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Flutterrape Halloween Special: Too Spooky For You

Nov 28th, 2012
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  1. >Dark and stormy night
  2. >You and the Mane Six are headed towards a supposedly haunted mansion
  3. >You're all going to spend a night in there
  4. >Rainbow Dash dared everyone to go including you
  5. >She's been building it up to be the scariest thing ever
  6. >Everyone is a little nervous
  7. >Everyone except you
  8. I don't see the big deal. It's some abandoned place of course it's going to to look desolate and banged up. There's nothing to see here, let's just turn back...
  9. >Rainbow Dash scoffs and flies circles around you
  10. >"What's the matter Anon? Are you chickening out on us?"
  11. No, I just don't see the point in this. This all feels like that start of a bad Halloween-erm Nightmare Night Special.
  12. >Pinkie makes some chicken noises at you
  13. >Applejack chuckles
  14. >"Ya sure Anon? You're talking down the whole thing, ponies talk down things when they're nervous.."
  15. No seriously-
  16. >Rarity is eyeing everything nervously
  17. >"Don't worry, Anon I too can let my nerves get the best of me."
  18. >Twilight nods, laughing nervously
  19. >"It's okay to be afraid."
  20. >Fluttershy is shaking like crazy
  21. >She moves closer to you and nuzzles your side
  22. >"D-don't *squeak* worry A-anon ...I'll protect you..."
  23. >Roll your eyes
  24. >Fluttershy is probably more spooky and dangerous to you than the house itself
  25. >She rubs your backside gently
  26. >You jump away
  27. >The others think you got startled by your nerves
  28. >They laugh
  29. >God damn it!
  30. You know what!? I'll prove I'm not scared! I'll go in first!
  31. >Before anyone else can saying you strut on ahead to the front door
  32. >Door opens by itself
  33. >Too pissed to notice
  34. >Walk right in
  35. See? Nothing here..well actually this mansion has a lot of furniture I'd like to take home with me...
  36. >"Careful Anon, you don't want to steal from the ghosts and monsters living in here!"
  37. >Rainbow Dash wraps her hooves around your eyes
  38. Let go
  39. >"You're no fun Anon..."
  40. >The others enter
  41. >For a while everyone stands around awkwardly
  42. >Twilight takes this moment to speak up
  43. >"So we're spending the night in here? Where do we all sleep?
  44. >"That lovely couch is where I'll be sleeping."
  45. >"Ooh! The attic I want to see the monsters!"
  46. >"Anywhere really."
  47. >"An actual bedroom, Sugarcube."
  48. >"Uh *shiver* wherever I c-can keep Anon w-warm and s-safe."
  49. Wherever she's not sleeping
  50. >Before this conversation can continue any further, you all hear a loud banging noise from an unknown location
  51. >Everyone jumps and huddles close together
  52. >Fluttershy has wrapped her forehooves around your neck
  53. >And her hindhooves are on your midsection
  54. Let go
  55. >"Eeeeep!"
  56. It's probably just a rat
  57. >Rarity shudders
  58. >"Why did I agree to come to such a filthy place?"
  59. >Pry Fluttershy off
  60. >The noise repeats itself
  61. >Everyone jumps once more
  62. >Fluttershy is back on you again
  63. >Fucking noise
  64. >Lightning strikes outside
  65. >The lantern that Twilight was levitating goes out
  66. >The six mares scream their lungs out
  67. >Then silence
  68. >After about a few seconds another lantern comes on from across the main room
  69. >Everyone but you, and Yellow Pone clinging to you are gone
  70. Okay....this has to be a bad prank.
  71. ...Fluttershy get off!
  72. >"No!"
  73. >"I h-have to k-keep you safe, mister!"
  74. >She's shaking so badly it's causing you to shake
  75. Great of all the ponies I have to be stuck with, it's you.
  76. >She doesn't pick up on the sarcasm
  77. >"I'm gl-glad you th-think so Anon. I like being alone w-with you too. Although this time is so...scary..."
  78. >She nuzzles you
  79. We can't find our friends if you're stuck onto me like this....
  80. >Takes about 10 minutes for her to finally get off of you
  81. >You've got to get to the bottom of this
  82. >Still think this is an elaborate prank
  83. >Scared now, anyway
  84. >Begin walking down a narrow dark hallway
  85. >Disregard Fluttershy
  86. >"Wait don't leave me here!"
  87. >She follows after to you
  88. Honestly Fluttershy you're always trying to force yourself on me, and I don't feel safe around you.
  89. >She whimpers
  90. >"I'm sorry Anon, I like you a lot and I just want you and I to feel very good. I know the day I succeed um ...you'll like it..."
