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  1. >Wake up
  2. >Are Anon
  3. >Have the downs
  4. >Can't do triple S without assistance
  5. >Fluttershy is your nurse
  6. >You lover her and pudding
  7. >She takes extra long on your sponge bath which is a sign shw wants the D
  8. >The D being the downs
  9. >They're contagious
  10. >Devise a plan to give her an extra chromosome
  11. >Next time she takes you to the park you'll go through with your plan
  12. >For now you must wait and make inaudible remarks about your surroundings
  13. >"Ok Anon are you ready for the park?" Fluttershy asks.
  14. >You stop trying to make your cheerios say different words and say "muuuuhhhhhh"
  15. >"Ok then lets go." She says attaching you to your leash.
  16. >'It's freaking go time' You think to yourself
  17. >Arrive at the park after Fluttershy had to tug on your leash for chasing squirrels.
  18. >She goes off to chat with one of her friends while you play in the sand box.
  19. >'it's time.'
  20. >Fling off your clothes and full eagle spread your arms like how Jack Black did at the end of Nacho Libre in order to win the big match, that was the coolest.
  21. >Your thoughts of the masked, cheese named but not themed wrestler, distract you from was you're doing.
  22. >Fluttershy looks horrified as a flying short bus rider falls at 9.8 meters per second at her.
  23. "MLEHHHHHHH" You scream as drool escapes your mouth.
  24. >Land on Fluttershy.
  25. >"Anon, sweetie, get off me please." Fluttershy nicely demands.
  26. "POOT POOT" You yell at her.
  27. >Fluttershy's eyes widen with fear, "No Anon, not poot poot."
  28. >Nod furiously while yelling "POOT POOT."
  29. >With that you release a deafening fart that shakes the very ground and cause a little pee to come out.
  30. >Fluttershy lays motionless.
  31. >You've killed her
  32. >But you don't know that.
  33. >You think she's sleeping.
  34.  
  35. >2 weeks later
  36.  
  37. >You've been searching for weeks.
  38. >Hundreds of farms you've searched looking for her.
  39. >Cause that's where everyone says she is, at a big farm where she can run free.
  40. >Throughout your travels you were given a nickname and became a man of legend
  41. >The Skid Mark Wanderer.
  42. >You never were good at wiping
  43. >But you won't rest until you've found her.
  44.  
  45. >Bad End
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