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Putting Your Hoof Down (Now with Anon)

Feb 22nd, 2013
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  1. >Assertive day in Equestria
  2. >You are Anon and life sucks donkey dick
  3. >You currently live with your technicolored pony rapist
  4. >Because none of the town thinks it would be a good idea to make you a house
  5. >Apparently even though you are a sentient being, you are still considered an animal
  6. >And the friends you have made here don't have any say in what the mayor does
  7. >You sit up in the morning and slip out of bed with Fluttershy attached to your chest
  8. >It started off as snuggling, which was fine, but escalated to her dry humping various parts of you as you sleep
  9. >Every day is a gift alright...
  10. >Placing the doorknob between her and you, you pry her off of you and she hits the ground
  11. >She instantly jumps awake
  12. >Fs: "Did...did we do it?"
  13. Nope.
  14. >Walk over to the bathroom and complete your morning routine of shaving, shitting, and fapping while you shower
  15. >You dry off and put on some clothes when the only reason its okay to have Fluttershy as a roommate hits your nostrils
  16. >Breakfast
  17. >You run down the stairs and jump into a seat, startling her
  18. >Fs: "I made you some pancakes sweetie."
  19. Thanks! And don't call me that.
  20. >Fs: "Aw honeyberries Anon! Why can't you just accept that we're made for each other?"
  21. >You have already torn into your pancakes so you just shrug in response
  22. >She gets up and grabs a box of animal food
  23. >Then she trots outside
  24. >She can be cute sometimes
  25. >Maybe you'd actually consider dating her if she wasn't so creepy
  26. >You watch as she calls over the animals and feeds them
  27. >A loud repeating thumping noise catches your attention
  28. >Turning to your right you see Angel with a pissed look on his face
  29. Sup?
  30. >He eyes your pancakes
  31. >Why not he seems like a cool bro
  32. >You hand him a pancake but instead of grabbing it he just nibbles on it from your hand
  33. >Fluttershy comes back inside
  34. >Fs: "Aw how cute! Anon's feeding Angel!"
  35. >She flies upstairs and then comes back with a camera
  36. Wait no!
  37. >You put your arm up to block your syrup smeared face
  38. >She snaps the picture of Angel licking your fingers while you are protecting yourself from the camera
  39. >Fs: "Wait till the girls see this!"
  40. >She trots back upstairs
  41. >Angel stops licking
  42. You dick.
  43. >He moves his mouth and head like he's laughing
  44. >Then stops and stares at you with the most serious face you have ever seen
  45. >You smile because that was kinda funny
  46. >He hops away
  47. >Fluttershy trots back
  48. >Fs: "Wanna head out with me? Got some errands to run."
  49. >Not like you do anything here anyways
  50. Sure.
  51. >She squees in delight as you stand up and walk to her
  52. Don't be weird like last time.
  53. >Fs: "What do you mean Anon?"
  54. Don't point to every individual thing in the market and ask me if that's my fetish.
  55. >She blushes and hides behind her mane
  56. >You walk out the door and across her tiny bridge
  57. >Fs: "Oh...that. Y-yeah sorry. But what if one of those celery stalks WAS your fetish? How would I have known unless I tried?"
  58. You have a point. But that's still the wrong way of doing it. You didn't have to embarass me in front of all those ponies.
  59. >Her eyes shrink to pinpricks
  60. >Fs: "Th-there w-w-were a l-lot of p-ponies there?!"
  61. >Haha you hit a string
  62. >Might as well play it
  63. Yeah and they were gasping and looking over at us saying things...
  64. >Her breathing increases rapidly
  65. >Fs: "Wh-what w-w-were they s-saying?"
  66. Oh you know stuff like "Is that the one that lives alone with her animals? What a freak!"
  67. >Fluttershy takes off running and crying
  68. >Shit you dun fucked up now
  69. >You run after her into the forest
  70. >She trips and hits her face on a tree
  71. >You sit down next to her and help her up
  72. >She leans against you, her teary and sappy face sticking to your shirt
  73. >And this was a new shirt too...damn
  74. >She cries on you for a while
  75. >All you can do is stroke her
  76. >It relaxes her
  77. Fluttershy I was only joking...
  78. >She punches you in the side
  79. >Fs: "You meanie! That wasn't funny!"
