The Ten Commandments of Fakemcfakerson

I am very sorry for my crimes. My permalock was very deserved











SIKE THATS THE WRONG NUMBER NIGGA.

THIS ISN'T NO APOLOGY. THIS IS THE LAST YOU WILL SEE OF FAKEMCFAKERSON SO CHERISH THIS NIGGAS. THIS IS THE REVENGE OF THE DICKS THATS NINE COCKS THAT COCK NINE. YOU FUCKBOYS WANT ME TO TURN UP CAUSE YOU JUST END UP TROLLING MY ACTUAL HONEST APPEALS. I HOPE YOU ARE HAPPY BECAUSE I AM GOING TO TURN THE FUCK UP. #TURNDOWNFORWHAT EXCEPT GUESS WHAT MOST OF YOU FUCKING NO LIFE NERDS WOULDN'T KNOW WHAT THAT WAS BECAUSE YOU DONT GET OUTSIDE YOUR POKEMON POWERTRIPPY SHOWDOWN HAPPY JERKING OFF TO OPRAH WINFREY ASS BUBBLES THAT YOU LIVE IN. IT SEEMS YOU DUMBFUCKS DELETED MY FUCK NIGGAS APPEAL BEFORE BECAUSE IT WAS TOO REAL SO IM GOING TO HAVE TO RE-EDUCATE YOU NIGGAS.

1. TALKING ABOUT SOMETHING THAT ISN'T POKEMON ISN'T BEING A BAD CHAT PRESCENCE YOU DUMBFUCKS. TALKING ABOUT SPORTS/RAPPERS/REAL LIFE ISN'T A BAD CHAT PRESCENCE YOU FUCKING NERDS. DO YOU GUYS HAVE REAL CONVERSATIONS WITH REAL PEOPLE OR YOU FAGGOTS JUST TALK TO EACH OTHER IN YOUR GAY ASS PMS ABOUT HOW MUCH YOU WANT TO SUCK EACH OTHERS DICKS??

2. IF A USER DISAGREES WITH YOU THERE IS A FUCKING CHANCE YOU CAN BE WRONG. YOU MODS THINK YOU ARE LIL B THE BASED GOD BUT WAIT YOU WOULDN'T KNOW WHO THAT IS BECAUSE I FORGOT YOU GUYS WERE FUCKING NERDS WHO HAVE ORGY'S IN YOUR POKE PLAYHOUSE.

3. YOU GUYS ARE QUICK TO CALL PEOPLE DUMB BUT HALF OF YOU ARE STUPID AS FUCK. DO I HAVE TO EDUCATE YOU FUCKING DUMB QUEERS? KNOW HOW TO USE YOUR FUCKING WORDS. YOU'RE= YOU FUCKING ARE. YOUR=SHOWS FUCKING POSSESION. THEY'RE= THEY FUCKING ARE. THEIR= SHOWS FUCKING POSSESION
THERE= SPECIFIES A FUCKING LOCATION. WE'RE= WE MOTHERFUCKING ARE. WERE= PAST FUCKING TENSE OF ARE. WHERE= A MOTHERFUCKING LOCATION OR A QUESTION TO A SPECIFIC LOCATION. THAN= A FUCKING COMPARISON. THEN= A POINT IN FUCKING TIME. YOU GUYS HAVE FUCKED UP THOSE PREVIOUS WORDS SO MANY TIMES THAT IF I HAD A DOLLAR FOR EVERYTIME YOU GUYS FUCKED THEM UP I WOULD HAVE MORE MONEY THAN JAY-Z, BEYONCE, AND BLUE IVY NIGGA. GODDAMN YOU NIGGAS HAVE ME FEELING A MOTHERFUCKING ENGLISH TEACHER AND I HATE E.L.A.

4. YOU ARE NOT FUNNY. NO MATTER WHAT THOSE BROWN NOSING COCK SUCKING REGULAR USERS OR VOICES(COMETSTORM) TELL YOU YOU ARE NOT FUCKING FUNNY. DURING MODCHAT I FEEL SLITTING MY WRISTS WHILE WATCHING AN EPISODE OF THE BIG BANG THEORY. WHO THE FUCK WATCHES THE BIG BANG THEORY? I HATE THAT DUMBASS SHOW.

5. THIS IS THE HIGHEST POSITION OF AUTHORITY ANY OF YOU WILL EVER HOLD IN YOUR MOTHERFUCKING LIFETIME. LET THAT SINK IN.

6. CHIEF KEEF ISN'T A THUG YOU DUMB NIGGAS. DONT BE MAD HE IS YOUNG AND GETTING MONEY AND PUSSY WHILE YOU FAGGOTS ARE JERKING OFF TO SEASON ONE OF THE ELLEN SHOW.

