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- >Dark and stormy night
- >You and the Mane Six are headed towards a supposedly haunted mansion
- >You're all going to spend a night in there
- >Rainbow Dash dared everyone to go including you
- >She's been building it up to be the scariest thing ever
- >Everyone is a little nervous
- >Everyone except you
- I don't see the big deal. It's some abandoned place of course it's going to to look desolate and banged up. There's nothing to see here, let's just turn back...
- >Rainbow Dash scoffs and flies circles around you
- >"What's the matter Anon? Are you chickening out on us?"
- No, I just don't see the point in this. This all feels like that start of a bad Halloween-erm Nightmare Night Special.
- >Pinkie makes some chicken noises at you
- >Applejack chuckles
- >"Ya sure Anon? You're talking down the whole thing, ponies talk down things when they're nervous.."
- No seriously-
- >Rarity is eyeing everything nervously
- >"Don't worry, Anon I too can let my nerves get the best of me."
- >Twilight nods, laughing nervously
- >"It's okay to be afraid."
- >Fluttershy is shaking like crazy
- >She moves closer to you and nuzzles your side
- >"D-don't *squeak* worry A-anon ...I'll protect you..."
- >Roll your eyes
- >Fluttershy is probably more spooky and dangerous to you than the house itself
- >She rubs your backside gently
- >You jump away
- >The others think you got startled by your nerves
- >They laugh
- >God damn it!
- You know what!? I'll prove I'm not scared! I'll go in first!
- >Before anyone else can saying you strut on ahead to the front door
- >Door opens by itself
- >Too pissed to notice
- >Walk right in
- See? Nothing here..well actually this mansion has a lot of furniture I'd like to take home with me...
- >"Careful Anon, you don't want to steal from the ghosts and monsters living in here!"
- >Rainbow Dash wraps her hooves around your eyes
- Let go
- >"You're no fun Anon..."
- >The others enter
- >For a while everyone stands around awkwardly
- >Twilight takes this moment to speak up
- >"So we're spending the night in here? Where do we all sleep?
- >"That lovely couch is where I'll be sleeping."
- >"Ooh! The attic I want to see the monsters!"
- >"Anywhere really."
- >"An actual bedroom, Sugarcube."
- >"Uh *shiver* wherever I c-can keep Anon w-warm and s-safe."
- Wherever she's not sleeping
- >Before this conversation can continue any further, you all hear a loud banging noise from an unknown location
- >Everyone jumps and huddles close together
- >Fluttershy has wrapped her forehooves around your neck
- >And her hindhooves are on your midsection
- Let go
- >"Eeeeep!"
- It's probably just a rat
- >Rarity shudders
- >"Why did I agree to come to such a filthy place?"
- >Pry Fluttershy off
- >The noise repeats itself
- >Everyone jumps once more
- >Fluttershy is back on you again
- >Fucking noise
- >Lightning strikes outside
- >The lantern that Twilight was levitating goes out
- >The six mares scream their lungs out
- >Then silence
- >After about a few seconds another lantern comes on from across the main room
- >Everyone but you, and Yellow Pone clinging to you are gone
- Okay....this has to be a bad prank.
- ...Fluttershy get off!
- >"No!"
- >"I h-have to k-keep you safe, mister!"
- >She's shaking so badly it's causing you to shake
- Great of all the ponies I have to be stuck with, it's you.
- >She doesn't pick up on the sarcasm
- >"I'm gl-glad you th-think so Anon. I like being alone w-with you too. Although this time is so...scary..."
- >She nuzzles you
- We can't find our friends if you're stuck onto me like this....
- >Takes about 10 minutes for her to finally get off of you
- >You've got to get to the bottom of this
- >Still think this is an elaborate prank
- >Scared now, anyway
- >Begin walking down a narrow dark hallway
- >Disregard Fluttershy
- >"Wait don't leave me here!"
- >She follows after to you
- Honestly Fluttershy you're always trying to force yourself on me, and I don't feel safe around you.
