Why is his dick so god damn big?

Why is his dick so god damn big? I used to laugh at people who played video games for their "living", but now this fucker is making a six-figure salary, fucking asian hotties, travelling the world, and to top it all off his dick is at least four times as big as mine. I'm just some shitty fucking 4k MMR student that probably won't do shit after I graduate. Should I just fucking kill myself? How do I go on living know that this guy is doing everything I used to dream about and has an enormous cock at the same time? I'm looking down at my small-ass dick right now and I'm just crying as I type this. Life just isn't fair /d2g/