Being Rainbow Dash Compalation

Being Rainbow Dash
Contents
{
Chapter 1:Perspective [AAA001]
Chapter 2: One Man Fandom [AAA002]
Chapter 3: Lucky Dime [AAA003]
}


Chapter 1:Perspective [AAA001]
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>Wake up
>Where am I...oh
>yeah forgot
>Equestria
>Fuck this place
>Something starts slamming on the door
>”GET UP!! “ the voice yelled, “YOUR GOING TO BE LATE FOR YOUR FIRST DAY OF WORK YOU … WHATEVER YOU ARE”
>Oh yeah...you have been here for a year already and the ponies do not like you at all
>A Pegasus by the name of Lightning Twirl allowed you to stay here, but last month she said get a job or get out
>You found a job being a janitor for the library that Twilight Sparkle own.
>Getting up and getting yourself clothed, you head downstairs for breakfast
>Eating the meager serving of cereal, you see your landlord.
>If not for her distaste for you, you would have hit on her
>Finishing your meal, you head to the library, not prepared for your new meager life as a fucking janitor
…
>”And after you finish cleaning the basement, I want you to start reorganizing all the books. Any other questions?” Twilight Sparkle says
“No” you mutter out
>”After you are done with that you can go home” she says, turning around and getting back to her books
>Making your way downstairs, hell you were not even sure that this place HAD a downstairs until spike had to show you.
>Jesus Christ this place is fucking unkempt. You could smell the mold
>Getting to work, you started moving boxes and office cabinets
…
>Hours later you had finally moved everything to a place where you could easily sweep and clean around it
>Except for one...a particularly heavy box that for some reason you could not budge
>Taking a stick you found, you place it against the box and the wall and tried to pry it
>Pulling as hard as you could, you found a...tiny door?
>Poking your head up to see if anyone was watching, once you saw the coast was clear you bobbed your head back down to look at the tiny door
>The door itself was JUST too small for an average pony to enter
>...you open the door and peer down, all you saw was a oddly constructed tunnel and see a light....
>Wondering where the tunnel leads, you squeeze though the door and start moving down the tunnel.
>As you keep moving down, suddenly the door slams shut and you could feel yourself being pulled down the tunnel
>oh god
>You grab the sides of the wall, trying to cling to something, but you can't get a hold of anything
>Suddenly....a sink?
>New sensations everywhere
>You...your hands felt hard
>Why were you on all fou-
>Whats that strange feeling on the side of your body?
>Y-you can't move
>But....you are moving
>Suddenly you look up and see a mirror
>t...thats not you...thats
>a fucking pony
>A blue p-
>Are those wings?
>”Rainbow Dash, I think you should join us at the spa sometime” you hear a sharp voice behind you
“I don't think so Rarity, its just not my thing” you spoke
>But it was not you who spoke
>You could feel your mouth move, and the vibration of your voice box
>But you did not do that
>Wait, were you
>Rainbow Dash?
>walking on all four you left what you could only guess was the restroom as you
>god walking on all fours is weird
>then you realize you can only observe...you can't do anything
>oh god what if Im trapped here
>You approach a table, sitting down in a awkward manner, Rainbow Dash starts eating....a flower sandwich
>It...it tastes good...real good
>maybe you could feel how she processes taste?
>Twilight Sparkle is sitting down, talking to Rarity over an issue of their dresses for a...dance of some nature, you could not keep up with the conversation
>You were just worried that this is how you are going to be stuck like this forever
>Suddenly you hear your host's name called out
>”Rainbow Dash! You need to come with me quickly, its supposed to rain today but we can't gather enough clouds for the scheduled raining!” a gray Pegasus says flying above the group
>”Uhg, I take a lunch out for myself and you guys can't hold down the fort for 5 minutes” yo- I mean rainbow dash mutters
>You realize that you at times lose your sense of self. You KNOW you are not willing these things to happen, but when they happen you feel it. All 5 senses are fully emerged in...what ever this is
>Rainbow Dash turns to Rarity and Twilight
>”I need to go, work calls” she says as you feel your....wings? Expand and start flapping
>Oh god that feeling
>Its like having a second set of hands
>And then you take off
>Oh god you feel your hooves...hooves? When did you start calling your feet hooves? Lift off the ground
>You are silently screaming
>You never liked flying and now you were in mid air
>Rainbow Dash keeps climbing, you can feel the wings working harder and harder to get higher and higher
>Then she stopped and let gravity take over
>you could feel her adjusting her body to become as aerodynamic as possible
>You rush to the ground, at untold speeds
>You were sure you were going to die
>Then it happened
>Yo- I mean Rainbow Dash preformed a sonic boom, JUST to get to the crisis at work faster
>oh god its
>Exilerating
>Then suddenly you started falling
>Not Rainbow Dash
>Suddenly you feel like your falling back from the hole that you e-
>Slam
>you looked up
>you … moved?