- >She whimpers
- >"I'm sorry Anon, I like you a lot and I just want you and I to feel very good. I know the day I succeed um ...you'll like it..."
- >Shake your head and walk faster
- >"B-but! Tonight I won't umm rut...you...unless you... want me to of course..."
- Ugh, whatever, fine, okay! Just help me find our friends
- >She nods frantically
- Alright so, let's look for a bathroom first
- >"Um why a bathroom?"
- >She gets wingboners, and blushes
- >Weirdo...
- Because one of our friends is most likely in there. Or a key or something. I don't know, why not.
- >Keep walking with Banana Hush close behind
- >Her tail keeps spanking your backside
- >Not sure if on purpose or not
- >Door at the end of the hallway
- >Suddenly hear a voice
- >"0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o~"
- >Laugh
- >Seriously?
- >Fluttershy hides behind her mane and shivers
- >"Uh, oh Anon!"
- >Fluttershy jumps into your arms
- Cmon, It can't be a ghost....
- >She doesn't respond
- Let's go in now
- >"N-no..."
- Yes
- >Shakes her head
- >Holds onto you tightly
- >Sigh
- Okay, what will it get you to go in there with me?
- >"*mumble mumble*"
- Huh?
- >"Fl*mumble*"
- >Lean in very closer
- >"A F-fluttersnack..."
- What the hell is a flu-umph!
- >She forces a wet sloppy kiss on you
- >"mmmmm~"
- >Her tongue violates every inch of your mouth
- >Drop her
- >She holds the kiss by hovering
- >Tail tickles your crotch
- >Break the kiss
- What the hell was that?!
- >"A Fluttersnack."
- You wanted a kiss for courage? You're supposed to ask for those first... Not that I would have given one to you though...
- >Blush
- >Stupid Fluttershy
- Okay let's go
- >She whimpers
- You had your fucking "Fluttersnack", let's go!
- >Kick door open
- >It's a bathroom
- >Of course
- >"Oo0o0o0oO0o0o!"
- Pinkie?
- >"Oh hiya Anon, I've been using the echoes in here to disguise as a ghost!"
- I'm not even going to ask why you're not concerned. Do you know how you ended up here? Is this some prank?
- >"Well when the lights went out, I felt something move me around."
- >"Then I ended up here!"
- >Fluttershy gasps
- >"Pinkie, was it a m-monster?"
- >Pinkie shrugs her withers
- >"All I know is that it carried somepony out into the backyard."
- >Still think this is one big prank
- Well then let's go to the backyard already.
- By, the way...is there a key in here?
- >She giggles
- >"Why would there be a key in here silly?"
- >"M-maybe his fetish is to be locked in the bathroom with us...."
- It's not, trust me.
- ....Lead the way Pinkie
- >Pinkie runs off and you and Yellow pony have to sprint to keep up with her
- >When you arrive in the backyard Pinkie is nowhere to be found
- >Great, stuck with a potential rapist again
- >"Ummm Anon?"
- >Backyard is a graveyard
- >....Really?
- >.......REALLY?!
- WHAT NEXT? THRILLER?!
- >"Anon, the m-monster might hear you!"
- >Suddenly, as if the universe had heard your plight and laughed it's ass off, glowing corpses of ponies started rising out of the grave
- Okay listen Fluttershy, if you don't want to get eaten you have to know the Thriller dance
- >Show her the dance
- >Zombie ponies copy you
- >Sigh
- >You begin thriller dancing your way back towards the mansion
- >Fluttershy follows, but trips on you
- Oh no...
- >Zombies encircle the two of you
- >Fluttershy hugs your midsection
- >"No! Take me first!"
- >"I just want to let you know that I love you, Anon!"
- >Think you might die too
- Ummm you've been a friend, a creepy one, but a friend, a rapey one, but a friend.
- And maybe if I live through this...I might consider-
- >Zombieponies suddenly all drop to the ground
- >What?
- >Twilight appears from behind a large grave
- >"Oh my gosh! I'm sorry! I was levitating those corpses to scare off monsters!"
- >"I panicked and didn't know it was you and Anon!"
