RO/NM: Scrubs

-- recreantOctopus [RO] is on his hands and knees scrubbing the floor of a corridor again. But he hasn't put any signs warning of slippery floor! --
-- nitroMerc [NM] happens to be walking along that corridor, not paying attention to where she's walking... and so as a result stumbles and trips! Oh fuck ow!! --
-- recreantOctopus [RO] turns to see who it is and can't help but laugh. Okay, he makes no attempt to stiffle a single chuckle --
-- nitroMerc [NM] sits up and glares at Cirrin. --
NM: What's s☼ funny, rustbl☼☼d?!
-- recreantOctopus [RO] raises an eyebrow. He suspects that is a rhetorical question --
-- recreantOctopus [RO] shakes his head with a smile and goes back to scrubing --
-- nitroMerc [NM] stomps over. She's not going take being laughed at by a redblood! --
NM: D☼n't act like n☼thin' happened!
-- recreantOctopus [RO] note writting time --
RO: "really? CIRRIN RUNFAR thought youd be up for acting like you didnt just slip up"
-- recreantOctopus [RO] hands that up to her --
-- nitroMerc [NM] crumples the note and tosses it over her shoulder. --
NM: I g☼t my eye ☼n y☼u! D☼n't act like y☼u're inn☼cent here.
-- recreantOctopus [RO] his points to himself with an incredulous expression --
RO: ee?
-- nitroMerc [NM] jabs a finger at him. --
NM: Yes, y☼u! Ha, d☼n't pretend t☼ be a nice guy!
-- recreantOctopus [RO] stands up properly --
RO: "nice guys finish last"
NM: Nice guys and Cirrin Runfar, it seems!
-- recreantOctopus [RO] looks offended at that --
RO: humph
NM: Aww, d☼n't take that t☼ne with me! Y☼u knew it fr☼m the start!!
-- recreantOctopus [RO] shakes his head --
RO: "CIRRIN RUNFARs awesome in a race"
NM: But n☼t s☼ awes☼me at much else, I see!!
-- recreantOctopus [RO] quickly writes another note --
RO: "CIRRIN RUNFARs awesome at lots of things!"
NM: ☼h, reeeeeeally??
NM: Name ☼ne thing f☼r me!
RO: "hiding, insults, and playing along gullible suckers"
NM: An' I say y☼u're shitty at hidin', shittier at insults, and ☼kay at the gullible suckers part!
RO: "CIRRIN RUNFAR never asked you anyway!"
NM: Ha! Think ☼f my ☼pini☼n as a gift!!
RO: "too bad CIRRIN RUNFAR cant give you back the gift of depth perception"
NM: ☼h, truuuuust me!
NM: I can see y☼u juuuust fine with this eye!
-- recreantOctopus [RO] smiles --
RO: "maybe your better off keeping an eye on CIRRIN RUNFAR"
-- nitroMerc [NM] scowls. --
NM: Are y☼u m☼uthin' ☼ff t☼ me, Runfar?
-- recreantOctopus [RO] drops his smiles quickly --
RO: "suggestion"
NM: Reeeeally?
NM: Because it s☼unded like y☼u were talkin' back t☼ me!
-- recreantOctopus [RO] linefaces and balls a fist, before writing his next note --
RO: "and what if CIRRIN RUNFAR was??"
NM: Then I will make y☼u pay.
-- recreantOctopus [RO] takes a looooong deep breath --
RO: "can CIRRIN RUNFAR do anything right with you?!"
-- nitroMerc [NM] shruuuuugs. --
NM: Y☼u used t☼ bef☼re y☼u started p☼kin' y☼ur n☼se in places it didn't bel☼ng!!
RO: "gonna cut that off too?"
NM: Maaaaybe, if y☼u keep stickin' them in the wr☼ng places!
-- recreantOctopus [RO] scowls --
RO: "CIRRIN RUNFARs getting tired of you telling CIRRIN RUNFAR where CIRRIN RUNFAR can or can not stick CIRRIN RUNFARs nose"
NM: S☼☼☼☼?
NM: Whatcha g☼nna d☼ ab☼ut it, t☼ugh guy?
-- recreantOctopus's [RO'S] eye twitches. He gives his answer by saying nothing --
NM: Weeeeell? Are y☼u g☼nna say s☼methin'?
RO: aaaugh
NM: ☼h, what's thaaaaaaaat supp☼sed t☼ mean?
RO: uugh aaah hurrr!
NM: Try t☼ ENUNCIATE!! I can't understand y☼u!
RO: guh fuugh hurrr err eee aagh aaaagh!!
NM: C☼☼☼☼☼☼☼me again?
RO: "fuck you"
-- recreantOctopus [RO] throws that note at her face and turns to walk away --
-- nitroMerc [NM] crumples up that note and tosses it at the back of his head. --
NM: Y☼u just g☼nna walk away again like the c☼ward y☼u are?? Ha!
NM: N☼ w☼nder n☼ ☼ne takes y☼u seri☼usly!!
-- recreantOctopus [RO] stops in his tracks. He doesn't say anything --
-- nitroMerc [NM] smirks. --
NM: Weeeeeeeell?
NM: Are y☼u g☼nna pr☼ve me wr☼ng, rustbl☼☼d??
-- recreantOctopus [RO] turns around --
RO: aaa uh?
NM: Speak Alternian, dummy!
RO: aaaaaaaggh!
-- recreantOctopus [RO] runs at her! --
-- nitroMerc [NM] sidesteps at the last second! --
-- recreantOctopus [RO] slips on the wet floor and lands on his arse --
-- nitroMerc [NM] laughs uproariously. --
-- recreantOctopus [RO] doesn't seem to find it so funny on the other side of the situation --
-- recreantOctopus [RO] tries to shoo her away with his hand --
-- nitroMerc [NM] laughs at him again and strolls away, whistling. --
-- recreantOctopus [RO] picks up the nearby sponge without getting back to his feet and goes back to furiously scrubbing that floor --