Shelf Life 1

[22:55]	[Par]Queen_Kitty	Another fine day in the realm of Dave. The sovereign titan left for work as he does often, leaving the subjects to their own devices. The other soldiers on Kitty's shelf begin entrenching and setting up a forward command as per her orders. Though its really more for show than anything else.
[22:56]	[Par]Queen_Kitty	Each of you, by merit, loyalty, or favoritism, are considered the officers of the 'army' and personally attend to Kitty in the command tent. Supposedly its a big honor but not everyone in the room cares for hierarchy.
[23:09]	[Owen]Panzer-chan	surveys the battlefield with her binoculars! Today is a quiet day... or so it has begun, at least...
[23:10]	[Atai]Spirit	skulks in the corner. Not because she's mysterious, but because the shadows blend in with her coat better.
[23:11]	[Atai]Spirit	Can fashion bloom on the battlefield? Yes, it can. After all, black is always in style.
[23:11]	[Par]Queen_Kitty	lounges in her chair. It lets out small metal whines was it bends to the weight of the large occupant. She yawns and looks over to the nearest person.
[23:11]	[k]Hornet-chan	sits formally. gazing upon the sky(?) like a flygirl she is.
[23:12]	[Par]Queen_Kitty	"Are ze fortificationz built?"
[23:13]	[Owen]Panzer-chan	puts those things away and runs up to the commander. She stands at attention and salutes!
[23:13]	[Owen]Panzer-chan	“Frau Kätzchen! Noting new to report un ze battlefielt!”
[23:15]	[k]Hornet-chan	Krauts... so uptight, ne?
[23:16]	[k]Hornet-chan	Why can't they just chill like us? if there's no sortie order, we just sit our heavy bum here...
[23:16]	[k]Hornet-chan	yawn.
[23:16]	[Owen]Panzer-chan	glares frowny daggers at the AMERIKAN girl!
[23:17]	[Owen]Panzer-chan	"Nein! Es fullfilling mein duties as a soldier!"
[23:18]	[k]Hornet-chan	Call me when you need the air cavalry, then.
[23:18]	[Par]Queen_Kitty	"Ah good, good. Our soopperior tactical position should prevent any action from any jealous of glory. At eaze."
[23:19]	[Owen]Panzer-chan	"Ja! Danke, Kätzchen!"
[23:19]	[k]Hornet-chan	sit uptight like a giddy schoolgirl waiting in line for a sign from her favourite singer.
[23:20]	[k]Hornet-chan	I can't wait to fly, really! I wanna fly! Will there be a mission soon?
[23:21]	[Owen]Panzer-chan	scampers over to that moody black girl. She's not working at all!
[23:22]	[Par]Queen_Kitty	"I suppoze a reconizenze mission may prove useful. And I do admire your eagerness."
[23:22]	[Owen]Panzer-chan	takes a while to get there. She is a toy amongst toys, after all.
[23:23]	[k]Hornet-chan	Recon? boo. If there's no bombing run, that can't be called flying. Best leave recon to fourteens.
[23:23]	[k]Hornet-chan	was referring to F-14 tomcat.
[23:24]	[Par]Queen_Kitty	"Well I zee no reazon to make a preemptive attack. Und if I did, I would zend ze stealth bombar."
[23:24]	[Owen]Panzer-chan	"Fräulein! Fräulein! You must vork harder! Zis is battle, fräulein!"
[23:25]	[Owen]Panzer-chan	waves her cannon above her head to try and get noticed.
[23:30]	[Atai]Spirit	perks up.
[23:30]	[Atai]Spirit	Interest!
[23:30]	[Atai]Spirit	glides to Kitty's side.
[23:31]	[Atai]Spirit	You needed me?
[23:31]	[Owen]Panzer-chan	scampers after her! Don't just blow her off like that! She is quickly left in the dust.
[23:31]	[Atai]Spirit	looks back at the tiny Jerry.
[23:32]	[Atai]Spirit	Sorry about thaaaat. Can it wait just a second?
[23:35]	[Par]Queen_Kitty	"I vuz jus discussing oonderhanded tacticz wiz ze ozzer American."
[23:37]	[Atai]Spirit	re-perks.
[23:37]	[Atai]Spirit	Further interest
[23:37]	[Atai]Spirit	!
[23:37]	[Owen]Panzer-chan	catches up, out of breath.
[23:38]	[Atai]Spirit	Underhanded, you say?
[23:38]	[Owen]Panzer-chan	“Achtung! I am... huhh, huhh... superior officer, Fräulein! I am, to... huhh... to be giwen respkct!”