  91. >Shake your head and walk faster
  92. >"B-but! Tonight I won't umm rut...you...unless you... want me to of course..."
  93. Ugh, whatever, fine, okay! Just help me find our friends
  94. >She nods frantically
  95. Alright so, let's look for a bathroom first
  96. >"Um why a bathroom?"
  97. >She gets wingboners, and blushes
  98. >Weirdo...
  99. Because one of our friends is most likely in there. Or a key or something. I don't know, why not.
  100. >Keep walking with Banana Hush close behind
  101. >Her tail keeps spanking your backside
  102. >Not sure if on purpose or not
  103. >Door at the end of the hallway
  104. >Suddenly hear a voice
  105. >"0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o~"
  106. >Laugh
  107. >Seriously?
  108. >Fluttershy hides behind her mane and shivers
  109. >"Uh, oh Anon!"
  110. >Fluttershy jumps into your arms
  111. Cmon, It can't be a ghost....
  112. >She doesn't respond
  113. Let's go in now
  114. >"N-no..."
  115. Yes
  116. >Shakes her head
  117. >Holds onto you tightly
  118. >Sigh
  119. Okay, what will it get you to go in there with me?
  120. >"*mumble mumble*"
  121. Huh?
  122. >"Fl*mumble*"
  123. >Lean in very closer
  124. >"A F-fluttersnack..."
  125. What the hell is a flu-umph!
  126. >She forces a wet sloppy kiss on you
  127. >"mmmmm~"
  128. >Her tongue violates every inch of your mouth
  129. >Drop her
  130. >She holds the kiss by hovering
  131. >Tail tickles your crotch
  132. >Break the kiss
  133. What the hell was that?!
  134. >"A Fluttersnack."
  135. You wanted a kiss for courage? You're supposed to ask for those first... Not that I would have given one to you though...
  136. >Blush
  137. >Stupid Fluttershy
  138. Okay let's go
  139. >She whimpers
  140. You had your fucking "Fluttersnack", let's go!
  141. >Kick door open
  142. >It's a bathroom
  143. >Of course
  144. >"Oo0o0o0oO0o0o!"
  145. Pinkie?
  146. >"Oh hiya Anon, I've been using the echoes in here to disguise as a ghost!"
  147. I'm not even going to ask why you're not concerned. Do you know how you ended up here? Is this some prank?
  148. >"Well when the lights went out, I felt something move me around."
  149. >"Then I ended up here!"
  150. >Fluttershy gasps
  151. >"Pinkie, was it a m-monster?"
  152. >Pinkie shrugs her withers
  153. >"All I know is that it carried somepony out into the backyard."
  154. >Still think this is one big prank
  155. Well then let's go to the backyard already.
  156. By, the way...is there a key in here?
  157. >She giggles
  158. >"Why would there be a key in here silly?"
  159. >"M-maybe his fetish is to be locked in the bathroom with us...."
  160. It's not, trust me.
  161. ....Lead the way Pinkie
  162. >Pinkie runs off and you and Yellow pony have to sprint to keep up with her
  163. >When you arrive in the backyard Pinkie is nowhere to be found
  164. >Great, stuck with a potential rapist again
  165. >"Ummm Anon?"
  166. >Backyard is a graveyard
  167. >....Really?
  168. >.......REALLY?!
  169. WHAT NEXT? THRILLER?!
  170. >"Anon, the m-monster might hear you!"
  171. >Suddenly, as if the universe had heard your plight and laughed it's ass off, glowing corpses of ponies started rising out of the grave
  172. Okay listen Fluttershy, if you don't want to get eaten you have to know the Thriller dance
  173. >Show her the dance
  174. >Zombie ponies copy you
  175. >Sigh
  176. >You begin thriller dancing your way back towards the mansion
  177. >Fluttershy follows, but trips on you
  178. Oh no...
  179. >Zombies encircle the two of you
  180. >Fluttershy hugs your midsection
  181. >"No! Take me first!"
  182. >"I just want to let you know that I love you, Anon!"
  183. >Think you might die too
  184. Ummm you've been a friend, a creepy one, but a friend, a rapey one, but a friend.
  185. And maybe if I live through this...I might consider-
  186. >Zombieponies suddenly all drop to the ground
  187. >What?
  188. >Twilight appears from behind a large grave
  189. >"Oh my gosh! I'm sorry! I was levitating those corpses to scare off monsters!"
  190. >"I panicked and didn't know it was you and Anon!"