  80. I'm sorry Fluttershy. We should go back home and get you cleaned up.
  81. >She sniffs and you carry her back
  82. >She's really soft
  83. >You walk through the doorway and carry her upstairs
  84. >Then you start the bath and set her in it
  85. >Fs: "Um...Anon?"
  86. Yeah?
  87. >Fs: "I can do this part by myself..."
  88. >You realize that you have the bar of soap in your hand
  89. Oh right...sorry.
  90. >You put it on the side of the tub and stand up to leave
  91. >Fs: "Wait!"
  92. Yeah?
  93. >Fs: "Can you um...stay here?"
  94. Why?
  95. >Fs: "I don't know...I just like having somepony...to you know...talk to."
  96. >Right
  97. >She doesn't get many visitors
  98. >Must get lonely
  99. Okay I guess.
  100. >You put down the toilet seat and sit on it
  101. >She stretches out her wings and grabs the soap with her hooves somehow
  102. >Then she rubs her left wing and moans slightly
  103. Hey um...how does that feel?
  104. >She blushes
  105. >Fs: "Um...well I really cant explain it...it helps me relax though...like getting a massage at the spa."
  106. Oh so like relieving pressure type thing?
  107. >Fs: "Well yes but a little better feeling than that."
  108. Okay. I was just wondering because you moaned when you touched your wing.
  109. >Fs: "Yeah..."
  110. >It is silent for a while as she cleans her body and rinses
  111. You wanted me to stay so you would have someone to talk to...yet you don't talk.
  112. >Fs: "Anon...what's it like to have a penis?"
  113. >Wait what
  114. Wait what? Where did that come from?
  115. >Fs: "O-oh sorry...if that makes you feel uncomfortable to talk about we don't have to."
  116. Yeah let's not.
  117. >She finishes cleaning herself and steps out of the tub
  118. >You pull the plug in it and then grab a towel
  119. >She shakes the water off, spraying it everywhere
  120. AAAH FLUTTERSHY!
  121. >She giggles as she poofs out like a cotton ball
  122. >You groan and wrap the towel around her
  123. >Then you open the bathroom door and walk out to change your sappy, dried tear and mucus covered, soaking shirt
  124. >You throw it to the pile Fluttershy told you to and grab another
  125. >You slip it over your head and see Fluttershy with the towel holding up her hair
  126. >She looks really damn cute
  127. >Fs: "Do you know what time it is Anon?"
  128. Uh...no. Why?
  129. >Fs: "I always feed the animals at noon."
  130. Oh okay.
  131. >She trots downstairs and you hear a loud gasp
  132. >You go downstairs and see her grab a little box of food
  133. >Fs: "LUNCH TIME!"
  134. >Little animals and such come flying or scurrying into the house
  135. >This would be completely disgusting if it were happening back home
  136. >Fs: "Who's hungry?"
  137. >She begins pouring it into the middle of the room in a big pile
  138. >Fs: "Plenty for everyp0ny."
  139. >A squirrel falls on her head and into the pile
  140. >She smiles and flutters up
  141. >A bunny gets smacked from the pile
  142. >You contain your laughter
  143. >Fs: "Slow down sweetie."
  144. >All the animals stop eating and give her a "You fucking serious?" look
  145. >Then they continue
  146. >A mouse jumps at the box in her hands and pours a ton into his mouth, filling him up like a balloon
  147. >Fluttershy swoops over and takes it from him, giggling like a school girl
  148. >A repetitive thumping noise catches your and Fluttershy's attention
  149. >Angel stomps his foot next to a bowl
  150. >She flies over and pours him some
  151. >Fs: "Here you go Angel Bunny..."
  152. >He jumps up and stomps on the side of the bowl, sending it flying up into the air and landing on her head
  153. >You burst into laughter on the stairs but Shy ignores you
  154. >She takes the bowl off her head and shakes away the food in her hair
  155. >Angel continues stomping
  156. >Fs: "Okay Mr. PickyPants, you win."
  157. >She flies over to a bowl that has salad in it and gives it to him
  158. >Fs: "Carrots, lettuce, and apples yum yum yum!"
  159. >He grabs the bowl and throws it across the room
  160. >Fs: "What? But-"
  161. >He grabs a piece of the food that dropped on the floor and touches it to his lips
  162. >His face goes green and he falls over putting a flower on his chest
  163. >You chuckle
  164. >Do these things happen every day?
