Sam/Shula Shadow Run (Part 2)

[13:39]	Arkalest	!
[13:39]	Arkalest		Arkalest	!dr 75 Samuel?
[13:39]	Arkalest		Dicebottiel	Arkalest: 73 Success by 0 degrees!
[13:39]	Sam	(Bernadette was the name Jo was given by Johanna right?)
[13:39]	Arkalest	"....Oh my god. You did not just barge in to save your Deep One girlfriend, you stupid Texan chucklefuck."
[13:39]	Arkalest	(yes.)
[13:41]	Arkalest	There is a hin t of amusement in her voice.
[13:41]	Sam	[13:40]	Sam	!dr 52 Deceive  [13:41]	Dicebottiel	Sam: 16 Success by 3 degrees!
[13:42]	Arkalest		Arkalest	!dr 70 No relaly
[13:42]	Arkalest		Dicebottiel	Arkalest: 71 Failure by 0 degrees!
[13:42]	Sam	cocks his head curiously "My my how interesting. So the BOW does work."
[13:42]	Shula	puts her fingers on the iris and reaches out to open it.
[13:43]	Shula	|It.. they.. I can#t wake them Meagara.|
[13:44]	Arkalest	Shula: It slides open.
[13:44]	Arkalest	The Deep One behind it blinks.
[13:44]	Arkalest	All four of her eyes.
[13:44]	Shula	(oh fuck)
[13:44]	Sam	(Whoops?)
[13:44]	Arkalest	She's nearly as tall as the iriis- Wearing white power armor covered in cyan runes. Something that's between a crocodile and a shark.
[13:45]	Arkalest	She then casually grabs your shoulder, and yanks you inside, the iris closing behind you.
[13:45]	Arkalest	The room behind's spherical- Similar to the ones you saw in the Dharma video.
[13:45]	Shula	|I am not a enemy !| she softly tries to emit
[13:46]	Arkalest	The Deep One opens her mouth.
[13:46]	Arkalest	"What the fuck are you doing here?" She hisses.
[13:46]	Arkalest	"Fucking ssssshit we are not in Atlantisss anymore ssspeak /Englissssh/ "
[13:47]	Shula	"I. ."
[13:47]	Arkalest	Sam: She raises an eyebrow. "Of course. "
[13:47]	Arkalest	Sam: 	Arkalest	!dr 90 playing dirty.
[13:47]	Arkalest		Dicebottiel	Arkalest: 9 Success by 8 degrees!
[13:48]	Arkalest	"I can, in fact, show you." She taps her PDA.
[13:48]	Arkalest	"Whoops."
[13:48]	Arkalest	Sam: Your mother appears next to you, blinking and looking at her own hands. She's wearing a labcoat. "It.."
[13:48]	Arkalest	"It worked?"
[13:49]	Sam	steps back, switching the smg between the two woman.
[13:49]	Arkalest	Sam: (Roll composure at -25 in order to not be utterly surprised.)
[13:50]	Arkalest	The woman looks around. "Oh...Dammit, there's no recipiient for the AT rebound.."
[13:50]	Sam	[13:50]	Sam	!dr 27 Composure [13:50]	Dicebottiel	Sam: 41 Failure by 1 degree![13:50]	Sam	Mastery
[13:50]	Arkalest	Shula: "You what?" Her nostrils flare, and she tilts her head sideways, blinking her azure eyes. "Why. Are. You. Here?"
[13:50]	Sam	"I Suggest you begin explaining, and fast."
[13:51]	Arkalest		Arkalest	!dr 85 read person
[13:51]	Arkalest		Dicebottiel	Arkalest: 27 Success by 5 degrees!
[13:53]	Arkalest	Sam: (Tell meeee)
[13:54]	Sam	(Surprised, hopeful, angry, and hurt that this may be a lie.)
[13:54]	Sam	(Hope. . . it hurts too much.)
[13:55]	Arkalest	"....It's not a copy. It's not her. it's...A rtegistration."
[13:55]	Arkalest	She waves a hand, and the woman disappears in a flash of blue light. "Of..An incident. But they're somewhere."
[13:55]	Sam	"And you are telling me this /why/ ?"
[13:56]	Arkalest	"You are samuel Tennit." Johanna lowers her head, scratching her hair. "And I am sorry."
