TwitchPlaysPokémon SPANISH Ver. English Translation

Today I'll set out in a new adventure!
I'm counting on your help, INTERNET!

I want to be the very best
All Pokémon are my mission
I've got a Twitch account and I want to mess around
Everything I search is in my Pokédex

All Internet [users] help with my team
 - ABBBBBBK parenthesis
They all put some shitty names on them, damn!

For the Helix, Helix, Helix and my Pokémon
Anarchy must prevail
For the Helix, Helix, Helix I must proceed
Up, down, left and B
For the Helix, Helix, Helix I must carry on
[We] must exclude democracy
For the Helix, Helix, Helix I will endure
A tree won't let us move forward!

I need a water-type Pokémon to cross the sea, so I'll evolve my Eevee into... FLAREOOOON!
 - Booooh! It's the false prophet!

I went to search a Moon Stone
 - Rest in peace, Abby
and I dropped it shortly afterwards
In the shopping centre I had an epiphany
A molusk was my true god!
 - Rattata used dig! Noooo!
My adventure became a slaughter
 - Xcabbage! Dux! BigDig!
and they won't come back, there's nothing we can do!
 - We won't forget you!

For the Helix, Helix, Helix and my Pokémon
Anarchy must prevail
For the Helix, Helix, Helix I must proceed
Up, down, left and B
For the Helix, Helix, Helix I must carry on
[We] must exclude democracy
For the Helix, Helix, Helix I will endure
A tree cannot let us move forward!

(laughter) So, let me get think this straight: I spent a ton of money in the Safari Zone and then I'm leaving after five minutes? What's wrong with you?!

Lift Key! S.S. Ticket! Silph Scope, Lift Key!
S.S. Ticket, over and over!
All hail the Helix! [fossil]


DOWN! We do I keep on falling from the ledge again and again?! YOU'RE KIDDING!


For the Helix, Helix, Helix and my Pokémon
Anarchy must prevail
For the Helix, Helix, Helix I must proceed
A legendary is at our mercy!

For the Helix, Helix, Helix and my Pokémon
Anarchy is us'less
For the Helix, Helix, Helix I must carry on
I'm fucking dizzy and I'm outta here!
For the Helix, Helix, Helix I'll give my heart
Democracy is the solution
For the Helix, Helix, Helix I will endure
A tree won't let us move forward!

How're you, Prof. Oak? Well I'm here in a mansion talking to the wall! I've been 255 hours up without sleeping! All hail the Helix!