  165. >Fs: "Well then, what WILL you eat?"
  166. >He zooms off and brings back a book
  167. >He points to a salad sundae thing with a cherry on the top
  168. >Fs: "I'm not sure I can even make that..."
  169. >He slaps the picture in the book again
  170. >Fs: "Well...I don't want you to starve..."
  171. >As if missing one meal would actually kill him...
  172. >She approaches him and holds up some lettuce
  173. >Fs: "Oh, are you sure I can't tempt you with a nice crispy piece of-"
  174. >Angel smacks it from her hand, slaps her across the cheek, and shoves the book in her face
  175. HAHAHAHAHA!
  176. >She sighs
  177. >Fs: "I'll make your special recipe..."
  178. >You walk fully down the stairs
  179. >Fs: "Anon will you go with me to the market so we can get Angel Bunny his lunch?"
  180. I guess.
  181. >Fs: "Thank you so much! Okay we're leaving Angel, we'll be right back to make your food."
  182. >She grabs a saddlebag and walks out
  183. >Angel nods and closes the door behind you
  184. >You start walking
  185. So Fluttershy, why do you let Angel boss you around like that?
  186. >Fs: "What do you mean?"
  187. He slapped you in the face Shy.
  188. >Fs: "I should have listened..."
  189. Really? That doesn't make any sense Shy. You shouldn't be such a pushover.
  190. >Fs: "M-me? A pushover?"
  191. Ya kinda are.
  192. >Fs: "Oh. Sorry."
  193. See like that! Don't you want to retaliate or something?
  194. >Fs: "Oh no I wouldn't want to hurt you Anon. Unless maybe-"
  195. Pain is NOT my fetish.
  196. >She blushes and lets out a tiny eep
  197. >The town is in view now
  198. Hey Shy.
  199. >She looks up at you
  200. >Her hair falls on her face and she blows it away
  201. >You smile because that was kinda cute
  202. What are we getting from the market?
  203. >She opens her saddlebag with a wing and hoofs you a paper
  204. >It has a picture of a radish, a carrot, broccoli, asparagus, and a tomato
  205. Huh...okay.
  206. >You reach the market
  207. >Fs: "Can you get the first three things please?"
  208. >She holds out 8 bits to you
  209. Sure.
  210. >You grab them and walk to the radish stand with the brown pony
  211. I'd like a radish please.
  212. >"No shit..."
  213. >She gives you one and you put down two bits
  214. >"AHEM."
  215. What?
  216. >She points to the sign
  217. >It says three bits for a radish
  218. THREE BITS FOR A DAMN RADISH?!
  219. >She nods
  220. I'm not paying three. You get two or none.
  221. >She huffs
  222. >"Fine."
  223. >You walk away
  224. What a bitch.
  225. >You walk up to the carrot stand
  226. >They really have a stand for everything don't they?
  227. Hello I would like a carrot please.
  228. >You look at the sign
  229. >It says one bit for one carrot
  230. >That's a reasonable price
  231. >"Sure! Here you are!"
  232. >She slides a carrot to you and you put a bit down
  233. Thank you very much.
  234. >"No thank you!"
  235. >You walk away with a smile
  236. >These ponies are pretty nice
  237. >You walk to the broccoli stand
  238. >Seriously couldn't they have names or something?
  239. I would like one broccoli please.
  240. >The pony points to the sign
  241. >It says four bits for one broccoli
  242. Okay that's a little over priced don't you think?
  243. >"Yet nopony complains about the Apple Family's stand selling apples for ten bits a pop..."
  244. >She sighs and flips the sign around and it says two bits for one broccoli
  245. Sorry ma'am. Didn't mean to upset you.
  246. >She sighs
  247. >You put down four bits
  248. >"Thank you..."
  249. >You pick up the broccoli and walk to Fluttershy who is having a conversation with Pinkie and Rarity in front of the asparagus stand
  250. >Pp: "Hi Nonnonons!"
  251. >R: "Yes hello Anonymous. We were just explaining to Fluttershy how she shouldn't be such a doormat."
  252. >Fs: "A doormat?"
  253. >R: "A pushover darling! You've got to stand up for yourself! Promise us."
  254. >Fs: "Okay, I promise."
  255. >She walks over to the stand and before she can get to the last asparagus, some pony walks past and buys it
  256. >Fs: "Oh that's okay I don't mind."