>you lifted your hand
>your hand!!!
>Oh god you can move again
>You feel your midsection
>Yes your human again
>looking around you see your near the side of a lake
>So...what the fuck just happened?
…
>Weeks had passed since you went though the door the first time
>Over the course of the few weeks,  Lightning Twirl increased the rent, Twilight Sparkle lowered the hours you worked and nothing had changed socialy, the other ponies were just apathetic towards a human
>But when you could...you went though the door
>Living life as Rainbow Dash lived it
>And oh god....she had friends, she had charisma, she had it all
>She had a normal life for the most part
>You noticed that as your trips into Rainbow Dash Continued, you stayed as her longer and longer
>It wasn’t something that just happened over time, you had to mentally focus hard
>What had been a 15 minute trip became a 2 hour vacation
>But the weird part is... once you got past the strange sensation of walking on all fours and flying, you could stand being a pony
>In fact you could, you WOULD be a pony...it was better to be a pony amongst other ponies then a human isolated from everything
>Your time as Rainbow Dash had taught you many things about her
>First you never knew that she was a lesbian..
>She would often sit for hours just reading
>and she had a pet tortoise
>She had her life in order...unlike you...
…
>Getting up, yet again, you dressed and got ready to head back to work
>Going down stairs,  Lightning Twirl is humming a unusually perky song
“Wake up on the right side of the bed this morning?” you ask her as you sat down to get your meager breakfast again
>”Oh nothing I just have a date tonight” she says hovering around the kitchen
>Being Rainbow Dash, you knew that Pegasi did not fly unless they needed to or was just plain giddy.
“Who with” you casually ask eating your cereal
>”Rainbow Dash” she said
>You gagged on your food as you tried to control yourself
>You had a weird attraction to  Lightning Twirl for awhile now
>And you had access to Rainbow Dash herself
>But you just never realized that  Lightning Twirl was into....females
>That means tha...naw you shouldn’t
>But it couldn’t hurt I mean no one knew about the door to Rainbow Dash but you....
…
>You could feel the gold sandles around Rainbow Dash's hoves as she walked into the Cloudsdale restaurant... you had never been here, even as Rainbow Dash. She wore a rainbow cloak and something in her hair...you did not see it yet, but you could feel it
>As Rainbow Dash walked though the restaurant, she, and you, saw  Lightning Twirl
>God that...whatever you were wearing was inbetween your wings and body, it felt so akward
>Walking toward  Lightning Twirl, Dash sat down as Lightning Twirl and her began their date
…
>You lay outside the lake, just finishing you... Dash's date with Lighting...and oh god.
>The kissing
>The heavy petting
>You never thought being a pony could feel like that at all
>So intense....
>if only you could control her
>if only you could be rainbow dash forever...
>Then you realize...during your entire time inside Rainbow Dash you never ever tried to control anything, always a passive observer....
>Making your way  you had a plan...
….