[23:39]	[Atai]Spirit	...I don't understand such difficult words!
[23:40]	[Owen]Panzer-chan	"Respect! Respect! I do not like being ignoret!"
[23:40]	[Atai]Spirit	looks back and forth between Tom and Jerry.
[23:42]	[Atai]Spirit	Sorry~.
[23:43]	[Par]Queen_Kitty	pats Panzer-chan on the head
[23:43]	[Par]Queen_Kitty	"Vat iz ze matter?"
[23:43]	[Atai]Spirit	gives a theoretically apologetic grin. Unfortunately, it is a grin that is just like every other grin of hers, which is the sort that makes you think she's just poisoned your drink.
[23:44]	[Owen]Panzer-chan	settles down after being patted on the head. It's nice to know you have friends in high places~
[23:45]	[Owen]Panzer-chan	"Ohh, es noting. I am goot. I vill liffe."
[23:45]	[Owen]Panzer-chan	looks away and rolls her eyes. Amerikans...
[23:48]	[Par]Queen_Kitty	"Yez well, Spirit I apologize to get your spirits up but zere iz no planned bombing runz today iz vat I vuz saying."
[23:49]	[Atai]Spirit	...Sadness.
[23:49]	[Atai]Spirit	's shoulders sag.
[23:50]	[Atai]Spirit	...Well, all right then.
[23:51]	[Owen]Panzer-chan	"Zere is alvays some vork to be done, Fraulein Spirit! Be not glum!"
[23:51]	[Owen]Panzer-chan	stays positive!
[23:51]	[Par]Queen_Kitty	"...Vell, perhapz a border conflict vill ztart? Perhapz you can war gamez with Panzer-chan? It iz preferable to threatz to our land I vill admit."
[23:52]	[Atai]Spirit	Does it involve infiltration, explosions, punishing the wicked and/or enemies of the state, or terrifying people?
[23:52]	[Atai]Spirit	--Slight hopefulness.
[23:52]	[Atai]Spirit	adds, a beat late.
[23:55]	[Owen]Panzer-chan	"I... I do not tink so, no. Ehhh... but..."
[23:55]	[Owen]Panzer-chan	"I am vorthy opponent in ze games! Zough, perhaps, not vit single combat..."
[23:57]	[Owen]Panzer-chan	thinks of a solution!
[23:57]	[Owen]Panzer-chan	"I vill play ze games off ze minds vit you, Frau Spirit!"
[23:58]	[Owen]Panzer-chan	"Ze chess! Or ze Risk!"
[23:59]	[Atai]Spirit	Resignation.
[23:59]	[Atai]Spirit	Okay, I guess.
[00:00]	[Par]Queen_Kitty	"Ah, very good. Keep your mindz sharp for ze day ze enemy finally attackz!"
[00:01]	[Owen]Panzer-chan	gets her binoculars out again and surveys the countryside for the last known location of the board game pile.
[00:03]	[Par]Queen_Kitty	The boardgame pile is still buried in the perilous closet
[00:04]	[BNS]Gustav-ko	[Suddenly, Panzer-chan's binocular view is blocked!]
[00:04]	[Owen]Panzer-chan	does not have X-ray vision on her binoculars, because she is not from THE FUTURE and does not have enough \IMAGINATION/.
[00:05]	[Owen]Panzer-chan	's eyes! Ze binoculars do noting!
[00:06]	[BNS]Gustav-ko	Ahem.
[00:08]	[Owen]Panzer-chan	lowers the binoculars and looks up. And up. And up.
[00:08]	[BNS]Gustav-ko	is looking down at Panzer-chan with her arms crossed and a smug smirk on her face.
[00:10]	[Owen]Panzer-chan	holds her own smug smirk for a while, because she can see Gustav-ko's panties from down here, but THIS IS NOT THE TIME FOR THAT!
[00:10]	[Owen]Panzer-chan	"Guten tag, Frau Gustav~"
[00:11]	[BNS]Gustav-ko	What do you think you're looking at, pipsqueak?
[00:11]	[BNS]Gustav-ko	snatches the binoculars and takes a look for herself.
[00:12]	[K]Hornet-chan	Whoahoahoa
[00:12]	[Owen]Panzer-chan	's binoculars won't do any good to such an Überfraulein like Gustav-ko!
[00:12]	[BNS]Gustav-ko	takes them anyway. Because she can.
[00:12]	[K]Hornet-chan	What are you looking at?
[00:13]	[K]Hornet-chan	curiusly asks.
[00:13]	[Owen]Panzer-chan	goes :Y
[00:13]	[Atai]Spirit	Shock!
