I think this is the best program I have ever written

#define DEBUG
//#define DEBUGverbose

#define DIGITS int
#define TEXTING string
#define HereBeDaStart main
#define IsBeing =
#define wontBe !=
#define nuthin 0
#define yell cout
#define thereIs using
#define whereWeBe namespace
#define jail std
#define somthin short
#define Sieg endl
#define heil endl
#define DISAREAFUNCTIONWITHNOPARAMETERS ()
#define andThatsThat ;
#define andThatIsAll ;
#define streeeeaaaaammsssssMaaaaaaaannnnn <<
#define ThatThingThere do
#define SPACESHERE <<
#define WhereWordsComeFrom cin
#define GoOverThereNow >>
#define endThisLineNow ;
#define stopThisLikeRightNowWith return
#define STOP ;
#define BRACEYOURSELVES {
#define nowStop endl
#define THANKGODITSOVER }
#define THANKGODTHATSOVER }
#define whatDo while
#define plzNo ;
#define STOP_PLEASE_STOP_JUST_STOP ;
#define aaaaaaaaaannnnnnd_STOP ;
#define WereDoneHere ;
#define okay ;

#include <string>
#include <iostream>
#include <cstdlib>
#include <class.h>
thereIs whereWeBe jail andThatsThat

DIGITS HereBeDaStart DISAREAFUNCTIONWITHNOPARAMETERS BRACEYOURSELVES
    TEXTING input andThatsThat
    secretData text andThatsThat
    somthin key IsBeing nuthin andThatIsAll //default key of zero

    yell streeeeaaaaammsssssMaaaaaaaannnnn "Welcome to Secret Note program."<<nowStop andThatsThat

    //this is where we would connect to a server/client or whatever
    //yell<<"Enter a key for this communication: " aaaaaaaaaannnnnnd_STOP //this will be changed probably
    //WhereWordsComeFrom GoOverThereNow key; //this is a horrible way to get input but whatever

    ThatThingThere BRACEYOURSELVES
        yell streeeeaaaaammsssssMaaaaaaaannnnn "# " okay
        getline(WhereWordsComeFrom,input)WereDoneHere

        text.encrypt(input,key);
        yell SPACESHERE "  ";text.printEncryptedData DISAREAFUNCTIONWITHNOPARAMETERS plzNo
        yell SPACESHERE "  ";text.printData DISAREAFUNCTIONWITHNOPARAMETERS STOP
    THANKGODTHATSOVER whatDo(input.length DISAREAFUNCTIONWITHNOPARAMETERS wontBe nuthin) STOP_PLEASE_STOP_JUST_STOP

    #ifdef DEBUG
    yell streeeeaaaaammsssssMaaaaaaaannnnn Sieg<<heil;
    system("pause")STOP
    #endif // DEBUG

    stopThisLikeRightNowWith nuthin endThisLineNow
THANKGODITSOVER