  257. Hold up Fluttershy. Watch and learn.
  258. >You walk up to the nerdy pony that just cut in line
  259. Hey you.
  260. >"Who me?"
  261. >He turns and sees you
  262. >"What do you want you big ape?"
  263. >...
  264. >Does this faggot really want to get his shit smacked?
  265. You just cut in front of my friend, Fluttershy.
  266. >You step aside and point to her
  267. >She hides behind her mane
  268. Now how about you go give the lady what's hers.
  269. >He puts his chin up to you
  270. >"No."
  271. Actually I wasn't asking.
  272. >You grab him by the tail and throw him back to the stand
  273. >Then he stands up and looks at you
  274. >He looks at Fluttershy
  275. >"sorrymissdidn'tseeyouthere."
  276. >He gives her his asparagus and hauls ass
  277. >R: "Well that's not exactly what I had in mind but I suppose it works."
  278. >Fs: "Thank you Anon!"
  279. >She hugs you
  280. Ah whatever.
  281. >Pp: "Whatever? That was super cool of you getting back Fluttershy's asparagus like that!"
  282. Sure. Okay what's next?
  283. >Fs: "I need tomatoes."
  284. >You all walk to the tomato stand
  285. >Fluttershy walks up and slides three into her bag with her wing
  286. >Then she puts a bit down and walks back toward you
  287. >"Ahem that'll be two bits, not one."
  288. >Not this shit again
  289. >Fluttershy turns
  290. >Fs: "Oh but last week it was only one bit-"
  291. >"That was then, this is now."
  292. >Fucking bitch
  293. >Fs: "Okay..."
  294. >She puts another bit down
  295. >Fs: "I don't want to argue about it..."
  296. >Pinkie gets up in her face
  297. >Pp: "What do you think you're doing?"
  298. >"Minding my own business maybe you should try it."
  299. >Pp: "Two bits for tomatoes is outrageous."
  300. >She slides a bit back
  301. >Pp: "One bit is the right price!"
  302. >The pony slides the bit back to herself
  303. >"I say it's two bits."
  304. >Pinkie slides it back
  305. >Pp: "One bit."
  306. >She points to a sign that shows two bits=three tomatoes: "Two bits!"
  307. >Pinkie holds up a sign that shows one bit=three tomatoes: "One bit!"
  308. >She slides it back to herself: "Two bits!"
  309. >Pinkie stomps on the table sending the bit flying to her: "One bit!"
  310. >The other pony stomps too sending the bit flying back: "Two bits!"
  311. >Pinkie slides the bit around the other bit: "Two bits!"
  312. >The other pony slides the bit away from herself: "One bit!"
  313. >Pp: "Two bits!"
  314. >"One bit!"
  315. >Pinkie slides the bit forward to her, lays her head on the table, and stares at her
  316. >Pp: "I insist it's two bits or nothing!"
  317. >The other pony looks down at her
  318. >"One bit and that's my final offer!"
  319. >Pinkie springs back up and grabs the bit
  320. >Pp: "Have it your way one bit it is!"
  321. >She runs back to you guys and you walk away while the pony stares in confusion
  322. That was hilarious Pinkie!
  323. >She looks at Fluttershy as you walk
  324. >Pp: "See? Asserting yourself can be fun!"
  325. >Fs: "I guess you're right."
  326. >R: "So Fluttershy, do you feel like giving it a try?"
  327. >She looks at you
  328. >You nod
  329. >Fs: "Um...okay."
  330. >Her eyes shrink down and she flies up
  331. >Fs: "I need that cherry!"
  332. >She zooms over to the stand
  333. >Fs: "Boy am I glad you have one cherry left. You see I'm making this special meal for my bunny Angel, he's a very picky eater, and the recipe calls for a cherry on top!"
  334. >She pulls a bit out and puts it on the stand
  335. >Fs: "Here you go!"
  336. >"Sooo, you say you need this cherry very badly?"
  337. Shit. Always...
  338. >Fs: "Oh yes! I'm desparate for it!"
  339. >"Then it'll be ten bits!"
  340. >Fs: "Ten?!"
  341. >She turns around to the three of you
  342. >Rarity waves her to do something, Pinkie nods, and you just watch him angrily
  343. >Fucking greedy assholes...
  344. >Fluttershy thinks for a second
  345. >Then she puts on a mean face
  346. >Fs: "Hey mister! You better give me that cherry for only one bit or else I'll be really frustrated!"
