My Conky

# conky configuration
#
# The list of variables has been removed from this file in favour
# of keeping the documentation more maintainable.
# Check http://conky.sf.net for an up-to-date-list.
#
# For ideas about how to modify conky, please see:
# http://crunchbanglinux.org/forums/topic/59/my-conky-config/
#
# For help with conky, please see:
# http://crunchbanglinux.org/forums/topic/2047/conky-help/
#
# Enjoy! :)
##############################################
#  Settings
##############################################
background yes
use_xft yes
xftfont Sans:size=8
xftalpha 1
update_interval 1.0
total_run_times 0
own_window yes
own_window_transparent yes
own_window_type desktop
own_window_hints undecorated,below,sticky,skip_taskbar,skip_pager
double_buffer yes
minimum_size 200 200
maximum_width 200
draw_shades yes
draw_outline no
draw_borders no
draw_graph_borders yes
default_color white
default_shade_color black
default_outline_color white
alignment top_left
gap_x 12
gap_y 12
no_buffers yes
uppercase no
cpu_avg_samples 2
override_utf8_locale no
color1 222222

TEXT
${font Sans-Serif:bold:size=12}
${color}I T ${color1}L ${color}I S ${color1}A S T I M E
${if_match ${exec date +"%M"} < 35}${if_match ${exec date +"%M"} >= 15}${if_match ${exec date +"%M"} < 20}${color}${endif}${endif}A ${color1}C ${if_match ${exec date +"%M"} >= 15}${if_match ${exec date +"%M"} < 20}${color}${endif}${endif}Q U A R T E R ${color1}D C
${if_match ${exec date +"%M"} >= 20}${if_match ${exec date +"%M"} < 30}${color}${endif}${endif}T W E N T Y ${if_match ${exec date +"%M"} >= 25}${if_match ${exec date +"%M"} < 30}${color}${endif}${else}${color1}${endif}${if_match ${exec date +"%M"} >= 5}${if_match ${exec date +"%M"} < 10}${color}${endif}${endif}F I V E ${color1}X
${if_match ${exec date +"%M"} >= 30}${if_match ${exec date +"%M"} < 35}${color}${endif}${endif}H A L F ${color1}B ${if_match ${exec date +"%M"} >= 10}${if_match ${exec date +"%M"} < 15}${color}${endif}${endif}T E N ${color1}F T O
${else}${if_match ${exec date +"%M"} >= 45}${if_match ${exec date +"%M"} < 50}${color}${endif}${endif}A ${color1}C ${if_match ${exec date +"%M"} >= 45}${if_match ${exec date +"%M"} < 50}${color}${endif}${endif}Q U A R T E R ${color1}D C
${if_match ${exec date +"%M"} >= 35}${if_match ${exec date +"%M"} < 45}${color}${endif}${endif}T W E N T Y ${if_match ${exec date +"%M"} < 40}${if_match ${exec date +"%M"} >= 35}${color}${endif}${else}${color1}${endif}${if_match ${exec date +"%M"} >= 55}${color}${endif}F I V E ${color1}X
H A L F B ${if_match ${exec date +"%M"} >= 50}${if_match ${exec date +"%M"} < 55}${color}${endif}${endif}T E N ${color1}F ${color}T O${color1}
${endif}${if_match ${exec date +"%M"} < 35}${if_match ${exec date +"%M"} > 5}${color}${endif}${endif}P A S T ${color1}E R U ${if_match ${exec date +"%M"} < 35}${if_match ${exec date +"%I"} == 9}${color}${else}${color1}${endif}N I N E
${if_match ${exec date +"%I"} == 1}${color}${else}${color1}${endif}O N E ${if_match ${exec date +"%I"} == 6}${color}${else}${color1}${endif}S I X ${if_match ${exec date +"%I"} == 3}${color}${else}${color1}${endif}T H R E E
${if_match ${exec date +"%I"} == 4}${color}${else}${color1}${endif}F O U R ${if_match ${exec date +"%I"} == 5}${color}${else}${color1}${endif}F I V E ${if_match ${exec date +"%I"} == 2}${color}${else}${color1}${endif}T W O
${if_match ${exec date +"%I"} == 8}${color}${else}${color1}${endif}E I G H T ${if_match ${exec date +"%I"} == 11}${color}${else}${color1}${endif}E L E V E N
${if_match ${exec date +"%I"} == 7}${color}${else}${color1}${endif}S E V E N ${if_match ${exec date +"%I"} == 12}${color}${else}${color1}${endif}T W E L V E
${if_match ${exec date +"%I"} == 10}${color}${else}${color1}${endif}T E N ${else}${if_match ${exec date +"%I"} == 8}${color}${else}${color1}${endif}N I N E
${if_match ${exec date +"%I"} == 12}${color}${else}${color1}${endif}O N E ${if_match ${exec date +"%I"} == 5}${color}${else}${color1}${endif}S I X ${if_match ${exec date +"%I"} == 2}${color}${else}${color1}${endif}T H R E E
${if_match ${exec date +"%I"} == 3}${color}${else}${color1}${endif}F O U R ${if_match ${exec date +"%I"} == 4}${color}${else}${color1}${endif}F I V E ${if_match ${exec date +"%I"} == 1}${color}${else}${color1}${endif}T W O
${if_match ${exec date +"%I"} == 7}${color}${else}${color1}${endif}E I G H T${if_match ${exec date +"%I"} == 10}${color}${else}${color1}${endif} E L E V E N
${if_match ${exec date +"%I"} == 6}${color}${else}${color1}${endif}S E V E N${if_match ${exec date +"%I"} == 11}${color}${else}${color1}${endif} T W E L V E
${if_match ${exec date +"%I"} == 9}${color}${else}${color1}${endif}T E N ${endif}${color1}S E ${if_match ${exec date +"%M"} < 5}${color}${endif}O C L O C K
${color}${if_running mocp}${font Sans-Serif:bold:size=8}MUSIC ${hr 2}
${font Sans-Serif:normal:size=8}${execi 10 mocp -Q '%song\n%artist\n%album'}
${execbar mocp -Q '%cs/%ts*100' | bc -l}
${endif}
${font Sans-Serif:bold:size=8}SYSTEM ${hr 2}
${font Sans-Serif:normal:size=8}$sysname $kernel $alignr $machine
Uptime:$alignr$uptime

${font Sans-Serif:bold:size=8}PROCESSORS ${hr 2}
${font Sans-Serif:normal:size=8}Average: ${cpu cpu0}%
${cpugraph cpu0}
CPU1: ${cpu cpu1}% ${cpubar cpu1}
CPU2: ${cpu cpu2}% ${cpubar cpu2}