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Swift_M0nkey

Scootatard

Nov 11th, 2013
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  1. >Alright.
  2. >Don't worry.
  3. >It's only your first night here working at the mental institution.
  4. >To be honest, tards terrify you.
  5. >But the pay here is incredible and you're working at night so you don't have to see any of them.
  6. >Which is pretty cool.
  7. >You bend down in the hallway to pick up a dime when the sound of wheels rolling along the tiles is heard.
  8. >Turn around and see Scootaloo coming down on her electric scooter.
  9. >Her head rests on one of her shoulders and she drools a bit.
  10. >"ME SCOOT SCOOT!"
  11. >You're frozen in fear of the fucktard and just watch as she approaches at a whopping 3mph.
  12. >She kicks the scooter into maximum scooterdrive and smashes into you.
  13. >The impact sends you tumbling forward.
  14. >You slam your head against the wall, but don't pass out because that's a really overused plot device.
  15. >Grab your head and groan in pain.
  16. >Then turn around to see Scootaloo coming up in her scooter.
  17. >With your cat like agility, you manage to still get hit by it.
  18. >She now pins you against the wall with it.
  19. >WHY DID THESE FUCKING THINGS HAVE TO BE SO HEAVY?!
  20. >WHY ARE YOU SO WEAK?!
  21. >WILL LITTLE JOHNNY EVER GET OUT OF THAT WELL?!
  22. >Wait, wrong story.
  23. >She lets out a bestial tard roar, the entire time slobbering on herself and sending spit flying all over your face.
  24. "W-WHAT DO YOU WANT?!"
  25. >"WAN SCOOT SCOOT ANON!"
  26. >She pushes her scooter harder against your throat.
  27. "ACK!"
  28. >She backs up a little bit.
  29. "JUST TELL ME WHAT YOU WANT!"
  30. >"SCOOT ME SCOOT ME!"
  31. >Although her head remains stuck to the side, her eyes motion down to her crotch.
  32. >You look as well and Jesus Christ someone forgot to turn off the faucet before they left her vagina.
  33. >Her sexual juices run down her scooter and droplets land on your chest.
  34. "YOU'RE FUCKING CRA-"
  35. >She slams your throat again.
  36. >Fuck that doesn't tickle.
  37. >"NO TALK, SCOOT ME!"
  38. >She backs up and waits for your response.
  39. "YOU-"
  40. >Wait a fuck.
  41. >Think about this.
  42. >If you say no, she'll probably destroy what's left of your adam's apple.
  43. >If you say yes, you'll have to do something groth.
  44. >Thhuper thhuper grothh.
  45. >Eh, being gross is better than pain.
  46. "Alright!"
  47. >"YAY! SCOOT ME! SCOOT SCOOTALOO!"
  48. >Slowly bring a finger up to her pussy while looking away.
  49. >She slowly comes closer to your neck.
  50. >"WATCH WHILE SCOOTING SCOOTALOO."
  51. >You turn back to her and watch as your fingers come up to her pussy.
  52. >When you rub her drenched snatch, she lets out a noise similar to that of a crying dog.
  53. >Assuming that's just her retarded ass trying to moan, you continue.
  54. >You slip in a finger.
  55. >She slams you against the wall again.
  56. >"SCOOT SCOOT, NO INSIDE."
  57. "ALRIGHT FUCK! STOP DOING THAT!"
  58. >She rolls back a little and you pull out of her.
  59. >Then you continue rubbing the wet pussy of an underage mentally retarded pony.
  60. >What has your life come to?
  61. >All of the sudden, she screams at the top of her lungs.
  62. >Did she just-holy shit someone better check her fault lines, MT Scootacunt has erupted.
  63. >She squirts her juices out onto your face.
  64. >You try your best to not get any in your mouth but it somehow does anyway.
  65. >It tastes like salty spoiled milk.
  66. >You vomit on yourself.
  67. >Then you look up at Scootaloo.
  68. "There! I did it! Now let me go!"
  69. >No response is heard.
  70. >The fuck?
  71. "HEY!"
  72. >Still nothing.
  73. >Wait, no.
  74. >There's some noise.
  75. >A snort.
  76. >Wait a second...
  77. >SHE'S SLEEPING!
  78. "NOOO! GET UP!"
  79. >But she doesn't.
  80. >Fuck.
  81. "At least it can't get any worse-"
  82. >The scooter vibrates.
  83. >*BPTLPLLLPBLLLHLLHTH*
  84. "OH GOD DAMN IT! FUCK! SOME OF IT GOT IN MY MOUTH!"
  85. >...
  86. >It's been all night of this near defecation being shot out at your face.
  87. >You've thrown up more times than you can count.
  88. >The sound of hoof steps is heard.
  89. "HEY! HELP ME!"
  90. >The pony rushes over and takes Scootaloo's scooter off you.
  91. >"What in the world happened here?!"
  92. "She came after me and forced me to finger her!"
  93. >The pony looks at you.
  94. >You look back at the pony.
  95. >...
  96. >You're now sitting in a room wrapped in a foam tube.
  97. >Through the bars in front of you sits Scootaloo in her room.
  98. >Her tongue hangs out of her mouth.
  99. "Fuck."
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