>The next morning you found out that you were being evicted.... Lightning Twirl had enough of you and was planning on using the room that you were inhabiting in
>And today was going to be your last day on the job
>You had nothing
>No where to go
>No where to stay
>Nothing to lose
>Going into the door in the basement, you set it up so that Twilight or Spike wont find the door
>Going down the hole one more time, you planned on this being the last time you saw Equestria as yourself
>Where ever Rainbow Dash was, it was perfect, she was on the ground and in the woods
>The perfect place to try and wrest control from her
>Willing what would have been your left hand forward, you try to move her hoof
>It didn’t work, but you kept at it
>Left hoof forward
>Left Hoof forward
>LEFT HOOF forward
>Then it happened
>You moved your left hoof forward and Rainbow Dash fell altogether
>She suddenly got up, looking around
>Trying again to move her left hoof forward, you find that you can do it on willful command now
>”WHOS THERE?” you feel your mouth scream
>You controlled Rainbow Dash's left leg now
>Deciding to continue on, you will control over her entirely
>Her mouth starts spurting out her fearful screaming and your intensive screaming
>Then you felt it
>It was as if she had given up
>You turned your head
>YOU turned YOUR head!!!
>Looking around you find a small puddle, walking awkwardly toward it, you stared down into it
>Oh god
>Its Rainbow Da- no
>Its you
>You make expressions only to see your new face follow in response
>You stretched your new wings
>oh god, YOU stretched your new wings
>”Dash?” you turned around
>It was lighting
>she came closer and started to kiss you
>...you reciprocated
>oh god you were in control
>You
>are Rainbow Dash now
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> You lay in the grass as lightning flies off
> Now you knew why Rainbow Dash was out in the woods
> She was there to meet Lightning for some afternoon delight
> you suddenly noticed that you had a tail
> you wiggled it
> it was weird if first but you liked it
> getting off the grass you realize that you haven't had time to properly acclimate yourself to this body
> walking wasn't too difficult now, after your session with lightning, you got a hold of manipulating your four legs
> now you're going to try and fly
> trying to remember how it felt when the original Rainbow Dash took flight, he found a clearing and started running
> extending your wings you prepared to take flight
> leaping from the ground, you pull your hooves in
> only to crash on the ground and tumble for a few meters
> getting back up you realize something horrible
> you did not know how to fly
> you could feel the despair swell up in your stomach
> you realize that if you could not fly, you could not make it back to 'your' new home
> when back to where you started initially, you prepared to try again for the second time
...
> you are sitting on the grass, exhausted
> the sun was coming down, and you had not even glieded yet
> oh god you didn't believe it was going to be this hard to be able to fly
> thinking that you should get some rest, he found a small tree to lay under and began to sleep for the first time in your new body
...
>Weird...looking around you have no idea where you were
>The Sky was like a blend of paints that have not meshed together
>The ground was clo-
>Feet
>You had human feet
>We're you human again? What th...
>Looking around, you found a a angry blue pony face staring at you
>"WHO ARE YOU!?!" she screamed
>Wait....Rainbow Dash?
>You pinched your nose to see if you were dreaming
>Having hands should have told you that you were indeed dreaming but...
>Taking a breath, you could breath though your pinched nose
>Yeah, your dreaming
>"WHO ARE YOU!! WHY CAN'T I CONTROL ANYTHING!!" she snarls as you as she tries to head butt you
>But she simply passes though you
>Neat
>You laugh, she can't hurt you
>Turning around she growls at you
>"GIVE ME MY BODY BACK!!" she yells
"Cute" you said
>"I SAID GIVE ME M-" she was cut off as the world started collapsing
>looks like you were waking up
>Waving good bye to her with a arrogant smile on your face, you blacked out...
...
>You woke up, weird, you thought Dash would be suppressed or something, but was it even her? Naw probably some guilt you had at literally taking her life
>Honesty if you were given some sympathy...you might have just covered the door and never spoke of that tunnel again
>But frankly, this was ALOT better then being yourself, a human, alone and ignored in a world with no humans
>Stretching for a bit, you got back to learning how to fly
>The full moon was up, allowing you to continue practicing unimpeded
>Instead of doing a running start, you simply tried to flap your wings this time
>Flapping harder and harder you flapped harder then you had ever before by yourself
>You...were now hovering off the ground
>Just hours ago, you were a human who was evicted and on his last day on the job
>Now...you could fly!
>Moving foward carfully, its as if you already knew what to do
>It was slow, and you wobbled alot
>But you were flying
>It was amazing...just like the first time that Dash flew when you had no control
>But now you were dipping and climbing, enjoying the air pushing your wings up
>Remebering where Rainbow Dash's home was, you began to, slowly, make your way towards it
....
