Pony Sex Jokes

>fucked Sun Butt
"And that's how I stuck it where the sun don't shine

>Anal with luna
"She showed me the dark side of the moon"

>Sex with Bonbon
"Candy ass horse vag.... fuck

>Oral sex with Mrs Cake
I filled her pie hole with my baby batter

>Sex with Twilight
"Who am I kidding, she's wayyy to awkward"

>Sex with RD
"She really is the fastest pegasus in Equestria

>Applejacks ass
Well how 'bout them apples?

>Sex with Big Mac
I took fries with that.

>Octavia
She knows how to pull my strings

>Applebloom
I'll tell ya, her apple was definately in bloom

>Cadence
I love love love it

>Sweetie Belle
Coom creme supreme

>Sex with Vinyl
"Damn.. no sex"

>Discord
I stuck my dick in crazy

>Lyra
"She took BOTH hands!"

>Silver Spoon
I spoon fed her my coom

>Lotus and Aloe
I gave them a nice facial

>Zecora
Damn, I can't wait to get some of that Zebra pus- OH SHIT THAT'S A DICK

>Gilda
Two charges of bestiality for the price of one

>Trixie
I showed her my magic wand

>Mayor Mare
I governed over her body

>Braeburn
"I felt like his favorite cousin

>Caramel
He was really sweet

>Spitfire
My dick burns.

>Lightning Dust
Got nothing, she's thundercunt

>Rainbow Dash
"I got a taste of that Rainbow."

>Zecora
I helped her earn her stripes

>Twilight
Her horn works fucking magic

>Minuette
She could barely last that long.

Part 2:

Vinyl
>She really scratched my record

>AJ
She jacked my apples

Pinkie
>She threw a party in my pants

Rarity
>The seamstress's curtains matched the drapes

Lyra
>I showed her 'harp' a good fingering

Scootaloo
>I made her call me daddy

Colgate
>Gave her teeth a good brushing

Sweetie Bell
>I gave her bell a good ringing

Fluttershy
>HAHAHA YOU THINK I'D TAP THAT?

Twilight
>Showed her the best magic of all

Luna
>Decided to shoot the moon

Luna
>I made her stay up all night long

Chrysalis
>So many holes to try...

Celestia
>She can raise more than the sun

Braeburn
>As sweet as the apple

Cadence
>she had me stepping in time

Babs
>I cored that apple

Mayor Mare
>Colored her house white

>Granny Smith
>had me a taste of that pie

Mr. Cake
>Made some chocolate brownies

Mr. Cake
>I cooked his cake

Granny Smith
>pruned her apples

Trixie
>I showed her my great and powerful staff

Gilda
>Helped her preen

Iron will
>ain't the only thing that's iron

Flim & Flam
>I squeezed the cider out of them

Aloe & Lotus
>Had a happy ending

Tavi
>She really knows how to play my instrument

Zecora
>she made quite a din so she let me cum right in

Part 3

Braeburn
>We made hot apple fudge

Big Mac
>Helped me bake a big pie

Cheerilee
>I taught her everything she knows *wink wink*

Caramel
>Gave him something sweet

Derpy
>I fucked her silly

Celestia
>her coat ain't the only white thing on her face

Pinkie
> helped her make a cream pie

Mayor Mare
>She's really riding the "poles"

Filthy rich
>filthy is the right word

Silver spoon
>I ate out of that spoon


PART 4

>Luna
The moon isn't the only thing rising tonight

>Fleur de Lys
I rutted her like one of my French whorses

>Time Turner
I showed him a good time

>Sweetie Bell
Her bell was indeed sweet

>Roseluck
I pounded her rose so hard, lucky isn't a word I'd use to describe her.

>Spa Ponies
I gave them some lotion to work with.

>Derpy
She cooked my muffin

>Celestia
I came with the force of 1000 suns

>Luna
I sent her TOOOOO THE MOOOOOOOOOOON!!!

Flower Trio
I fertilized their gardens

>Pinkie Pie
I used my party cannon inside her

>Chryssy
I filled all her holes with my love

>Colgate
I gave her toothpaste to brush with.

>Anonymous
I felt his hot monkey dock

>Cheerile
I love her oral exams


>Braeburn
He showed me just how wild the west was

Luna
It was a dream come true

>Royal sisters
The threesome was simply divine

>Shining Armor
It wasn't so shiny when I was done with him

>Twilight
I showed her that her brother wasn't the best she ever had

>Silver Spoon
She got more then just a spoonful of my syrup

>Diamond Tiara
I replaced her tiara with a pearl necklace

>Silver Spoon
Washed her silverware

>Chrysalis
Those holes ain't just for show

>Chrysalis
My love wasn't the only thing she sucked from me

>Rainbow Dash
I'd rock her like a hurricane.

>Vinyl Scratch
I took her for a spin

>Carrot Top
The carpet matches the drapes

>Time Turner
I really cleaned his clock!

Credit where credit is due:Many of these come from the FSR Circlejerk