Babelkat

Translating the first sentence of a Homestuck fanfic.

Original: Karkat walked into the lab and passed the various dead, black screens.

Spanish: Karkat had spent in the laboratory to the different screens of dead, black
(That's a start.)

French: Karkat had spent in the laboratory to the different screens of death, black
(RUN KARKAT  RUN! ITS THE PLAAAAAAAAGUE!!!!!!!!)

German: Kar Kat spent in the laboratory on the various screens of death, black
(Beep Beep Meow?!?!?!?!)

Japanese: Spent in the laboratory in the Kar Kat's death, black screen
(rip in pepperonis. kar kat. died of plague)

Ukrainian: Spent in the lab in Kar Kat death, black screen
(No comment.)

Greek: Spent in the lab in Kar Kat death, black screen
(How did that not change?!?!?!?!)

Hindi: Car cat death, spent in the lab in a black screen
(Curiosity killed the cat!)