>The worst part about getting to Rainbow Dash's home was the fact that it was so fucking high
>You exhausted yourself yet again JUST to get to her front door
>Standing on clouds was weird....it was like cotton, it did not feel solid, yet you were standing on it
>Ignoreing the clouds for now, you walked in to your new home....
>Finding her bedroom, she had a stack of books on her night stand
>Looking though it you saw Daring doo books, nothing...but Daring Doo
>Memo to self: Toss books outside in the morning, after working in Twilight's libary, you had enough of books for one life time
>Finding her bathroom, you finaly found a mirror to look at yourself in
>You looked at yourself, a Blue Mare with wings stared back
>You started to move around, watching your new self do as you do
>She had such a cute...everything
>You knew...that you were going to enjoy your life as Rainbow Dash
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Chapter 2: One Man Fandom [AAA002]
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>You woke up after your first full night in your new body
>For a few moments you were trying to figure out why you did not have hands anymore
>Oh yeah
>I’m Rainbow Dash now
>Having wrested control from her, you had cast away your life being ignored for a life that was truly important
>Getting off the bed made of clouds, you decided to get some more practice flying before breakfast
>Finding a open window to fly out of was easy
>But flying by itself...
>You fared no better than yesterday
>Where Rainbow Dash had complete control over her capacity to fly, you flew like a child who just got a bike with training wheels
>Landing on a cloud you sighed
>If you could not master the ability to fly at an equal level to Rainbow Dash, her friends might figure out something is wrong
>Thinking, you realized that until your ability to fly up to par with Rainbow Dash appeared, you might need to fake an injury or two to lay low
>Wow...the world looks so small from up here
>Flying every so slowly back to your house, you finally got some breakfast in you and decided to see Ponyville in your new body
…
>”How ya doing Rainbow Dash!” strangers call out
>”Good Morning Dash, keeping the weather on schedule?” others asked
>You knew that Rainbow Dash was popular, but not this popular
>Almost everyone you see called you by your new name
>Odd, you haven’t seen any of her close friends
>But this might be good...until you have had more time to accumulate to your new form, talking to them might be risky business
>Hell if that door has any kind of magic properties or whatever, they might even be able to detect that Rainbow Dash isn't herself or something
>Having had enough of being in public, you walk to a secluded area, in order to fly at you novice pace in secrecy
>Then dear fucking god
>The one man fandom
>Scootaloo
>She had found you
>”Hi Rainbow Dash!” she squeed
“Oh um Hi” you replied, looking away
>”Hey did you want to go do anything today? Like go karting or fishing?” she said all giddy
“Um..no, I just want to go home” you say sitting
>”Oh...well” she looked at you trying to guilt you into playing with her
>Honesty, the screech of her voice and the unquestionted admiration did little more then piss you off
>Staring at her with a squint, you hoped that she would get the message and leave
>She however, just stared at you
>”Is something wrong?” she asked
“No, now leave me in peace” you said, turning around and walking away from her
>You continued to walk into the forest, hoping that she would leave you alone
>You turn around after a few paces and see that she is leaving
>Good
>After walking for 5 minutes, you look back to see if she hid and followed
>Nothing
>In your paranoia, you look around some of the trees and see nothing
>Content that you were alone, you began your flying in your pathetic ability
>Honesty, you wish you could get better faster
>But the real Rainbow Dash had her entire life to learn
>And you had only been Rainbow Dash for 24 hours
>Weird, ever since she ‘broke’, you remained in her body with literally no effort
>Before then, it took alot of will power to remain in her past the initial 15 minute limit
>Should you try to ‘let go’ to see if you could still leave?
>No, if Rainbow Dash got control again, there could be repercussions
>Such as demanding Twilight Sparkle’s help
>Really, going back to how you were was not a prospect that you wanted
>Being Rainbow Dash was sooo
>Right
>You came to this world against your will
>The populus that seemed like friendly samaritans were just as apathetic and avaricious as humans were
>You were not much of a success back home either
>But, I guess all it took was finding the right cloths...so to speak
…
>There was absolutely nothing to do in the house
>Nothing
>You had literally thrown out the window, the only books in the house
>Why then does she have such a large house and nothing in it?