7. WHY DO YOU IDIOTS CREATE THINGS IF THEY AREN'T MADE TO BE USED? IF YOU USE BOLD ONCE IT IS A INSTANT WARNING/MUTE/LOCK. YOU GUYS SAY DUMB NIGGA SHIT LIKE "dont abuse it". I DIDNT KNOW USING IT ONE TIME IN ONE FUCKING WORD WAS ABUSE THANKS FOR LETTING ME KNOW FAGGOTS.

8. SHOWDERP IS GAY AS FUCK.

9. YOU GUYS LIKE TO LAUGH THINGS OFF AND ACT LIKE IT DOESN'T PHASE YOU BUT YOU ARE INSECURE AS FUCK. A MOD SHOWED ME A REAL LIFE PICTURE OF ANOTHER AND I KNOW IT WAS HIM BECAUSE THAT FAGGOT HAD THE SAME USERNAME. (NO NAMES TO PROTECT THE FUCK NIGGAS) IM PRETTY SURE HALF OF YOU NIGGAS LOOK LIKE OVERWEIGHT WALRUSES WITH ACNE ALL THE WAY DOWN TO YOUR NUTS. MAYBE YOU SHOULD SPEND LESS TIME BEING A BITCH ON SHOWDOWN AND MORE TIME AT JENNY CRAIG YOU FAT MOTHERFUCKERS. HALF OF YOU COULD QUALIFY FOR THE BIGGEST LOSER.LIL TERIO LOOKING ASS FUCKERS. AND SINCE MOST OF YOU FUCKING NERDS DONT KNOW WHO THAT IS GOOGLE SEARCH HIM. HE IS A 7 YEAR OLD NIGGA THAT IS 200 POUNDS. 200 MOTHERFUCKING POUNDS. BUT AT LEAST HE CAN OOO KILL EM. HALF OF YOU NIGGAS ARE GONNA DIE OF HIGH CHOLESTOROL BEFORE YOU HIT 40 ITS GONNA OOO KILL YOU.

10. I AM SURE THAT THOTTESS BRIYELLA IS 100% UGLY AS FUCK. I DON'T KNOW WHY YOU THIRSTY FUCKING GET NO PUSSY IRL NIGGAS ARE UP HER ASS ALL THE DAMN TIME I AM SURE SHE IS MURKED AS FUCK. ANY GIRL WHO IS EVEN REMOTELY ATTRACTIVE WOULDN'T BE A USER LET ALONE A DRIVER ON POKEMON SHOWDOWN. SO STINSON STOP SUCKING HER ALL THE TIME YOU'RE NOT GONNA GET ANY PUSSY FROM HER OR ANY OTHER GIRL FOR THAT MATTER.

11. ONCE A FUCK NIGGA YOU ALWAYS A FUCK NIGGA THERE IS NO REDEMPTION.

12. A MAJORITY OF YOU ARE GROWN ASS MEN THAT ARE UNEMPLOYED AND LIVE IN THEIR MOTHERS BASEMENTS WHO SPEND FREE TIME BANNING THE REALEST NIGGAS THEY CAN FIND ON SHOWDOWN. CONGRATULATIONS ON PERMALOCKING THE REALEST NIGGA TO EVER GRACE OR WILL EVER GRACE POKEMON SHOWDOWN. ONE DAY YOUR MOM WILL KICK YOUR FUCK NIGGAS ASSES OUT THE HOUSE AND YOU WILL BE FORCED TO FEND FOR YOURSELF IN THE REAL WORLD. THEN A HOBO IS GONNA COME AND SMACK FIRE OUT YOUR MOUTH AND TAKE YOUR FUCKING CHILI CHEESE FRIES AND PISS ON YOUR MOUTH FOR BEING SUCH A FUCK NIGGA.

13. JUST IN CASE YOU FORGOT YOU GUYS ARE GIANT COCK SUCKERS. I HAVE NEVER SEEN A GROUP OF PEOPLE WHO RIDE EACH OTHERS DICK AS MUCH AS YOU GUYS. YOU NIGGAS HAVE RODEOS ON EACH OTHERS DICK LIKE GODDAMN. YOUR FRIENDS CAN BE WRONG AND IF YOU TELL THEM THEY'RE WRONG THAT DOESN'T MAKE YOU A BAD PERSON. THERE'S LEADERS AND THERE'S FOLLOWERS BUT I WOULD RATHER BE A DICK THAN A GAY BITCH FUCKBOY MOD CUM SWALLOWER.

14. YOU GUYS ARE RACISTS AS FUCK. A GUY CAN POST "FUCK NIGGERS I HOPE THEY ALL DIE" OR "JEWS ARE DISGUSTING FILTHY FUCKING PEOPLE" AND THEY ARE NOT PUNISHED BUT IF IT IS CAPS (OH GOOD LORD NO NOT MOTHERFUCKING CAPS THE HORROR) IT IS A INSTANT BAN. MOST OF THE TROLLS WHO SAY RACIST THINGS ARE GOOD FRIENDS WITH THE MODS. I DOUBT THAT'S A COINCIDENCE.

