Mommy Pie(WIP)

>You are Anonymous.
>And today is your birthday.
>Boy have you been excited for today.
>Your mommy has too.
>She's always the best when it comes to throwing parties.
>You toss the blanket off of you and hop out of bed in your PJ's made by Aunt Rarity.
>Your mommy had to get them made specially for you, because you're different from all the other boys and girls.
>That just proves how much she loves you though.
>As you open your door, and walk out into the hallway you burst into a fit of giggles.
>"I'm the tickle monster and I love to tickle little boys, especially if its their birthday!"
>You look to the left and mommy in her tickle monster guise sitting at the end of the hall.
>You let loose an excited yelp and turn around to run away.
>She's hot on your trail!
>As you approach the stairs you slow down to a walking pace.
>She arrives at the stairs and does the same.
>Those were the rules.
>You didn't want to fall and crack your head like an egg did you?
>"Oh curse these infernal stairs of slowness!"
>Another giggle fit hits you.
>Your mommy always knew how to make you smile.
>It's what she was best at after all
>Well that, and throwing parties.
>As soon as you reach the ground floor, you take off again.
>You turn the corner and the pastry counter comes into view.
>That was the safe zone.
>It's definitely not going to be easy to get with mommy right behind you.
>"I smell a little boy thats ripe for a tickling!"
>She turns the corner and rapidly speeds up.
>You get very close, but she closes the distance, and scoops you up into a hug.
>"You can't outrun the tickle monster!
>Her hooves assault your body in a tickle attack.
>You cant help but laugh at your mommy's tickle assault.
>Soon the tickling ends and she returns to normal.
>She gives you a kiss on the forehead and gives you a big hug.
>"Good morning baby."
"but i'm not a baby anymore mommy!"
>She giggles a bit at that statement.
>"Oh yeah today is your birthday isn't it?"
>"How old are you going to turn today baby?"
"I'm going to be six years old!"
>A surprised gasp erupts from her.
>"Six?"
>Her hoof goes to her muzzle as she moves into a thinking pose.
>"Your right Nony! You're definitely not a baby any more."
>She drops down and gives you a kiss on the cheek before wrapping you up in another hug.
>You'll always going to be my baby, no matter how big you get."
>A nuzzle greets your cheek.
>"I love you Nony."
"I love you too mommy."
>Your mommy breaks the hug as she moves behind the counter to grab her saddlebag.
>"You've got a big day today Nony! We have to go visit everypony and deliver your birthday party invitations.
>You nod your head as she continues to go on about your party plans.
"I want to invite Aunt Twilight, and Aunt Rarity, and-"
>She cuts you off mid sentence.
>"Oh don't worry, we'll make sure everypony gets their invitations."
"I want a big chocolate cake too."
>"Of course silly! We're going to do it up, but we have to go give 'em their invitations and party first before we have cake.
>"Before we go deliver invitations, we have to eat some breakfast.
>She moves to the pantry, pulls out your favorite cereal, and pours you a bowl.
>In addition to your cereal, she peels some oranges and gives you a few slices on the side.
>She always liked to give you a lot to eat.
>Because in her own words-
>"C'mon Nony! You gotta eat big to get big!"
>As you eat your breakfast, you hear the sound of hoofsteps on the stairs.
>"Well it looks like I'm not the first one to wake up for once."
>You turn your head to greet the newcomer.
"Good Morning Aunt Cupcake."
>"Good morning Mrs. Cake!"
>"Good morning Pinkie dear, and good morning birthday boy."
>You get a full glimpse of Aunt Cupcake in her bunny slippers and morning robe.
>"Enjoying some breakfast I see."
>"Yup, we're just getting something to eat before we head out to give invitations."
>"Oh yes that reminds me, I've got quite the surprise for you later today Anon."
>Your excitement must be visible on your face because she starts giggling.
>"I can see just how excited you are."
>It looks like you were right.
>As you continue chatting with Aunt Cupcake, you hear another set of hoofsteps coming down the stairs.
>"Well it looks like the gangs all here."
>Uncle Carrot Cake treads down the stairs to join you.
>"Good morning everyone."
>You all respond with your own good mornings.
>He goes to the kitchen to pour himself a cup of coffee, but as he comes back his attention turns to you.
>"Today's the big day ain't it anon?"
"Yup!"
>"I was just telling Anon that we have quite the surprise for him today."
>He nods his head in agreement.
>"but it's for later."
>The sound of crying interrupts your conversation.
>Aunt Cupcake and Uncle Carrot Cake sigh.
>"I'll go upstairs and feed them, you just get your coffee and wake up."
>Aunt Cupcake leaves you to go feed the babies as you finish your breakfast.
>Mommy puts her saddlebag into place, and takes your plate into the kitchen.
>"It's about time for us to get going too Mr. Cake."
>He waves you off dismissively.
>"You've got things to do, don't let us keep you any longer."
>With a quick thank you, mommy heads to the door and bends down in front of you with her flank in the air.
>She turns to look at you with a smile.
>"You ready for a ride Nony?"
>You nod your head and get into position and sit down on her saddle as she lifts up.
>She shifts a bit before deciding that she's comfortable.
>The door is opened to reveal the colorful town of Ponyville.
>A warm morning breeze flows through.
>with a hop and a skip, mommy heads into town.
>As she's walking, her face shifts into one of thought, before stopping completely.
>She ponders for a bit before turning around to face you.
>"Y'know I never even asked. Who do you want to visit first Nony?"
>You ponder on top of mommy.
>Choosing who you want to visit is tough.
>You decide on aunt Twilight after a moment of thought.
"Can we go visit Aunt Twilight first mommy?"
>"We sure can!" She happily replies.
>Mommy picks up her pace once again to a gentle trot as she heads toward Ponyville's library.
>Within a short amount of time you arrive at the great hollow.
>Mommy leans in a bit to let you knock on the door.
>"Just a second!"
>A few moments later the door is opened by a purple unicorn.
>With a burst of confetti mommy shouts-
>"Heya Twilight!"
>Aunt Twilights initial look of surprise is quickly replaced with a knowing smile.
>"Hi Pinkie."
>She cranes her neck to get a look at your face.
>" I see big boy Anonymous came with you too."
>Mommy leans her head down so you can properly hug Aunt Twilights neck.
"Hi Aunt Twilight."
>You hear a 'daww' come from her as she returns your hug.
>A few moments later the hug ends, and mommy gets back to business.
>Reaching into her saddlebag she pulls out two special letters, and hands them to Aunt Twilight.
>"ooh turning six years old are we? I remember my sixth birthday."
>She looks up, deep in remembrance of her younger days.
>"Hey Twi who's at the door?
>You catch a glimpse of a small dragon.
>"Is that Anon and Pinkie?"
>He gives you a polite wave.
>"Yeah they were just coming here to invite us to Anon's birthday party later today."
>"Alright you can bet we'll be there!"
>You really hope Spike can make it.
>He's so cool.
>"I'd love to stay and chat guys, but me and Nony here have to get the rest of these invitations delivered."
>"Why didn't you just have the post office deliver them?"
>"Don't be silly Twilight! Give 'em to the post office and miss out on being able to see my friends? No way Po-nay!
>Aunt Twilight chuckles a bit at that.
>"Alright you've made your point. Don't let me keep you any longer."
>After you've said your goodbye's, you embark for the next guest.
>"Where to next Nony?"
>In the distance you can see sprawling green hills that are dotted with apple trees.
>After seeing an image like that you decide that you want to go to Sweet Apple Acre's.
"Let's go see Aunt Applejack."
>"I was thinking that exact same thing!" She happily chirps.
>You begin the somewhat long trek towards the massive farm.
>"Hey Nony."
"Yes mommy?"
>Why do you think your Aunt Applejack and her family work so hard?
"I dont know, why?"
>"Because it's their CORE buisness!"
>For some reason mommy starts laughing uncontrollably.
>You don't get the joke but fake a laugh anyway.
>You don't want to hurt mommy's feelings.
>Soon enough you find yourself walking through the gate leading to Aunt Applejack's Orchard.
>You hear a resounding thud somewhere in the patch of trees to your left.
>time to start looking.
>"HEY APPLEJACK!"
>"z'at you Pinkie?"
>Or not.
>You see Aunt Applejack making her way through the trees.
>"Well I'll be! If it ain't Pinkie and her young 'un. What brings you around these parts?
>We've got a delivery for you Applejack. A very special delivery for a very special boy's very special Birthday party!" Mommy happily chimes before handing Aunt Applejack four letters.
>"Shoot you're turnin six years old?" She remarks as she reads over her letter.
"Yup."
>She could probably see the pride on your face right now.
>"Why, it seems like just yesterday I was helping your momma raise you when you were just a baby!
"but I'm not a baby anymore Aunt Applejack."
>She chuckles a bit "No, I reckon you're a big'un now."
>Aunt Applejack had a funny accent.
>She always got a kick out of when you tried to sound like her though.
"You reckon you'll have all your work done before my party?
>A small giggle fit hits her.
>Granny's on a trip to Manehatten right now, and Big Mac ain't feelin to well right now, but me an Applebloom will be there for sure, you can count on it."
>You thank her and head on your way.
>As you're leaving Sweet Apple Acres, you notice old, and discarded apple cores.
>Apple cores
>Suddenly you understand the joke mommy made earlier.
>You bust out into laughter, this time for real.
>Mommy seems indifferent to your laughter, happily marching on with no remark on your sudden giggle fit.
>"Where are we going next birthday boy?"
"Lets go see Aunt Rarity."
 >"Okie Dokie Lokie!"
 >After a few minutes of hopping, you and mommy arrive at Aunt Rarity's Boutique.
>As you walk in, the bell on the door gives an audible jingle.
>"Coming!"
>A moment later, Aunt Rarity appears from the stairway.
>"Oh hello Pinkie dear, and is that my darling little Anonymous?"
>She lifts you up in her magical grip and brings you closer.
>Seconds later, your face is showered in Aunt Rarity's Kisses.
>She always liked to be very affectionate.
>Mommy giggles at the sight of Aunt Rarity's affection.
>After the onslaught of kisses, she sets you down on the ground.
>"So is there anything I can do for you both today?"
>"Well there's something you can do later." Mommy remarks as she digs through her bag for the invitation.
>With an exchange of envelopes, Aunt Rarity remarks, "Why that's right! Today is your birthday isn't it Anonymous dear? Your turning six years old aren't you?
"Yup"
>"Soon you'll have fillies lining up to get kisses from you."
>She, and mommy both have a laugh as you visibly gag.
>"So can you be there Rare?"
>Mommy chuckles a bit at her rhyme.
>"Never you mind dear, I have some work to do today, but Sweetie Belle, and I will most certainly be there."
>You hug her hooves
"Thank you Aunt Rarity."
>An 'aww' sound is heard from above you.
>Once more she lifts you in her magical grip.
>This time however she squeezes your cheeks.
>"You are just so adorable I can't help myself!"
>After she's had enough fun with your cheeks, she sets you back on mommy's saddle.
>"See ya later Rarity!"
>Goodbyes are exchanged as you exit the boutique, with the bell once more making a jingle.