  347. >She does a little growl for effect
  348. >You facepalm so damn hard
  349. >He looks right at her
  350. >"Ten bits for the cherry."
  351. >She looks back
  352. >Then turns around
  353. >Fs: "Ten bits for one cherry is outrageous."
  354. >So far so good...
  355. >Fs: "I insist on paying you...eleven bits!"
  356. >Facepalm 2X
  357. >"Eleven bits?"
  358. >Fs: "Um I mean, nine bits!"
  359. >You and Rarity look at each other as Pinkie digs into the ground and puts her face in it
  360. >"Now wait a minute-"
  361. >Fs: "Okay, twelve bits and that's my final offer!"
  362. >"I think you're confused."
  363. >Fs: "Twelve bits, take it or leave it!"
  364. >"Okay I'll take it."
  365. >She swings up a pouch of bits
  366. Enough of this!
  367. >You grab Fluttershy and start walking while Rarity magics the bit and her sack of bits
  368. >Pp: "Don't give him your money! One cherry is not worth twelve bits!"
  369. >Fs: "But, I was only doing what you did."
  370. >R: "It was a valiant effort, but you should refuse to give him your business and just walk away."
  371. >You stop and put her down
  372. >Fs: "But, I can't let Angel starve! He won't eat it unless I make it just right! I need that cherry no matter what it costs!"
  373. >She flies back over there
  374. >"In that case, twenty bits!"
  375. >She stops flying
  376. >Fs: "Twenty?! Oh but...I don't have that much."
  377. >"Then why are you wasting my time?"
  378. >Another pony walks by and drops 2 bits and grabs the cherry
  379. >"I'll give you two bits for that cherry."
  380. >"Sold! Ah tough break kid. Next time don't be such a doormat."
  381. >Fluttershy's ears flatten and she walks away
  382. >You run up to her
  383. Hey relax Shy! You still got everything else! Maybe he won't notice there's no cherry!
  384. >She sighs
  385. >Fs: "I hope so..."
  386. >You walk with her back to her house and lay on the couch as she makes it
  387. >She finishes and you look at it
  388. >Looks just like the one on the picture
  389. >Minus the cherry
  390. >She calls Angel to the table
  391. >He puts on a red and white thing around his neck as she puts it next to him
  392. >Fs: "Tadaa! Here you go Angel!"
  393. >He is about to eat up
  394. >Fs: "Sorry there's no cherry on top but the rest of it is exactly how you wanted!"
  395. Fluttershy...really?
  396. >He pulls out the book and looks at it and back to the one she made
  397. >Then he throws it out the open door and Fluttershy chases after it
  398. HEY! THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOU ARE?!
  399. >You pick up the spoiled brat and stare at him
  400. >He makes weird gestures and sticks his finger up at you
  401. >You drop him when you hear Fluttershy's voice
  402. >Fs: "As Celestia as my witness, I'm never gonna be a pushover again!"
  403. >You walk over to the door and see her with the mail
  404. What Shy?
  405. >Fs: "Oh um nothing."
  406. Okay then...
  407. >The rest of the day nothing but sitting on the couch happens
  408. >You sluggishly go upstairs and lay in bed next to Shy
  409. >You fall asleep
  410.  
  411. --A few days later--
  412.  
  413. >Day too assertive in Equestria
  414. >You wake up and stretch out
  415. >Something feels different
  416. >There isn't a Shy attached to you
  417. >You sit up and look out the window
  418. >The sun is at the top of the sky
  419. She didn't even wake me up?
  420. >You walk downstairs after doing your routine in the bathroom
  421. >Fs: "Hey Anon. How did you sleep?"
  422. >She says to you looking at a mirror
  423. Uh good I guess?
  424. >Fs: "Good, I want you to do something."
  425. Depends. Does it involve me having sex with you?
  426. >Fs: "Unless you want it to, no."
  427. I don't. Okay what is it?
  428. >Fs: "Go to Rarity's and drop off some cat food for Opalescence."
  429. Who?
  430. >Fs: "Rarity's cat."
  431. Okay. Where is it?
  432. >Fs: "The box is in the kitchen, you can't miss it."