[13:56]	Arkalest	"Sorry for showing that to you. "
[13:56]	Sam	"Get to the point."
[13:56]	Arkalest	She coughs awkwardly. "I mean, I, uh, needed confirmation I could trust you. So, uhm. You realize where you are?"
[13:57]	Sam	"This room and house? Or Xibalba? It's a base of Commands."
[13:57]	Shula	"It, is complicated |She then uses the correct form of adress of her caste|"
[13:57]	Arkalest	Shula: The Deep One stabs your chest with a wet finger. "No, no, sssstop that, it's awkward asss sssshit. I can ssssmell the change..."
[13:58]	Arkalest	Sam: "Oh boy, you...Have no fucking idea what this place is." She sighs. "And I assume you aren't here to save me? Oh joy of joys."
[13:58]	Sam	"No, that wasn't on the books."
[13:58]	Shula	"Sorry, I was not I.. Sorry."
[13:58]	Sam	(Arkalest: We could defy fate to say Dumount had them bring a spare suit to extract someone if they needed to)
[13:58]	Arkalest	Shula: "....You do not want thissss? The change?" She blinks rapidly.
[13:58]	Arkalest	Sam: (  Oh don't worry.)
[13:59]	Arkalest	(  AhahahahaAHAHAA.)
[13:59]	Sam	(OK never mind then. . . . )
[13:59]	Arkalest	Sam: (but if you want to...)
[13:59]	Sam	(I need to think about it.)
[13:59]	Arkalest	(no actually do that. Please. it'll be awesome.)
[14:00]	Sam	(Hmmm, that would obscure our activites as well. . . . Shula thoughts?)
[14:02]	Shula	(I like the idea of stealing her away ...)
[14:02]	Shula	"It is complicated. as I said. And what is it with you "
[14:03]	Sam	(What's it going to cost us in terms of luck to say we were given a spare suit to sneak someone out with?)
[14:03]	Arkalest	Shula: "Ssooooo." She extends one arm. "Can I bite you? Make ssssure this issssssssn't a loyalty tessst?"
[14:03]	Arkalest	Sam: (Two luck each.)
[14:03]	Sam	(I got luck to spare, Shula?)
[14:05]	Shula	(sure)
[14:06]	Sam	[N, Shula, Johanna Makinami wants extration. I have the spare suit.] "But I /can/ do that."
[14:06]	Shula	23:06	Shula	!dr 61 read person 23:06	Dicebottiel	Shula: 28 Success by 3 degrees!
[14:07]	Sam	"If you give me a reason to do so."
[14:07]	Sam	"The more the better."
[14:07]	Arkalest	Sam: "..................Do you want to know how to turn every single organic particle into something else? Because-" She jabs a finger at herself. "I can do that."
[14:08]	Sam	"You are no friend of Command correct?"
[14:09]	Arkalest	"Well, I have /some/ Stockholm Syndrome. And...They sorta kept me safe from Black Lilith and the Worm all those years."
[14:09]	Arkalest	"Buuuuut on the other hand the things they forced to do to myself, and the fact that they're using my daughters as shocktroopers.."
[14:10]	Shula	"I, yes but I need it later " She says and then bares some skin for her.
[14:10]	Arkalest	Shula: You barely feel it. She draws some blood, licking her lips. "Ssssecond generation...."
[14:11]	Arkalest	"Tiamat'sss brood."
[14:11]	Shula	"What.. about you.."
[14:12]	Arkalest	"Nergal, firssst generation. Wassss hatched in Atlantis. Command found my hibernator."
[14:12]	Arkalest	She lowers her head. "You....Do not want to be one of ussss, do you?"
[14:13]	Sam	". . . " Sam sets down the case he has "Put any and all important samples or materials in here." he sets a high storage USD beside it "Copy over as much of your notes and documents as you can without arousing suspicion, and anything else you can get your hands on." he then sets down a small case and opesn it, revealing another stealth suit. "Then put this on."
[14:13]	Arkalest	She throws the PDA into the case, and then reaches into her pocket and puts a lighter on the table. "Everything I need...Is inside here." She taps her head.
[14:13]	Arkalest	"And I won't need that. Turn around, please."
[14:14]	Sam	turns around.
[14:14]	Arkalest	There is the sound of metal against metal, skin rupturing and thousands of legs skittering.