[00:13]	[BNS]Gustav-ko	Who knows.
[00:13]	[Owen]Panzer-chan	"I em looking for ze mind games..."
[00:13]	[BNS]Gustav-ko	tosses the binoculars away. That wasn't very nice.
[00:13]	[Atai]Spirit	Hiiiii, Gusty!
[00:14]	[Owen]Panzer-chan	"ACH! VAS ES DAS?!
[00:14]	[K]Hornet-chan	Well, if it doesn't relate to me flying...
[00:14]	[K]Hornet-chan	shrugs.
[00:14]	[Owen]Panzer-chan	races to protect the unbreakable plastic ordinance!
[00:14]	[Atai]Spirit	greets her ex with a gleeful smile that could curdle milk.
[00:14]	[BNS]Gustav-ko	shoots a squinting stare at Spirit before snubbing her and rolling away from Panzer-chan and her attempt to save her binoculars.
[00:15]	[Atai]Spirit	Have you come to be a nuisance again?
[00:16]	[BNS]Gustav-ko	Oh, shut up. Like you have anything better to do.
[00:16]	[K]Hornet-chan	Who? Me?
[00:16]	[Atai]Spirit	floats after her, still grinning that ghastly smile.
[00:17]	[BNS]Gustav-ko	ignores the flying pipsqueak and keeps her scorn focused on Spirit
[00:17]	[K]Hornet-chan	Me? Me?
[00:17]	[Atai]Spirit	Of course I do, my lovely longbarrel.
[00:17]	[K]Hornet-chan	corkscrew spin around gustav.
[00:18]	[BNS]Gustav-ko	swats the pesky Hornet away, like usual.
[00:18]	[K]Hornet-chan	Kyan!
[00:18]	[K]Hornet-chan	I just ask! Nicely, too!
[00:19]	[Atai]Spirit	But then you showed up and shot that all to hell.
[00:20]	[Owen]Panzer-chan	fails to catch her belonging! She is a failure to her uniform, which is metaphorical because no one else is wearing the same kind.
[00:20]	[Atai]Spirit	That's what you're good at, after all.
[00:20]	[K]Hornet-chan	I'm a multipurpose fighter, so yeah!
[00:20]	[BNS]Gustav-ko	Get over it.
[00:20]	[Atai]Spirit	strokes Gustavko's gun.
[00:21]	[K]Hornet-chan	sticks her chest up with proud. Boyoyon~
[00:21]	[BNS]Gustav-ko	turns up her nose, but is then put off by someone TOUCHING HER.
[00:21]	[BNS]Gustav-ko	Hands off!
[00:21]	[BNS]Gustav-ko	takes the barrel and swings for the fences!
[00:21]	[Owen]Panzer-chan	dusts off her binoculars and checks them for damage. Seems fine.
[00:22]	[Owen]Panzer-chan	harbors ANNOYED RAGE for such an act of unkindness!
[00:27]	[Atai]Spirit	springs away, nimbly dodging Gustavko's gun.
[00:27]	[Atai]Spirit	Grin.
[00:28]	[Atai]Spirit	Honey-darling, you're getting a little rusty. That's not good, you know~
[00:29]	[Atai]Spirit	comments from around the vicinity of Gustav-ko's hips. These were her faaaavorite, once upon a time.
[00:29]	[K]Hornet-chan	fly low, and watch the hijinks below, amused.
[00:30]	[Owen]Panzer-chan	desires vengeance, and hefts her handheld cannon up, aiming for Gustavko...
[00:31]	[Owen]Panzer-chan	is smacked by a wayward RAIL CANNON and fails to deliver her vengeance!
[00:32]	[K]Hornet-chan	Hey hey hey! Infight? Rebellion? Mutiny!?
[00:32]	[K]Hornet-chan	eyes sparkles!
[00:34]	[Owen]Panzer-chan	is sent sailing off the shelf! This is an unfortunate series of events!
[00:34]	[Owen]Panzer-chan	"Waaaah! Hilfe! HILFE!"
[00:34]	[BNS]Gustav-ko	either doesn't notice, or doesn't care that the little panzer just went flying.
[00:35]	[Owen]Panzer-chan	is not helping anyone by saying help in German.
[00:35]	[K]Hornet-chan	Woah! A damsel(?) in distress!
[00:36]	[K]Hornet-chan	Time for american military intervention!
[00:38]	[K]Hornet-chan	corkscrew dive at the falling mini-panzer.
[00:38]	[K]Hornet-chan	Get!
[00:39]	[K]Hornet-chan	headbutt panzer-chan.