  433. >You walk into the kitchen and see a box on the table with a huge cat face on it
  434. Can't miss this alright...
  435. >You pick it up and head out the door past Fluttershy
  436. See ya later Shy.
  437. >A full hour of walking later, you arrive at Carousel Boutique
  438. Damn why does Shy live so far away...
  439. >You knock on her door and it opens
  440. >Sweetie Belle stands there looking up at you
  441. >"Hi Anon! Rarity's back there!"
  442. >She points a hoof back and you walk inside
  443. >She shuts the door as she exits
  444. Hey Rarity?
  445. >She looks up from sorting jewels
  446. >R: "Oh hello Anonymous. What brings you here?"
  447. Fluttershy told me to bring this cat food to you.
  448. >R: "Oh yes that. Please just put it on the couch, I'll get it later."
  449. >You put it down and then sit on the couch
  450. >You need this after an hour of nonstop walking
  451. >R: "Anonymous can you help me with this?"
  452. >So much for that...
  453. With what?
  454. >R: "Just putting the red ones in the red chest and the blue ones in the blue chest. Simple but tedious."
  455. >You stand and walk over to her
  456. >There is a giant pile of red and blue gems
  457. Great.
  458. >After fuck knows how long, you finally finish sorting them
  459. >R: "Thank you Anonymous, your help will not go unnoticed. Come lets go to SugarCube Corner, it's all on me."
  460. Awesome!
  461. >You walk to the door and open it for her
  462. >R: "Such a gentlecolt!"
  463. >You bow as she walks through the doorway and then you shut the door
  464. >While walking with her she asks you
  465. >R: "So how is Fluttershy?"
  466. She seemed to be fine after Angel threw his bitchy fit.
  467. >R: "That's good. Anonymous why do you cuss so often?"
  468. Because...hmm...I guess I don't know.
  469. >R: "It isn't polite...you could have said 'hissy fit' instead of bringing the B word in."
  470. I know...sorry Rarity.
  471. >R: "You don't have to apologize to me, I'm just trying to help."
  472. >You reach SugarCube Corner and walk in
  473. >InstaPoofofPinkie in your face
  474. >Pp: "HIYA NONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNZ!"
  475. >Rarity shakes her head and continues walking
  476. Hey.
  477. >Pp: "Is Fluttershy okay?"
  478. She looked fine after Angel threw his um...hissy fit.
  479. >Rarity smiles at you and nods
  480. >Pp: "Oh that's good! So what can I do you for?"
  481. >She walks you to the counter and shoves a menu in your face
  482. >Pp: "WHATCHA want?!"
  483. I'll take a banana muffin with a chocolate milk please.
  484. >Rarity puts bits out for you
  485. Thanks.
  486. >R: "You already thanked me by helping me earlier."
  487. >Pinkie zips away and comes back with your stuff
  488. >When you turn around the place is packed and all the seats are taken
  489. Dam-uhh darn.
  490. >Rarity smiles again
  491. >Pp: "It's okay Nonny Boy! You can eat here at the counter!"
  492. Thank you Pinkie.
  493. >You sit on a stool at the counter facing the long line that suddenly appeared
  494. >Fluttershy comes in
  495. Hey look you guys it's Shy!
  496. >Somepony steps in front of her
  497. >You are about to stand when Rarity puts a hoof on your shoulder
  498. >You watch as Fluttershy gets pissed
  499. >Fs: "What do you think you're doing?! Didn't you see me?!"
  500. Woah.
  501. >"Um I guess maybe."
  502. >Fs: "Maybe? Maybe's are for babies!"
  503. >She spins the mare around and gets in her face
  504. >Fs: "Now go to the back of the line where you belong!"
  505. >She runs out and gets behind Shy
  506. Where did she learn that?
  507. >Rarity shushes you
  508. >Then all the other ponies look back
  509. >They move back and let her go first
  510. >Pp: "Heeey, look at you!"
  511. >R: "Oh, your attitude is so feisty! It's fabulous!"
  512. >Pp: "Looks like that monster's workshop really paid off!"
  513. >Fs: "Iron Will isn't a monster, he's a Minotaur. He's a true inspiration, his techniques really work!"
  514. Wait what are you guys talking about?
  515. >Pp: "Ya know Iron Will the one Fluttershy got lessons on being tough from?"
  516. When did this happen?!
  517. >R: "Pay attention next time darling."
  518. What?
  519. >They go back to ignoring you
  520. >R: "We'll they've certainly made a difference in the way you carry yourself. You truly are a whole new Fluttershy!"
