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- > Your eyes flutter open.
- "...uhhh..."
- > You can't see much, it must be night time.
- > You're suddenly aware of the cool breeze on your ass.
- "Where the fuck are my pants?"
- > You try to get up, and fall right back down, writhing in pain.
- "Oh god...everything HURTS!"
- >Everything comes rushing back to you:
- > The unexpected sex change
- > Playing dress up with Rarara
- > Something about a hot air balloon
- > Being practically raped
- > The dream about Yankee Doodle
- > You shudder.
- > Pantyhose did not suit him.
- > You try to move again.
- > It hurts too much.
- "Come on, Anon. Lindsey Lohan does this shit every day. Man up."
- > Ok, on the count of three.
- > Uno!
- > Dos!
- > You force yourself to roll onto your back.
- "FUCK!"
- > Your pussy is throbbing, and not in the good way.
- >It feels like you're bleeding, but its too dark to tell.
- > All you can see are strangely shaped trees, grass and the moon.
- > Wait a minute...
- > This area is surrounded by those trees.
- > You were smack dab in the middle of the Everfree forest.
- > Shit.
- > You feel yourself start to panic.
- > No, no. Calm down.
- > Think.
- > There's only one pony who lives in the Everfree forest.
- "ZECORA!!!"
- At Zecora's hizzouse...
- >Zecora is laying in her bed, blunt hanging from the side of her mouth.
- >"My, this Kush is dank, wish I had some purp drank."
- "Zecora!"
- >"Who the fuck is that? Yo, I ain't got no more crack!"
- "Zecora! I know you're out there! Only a nigger pony lives in the fucking woods!"
- > "Shit."
- > She begins to shake violently.
- >"B-but I need to take one more hit! "
- > You're lying there for another thirty minutes before a light shines into your eyes.
- >You squint and throw a hand up to protect your eyes.
- "What up, Zigga?"
- >"What's goin' on? Why are you out here all alone?"
- "I can't move."
- >"You just moved your arm, did you not? Get off of your lazy plot."
- "I didn't mean it litera--look, my vagina is screaming bloody murder. Quite literally. HELP ME, NIGGA!"
- >She shines the light on your lady parts.
- > "Uh, that's not blood. That's jizz."
- "Shit, really? How much--"
- > You're cut off as she suddenly starts convulsing.
- >What the fucking fuck?
- > Just as her eyes roll back into her skull, she shouts "YOU CAN GET THE BIZ!"
- > Her eyes return to normal and she picks her flashlight up.
- >"What can I do to help you?"
- > You blink.
- > You wait exactly twelve seconds before responding.
- "What the FUCK just happened?"
- >"If I don't rhyme, I explode. It's Zebra code."
- > Why couldn't the blacks at home have that?
- > You're old roomate would have been more bearable.
- >'Watch me make this white bitch bend! I don't give a fuck if she's your girlfriend! '
- > Nevermind.
- > You give Zecora a cute smile.
- "Could you carry me home, Corey?"
- >"Your girlish charm will not work on me. I'll drag your ass back to the tree."
- > She tosses the flashlight at you and grabs you by the hair.
- "Wai--"
- > She pulls.
- "AHH! BITCH, THIS AINT WEAVE, STOP PULLIN' MY SHIT!"
- > You feel some of your hair get yanked out by the roots.
- "FUCK!"
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