[14:14]	Shula	"I, do not know I.. know someone else who does not wants to be, and , it is a complicated thing but I am not trying to harm anyone."
[14:14]	Sam	[14:14]	Sam	!dr 52 Notice ANything suspicious? [14:14]	Dicebottiel	Sam: 70 Failure by 1 degree! [14:14]	Sam	Mastery
[14:15]	Sam	(Ark was that me or Shula?)
[14:15]	Arkalest	"Turn around. Don't be startled." Her voice is heavily electronically distorted.
[14:15]	Arkalest	Sam: You.
[14:15]	Arkalest	Shula: ".......I...Sssse." She looks away."
[14:15]	Arkalest	"......The outsssssside world. How it issssss? Are there...Any of ussss left?"
[14:15]	Sam	[N, Shula. Extracting Johanna Makinami . How's the BOW coming?] Sam plugs his suit into a nearby outlet to recharge
[14:16]	Sam	turns around, SMG still ready, this time loaded with AP-I rounds
[14:16]	Shula	"Yes. there are there , "
[14:16]	Shula	(hmhm do I tell her the Hydra secret or not ..)
[14:16]	Arkalest	Sam: Johanna Makinami's gone.
[14:16]	Sam	(Popes SOul sight)
[14:16]	Sam	*pops
[14:16]	Shula	"They life , some of them are hurt but we freed them.
[14:16]	Shula	|Found deep one, from atlantis.|
[14:17]	Arkalest	The...Humanoid thing that has replaced her is something that looks like a miniature Evangelion, a skeletal figure covered in the same grey material that made the walls.
[14:17]	Arkalest	"....." She closes her eyes.
[14:17]	Sam	(Sam again?)
[14:17]	Arkalest	(Yeah.)
[14:17]	Arkalest	(The eyes closed is the deep one nerd)
[14:17]	Arkalest	Sam: Her Serpent's sleeping.
[14:17]	Arkalest	And its scales are molten silver, its head covered in concentric circles.
[14:18]	Arkalest	"So. You know how we all are L-matter, deep down?"
[14:18]	Sam	[Linking to our TacNet.]
[14:18]	Sam	*Linking you
[14:18]	Arkalest	Johanna Makinami casually extends one hand, flexing her talons.
[14:18]	Shula	stretches out her hand and touches her, and then shows her Hydra, in the sunlight and then as she dives throught the ocean. |She lives|
[14:18]	Sam	nods
[14:19]	Arkalest	"...I.." The Deep One looks away and rubs her eyes. "Thank you. Thank you sssso much. I...I have spent yearssss here, working, t-trying to find a way to..."
[14:19]	Arkalest	"To bring us...To bring everyone back, but...If the Matriarches...They...Gragh. I..I am babbling."
[14:19]	Arkalest	Sam: "So I asked myself: "What if I could get L-matter to be /something else?/"
[14:19]	Arkalest	"And...So I did. "
[14:19]	Sam	[Shula, N. We're heading back. Should I met you at the vents or head to you? or take the center path and send Makinami to wait in the shaft?]
[14:20]	Arkalest	Sam: she apparently took over the stealth suit.
[14:20]	Shula	"I. do not know if we are able to free you, or the hybernation chamber. I fear not but.."
[14:20]	Arkalest	"N-no...I...Command promissssed me they would...Not hurt them, but...I..."
[14:20]	Arkalest	She hesitates. It's clear that she doesn't know whether to ask to come with you or not.
[14:21]	Shula	closes her eyes and then shows her the way that they took including the cameras that they had to pass by .
[14:22]	Arkalest	She nods-nods, and then runs into a side-room- Returning minutes later with a cylinder. "H-here."
[14:22]	Shula	"We need to find a alternative exit for you and. comand it..
[14:23]	Shula	closes her eyes and then try to calm her a bit |I.. some of comands servant. did . horrible things to others. I. I can show it to you but. I need you to stay calm.|
[14:24]	Sam	"Right, let's go. We'll need to pop the field to clear the sensor hallway. There's a matintance shaft just past it, we'll wait in there for the others."
[14:25]	Arkalest	Shula: "No no, f-first w-we es-ssscaper. And then...SSssshit, did you deal with SYBIL?"
[14:25]	Arkalest	Sam: "Yeah, but what about SYBIL?"