- >Nice use of corpses Twilight...
- >She helps Fluttershy up first
- >Then you
- How did you know about Thriller?
- >"I didn't I saw you dance like that and thought it was a mutual thing among monsters..."
- >Oh....
- So, do you know where Pinkie or anyone else went off to?
- >"I heard noises from the kitchen."
- May as well. I still think you're all playing me here...
- >As you turn to leave feel patting on your ass
- >Turn around
- >Fluttershy
- >"You said if you lived through that ordeal that you would consider something?"
- No! Nothing, forget it!
- >Arrive at the kitchen
- >Twilight is nowhere to be found
- Oh for the love of!?
- Next time this happens I'm entering the destined location first! And if I get grabbed or something I'll call out for help!
- >The kitchen has all tons of pots and pans
- >It's super cold
- >Like ten fucking kelvin cold
- >Fluttershy is shaking and crying
- >She's truly terrified over this whole ordeal
- >May as well comfort her
- >Pull her into a hug
- >"Eep!"
- Stop being such a baby, there's no monster, no ghosts, our friends are just having fun at our expense. I'm sure of it.
- >She's super warm and soft
- >And this kitchen is freezing
- >Don't let go
- >"Oh Anon, you really like it don't you?"
- >Notice you have your cheek buried into her mane
- >Your hands are under her wings
- >Pull away flustered
- It's not what it looks like, I admit you're soft and warm and it's cold in here! That's it though!
- >"You can experience that anytime you want mister."
- >"Thanks for trying to comfort me...how about I comfort you..."
- >She get's bedroom eyes
- >"With a Fluttersnack...."
- >Oh no..nonononononono
- >She surges forward
- >Luckily you're saved by a frying pan flying out
- by itself and hitting your face
- >Oh boy you're not falling for this again
- >Pots and pans are now circling around the two of you
- >Hear loud clanging of pots from somewhere as well
- We're not monsters or something like that! Come out whoever you are....
- >"Oh Dear...."
- >"Heheh oops."
- >Rarity and Applejack pop out from behind the counter
- Yeah I knew this was a prank.
- >Rarity shakes her head
- >"No Darling, we really saw it! The thing that grabbed us, it went upstairs!"
- >"I was hoping that the noise my Granny makes to scare off the timber wolves would also scare it."
- >"And I was using the items in the kitchen to defend ourselves, we're very sorry."
- Okay great, let's go upstairs
- >"Anon are you crazy? We're not going after that monster!"
- >"I agree with Rarity, I'll be in the living room if ya need me."
- >"I'm with you, Applejack."
- Okay fine, go ahead....ugh
- >Realize something
- Oh! Take Fluttershy with you!
- >Thank god
- >"No, I said I would protect you mister."
- >Damn
- >"I'm staying with you, if that's okay with you."
- Ugh suit yourself Flutterbutt, second story here we come!
- >Dash is up there
- >You're sure
- >The second story wasn't very large it had only a few rooms
- >Walking down the hallway was unnerving this time, mostly because you knew that the final prank was about to commence
- >"*meow*?"
- Aaaaugh!
- >Fluttershy gasps
- >"Now look here Ms.Kitty, that's very mean to scare Anon like that!"
- >The cat hisses
- >Fluttershy gives it the stare
- >It backs away
- >"Now what do you say?"
- >"*meow*..."
- >"Good, she won't bother you anymore Anon."
- >Fluttershy rubs your ass and gives it a gentle smack
- >"Is being defended your fetish anon?"
- No!
- >Hear laughing
- >Rainbow Dash....
- >You were pissed
- >This night has been nothing but stupid situations and you're sure this has all been some dumb prank
- >See Dash
- >Walk over to her
- Look here Dash! You all have not been fooling me, maybe Fluttershy but not me!
- >"What do you mean Anon? I just thought it was funny how you were all high and mighty about not being scared, and a stray cat scared you."
- >She chuckles
- I haven't been scared! At least not by this fake monster or ghost or whatever this thing is supposed to be!
- >She doesn't respond
- This is just some dumpy ass place, and nothing more!
