LNPP from thread 74

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Non-Canon
>Pinkie
"Applejack"
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>Welcome to Not Late Night /pa/ with your host Pinkie Pie! It's during this time that content does matter, but this looks like a job for me, so everypony just follow me! Now for our main guest...APPLEJACK!!!

"Howdy."

>Applejack, what big hooves you have.

"The better to hug you with, sugarcube."

>Applejack...what a big wings you have.

"The better to shade you from the sun with, sugarcube."

>Applejack...what a big horn you have.

"The better to move the spotlight away from you with, sugarcube."

>NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!
Applejack wakes up.

"Huh...that was different."


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Non-Canon
>Pinkie
"Twilight"
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>Welcome to Late Night /pa/ with your host Pinkie Pie! It's during this time that content doesn't matter, and there's no real point! Now for our main guest...TWILGHT!!!

"..."

>Don't make such a frownie face! Are you hungry for some pancakes?

"I'm just not in the mood to-"

>Humor me pleeease? I'm in limbo right now and can't get canon spotlight. At this rate, I'll have to hire a changeling intern to pose as me.

"*sighs*...fine yes I guess I'm a little hungry for so-"

>That's our show for tonight! I need to go because I to wake up a friend-
Twilight wakes up to Pinkie in her face.
>and give her some pancakes!

"...but these are waffles."

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Non-Canon
>Pinkie
"Maud"
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>Welcome to Not Late Night /pa/ with your host Pinkie Pie! It's during this time that content does matter, but I can't contain myself! Now for our main guest...MY SISTER MAUD!!!

"Hello"

>The writer's back! Are you excited that you could be back in action?

"We've done this already."

>Doesn't matter. We might be getting parts again! Hopefully you weren't too bored.

"I kept myself busy."

>GREAT! That's the end of our show, but make sure to watch for our comeback!
Maud wakes up.

"..."
She makes her way to what appears to be a stadium. Then she chisels out a piece and eats it.
CRUNCH CRUNCH CRUNCH

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Non-Canon
>Pinkie
"Spike"
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>Welcome to Sort of Late Night /pa/ with your host Pinkie Pie! It's during this time that content does still matter, but it's getting close to that time where it doesn't! Now for our main guest...SPIKE!!!

"Hi Pinkie."

>Do you know where Caramel San Diego is?

"I'm on the case, but she's slippery. Every time I think I corn-"

>Time

"Not right now."

>You heard him. Hide your kids, hide your husbands. She's out there and you can be next! That's all the time we have.

"Her days are numbered though!"

>Trying looking for Waldo.
Spike wakes up.

"...who's Waldo?"

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Non-Canon
>Pinkie
"Braeburn"
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>Welcome to Sort of Late Night /pa/ with your host Pinkie Pie! It's during this time that content does still matter, but sort of can be close enough! Now for our main guest...BRAEBURN!!!

"Why Howdy Pi-"

>Are you the good at keeping an eye on kids?

"You darn tootin'. In fact-"

>Great, that's our show for tonight!

"But wait, I didn't-"

>Just focus on the great surprise when you wake up!
Braeburn wakes up

"...THE KIDS!"

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Non-Canon
>Pinkie
"Cadence"
'DT'
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>Welcome to Not Late Night /pa/ with your host Pinkie Pie! It's during this time that content does matter, but Blah! Join the Pink Pony Club as we discuss things on our show...THE PERSPECTIVE!!!
Crowd cheers.

"I'm the pretty one. <3"

'I'm the grumpy one.'

>And I'm the crazy one! So what's the news today?

"I...haven't done much lately actually."

>ME TOO!

"I don't think I need to do anything though. Everything's fixed."

>Oooh no...we'll come back to you. How about you, DT?

'I got my friend into my club, an asshole pirate is trying to join us, and I got a sweet drink from an influential pony.'

>...From Pennydrop?

'How did you know?'

>Yikes...uh. She's a bad influence for you. You shouldn't trust her.

'Why? She's done nothing wrong.'

>Hmmm...both of you aren't exactly in a good place right now. I wish I could help you both right now, but I'm being held up in the canon universe. If only there was a way for me to influence the canon world from here.

"Canon world? I thought this was a dream show."

>Thing is while I'll remember what happens here, you two won't...then again...it's a long shot, but hey let's try it! Cut the camera! Are we off the brain waves? Great. I'm going to perform...an inception!
http://inception.davepedu.com/

'What?'

>We're running out of time. Let's plant those ideas! DT, it's easier to get what you want when you're nice to them.
Pinkie smacks her on the forehead and she disappears.
>Your's is a little more complicated, but Cadence, Chrysalis and AJ aren't in a good relationship. You should play matchmaker and repair it.

"Wait, not the face!"

>Sorry, I already established it.
Smacks Cadence on the forehead and she disappears.

>...it gets lonely here sometimes.
Discord pops in.

{Ohoho, what's this? Are you so starved for spotlight that you'll resort to non-canons to influence the canon world? This isn't going to work you know. Non-canon is non-canon.}

Pinkie smiles
>Even if it does absolutely nothing, I'm satisfied that I tried.