For whatever reason, I have always liked looking at maps and learning about where things were located.  Even as a little ‘pede I remember looking at the big Rand McNally atlas in the back seat to get a feel for how the country was laid out.  That has never really gone away, so to this day if I find something interesting on Google Maps it can send me down a rabbit hole for hours.

Anyway, I took a quick look at /pol/ when I got to work this morning to see what anon had to say – and saw a [thread](http://archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/107660548/#q107681965) about a village in Hungary called [Kék](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/K%C3%A9k).  I read some replies and got back to work 15 or 20 mins later.

Fast forward to about an hour ago, I was sitting here at home watching DVRed Tuck and reading some news on inquir.io and thought about the Hungarian village post, which for whatever reason made me wonder if there were any cities/villages in Europe called Pepe.  Turns out there is – [a village](https://www.google.com/maps/place/83037+Pepe+Province+of+Avellino,+Italy/@41.2210261,15.0539954,15.75z/data=!4m5!3m4!1s0x13398aea774145a3:0x7deba87a8183f57c!8m2!3d41.2217967!4d15.0595772) located in [the Campania region](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Campania) of central Italy.

Don’t really remember what prompted this exactly, but I clicked the “directions” button to find the distance between Kék and Pepe.  The “walk” directions came up first, but the distance was given in kilmeters, so I went into the settings to toggle to miles as the default unit so I had a better feel for the distance.  When the value refreshed, thousands of tendies spontaneouly appeared out of nowhere on the floor.

That’s right centipedes, tonight I randomly discovered that . . .

	The distance between Kék and Pepe is 777 miles.


Meme magick is yet again proven real and active less than two days before Donald Trump is sworn in as President of the United States of America.  And as you all know already, when he places his hand on [the Bible his mother gave him for his Sunday school graduation in 1955](http://pastebin.com/9dEf4jy2) this Friday at noon, it will be [the 7th day of the 7th month of the 70th year of President Trump’s life] (https://twitter.com/Kervanderv/status/795064532985139200).

There are some strange winds indeed blowing through the fabric of the ether on this dankest of timelines.  What does it all mean?  What is Kek trying to tell us? Perhaps we will never know exactly.  What I do know, though, is that if you were to start out a sacred pilgrimage in a quaint Italian village called Pepe, walk through the CAMPANIA (Campaign) region, board a ferry across the Adriatic Sea, soldier on and risk potential sniper fire shortly after landing near the border of Bosnia and Herzegovina, and fight fatigue and constant stress to press on to the humble village of Kék in northeastern Hungary, then you, centipede, would have successfully completed the holy pilgrimage of the new future – and you would have indeed done your part to give thanks to the anceint Egyptian diety and [harmless, accepting](http://www.adl.org/combating-hate/hate-on-display/c/pepe-the-frog.html) cartoon frog that helped us all MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN.