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- GA: John
- GA: It Is Kanaya
- EB: i wouldn't have guessed...
- GA: John Are You Awake
- EB: i am now.
- GA: I Need Something From You
- EB: if you're going to try and steal baby formula and diapers from me again because of that weird roleplay crap you were doing with terezi, forget it!
- EB: that poor sack of flour...
- GA: I Would Not Do Such A Thing Anymore
- GA: I Take Them From Jade Instead
- GA: She Has So Much
- GA: She Will Not Miss Them
- GA: Mostly Because I Did Not Tell Her I Took Them
- GA: But I Am Not Here For That
- GA: I Need You To Destroy Something For Me
- EB: ummm, what?
- GA: The Author Of The Sunlight Series
- GA: I Cannot Remember Her Name But It Is Something Stupid
- GA: She Must Be Destroyed
- GA: I Would Like You To Make Bad Weather Destroy Her
- EB: wait, the one who writes the vampire romance novels?
- GA: She Rewrites Rainbow Drinkers In A Way That Disrespects Them
- GA: Her Writings Are An Affront To My Culture And Offend Me
- GA: And They Are Also Racist
- GA: I Recieved Them As A Gift And I Have Never Been So Insulted In My Life
- EB: whoa, calm down!
- EB: pretty sure according to rose you aren't a vampire anyway, you're like some sort of troll super babysitter!
- GA: You Are Also Being Offensive
- GA: I Am Not A Babysitter
- GA: I Have Never Sat On A Baby
- GA: John Why Are You Accusing Me Of Such Things
- EB: look, i know you don't like the books but that's no reason to want to kill someone!
- GA: Why Not
- GA: ?
- GA: Did You Not Beat Up A Small Child Because You Did Not Like His Stories
- EB: that's different, he was evil!
- GA: No More Evil Than The Presumptious Bitch I Wish Death Upon
- GA: All I Ask For Is A Small Death Tube
- EB: you mean a tornado?
- GA: I Am Trying To Ask You Informally
- EB: no!
- EB: look
- EB: even if i wanted to...
- GA: You Should Want To
- EB: it takes a lot to affect the weather like that, it'd be a big huge light show!
- EB: people would notice and then i'd have to leave my home, so would roxy.
- EB: is that what you want kanaya, for rose's mother to have to leave the life she's left behind?
- GA: Yes
- GA: Wait
- GA: Maybe
- GA: Is It Too Much To Ask For At Least A Burned Down House
- EB: arrgggh!
- EB: look just go ask jade, you're friends and she's good with stuff like that.
- GA: She Currently Suspects Me Of Stealing Baby Supplies
- GA: Because As I Mentioned I Stole Them
- EB: im getting off..
- GA: Very Well
- GA: I Will Ask You About This When You Are Less Cranky
- EB: ugggggh.
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