[14:25]	Sam	"SYBIL?" Sam asks with mounting dread
[14:26]	Sam	"That's some sort of onsite AI or something, ain't it?"
[14:26]	Arkalest	That's when your N module fizzles into uselessness.
[14:26]	Shula	|"Oh fuck|
[14:27]	Sam	|Oh fuck|
[14:27]	Sam	"OK, how do we deal with it!"
[14:27]	-->|	SYBIL (Mibbit@SystemNet-10DB33F6.net24.it) has joined #AdEvaSR
[14:27]	Sam	runs out of the house, motioning for Makinami to follow
[14:27]	SYBIL	[Targets acquired.]
[14:27]	Sam	|Get going Shula, I hope you have the BOW!|
[14:28]	Arkalest	Sam: You're halfway through the bridge when two pieces of it casually turn into pyramids and levitate up, their tips burning with red light...
[14:29]	Sam	(Can I try shooting the tips?)
[14:29]	Arkalest	(wait one second.)
[14:29]	Sam	(I did load Armor Piercing Incendiary rounds. Right.)
[14:29]	Arkalest	And just as Shula and the Deep One run for the shaft, her tattoo starts glowing.
[14:30]	Shula	"That is not good not good"
[14:30]	SYBIL	[Targets. Acq-................Oh, come on /you cheating organic dipshits./
[14:31]	Arkalest	That's when two SYBIL drones casually teleport into Shula's field of vision- Two angry, angular metallic wasps covered in red sensors, their limbs free-floating. That's when the Deep One shrieks, and when Johanna readies her fists..
[14:31]	Arkalest	And that's when a piece of the wall and a piece of the bridge melt...
[14:32]	Shula	"You carry it, I deal with them "
[14:32]	-->|	Kaworu (Mibbit@26F79E2B.8E5ACC8A.EB586D0.IP) has joined #AdEvaSR
[14:32]	Arkalest	Into the shape of
[14:32]	Kaworu	Kaworu Motherfucking Nagisa.
[14:33]	Shula	(......)
[14:33]	Arkalest	The first Kaworu golem casually rams the bridge drones hard enough to send them flying- Laughing as he does so, his Vitruvian form crackling with orange enemy.
[14:33]	Arkalest	The second one dropkicks one of the ant-drones into the other.
[14:33]	Sam	( Arkalest did Shula get the BOW or not?)
[14:33]	Kaworu	"SHULA! THE CENTRAL ENTRANCE! THAT'S WHERE THERE'S ANOTHER EXIT.!"
[14:33]	Arkalest	(Yeah.)
[14:34]	Shula	"I AM Running! "
[14:34]	Sam	is fucking booking it
[14:34]	Shula	|CENTRAL CHAMBER ; OTHER EXIT THERE!| "AND YOU RUN FASTER!"
[14:35]	Sam	|I AM RUNNING! I'M RUNNING LIKE A LITTLE BITCH!|
[14:35]	Arkalest	Both sets of drones end up destroying, the Kaworus melding back into the walls as it happens. Johanna casually laughs like an idiot as she runs past Sam.
[14:35]	SYBIL	summons another drone in the middle of the room with three exits-
[14:36]	Kaworu	almost casually blends out of the pavement, and kicks it into the ceiling- Surrounded by a golden aura.
[14:36]	Kaworu	"This is /my people/ you are fucking with!"
[14:36]	Kaworu	"My Contractors!"
[14:36]	Kaworu	slaps his grey chest.
[14:37]	Shula	Shula calls out in deep one "Run like a trilobite that sees the shadow of a shark!"
[14:37]	Kaworu	"My /daughter!/ "
[14:37]	Sam	salutes Kaworu as he sprints on
[14:37]	Arkalest	[ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o1fuwUJnKFM ]
[14:38]	Sam	"I WANTED BLACK TRENCH-COAT! NOT PINK MOHAWK!"
[14:38]	Arkalest	The Deep One and Johanna Makinami almost make it to the third entrance faster than you do.
[14:38]	Arkalest	At the end of the tunnel there's an elevator of sorts- A hexagonal platform.
[14:39]	SYBIL	summons a large knight-like drone from its ceiling- A ll slender armor pieces, spikes and energy flowing between its limbs.
[14:39]	Kaworu	headbutts it so hard it explodes.
