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- "So the reason for me and Anon breaking up was that he couldn't handle me becoming more awesome by being a wonderbolt."
- >Your friends console you.
- >"Dash I'm so sorry to hear that." Twilight would say.
- "Eh, it's whatever. He took it well."
- >"Are you sure your alright? Dating Anon must be pretty interesting." Fluttershy says while sipping on her tea.
- "What do you mean?"
- >All eyes are on Fluttershy.
- >"W-well, he i-is from a different planet and isn't even the same species."
- "What exactly are you getting at?"
- >Fluttershy is met with a deep red across her face.
- >"W-well, I've been wondering. What's the sex like?"
- >The other mares around you blush and snicker.
- >You always got nervous when they started talking about sex.
- >Truth be told, you've never had it.
- >It's not that you don't want to. It's just no one is as awesome as you, so you don't feel they're worthy.
- >"What about it Rainbow? Do you have any raunchy stories of you and Anon to share with us?" Rarity asks.
- >'Oh no.'
- "Uhhh...of course!"
- >"Oh please do tell."
- >'SHIT!'
- "Well... it's pretty crazy stuff."
- >They lean in closer.
- "Like that one time we uhhh weeee."
- >Look around the room for any type of help.
- >You spot a flower in a pot resting on the counter of the register.
- "Like this on time Anon dressed up as a flower and berried his lower half and said 'The only way for my to fully grow is to shower me with your juices.'"
- >'Nailed it.'
- >The other mares look at you as if you'd just hit a child.
- >"Ahem well... do ya have any other stories?" AppleJack asks, breaking the awkward silence.
- >'Fuck! They want more?'
- "S-sure!"
- "This one time he was uhhhh.... mowing the lawn and he had a riding mower, right?"
- >All the girls nod whilst giving you quizzical stares.
- "S-so he had my sit on his u-um penis while the mower vibrated and it was uhhh 20% uhhh more cumirific and stuff..."
- >"Thats...."
- >Your blood freezes, they know you're lying.
- >"That's actually pretty hot." Pinkie says.
- >Give a sigh of relief.
- >"Any other stories?"
- >'They want more?'
- >Whatever you're getting good at this.
- "This one time, Anon put an orange between my ass cheeks and squeezed them together to make orange juice... and then he drank it."
- >The red hue returns to the faces of your friends.
- >"O-oh my. Was his u-umm down there big?" Fluttershy mutters
- "Pshh oh yeah it was like super big and would get as hard as like a uhhh penis does when it's having sex..."
- >Fluttershy then looks down and begins to snicker, along with the rest of the mares.
- "W-what's so funny?"
- >"Rainbow, are you telling the truth?" Twilight asks.
- "Y-yeah!"
- >"Dashie it's okay if you're a virgin. We won't see you any differently."
- "I just told you all the things me and Anon did."
- >"Yeah, but they were so ridiculous." Rarity chimes in.
- >"Ah mean c'mon, uh flower pftttt." AppleJack says while her sides enter orbit at the end.
- >The other mares join in.
- >'They're laughing at you!'
- >Look around the table to see your friends in tears from laughing so hard at your ridiculous stories.
- >You hate this.
- "I'LL SHOW YOU!" You yell as you fly away from the table.
- "I'll just go to Anon's and fuck him. Then they won't laugh at me!"
- >Speed your way to Anon's house.
- >Take no time to knock and burst down the human's door.
- >He stands there, looking disappointed at the scene he's witnessed.
- >"Damn it. I just got that door too."
- "ANON!"
- >Tackle him to the ground.
- >"Ugh, what is it Dash?"
- "I need you to fuck me."
- >There's a moment of silence.
- >"U WOT M8"
- "I told the girls that we used to date and all the crazy sex we had so they wouldn't find out I'm a virgin."
- >"You're a virgin?"
- "That's not important. What is important is that you need to put this flower suit on and bury half your body so I can shower you in my love juice for you to grow!"
- >"And that's where we stop for today."
- >He pushes you off him.
- "Anon please, I need this!"
- >"I don't do ponies rainbow. Kinda my motto, it says it on the door you just fucked up."
- >Look down to the door.
- >It reads; 'Welcome to Anon's house, I don't "do" ponies.'
- "Can't you make an exception Anon? I can't face my friends like this."
- >"Dash I'm sure your friends don't care if you're a virgin."
- "They laughed at me."
- >"Why didn't you just lie?"
- "I tried!"
- >Tell Anon every story you told your friends.
- >He sits on a stool taking it all in.
- "And that's what I told them." You finish.
- >"Mhmmm, yep you're retarded."
- >He gets up to walk away.
- >Block his path.
- "PLEASE!"
- >"No, get outta my way!"
- >The human easily pushes you out of the way.
- >Once more you tackle him.
- >"RAINBOW GET OFF M-."
- >Cut him off with a kiss.
- >At first he fights it, but slowly he relaxes and let's you kiss him.
- >Break the kiss.
- "Now..."
- >Pull out an orange.
- "Put this between my ass cheeks and get your video camera. I have something to prove."
- >2 hours later.
- >You and Anon sit on the riding mower.
- >Hold up the camera.
- "Time to name this bad boy."
- >After 30 minutes of brainstorming you now have the finished product.
- >'The World's Best Lover, Rainbow Dash and Anon's Super Sexy Sex Tapeβ’.'
- >Wait til your friends watch this.
- __________________________________
- >3 hours later, at Twilight's house.
- __________________________________
- >You and the other girls watch the video.
- >"Oh Rainbow, shower me with more of your love water so I can grow and fuck you with my bottom half." Anon says as a potted lilac, clearly reciting lines, horribly.
- "Okay Anon, here you go!"
- >Shower him in a bottle with the word water crossed out and replaced with 'Love Juice'.
- >Anon escapes from the dirt.
- >"No we can h-have sux?"
- "It says sex idiot!"
- >"Well your damn 3rd grade writing abilities make it look like sux."
- "Whatever, just keep going."
- >Anon pick up Dash and starts to poke her butt.
- "Oh ah ohh that feels oh sooo good." You exaggerate the lines.
- >Anon stops 20 seconds in.
- >"Man that was good lovin'."
- "Yep, you betch ya!"
- >Bro-hoof Anon.
- >The credits roll.
- >They're not really credit, they're just you flipping pieces of paper saying who was involved.
- >Only you were listed in the credits, not even Anon.
- >Turn off the video and give your friends a shit eating grin.
- "So what'd ya think. Pretty sexy, huh?"
- >Your friends hold back their laughter.
- >"Rainbow, do you know what sex is?" Twilight asks through snorts of laughter.
- >Cross your hooves and bring out your knowledge face.
- "Yep. It's how babies are made."
- >Fucking boom.
- >"And how are babies made?"
- "Your lover pokes your butt for a minute and that's a signal for the stork to bring you a baby."
- >Your friends burst out in laughter.
- "W-what?"
- >"That's not it you fucking idiot." Fluttershy says while hollering in laughter.
- >The group stops laughing and turns to Fluttershy.
- >"Jeez Fluttershy calm down." Pinkie says.
- "Yeah, have you even had sex?"
- >Fluttershy grows a large grin.
- >Slowly, she floats over to the DVD player and puts in a disc, never breaking eye contact from the other mares.
- >Watch in horror as a tied up Anon begs Fluttershy to let him go.
- >At the end of the movie, the title appears:
- >'Fucking Fluttershy.'
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