- >Still not responding
- >Fluttershy nudges your side
- >"Um Anon..."
- WHAT?! Are you going to ask me if stupid hoaxes are my fetish?
- >Rainbow Dash flutters up to your eye level
- >Turns your head
- >See a tall dark headless pony
- Oh....
- >Turn to look at Rainbow Dash but she's flown off in fear
- >Fluttershy looks at you
- >You look at her
- Zoinks!
- >"AAAAAAAAAA!"
- AAAAAAAAAAA!
- >You both run out of there with the headless horse trailing close behind
- >It chases you into a dining hall
- >It's gaining on you
- >Jump on Fluttershy's back
- >"Oh Anon~ I had no idea-"
- Now is not the time! Fly! You shy little banana horse!
- >Fluttershy flies off
- >In next room, it's a library
- >Lose balance
- >Both of you fall down into the maze of bookshelves
- >You two begin sneaking toward the next room
- >"Hehehe~ Anon that tickles. Can you got a little lower, sweetie?"
- >What.
- I'm not touching you
- >Turn around to see headless horse tickling Fluttershy's flank
- >It then makes a mocking gesture at the two of you
- >You both run even faster
- >You're almost to the living room now!
- >The headless horse is right at your heels
- >You all step into the living room at once
- >Net trap is set off
- >You're all caught in the net
- >Twi, Dash, AJ, Pinkie, and Rarity pop out
- >"You two made excellent decoys!"
- Fuck...you....
- >Fluttershy seems to love the close contact the net gives
- >Because she's dry humping you with all her might
- >The headless horse tries to back away from the two of you, clearly disgusted
- >Twilight uses her magic to undo the net
- >The headless horse falls dazed
- >Pinkie rushes up to it
- >"Now to find out who the headless horse really is!"
- >Is this going where you think it is?
- >You're having difficultly containing your rage at this point
- >Pinkie tears off the costume
- >It's
- >It's!?
- >Everyone including you shout out
- Mr.Waddle?!
- >"That's right!"
- >The royal guards rush into the mansion and take him into custody
- B-b-b-but what?
- Why?!
- How?!
- >"And I would have gotten away for it too if it weren't for you meddling mares and your human!"
- >Wait you thought you were sha-
- Okay!? Why would he even be here?!
- This makes no sense!
- What crime did he even commit or attempt to commit?!
- (Stop the story! Stop the story!
- >"What's wrong Anon?"
- )
- What's wrong is that this ghost story you've all been telling together makes no sense!
- >Dash shrugs
- >"I thought it was alright."
- Yeah but why Mr.Waddle?
- He wasn't established at any point previous, not in Pinkie's part of the story, not in Twilight's, not in Rarity's and Applejack's, and not even yours Dash! And Fluttershy I know you're gonna make me have sex with you when it's your turn to tell the story!
- >Fluttershy blushes sheepishly
- >"Well....I do want to do that."
- And that's another thing, why did you all make this about me? And why with Fluttershy? You know she and I have our issues right?! With the whole rape thing?
- >Rarity giggles
- >"You two would make a cute couple."
- >Nods from all around
- Yeah try having a weird stallion try to rape you Rarity and then see how you feel when someone says you'd make a cute couple....
- >Twilight sighs
- >"Alright Anon, if it will make you happy it can be your turn to tell the story."
- Gladly!
- >You clear your throat
- >Suddenly Mr.Waddle is let go because he did nothing illegal
- >Everyone listened to Anon's reason that they should go home and stop being in a retarded abandoned mansion
- >Also Fluttershy died of AIDS 3 Months later
- >The End
- (
- >"You really suck at this Anon."
- >"Hey! I thought the mansion concept was great!"
- >"*Snf* I-is.... AIDS your fetish, Anon?"
- >"Anon you brute, that was so rude to poor Fluttershy!"
- Oh boo hoo! You guys made a million jokes at my expense in this story...
- >"No need to get saddle-sore there partner"
- >"So I guess we can check scary story's off the list now?"
- >Fucking Nightmare Night
- )
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