  521. >Fs: "Yes I am! And new Fluttershy feels pretty stoked about new Fluttershy."
  522. >Pp: "Well old Pinkie Pie feels really proud of new Fluttershy! Proud as pink punch!"
  523. >She pulls a bowl of pink punch out from under the counter
  524. >Pp: "Want some?"
  525. >Then she starts laughing
  526. >She falls over laughing and Fluttershy starts to look mad
  527. >Fs: "You laugh at me, I wrath at you."
  528. >She pushes the bowl off the counter and it splashes punch on Pinkie
  529. >Rarity looks down at Pinkie and then up at Fluttershy
  530. >You look away from Rarity and then at Pinkie
  531. >Pinkie looks up at Rarity and then to you
  532. >Fluttershy looks at all of you and walks away
  533. >Fs: "Bye!"
  534. >You three follow her to the door and watch as the once lined up ponies disperse before she reaches them
  535. >Fs: "Oh what a day!"
  536. >She flutters off the stairs
  537. >Fs: "Taxi!"
  538. >The carriage comes up but another pony jumps in
  539. He's fucked.
  540. >Rarity frowns at you
  541. Sorry.
  542. >Fs: "Oh no you don't! Cut in line, I'll take what's mine!"
  543. >She jumps into the carriage and beats the fuck out of the other pony
  544. >She throws him out
  545. >Fs: "Nopony bosses new Fluttershy around! NOPONY!"
  546. >The taxi carriage driver takes off afraid she'll fuck him up
  547. >Pp: "Old Pinkie Pie's not so sure new Fluttershy's a good idea after all..."
  548. >R: "Old Rarity agrees."
  549. Why are you talking in the third person?
  550. >They look back at you dunking your banana muffin in your chocolate milk
  551. What?
  552. >That shit is so damn delicious
  553. >After a long discussion explaining that she was taking lessons with Iron Will that day, you walk with them to her cottage
  554. Okay so wait. He's a Minotaur?
  555. >Pinkie groans
  556. >Pp: "YES! FOR THE SIXTEENTH TIME YES!"
  557. Okay that's just hard for me to believe.
  558. >The three of you walk up a hill and see her with a pony wearing flower clothing
  559. >Fs: "You make me lose, I BLOW MY FUSE!"
  560. >She grabs him by the camera strapped around his neck and swings him around to a big pile of hay
  561. >The three of you approach
  562. >R: "Fluttershy! What are you doing? That's no way to behave!"
  563. >Fs: "Didn't you see what he did to new Fluttershy? And he thought new Fluttershy was a pushover!"
  564. >R: "No sweetie he didn't, we saw the whole thing. We think you've taken your assertiveness training a little too far."
  565. >Fluttershy is now flying above you staring down at you
  566. >Fs: "What? You just want new Fluttershy to be a doormat like old Fluttershy! But old Fluttershy is GONE!"
  567. >Pp: "New Fluttershy?? Old Fluttershy??"
  568. >R: "What happened to nice Fluttershy? We want that Fluttershy back."
  569. >Fs: "No! You want wimp Fluttershy, you want pushover Fluttershy, you want do anything to her and she won't complain Fluttershy!"
  570. WHY ARE YOU TALKING IN THE THIRD PERSON?!
  571. >She flies up in your face
  572. >Fs: "What's wrong? Things getting to complictated for your simple monkey brain Anon?"
  573. >She puts a hoof in your face and pushes you over
  574. >R: "Now stop right there! Let's not let things descend into petty insults!"
  575. Yeah bitch.
  576. >Rarity shakes her head
  577. >Fluttershy crosses her legs and smirks
  578. >Fs: "Why not? I thought petty was what you're all about Rarity! With your petty concerns about fashion!"
  579. >Rarity gasps and turns away from her
  580. >Pinkie jumps up
  581. >Pp: "Hey leave her alone! Fashion is her passion!"
  582. >Really? Rhyming at a time like this?
  583. >Fs: "Oh and what are you passionate about? Birthday cake? Party hats?"
  584. >Pinkie slumps down
  585. >Fs: "I can't believe that the two most frivolous ponies in Ponyville are trying to tell new Fluttershy how to live her life, when they are throwing their own lives away on pointless pursuits that nopony else gives a flying feather about!"