  191. >Nice use of corpses Twilight...
  192. >She helps Fluttershy up first
  193. >Then you
  194. How did you know about Thriller?
  195. >"I didn't I saw you dance like that and thought it was a mutual thing among monsters..."
  196. >Oh....
  197. So, do you know where Pinkie or anyone else went off to?
  198. >"I heard noises from the kitchen."
  199. May as well. I still think you're all playing me here...
  200. >As you turn to leave feel patting on your ass
  201. >Turn around
  202. >Fluttershy
  203. >"You said if you lived through that ordeal that you would consider something?"
  204. No! Nothing, forget it!
  205. >Arrive at the kitchen
  206. >Twilight is nowhere to be found
  207. Oh for the love of!?
  208. Next time this happens I'm entering the destined location first! And if I get grabbed or something I'll call out for help!
  209. >The kitchen has all tons of pots and pans
  210. >It's super cold
  211. >Like ten fucking kelvin cold
  212. >Fluttershy is shaking and crying
  213. >She's truly terrified over this whole ordeal
  214. >May as well comfort her
  215. >Pull her into a hug
  216. >"Eep!"
  217. Stop being such a baby, there's no monster, no ghosts, our friends are just having fun at our expense. I'm sure of it.
  218. >She's super warm and soft
  219. >And this kitchen is freezing
  220. >Don't let go
  221. >"Oh Anon, you really like it don't you?"
  222. >Notice you have your cheek buried into her mane
  223. >Your hands are under her wings
  224. >Pull away flustered
  225. It's not what it looks like, I admit you're soft and warm and it's cold in here! That's it though!
  226. >"You can experience that anytime you want mister."
  227. >"Thanks for trying to comfort me...how about I comfort you..."
  228. >She get's bedroom eyes
  229. >"With a Fluttersnack...."
  230. >Oh no..nonononononono
  231. >She surges forward
  232. >Luckily you're saved by a frying pan flying out
  233. by itself and hitting your face
  234. >Oh boy you're not falling for this again
  235. >Pots and pans are now circling around the two of you
  236. >Hear loud clanging of pots from somewhere as well
  237. We're not monsters or something like that! Come out whoever you are....
  238. >"Oh Dear...."
  239. >"Heheh oops."
  240. >Rarity and Applejack pop out from behind the counter
  241. Yeah I knew this was a prank.
  242. >Rarity shakes her head
  243. >"No Darling, we really saw it! The thing that grabbed us, it went upstairs!"
  244. >"I was hoping that the noise my Granny makes to scare off the timber wolves would also scare it."
  245. >"And I was using the items in the kitchen to defend ourselves, we're very sorry."
  246. Okay great, let's go upstairs
  247. >"Anon are you crazy? We're not going after that monster!"
  248. >"I agree with Rarity, I'll be in the living room if ya need me."
  249. >"I'm with you, Applejack."
  250. Okay fine, go ahead....ugh
  251. >Realize something
  252. Oh! Take Fluttershy with you!
  253. >Thank god
  254. >"No, I said I would protect you mister."
  255. >Damn
  256. >"I'm staying with you, if that's okay with you."
  257. Ugh suit yourself Flutterbutt, second story here we come!
  258. >Dash is up there
  259. >You're sure
  260. >The second story wasn't very large it had only a few rooms
  261. >Walking down the hallway was unnerving this time, mostly because you knew that the final prank was about to commence
  262. >"*meow*?"
  263. Aaaaugh!
  264. >Fluttershy gasps
  265. >"Now look here Ms.Kitty, that's very mean to scare Anon like that!"
  266. >The cat hisses
  267. >Fluttershy gives it the stare
  268. >It backs away
  269. >"Now what do you say?"
  270. >"*meow*..."
  271. >"Good, she won't bother you anymore Anon."
  272. >Fluttershy rubs your ass and gives it a gentle smack
  273. >"Is being defended your fetish anon?"
  274. No!
  275. >Hear laughing
  276. >Rainbow Dash....
  277. >You were pissed
  278. >This night has been nothing but stupid situations and you're sure this has all been some dumb prank
  279. >See Dash
  280. >Walk over to her
  281. Look here Dash! You all have not been fooling me, maybe Fluttershy but not me!
  282. >"What do you mean Anon? I just thought it was funny how you were all high and mighty about not being scared, and a stray cat scared you."
  283. >She chuckles
  284. I haven't been scared! At least not by this fake monster or ghost or whatever this thing is supposed to be!
  285. >She doesn't respond
  286. This is just some dumpy ass place, and nothing more!
  287. >Still not responding
  288. >Fluttershy nudges your side
  289. >"Um Anon..."