>You knew that Ponies did not have things such as TV or Computers, but seriously
>Her house was just a very large place where she happened to sleep and take care of anything else in private
>Perhaps you need to hit the library tomorrow
>You winced at the idea
>You REALLY never wanted to see that place again
>Especially having cleaned it over and over again
>Even her wardrobe is sparse, if, non existent
>Only the dress she wore to Lighting’s date was there
>Thinking, you realize that Rainbow Dash must have a bank account where she keeps all her bits or somthing
>Thankfully, since the local back was much less low tech and more personal, all you had to do was show up
>You got on the bed, preparing for another night’s sleep
>Maybe when you can finally fly right, you can visit Cloudsdale...or Las Pegasus...
…
>”Please let me have my body back” you hear
>Look around
>Its the dreamscape that you were in the last time you were here
>Looking about, you see Rainbow Dash sitting, looking at you with a solemn look on her face
>”Please” she said again
“No” you said, looking around, touching and feeling the texture that is the dream
>Dash looked slightly gray this time
>She curled up, looking away from you
>”You can’t even fly right” she muttered
>Your attention was peaked
“What do you mean, I am not flying right?” you ask her
>She looks at you, staring into your eyes with a slight dullness about them
>She said nothing
>You tried to grab her, only to have your hands pass through her
“TELL ME!!! WHAT AM I DOING WRONG!!” you scream
>”Why? So you can masquerade as me some more...” she sighed
>AGHHH
>You grasped a nearby floating...purple? Like solid purple....
>You were going to throw it and just
>You felt literally the color purple
>You...you can not describe the texture
>Then you realized
>You missed your hands
>”You’re sad aren’t you?” Dash piped up
>You glanced at her
>Then it happened again
>The world started collapsing
>”I think our time is up” Dash said
“TELL ME!! TELL ME HOW TO FLY PROPER!!” you screamed
>”Cute” she muttered, looking away
…
>You woke up
>It was still night
>Shit
>One time is a coencidence
>But a second time....
>You knew where you displaced the real rainbow dash now
>She was still in your new head
>And she wasn't going anywhere
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Chapter 3: Lucky Dime [AAA003]

>Jesus
>Rainbow Dash was rolling in the bits
>SOO MANY BITS!!!
>She must have been a miser or something to have so much money and not a thing to show for it except a house made of clouds
>Frankly you had not even had this much money back on earth, you swear she almost had enough to retire and never work again
>Thats when it struck you
>IF you could not learn to fly right
>IF you could not get up to Rainbow Dash’s level, you would simply retire
>Hell thinking about it, did your old body even age while inside Rainbow Dash?
>Shit, stay in her until she is old and decrepit, leave her entire fortune with you as the sole inheritor, and when the moment was right, you would simply leave her body right before death and bam, instant fortune.
>”Um...Rainbow Dash?” the bank teller asked
>Oh...you completely forgot you were at the bank still in the bank
>And there was a line behind you
“Oh um... yes Ill take a thousand bits out please” you asked the Bank Teller
>Sighing, the teller reaches for wherever the bits are held and drops them on the counter
>While you sucked at flying, you did grasp one thing well
>Wings could ALMOST be used as hands
>Carefully, you open the saddlesack that you wore on you and brushed the bits in
>Reiterating one last time
>SO MANY BITS!!
….
>you were worried about the REAL Rainbow Dash still being inside you
>Frankly, it was weird
>But you deserved this life
>This is the life you earned, you had a shitty minimum wage life on earth
>You got a shitty minimum wage life on Equestria
>No more
>Things were going to be different
>First thing's first though
>You never had any large amounts of cash in either world so you never got to go gambling
>You already booked the ticket
>Now it was a two day’s journey to Las Peagasus
>Thankfully it wasn't a sky city, otherwise the pegasi that ran it would not be able to take the cash out of the pockets of Earth ponies and Unicorns.
>Win or lose
>You were already set for life.
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