[00:39]	[K]Hornet-chan	Oof-
[00:39]	[Owen]Panzer-chan	has no clue what's going on right now, other than something went completely wrong.
[00:40]	[K]Hornet-chan	adds even more momentum to the fall. Teehee!
[00:40]	[Owen]Panzer-chan	bounces off the Hornet as she's just within arms' reach! This is certain not "hilfe"!
[00:42]	[Owen]Panzer-chan	"NEIN! NEIN NEIN NEEEEIIIINN!"
[00:43]	[K]Hornet-chan	Speeeaaaak eeeennngggliiiiiisssshhhh!!
[00:43]	[K]Hornet-chan	yells as she got entangled with the tank-chan.
[00:43]	[Owen]Panzer-chan	somehow manages to end up getting tangled in Hornet-chan's arms regardless of such a failure.
[00:44]	[K]Hornet-chan	manage to land of her feet, despite all the ruckus.
[00:44]	[K]Hornet-chan	Whew.
[00:44]	[Atai]Spirit	Wow, Gusty. If you wanted to get me all alone, you could just ask, next time.
[00:44]	[Owen]Panzer-chan	, while still being grabbed by her savior, shoots a wild shot at Gustav from well out of range!
[00:45]	[Owen]Panzer-chan	"DAS ES UNPROFESSIONAL, WEIB!"
[00:46]	[K]Hornet-chan	Easy, girl, easy!
[00:46]	[Atai]Spirit	But Kitty's still watching us...! You really want to do it in front of her?
[00:46]	[Owen]Panzer-chan	would shoot more if her cannon wasn't breech-loading. She squirms in Hornet-chan's arms.
[00:46]	[Atai]Spirit	How scandalous~
[00:46]	[K]Hornet-chan	is having trouble carrying Panzer-chan with her metallic sheet called wing.
[00:47]	[K]Hornet-chan	hush, hush! Stay still or I can't get you back there!
[00:48]	[Owen]Panzer-chan	"I EM SUPERIOR OFFICER! RESPECT! RESPECT!"
[00:48]	[BNS]Gustav-ko	continues to ignore the Panzer in favor of stewing at Spirit
[00:48]	[K]Hornet-chan	use angry-face.jpg
[00:49]	[BNS]Gustav-ko	Go get slagged, you whore!
[00:49]	[Par]Queen_Kitty	had actually fallen asleep in her chair
[00:49]	[K]Hornet-chan	If you're not going to stop, I'll tell UN about it!
[00:49]	[K]Hornet-chan	's UN is queen kitty, of course.
[00:49]	[Atai]Spirit	Poooout.
[00:51]	[Atai]Spirit	Now that's just uncalled for, Gusty. You're the only one I've ever been with.
[00:51]	[Owen]Panzer-chan	is babbling incoherently now, trying and failing to climb over Hornet's shoulders to get a better shot.
[00:52]	[K]Hornet-chan	Eh- wah! Don't! My hair! Your tread! It tangles-- awawawa!
[00:55]	[BNS]Gustav-ko	grabs for Spirit's hair
[00:56]	[K]Hornet-chan	decide to take panzer up the shelf before she cause even more pain.
[00:57]	[K]Hornet-chan	Ow ow ow ow owie...
[00:58]	[Owen]Panzer-chan	's righteous fury is cut short at the predicament of her treads being tangled in Hornet's hair!
[00:59]	[Atai]Spirit	evades her grab-- almost. Gustavko's fingers catch an errant silver lock, and it's enough to arrest her motion.
[00:59]	[Owen]Panzer-chan	"Unngg... No, not... not, not goot."
[01:00]	[Atai]Spirit	So grabby, aren't y-OW!
[01:00]	[Atai]Spirit	Pain!
[01:00]	[BNS]Gustav-ko	grabs ahold of her and tosses her bodily into the air, towards the other two!
[01:00]	[BNS]Gustav-ko	Raaaaghh!!
[01:01]	[K]Hornet-chan	Whaaaaaaaaaaat!?
[01:02]	[Owen]Panzer-chan	has no hope of dodging, unless her brave savior dodges for them both!
[01:02]	[K]Hornet-chan	spews chaffs and flares like she just wet herself.
[01:05]	[Owen]Panzer-chan	"...ehh?"
[01:06]	[K]Hornet-chan	Evasive maneuver!
[01:07]	[Owen]Panzer-chan	"I'm stuck! I, I cen't!"
[01:08]	[K]Hornet-chan	God bless Americaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!
[01:08]	[Owen]Panzer-chan	pulls at her treads, but only makes Hornet-chan's hair more tangled.
