SALAD LANGAUGE

Cabbage = Hello
Rhubarb = Goodbye

    Shorthand:
        rbrb = brb/afk
        cbg = hi/back

Potato? = How are you?
Potato = Okay
Sprouts = Sorry

Banana = Good (Bananas = Awesome)
Bean = Bad (Beans = Horrible)

Yam = Fuck
Tomato = Bitch

Melon = Thank you
Watermelon = You're welcome

Peaches = Ladies
Pears = Gentlemen

Mushrooms = I don't know / No Idea (Mushroom = Dunno)
Avocado = I Agree / I like it (Yes)
Carrot = I Disagree / I don't like it (No)

Asparagus = Assistance / Help
(Black Eyed) Peas = Brain Fart / Writers Block / Confusion / Confused / Makes No Sense

lettuce? = What? / What do you mean?
Artichoke = Are you Joking? / Are you kidding? / Are you serious? (dafuq)