[14:39]	SYBIL	[ /WHAT/ }
[14:40]	Arkalest	The wall slides behind the five of you as the elevator casually slides down.
[14:40]	Sam	readies his SMG, scanning the area around him
[14:40]	Kaworu	reforms into his usual, well-dressed form.
[14:40]	Kaworu	"Sup'2
[14:40]	Kaworu	* "Sup?"
[14:41]	Sam	"Fuck you, i drew a penis for you you fucker!"
[14:41]	Arkalest	Johanna blinks. "Oh my god."
[14:41]	Kaworu	grins.
[14:41]	Kaworu	"CLose but no candle."
[14:41]	Arkalest	The deep one hisses. "The White Devourer!"
[14:41]	Shula	"Pretty good for a ghost. ANd no shush he is on our side."
[14:42]	Kaworu	"Whoa there, nessy. And don't worry. I am still deader than disco. This is just what happens when you take a Contractor back to my own crib."
[14:42]	SYBIL	[You guys are seriously fucking weird! How the fuck did the others even /side/ with you illogical bags of irrational GRAAAH]
[14:42]	Arkalest	SYBIL's voice comes from the walls, and Kaworu scoffs.
[14:43]	Kaworu	runs his hand through his hair.
[14:43]	Sam	[SHUT YOUR FUCKING HOLE YOU NON-ORGANIC PIECE OF SHIT!]
[14:43]	Kaworu	"Sorry Shula, but's temporary...However.."
[14:43]	Kaworu	snaps his fingers.
[14:43]	Arkalest	And Snakoru casually melds out of the rapidly shifting walls.
[14:43]	Sam	"Boss I'm recording this, so any thing to say to Akram?"
[14:43]	Arkalest	"Oh my fucking god you fucking suck at plan kids." Snakoru facepalms.
[14:44]	Kaworu	"Shut up, grandpa. They're doing great! Better than your "Awaken a fragment strong enough to support me as I eject the Wormed parts!"
[14:44]	Arkalest	"It would have worked if you, you know,  hadn't killed me!"
[14:44]	Shula	hugs her kaworou for a moment
[14:44]	Sam	sweeps around.
[14:44]	Kaworu	"But you were being a /jerk/ "
[14:44]	Arkalest	"SO WERE YOU"
[14:45]	Kaworu	"But in a /lovable way!/ "
[14:45]	Shula	)brb dying of laughter=
[14:46]	Sam	(I can't even)
[14:48]	Arkalest	The elevator eventually stops...In front of an unform grey wall.
[14:48]	Kaworu	blinks.
[14:48]	Kaworu	"...:Seriously?"
[14:48]	Shula	| I shall steal your geofront to get you back|
[14:48]	Kaworu	" /Seriously./ Xipalque, you....You fucking suck at this. A /wall/ "
[14:48]	Shula	(cript)
[14:49]	Sam	scans the area with his *eyes*
[14:49]	Sam	(Ack no redact that last)
[14:49]	Sam	"Then make a door."
[14:49]	SYBIL	[SHUT UP YOU ARE NOT HIM YOU ARE JUST A MEMORY HE IS DEAD AND GONE AND HE LEFT ME HERE TO ROT]
[14:49]	Arkalest	Snakoru whistles. "Abandonement syndrome much?"
[14:50]	Kaworu	"Yah. 's a bitch. But now..."
[14:50]	Kaworu	snaps his fingers.
[14:50]	Arkalest	And a glowing orange circle appears on the wall.
[14:50]	Kaworu	"Shula?"
[14:50]	Kaworu	smiles warmly at her.
[14:50]	Kaworu	"Touch it. It won't hurt....But...I have something to tell you."
[14:51]	Arkalest	"Yeaaaaaaah, asshole. Go ahead. Say it you smarmy fuck."
[14:51]	Sam	points the gun in Snakoru's direction. "Shut. Up. Cockmongering asswhipe."
[14:51]	Shula	nods and then follows his request , trusting him.
[14:52]	Arkalest	"Don't posture on me, boy. I died for your and this irreverent peacock's fashion sins."
[14:52]	Sam	"Assless chaps are timeless." Sam says without a trace of irony or doubt.
[14:52]	Arkalest	Shula: Your arm disappears into the metal, swallowed as if it was water.
[14:52]	Arkalest	And your tattoo stops glowing. And it reappears on your other arm.
