You say to Mariya, "Want to draft up a newspost for me?"

Mariya shakes her head.

Morro snickers softly to herself.

You say to Mariya, "The request part of that was a formality."

Mariya Eruu'Yul says, "You know how I hate formalities."

Morro Viatrix Ze'Dekiah says to Mariya, "I believe she means "draft a post, woman"."

Mariya Eruu'Yul says to you, "I don't care for her tone at'all."

Mariya Eruu'Yul says to you, "How dare she order me around."

You smirk.

Mariya Eruu'Yul says, "I shall dictate."

You say, "Oh, Gods."

Mariya adopts an imperious air.

You bury your head in Morro's shoulder and begin to weep uncontrollably.

Mariya Eruu'Yul says to Morro, "Take this down."

Mariya nods to herself.

You whisper to Morro, "Take her down."

Morro snorts arrogantly.

Mariya Eruu'Yul exclaims, "To all concerned!"

Mariya Eruu'Yul says, "Be it known upon this day!"

Mariya Eruu'Yul says to Morro, "Whichever day. Just put that in later."

Mariya Eruu'Yul says, "Be it known upon this day!"

Morro Viatrix Ze'Dekiah says, "Would you like me to add in brackets that Miss Eruu'Yul doesn't know what day it is?"

You say, "I'm not saying a word!"

You say, "I have enough crazy women wanting my head already."

Mariya Eruu'Yul says to Morro, "I merely allow for your laxity and unavoidable delay in getting my words posted."

Morro takes out a scrap of parchment and starts scribbling.

Mariya Eruu'Yul says, "Now then."

Mariya Eruu'Yul says, "Be it known upon this day!"

Mariya Eruu'Yul says, "All Hail the New Chancellor!"

Mariya Eruu'Yul says, "It is hereby upon ye owne heades to make yeselves aware of how 'tis going to be!"

Morro mutters as she writes "...and Mariya is a dunderhead," finishing the line with a flourish.

You say, "I love you two, do you know that?"

Morro Viatrix Ze'Dekiah says, "Of course, darling. I'm just very lovable all around."

Mariya Eruu'Yul says, "It is furthermore in ye owne beste interestes to study well and reade upone the various scrolles the standards to which all shall henceforth be helde!"

Morro continues to scribble idly.

Mariya Eruu'Yul says to Morro, "Make certain to put the extra "e"'s on the words. I can't tell if you're really capturing my elegant pronunciation."

Morro Viatrix Ze'Dekiah says, "Hm? Oh, right."

Mariya Eruu'Yul says to Morro, "Don't write that part down. That part was for you."

Morro pulls one end of the parchment up, obscuring what looks to be a doodle of a unicorn.

Morro Viatrix Ze'Dekiah says, "More "e"s, got it."

Mariya frowns at Morro.

Mariya Eruu'Yul says, "Let me see that."

Morro Viatrix Ze'Dekiah says, "What?"

Morro Viatrix Ze'Dekiah says, "I'm writing!"

Mariya Eruu'Yul says, "The extra "e"'s give it more class."

Mariya Eruu'Yul says, "More... gravitas."

Morro Viatrix Ze'Dekiah says, "I just thought you wanted to come off as ancient."

Mariya points accusingly at you.

Mariya Eruu'Yul says, "No, she's ancient, she's signing this thing."

You say, "I'm not ancient yet!"

Mariya Eruu'Yul says, "I'm just drafting it."

Mariya Eruu'Yul says to you, "You certainly sound ancient, if this post of yours is any judge."

You say, "This is why I do all the work myself."

Mariya Eruu'Yul says to you, "Maybe if you saw fit to appoint some aides..."

Morro Viatrix Ze'Dekiah says to you, "What? I think I do sketch a rather lovely unicorn."

Mariya narrows her eyes at Morro in an unnerving manner.

Morro coughs softly.

Morro Viatrix Ze'Dekiah says to Mariya, "I added your bloody "e"s!"

Mariya peers unhappily at Morro and the doodle.

Mariya Eruu'Yul frowns and says to Morro, "I just have to wonder if you're cut out for this sort of thing."

Morro Viatrix Ze'Dekiah says to Mariya, "You're always criticizing me! This is a work of art."

Mariya Eruu'Yul frowns and says to Morro, "There's no "E" in unicorn."

Mariya Eruu'Yul says, "It looks like it's walking on a river."

Mariya Eruu'Yul says, "A poorly drawn river."

Morro leans on you, seeking consolation.

Mariya Eruu'Yul says, "Just drawing "e"'s willy nilly..."

Mariya mutters discontentedly.

Mariya Eruu'Yul says to you, "She's making you look like a nutcase, you know."

Morro Viatrix Ze'Dekiah says, "You have no creative vision."

Mariya Eruu'Yul says to you, "Whatever you do, don't post that."

Mariya Eruu'Yul says to Morro, "I do so."

Lianca stifles a slightly hysterical, overworked laugh and tries really hard to nod
soberly.

Morro Viatrix Ze'Dekiah says to Mariya, "Do not!"

Mariya Eruu'Yul says to Morro, "My vision had gravity, and dignity, and not a single waterwalking unicorn to muck it up."

Morro Viatrix Ze'Dekiah says to Mariya, "You don't know that they can't walk on water!"

Morro tosses her hands up in frustration.

Morro Viatrix Ze'Dekiah says, "I quit."

Mariya Eruu'Yul says to Morro, "Spending too much time in the vents, sister. When's the last time you saw a unicorn walk on water?

Mariya Eruu'Yul says to you, "Tell her."

You say, "I quit!"

Mariya Eruu'Yul says to you, "Tell her unicorns don't walk on water."

You say, "I'm not telling anyone anything!"

Mariya gives a pained sigh."

Mariya Eruu'Yul says, "You two make me almost feel like I have to write this post myself."

You say, "Right, I was working on the project."

Morro gives a scrap of parchment entitled "Mariya is Silly" to Mariya. Several "e"s and vulgar scribbles are visible.

Morro Viatrix Ze'Dekiah says, "We quit. You post it."

Mariya Eruu'Yul asks, "How am I supposed to post anything without someone to dictate to?"

Mariya Eruu'Yul says, "Someone... whom... to dictate..."

Mariya Eruu'Yul says, "Someone whom to dictate to whom..."

Morro Viatrix Ze'Dekiah says, "That's not my problem any more."

Mariya Eruu'Yul asks, "Who will solve my prepositional quandaries?"

Mariya mutters discontentedly.

You say, "Dunn will, he's the Overseer."

Mariya Eruu'Yul says to Morro, "I don't even know what I keep you around for."

Mariya creases her brow in a frown.

Morro Viatrix Ze'Dekiah says, "Poor fellow. I'm not sure he knew what he was signing up for when he took the job."

You say, "For now, take a holiday, both of you."

Mariya Eruu'Yul says, "For what I keep you ar...-."

Mariya Eruu'Yul says, "For around wha..."

Mariya gives a pained sigh.

You say to Mariya, "Drink, girl, drink."