15. STOP ACTING LIKE YOU GUYS LOCK PEOPLE FOR BREAKING THE RULES WHEN IN REALITY YOU LOCK THEM BECAUSE YOU ARE BITCH ASS BUTTFUCK ASS NIGGAS. I JUST PERMALOCKED FOR NO REASON EXCEPT THAT I BROKE RULES IN THE PAST. WHAT THE FUCK DOES THAT HAVE TO DO WITH NOW NIGGA. YOU GUYS LOVE LOCKING INNOCENT PEOPLE MORE THAN RAPISTS LIKE A TENDER JUICY PIECE OF ASS.

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17. IF YOU GUYS DIDN'T CARE ABOUT THIS THREAD YOU WOULDN'T RESPOND OR DELETE IT. BUT I KNOW IT GETS UNDER YOUR SKIN AND PISSES YOU OFF. THIS THREAD IS THE MONSTER IN YOUR CLOSET THAT IS GOING TO MOLEST YOU IN YOUR SLEEP.

18. YOU GUYS NEED TO STOP BEING SO UPTIGHT. WHEN IT COMES TO INTERACTING WITH REGULAR USERS HALF OF YOU ARE SO DAMN UPTIGHT ALL THE TIME LIKE YOU GOT RAPED BY A MOTHERFUCKING TRICERATOPS.

19. ACTUALLY I HOPE YOU GUYS GET RAPED BY A MOTHERFUCKING TRICERATOPS

20. NO AMOUNT OF AMOUNT OF MUTES/LOCKS/BANS/WARNS OR ANY OTHER FUCK NIGGA SHIT WILL CHANGE THE FACT THAT I AM BETTER THAN YOU FUCKERS AT LIFE. GET A JOB, MAKE LOVE TO A GIRL OR DO SOMETHING INSTEAD OF SITTING ON YOUR ASSES INSTEAD OF BEING FUCK NIGGAS ALL DAY. I AM SORRY THAT YOU FAIL AT LIFE BUT NOTHING I CAN DO CAN HELP YOU DUMB FUCK NIGGAS ENJOY THE REST OF YOUR FUCK NIGGAS LIVES.

WITH THAT I AM OUT. THIS IS THE END OF THE ERA OF THE GREATEST MOTHERFUCKING USER TO BLESS THIS SERVER. YOU GUYS CAN THANK THAT FAGGOT DIATOM, STEAMROLL THE NO LIFE FUCKING NERD AND ROYALTY.

P.S STEAMROLL I AM WAITING FOR YOU TO POST SOME STUPID SHIT ABOUT RAGE HERE LIKE THE NO LIFE PATHETIC LOSER YOU ARE

P.S.S HOW MUCH DICKS COULD A DICK SUCKER SUCK IF THAT DICK SUCKERS NAME WAS DIATOM? 30. THAT IS THE ANSWER.

P.S.S.S THE LEGACY OF FAKEMCFAKERSON WILL NEVER DIE ONLY TO MULTIPLY MOTHERFUCKERS.

P.S.S.S.S GENERAL TSAO'S CHICKEN ISN'T REALLY CHICKEN IT IS CAT YOU DUMB FUCKS.

P.S.S.S.S.S DUKE LOST IN THE FIRST ROUND GODDAMN FUCKED UP MY PERFECT BRACKET.

P.S.S.S.S.S.S IF I SAW ONE OF YOU MODS GET MAULED BY A PACK OF STRAY DOGS I WOULD CALL OUT MY DOG TO TAG TEAM ON THE RAPE.

SHOUTOUT TO MY REAL NIGGAS ON THIS SITE YOU MADE IT SOMEWHAT BEARABLE. I AIN'T NAMING ANYONE BECAUSE IF I DO THAT I WILL GET 100 PRIVATE MESSAGES OF "WAAAAAH WHY DIDN'T YOU INCLUDE ME IN YOUR SHOUTOUT" GUESS WHAT NIGGA IF I DIDNT INCLUDE YOU, YOU ARE PROBABLY A FUCK ASS NIGGA WHO SUCKS DICK ON THE LOW SO FUCK OUT MY MENTIONS. THE REAL NIGGAS KNOW THEY ARE I DONT NEED TO SHOUT YOU OUT.

#ADAMLAMBERTAIN'TDOSHIT
#SNEN
#SHORTNIGGASBUTYOURDICKSSHORT
#FREEMYNIGGAEVANKRAMER
#STEAMROLLYOUAREAGODDAMNNERD
#BRIYELLAYOUSHOULDGETTHATBLUEWAFFLECHECKED
#RACISTALERT
#THISISNOTADRILL
#FREESOSA
#IBEFOREEEXCEPTAFTERC
#YOUCAN'TSPELLAPEWITHOUTRAPEINTHEMIDDLE
#IAMDIRTYDAN

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