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Punny Pinkie: Condoms

Apr 10th, 2013
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  1. >Bonbon lays you down on the couch, slowly ripping your clothes off with her teeth.
  2. >You both have been going steady for about four months now and the time has finally come to take your relationship to the next step.
  3. >Slowly stroking hair through her mane, you grab her by the back of the head and lock into a passionate kiss.
  4. >Her tongue overlaps your, taking complete control of the situation.
  5. >Your tongues were as if two snakes were seductively dancing with one another.
  6. >She emits a small moan as you gain control and lightly grab onto her tongue with your teeth.
  7. >It retracts back into her mouth with yours in hot pursuit.
  8. >Quickly you begin tangling your tongue to hers, leaving no room for breathing.
  9. >Once you've felt she's had enough, you break the kiss as she gasps for air.
  10. >She wraps her front legs around your neck, her eyes letting out a subtle shine.
  11. >"Anonymous, I can't wait any more."
  12. >You rip your pants and boxers off, revealing a fully erect member.
  13. >Bonbon lets one hoof go and covers herself.
  14. >"Before we go any further, do you have any condoms?"
  15. >Condoms?
  16. >She can't get pregnant! You're both different species!
  17. >Whatever, you're not about to kill the mood.
  18. >Digging into the pant's pockets on the ground, you find only a library card and your keys.
  19. >Bonbon waves her hoof.
  20. >"You know what? It doesn't matter. We'll just do it raw."
  21. >Yes!
  22. >Bending over the mare, you ready yourself.
  23. >A sudden crash causes you and Bonbon to jump.
  24. >Pinkie just broke through the fucking window.
  25. "Pinkie! What the fuck?!"
  26. >Her despicable smile radiates along her face as she hands you a condom.
  27. >"Condoms should always be used at every conceivable moment!"
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