  586. >The girls are teared up now and huddling together
  587. >Pp: "Looks like nasty Fluttershy is here to stay..."
  588. >R: "I can't believe what that monster Iron Will has done to you!"
  589. >They run away crying, leaving you with a pissed Fluttershy
  590. >Fs: "Iron Will's not a monster, HE'S A MINOTAUR!"
  591. Enough of this!
  592. >You stand up and grab her by the leg
  593. >You throw her to the ground and get on top of her
  594. >Fs: "What are you doing Anon?!"
  595. >You stare at her
  596. >Her eyes slowly become less and less angry
  597. >She can't battle the stare of her love
  598. >Her lips tremble and tears begin flowing
  599. >Fs: "I'm the monster...Anon...what do I do?"
  600. The only thing there is to do.
  601. >She sniffs and stands up
  602. Apologize.
  603.  
  604. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vK4gv11PTI8
  605.  
  606. >Fluttershy walks up to a brown house and knocks on the door
  607. >A almost blind pony opens the door and immediately puts his hooves up in defense
  608. >She apologizes for being rude and comes back to you
  609. >You are in town now and you see the tourist pony
  610. >You point to him and Shy runs over and apologizes for throwing him
  611. >She comes back to you with a joyful smile
  612. >You are at a house with flowers around it and Shy knocks on the door
  613. >A farmer looking pony with a straw hat answers the door
  614. >She apologizes for spraying him with water and trots back to you
  615. >You are back in town and the gray pony Fluttershy kicked out of the taxi bumps into you
  616. >He sees her and is about to run when you grab him and spin him around
  617. >Fluttershy apologizes for beating the shit out of him and throwing him
  618. >You stand outside of SugarCube Corner
  619. >Fluttershy knocks on the door and Pinkie opens it with tears running down her face
  620. >Shy apologizes for being mean to her
  621. >She tags along with you as you go to Rarity's
  622. >You knock on Rarity's door and she opens it with a tissue blowing her nose
  623. >Fluttershy steps out from behind you and apologizes
  624. >R: "Well I can't stay mad at you if you promise to change."
  625. >Fs: "I promise."
  626. >The four of you share a hug
  627. >It's not gay if it's with FEMALE horses
  628. >Suddenly a tall, muscular, blue thing with horns and hooves appears with a goat
  629. >"I am Iron Will and I have to speak to miss Fluttershy here about her payment."
  630. Your voice is familiar...
  631. >"What? What is this monkey talking about?"
  632. >He looks at Fluttershy while pointing to you
  633. >She shrugs
  634. >You watch him trying to think of who he sounds like as he backs away from you a bit
  635. >"Miss Fluttershy your payment is due for our training sessions! Pay up!"
  636. >Fluttershy looks at all of you
  637. >Then back to him
  638. >Fs: "Um...no."
  639. >"What?! Are you refusing to pay?! Iron Will will not stand for this!"
  640. >Fs: "You said that if I was not 100% satisfied with the results then it was free. I wasn't satisfied with the results because I had to fix everything I wronged!"
  641. >He turns to his goat thing and talks to him
  642. >He peeks back at you all again
  643. >Then goes back to talking
  644. >He turns back around and rubs his neck
  645. >"I guess...hm...are you sure you aren't just a little satisfied? Maybe we could arrange a deal?"
  646. She already answered you. She said no.
  647. >He huffs and walks with his goats away
  648. THAT'S IT!
  649. >He turns around
  650. YOU SOUND LIKE MR. SATAN!
  651. >He continues walking away
  652. >Fluttershy flies up and hugs your chest tightly
  653. Okay okay I get it your welcome! Get off.
  654. >Because she hugged you so tight, it made it hard to breath, which also made your face red
  655. >Rarity sees this when Fluttershy gets off
  656. >R: "Aw that's so cute! Anonymous is blushing! He must like you Fluttershy!"
  657. >Pp: "Yeah! Liiike like you! Oh you know what this calls for?! A party!!"
  658. >Fs: "That sounds like a great idea! Oh hey girls look at this!"
  659. >She pulls out a picture she was hiding in her mane
  660. >It's the picture of you yesterday morning
  661. >They giggle and d'awww
  662. >It makes you actually blush
  663. Fucking Fluttershy...
  664.  
  665.  
  666. >R: "ANONYMOUS WHAT DID I TELL YOU?!"
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