[01:08]	[K]Hornet-chan	picks a direction randomly, and dodge there.
[01:08]	[BNS]Gustav-ko	Hmph!
[01:09]	[BNS]Gustav-ko	crosses her arms and watches the entire fiasco unfold.
[01:09]	[Atai]Spirit	notes the incoming girls, and snaps into flight mode. She drops low, and hugs the ground before coming out of flight and braking gently to a stop. Easy-peasy~
[01:10]	[Atai]Spirit	gives her hair a confident toss.
[01:10]	[K]Hornet-chan	almost crash-landed into her so-called hangar.
[01:10]	[Atai]Spirit	Smugness~
[01:11]	[Atai]Spirit	Grin.
[01:11]	[K]Hornet-chan	Now get the hell outta my hair, please!
[01:11]	[K]Hornet-chan	is still popping chaffs and flares every now and then.
[01:12]	[Owen]Panzer-chan	calms down and gets the hair loose in a jiffy! She hops back down and straightens her uniform.
[01:12]	[K]Hornet-chan	Eugh.
[01:13]	[K]Hornet-chan	groans, lying flat on the hangar floor.
[01:14]	[Owen]Panzer-chan	"Problem, Fräulein Hornet?"
[01:15]	[Owen]Panzer-chan	"Entschuldigung."
[01:15]	[Owen]Panzer-chan	bows in apology.
[01:15]	[Atai]Spirit	Bless you.
[01:15]	[K]Hornet-chan	Enchu-what?
[01:15]	[K]Hornet-chan	Eeeeeugh. Hair hurts.
[01:16]	[Owen]Panzer-chan	"I'm sorry... May I comb it? I em goot wit mein hands."
[01:17]	[Owen]Panzer-chan	wiggles her fingers. They are small and full of finesse!
[01:18]	[K]Hornet-chan	I'll take that as a fellow UN member's gratitude, then.
[01:18]	[K]Hornet-chan	sits back up
[01:18]	[K]Hornet-chan	If you please.
[01:19]	[Atai]Spirit	has walked back over to where her big blonde girl stands.
[01:20]	[Atai]Spirit	So what are you here for today, Gusty?
[01:20]	[Owen]Panzer-chan	:T's. The hair is far too high for her to comb it now!
[01:20]	[K]Hornet-chan	?
[01:20]	[Owen]Panzer-chan	"I require a lefft."
[01:24]	[Owen]Panzer-chan	"Also I require a comb."
[01:24]	[BNS]Gustav-ko	What do you mean /here/? Look around! There's not much else of a place to go /to/, you bubbleheaded bimbo!
[01:27]	[Atai]Spirit	Moderately offended!
[01:27]	[K]Hornet-chan	Oh right!
[01:27]	[K]Hornet-chan	lie down.
[01:27]	[K]Hornet-chan	Is this okay?
[01:27]	[Atai]Spirit	Bubble-headed? I assure you, Gusty, I'm anything but.
[01:28]	[Atai]Spirit	Coy~
[01:28]	[Owen]Panzer-chan	twirls her finger around.
[01:28]	[Owen]Panzer-chan	"Lie unt your stomach, comrade."
[01:28]	[K]Hornet-chan	And I think there's a comb in those figma's toolbox.
[01:29]	[K]Hornet-chan	Copy.
[01:29]	[K]Hornet-chan	flips.
[01:30]	[Atai]Spirit	But if you're looking for somewhere to go, we could always sneak away to the lower closet.
[01:30]	[Atai]Spirit	...Just like old times~
[01:30]	[Owen]Panzer-chan	"I vill returnen, quickly."
[01:31]	[Owen]Panzer-chan	sets off on an EPIC JOURNEY to retrieve a figma's toy comb! Despite them being asleep, it is an arduous journey, but she returns successfully!
[01:31]	[Owen]Panzer-chan	"..."
[01:32]	[Owen]Panzer-chan	sees a sleeping Hornet-chan.
[01:32]	[K]Hornet-chan	Zzz~
[01:32]	[Owen]Panzer-chan	shrugs.
[01:32]	[K]Hornet-chan	is using her ultimate technique, tits-cushion!
[01:33]	[K]Hornet-chan	is somehow being comfortable.
[01:33]	[Owen]Panzer-chan	"...Vone does nacht neet to be avake to be combed."
[01:33]	[Owen]Panzer-chan	is on a COMBING MISSION! It must be completed!
[01:36]	[Owen]Panzer-chan	combs with elegant tiny hands. Panzy excels at the things which her size does not prevent her from doing!
[At this point we'd already lost Kirin and Tesla, and just called it a night]