  290. WHAT?! Are you going to ask me if stupid hoaxes are my fetish?
  291. >Rainbow Dash flutters up to your eye level
  292. >Turns your head
  293. >See a tall dark headless pony
  294. Oh....
  295. >Turn to look at Rainbow Dash but she's flown off in fear
  296. >Fluttershy looks at you
  297. >You look at her
  298. Zoinks!
  299. >"AAAAAAAAAA!"
  300. AAAAAAAAAAA!
  301. >You both run out of there with the headless horse trailing close behind
  302. >It chases you into a dining hall
  303. >It's gaining on you
  304. >Jump on Fluttershy's back
  305. >"Oh Anon~ I had no idea-"
  306. Now is not the time! Fly! You shy little banana horse!
  307. >Fluttershy flies off
  308. >In next room, it's a library
  309. >Lose balance
  310. >Both of you fall down into the maze of bookshelves
  311. >You two begin sneaking toward the next room
  312. >"Hehehe~ Anon that tickles. Can you got a little lower, sweetie?"
  313. >What.
  314. I'm not touching you
  315. >Turn around to see headless horse tickling Fluttershy's flank
  316. >It then makes a mocking gesture at the two of you
  317. >You both run even faster
  318. >You're almost to the living room now!
  319. >The headless horse is right at your heels
  320. >You all step into the living room at once
  321. >Net trap is set off
  322. >You're all caught in the net
  323. >Twi, Dash, AJ, Pinkie, and Rarity pop out
  324. >"You two made excellent decoys!"
  325. Fuck...you....
  326. >Fluttershy seems to love the close contact the net gives
  327. >Because she's dry humping you with all her might
  328. >The headless horse tries to back away from the two of you, clearly disgusted
  329. >Twilight uses her magic to undo the net
  330. >The headless horse falls dazed
  331. >Pinkie rushes up to it
  332. >"Now to find out who the headless horse really is!"
  333. >Is this going where you think it is?
  334. >You're having difficultly containing your rage at this point
  335. >Pinkie tears off the costume
  336. >It's
  337. >It's!?
  338. >Everyone including you shout out
  339. Mr.Waddle?!
  340. >"That's right!"
  341. >The royal guards rush into the mansion and take him into custody
  342. B-b-b-but what?
  343. Why?!
  344. How?!
  345. >"And I would have gotten away for it too if it weren't for you meddling mares and your human!"
  346. >Wait you thought you were sha-
  347. Okay!? Why would he even be here?!
  348. This makes no sense!
  349. What crime did he even commit or attempt to commit?!
  350.  
  351. (Stop the story! Stop the story!
  352. >"What's wrong Anon?"
  353. )
  354.  
  355.  
  356. What's wrong is that this ghost story you've all been telling together makes no sense!
  357. >Dash shrugs
  358. >"I thought it was alright."
  359. Yeah but why Mr.Waddle?
  360. He wasn't established at any point previous, not in Pinkie's part of the story, not in Twilight's, not in Rarity's and Applejack's, and not even yours Dash! And Fluttershy I know you're gonna make me have sex with you when it's your turn to tell the story!
  361. >Fluttershy blushes sheepishly
  362. >"Well....I do want to do that."
  363. And that's another thing, why did you all make this about me? And why with Fluttershy? You know she and I have our issues right?! With the whole rape thing?
  364. >Rarity giggles
  365. >"You two would make a cute couple."
  366. >Nods from all around
  367. Yeah try having a weird stallion try to rape you Rarity and then see how you feel when someone says you'd make a cute couple....
  368. >Twilight sighs
  369. >"Alright Anon, if it will make you happy it can be your turn to tell the story."
  370. Gladly!
  371. >You clear your throat
  372.  
  373.  
  374. >Suddenly Mr.Waddle is let go because he did nothing illegal
  375. >Everyone listened to Anon's reason that they should go home and stop being in a retarded abandoned mansion
  376. >Also Fluttershy died of AIDS 3 Months later
  377. >The End
  378.  
  379. (
  380. >"You really suck at this Anon."
  381. >"Hey! I thought the mansion concept was great!"
  382. >"*Snf* I-is.... AIDS your fetish, Anon?"
  383. >"Anon you brute, that was so rude to poor Fluttershy!"
  384. Oh boo hoo! You guys made a million jokes at my expense in this story...
  385. >"No need to get saddle-sore there partner"
  386. >"So I guess we can check scary story's off the list now?"
  387. >Fucking Nightmare Night
  388. )
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