collab round dialogue

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Title: SPACEWATCHING
	a HSO 2012 comic

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(none)

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Vriska: Hey!!!!!!!!
Terezi: Hey yourself.
Vriska: You're late!
Terezi: I wouldn't expect a delinquent like you to understand, but I was doing homework!
Vriska: Yeah right. More like drawing all over your "homework" and then drooling on it.
Terezi: Guilty as charged. Now, what are we doing today?
Vriska: Haha, nothing biiiiiiiig. Just hijacking one of the new Scorpion Fighter Craft! They're really cool.
Terezi: Oh...You really do have the best ideas sometimes spidergirl! HEHEHE!
Vriska: Shhhh! Be quiet, dumbass!
Vriska: It would be lame if we got caught because of your lousy goddamn big mouth. Like that time when--
Terezi: I'm not the one who's still talking!

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Vriska: This one!
Terezi: Mmm...the inside smells like delicious sticky licorice.
Vriska: Stop that, weirdo.
Terezi: I can feel that red button calling out to me.
Vriska: Don't touch it! I'm going to pull that lever, you flip that switch--SHIT!!!!!!!!
[ALARMS BLARING: ALERT!! ALERT!! UNAUTHORIZED ACCESS ATTEMPT!!]
Terezi: Vriska what did you do!
Vriska: Nothing, that was your fault! You hit the button!
Terezi: I did not hit the button. I thought you said you knew how to fly this thing.
Vriska: I do!!!!!!!!

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Terezi: Let it go! We need to get out.
Vriska: Bluh, fine!
Vriska: Under here.
[STOMP STOMP STOMP STOMP]
Guard: Hey....
Vriska: Go, idiot!!
Guard: STOP!
Vriska: Haha, suckers!!!!!!!!
[huff huff huff]
Vriska: Did we lose them?
Terezi: I think so.

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Vriska&Terezi: Phew!
Vriska: HAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHA HAHAHA! HAHA.
Terezi: HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE! HEH heh.
[SLURP]
Vriska: Gross! I hate you.
Terezi: I can smell you lying!
Vriska: Whatever. Hey! I've never been up here before. The view is amazing! Too bad you can't see it, haha.
Terezi: Don't play dumb.

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Vriska: Man, I'm dead beat from all that running! Let's just stay here for a while.
Terezi: An excellent suggestion!
Vriska: Let's talk about something.
Terezi: What?
Vriska: Uhhhhhhhh I dunno. What do you wanna be when you grow up?
Terezi: Hehe, easy. I am going to be a bounty hunter with a badass outfit. I'll travel the galaxies hunting down criminals and dealing out justice! I will tame a nebula dragon and it will become my trusted and loyal companion.
Vriska: A nebula dragon........
Terezi: Yes! That is what I will do when I grow up.

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Vriska: Ok, my turn! When I grow up I'm gonna be a pir8.
Terezi: Here we go...
Vriska: I will loot all the ships. All of them. And get all of the bitches.
Terezi: I don't think you even know what bitches are! You are nine years old.
Vriska: So are you! Anyway, the point is, I will be the greatest space pir8! I will make my aunt proud.
Terezi: Vriska...I don't know if you've noticed, but your aunt is the single most wanted criminal in the federation! I don't think you should be trying to make her proud!
Vriska: Shut up!!!!!!!! You're just jealous that you're stuck with a boring, goody-goody military officer for a mom and not a cool outlaw like Mindfang!
Terezi: She's never even home. Does she know you wear those glasses just to look like her?

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Vriska: No, but she'd think it was cool if she knew.
Terezi: Right.
Vriska: She says I'll be old enough to fly with her on her next voyage.
Terezi: Oh.
Vriska: Yeah.
Terezi: Are you going to?
Vriska: I guess. Haha. I mean it's not like there's anything for me to do in this dumb city.
Terezi: Wow, rude! You could hang out with me.
Vriska: Other than that! I want to see the universe. I want to fly a ship--
Terezi: I bet my dragon could go faster than your ship.
Vriska: Are you issuing me a challenge????????
Terezi: If you think you can handle one, spidergirl!
Vriska: ........You. Are. On.
Terezi: Hehehe, forget everything else! Just you, me, and the entire universe to get across.
Vriska: Yeah........That doesn't sound too bad to me.

[END.]