[14:53]	Kaworu	shakes his head, eyes closed- And hugs Shula tight.
[14:53]	Kaworu	"I...I am sorry."
[14:53]	Kaworu	"I used you. All of you. Or rather..Adam did."
[14:53]	SYBIL	[SHUT UP YOU ARE NOT HIM]
[14:53]	Sam	[SHUT UP YOU INFERIOR ELECTRONIC INTELLIGENCE!]
[14:54]	Shula	"I.. What do you mean?"
[14:54]	Arkalest	Snakoru nods. "We...Death clears your ideas. A lot...And...Well, we basically are just fragments. Personalities rebuilt...And brought online by...That."
[14:54]	Arkalest	He nods towards a corner of the elevator.
[14:55]	Arkalest	SYBIL's hgh-pitched, whirring answer to Sam is interrupted mid- sentence.
[14:55]	=-=	SYBIL is now known as Figure_Of_light
[14:55]	Arkalest	As a tiny figure of light motes coalesces into the corner.
[14:56]	Arkalest	"In the end...We found out the truth. Adam was not meant to take roots."
[14:56]	Shula	turns towards her. opening her /senses/
[14:56]	Arkalest	"It was all an experiment. Someone..Wanted Adam to wander. "
[14:56]	Arkalest	"And so...That's how it's gonna be."
[14:56]	Kaworu	hugs Shula tigther.
[14:56]	Kaworu	"Pull back."
[14:57]	Sam	steps back from the light
[14:57]	Shula	shivers and does so .
[14:57]	Arkalest	Shula: Your hand...Is just missing. The fabric of the suit hangs empty where your hand should be.
[14:58]	Kaworu	"I am sorry. So, so sorry. This is..This goodbye for reals."
[14:58]	Kaworu	smiles.
[14:58]	Shula	"I.. no.. I... "
[14:58]	Shula	"If you are here. I .. I will steal you away!"
[14:58]	Kaworu	"If...You are going to see something from now on, it's just going to be a memory.."
[14:59]	Arkalest	Snakoru smiles.
[14:59]	Arkalest	His smile isn't human.
[14:59]	Arkalest	"Oh, but dear...Who said anything about  going away?"
[14:59]	Arkalest	"Au contraire, in fact. We are doing the opposite!" He throws his head back, widening his arms.
[14:59]	Arkalest	And the wall slowly retracts. It keeps retracting...
[15:00]	Arkalest	Revealing an immense, darkened spherical cavity- Impossibly big.
[15:00]	Sam	(He's going full ADAM isn't he?)
[15:00]	Figure_Of_light	floats up to Sam and Shula, and gently hugs their waist. It can't be taller than a child.
[15:00]	Figure_Of_light	then floats towards the center of the chamber...
[15:01]	Arkalest	Towards the gigantic grey coffin shaped like a seed at the center, barely visible.
[15:02]	Arkalest	Snakoru leans against the wall. "And at the end of the day.."
[15:02]	Kaworu	"We win."
[15:02]	Kaworu	fistbumps Snakoru.
[15:02]	Arkalest	"So, so."
[15:02]	Sam	". . . . . I'm not sure if I should let this happen, but I don't think I can stop it either."
[15:02]	Kaworu	"Fucking much."
[15:03]	Kaworu	opens his arms, and Snakoru imitates him.
[15:03]	|<--	Kaworu has left irc.systemnet.info (Quit: http://www.mibbit.com ajax IRC Client)
[15:03]	Arkalest	And they're gone.
[15:03]	Shula	shivers and cries a tear
[15:03]	Sam	(Hey Ark? You know how you said that a failure wouldn't prolly fuck over the whole group? YOu didn't lie. I just never asked about what'd happen if we won.)
[15:04]	Arkalest	(This is not fucking over the group either. This isn't failure. This isn't death.)
[15:04]	Arkalest	(Au contraire. )
[15:04]	Arkalest	(This is birth.)
[15:04]	Sam	( of ADAM isn't it?)
[15:04]	Figure_Of_light	floats towards the coffin...And nothing happens.
[15:05]	Figure_Of_light	"Oh."
[15:05]	Figure_Of_light	's voice is...There is only one adjective to describe it.
[15:05]	Arkalest	Tiny.
[15:05]	Figure_Of_light	"Oh dickbutts, it's the other way. Seeesh."