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  1. [18:49:31] Rabtar the group sets off towards Newton. Hoping to see what has become of Pocket in there absence. Some random mare comes stumbling out of the desert along the road and approaches the group...
  2. [18:52:02] Midnight_Hour notices a group of travellers with none of the signs of being Raiders or Gangers. Despite her having just stumbled out of the desert, she's actually surprisingly clean and her mane and tail well kept, but her skin is flush red and she shows signs of dehydration. "Please... help.. I-I usually don't ask for help, but I've been running for days."
  3. [18:53:03] Saddle_Burr blinks, getting his rifle ready. "What's the matter?" he mumbles through the mouthguard as he scans the desert for possible pursuers.
  4. [18:54:20] Long-shot trots next to Saddle looking around, the mare did look tired but best to wait for a response
  5. [18:55:02] Midnight_Hour takes a second to catch her breath, taking the last swig of water from her canteen, but somehow doing it daintily. "I apologize for drinking during a conversation. My party was ambushed three days ago by alicorns. I barely escaped their pursuit and am the only survivor."
  6. [18:56:26] Long-shot blinks and flicks her ear towards her "Did you say.. Alicorns?"
  7. [18:56:47] Saddle_Burr tilts his head, still wary of the stranger. "What? Alicorns? Who are you? Have you been out in the sun to long?"
  8. [18:58:47] Long-shot smiles and giggles at Saddle taking out a bottle of Pure Water and holding it out too her "Here, I am not always generous to strangers so please don't make me regret this.."
  9. [18:59:09] Midnight_Hour "Yes, I said alicorns. Those dreadful creatures slaughtered my security escort and would have gotten me if I hadn't found that old prospector's cave." She then turns to Saddle Burr and gives him an indignant look. "My name is Midnight Hour and I can assure you I am quite sane."
  10. [18:59:49] Midnight_Hour then takes the water from Long-shot and gives an appreciative nod. "Thank you, my dear."
  11. [19:00:39] Saddle_Burr snorts. "Well, I doubt that 'cos you're wandering the desert in a dress like that. What were you doing out here, anyway?"
  12. [19:01:53] Long-shot sits pulling out her new pristine rifle and looking around, just in case
  13. [19:03:45] Midnight_Hour rolls her eyes after taking a sip of the water. "As I said, I was travelling from Tenpony Tower with my security detail when we were besieged by alicorns. I barely escaped and my escort was slaughtered. I've been out her searching for help or some backwoods form of civilization for almost three days."
  14. [19:10:51] Saddle_Burr "Tenpony tower? That's a long way from here."
  15. [19:11:33] Long-shot looks around and blinks "Tenpony tower? What is that" she sits and thinks
  16. [19:12:50] Midnight_Hour looks down her nose at Long-shot. "Tenpony Tower. It's the last bastion of true civilization in the Wasteland and my home. I'm... on a mission."
  17. [19:13:14] Saddle_Burr "A mission? What kinda mission?"
  18. [19:13:57] Long-shot nods "Sounds neat.. sorry I kinda lived in a bunker my whole life"
  19. [19:14:45] Midnight_Hour contemplates her position, looking the group of Wastelander's over with a cocked eyebrow. "Hmm... Do you ponies accept mercenary work?"
  20. [19:16:03] Long-shot "I guess.. after my dad sold me to slaves and I got out... I kinda just do whatever.. so I suppose" she kicks the dirt looking slowly to Saddle
  21. [19:17:26] Saddle_Burr "Well, we've been doing all kinds of things to keep ourselves fed, so I guess it wouldn't hurt to try. What're you offering, and does it involve those...alicorns?"
  22. [19:20:24] Rabtar strangely Ragebrew is quiet
  23. [19:21:54] Midnight_Hour thinks for a moment. "Since my escort was killed, I won't be able to pay you up front, but my mission is leading me to a hidden MAS research center here in the Neighvarro. If I lead us there and we find what I'm searching for I..." She pauses, seeming pained, "Will give your group claim to the old world technology and treasure within... except for spell research and the data I need."
  24. [19:22:57] Saddle_Burr suddenly perks his ears up! "Wait, did you say MAS research center? Do you know where it is?!"
  25. [19:24:08] Midnight_Hour "A general area. It is a hidden research center, after all."
  26. [19:24:27] Long-shot nods "Aren't they all hidden?"
  27. [19:25:07] Saddle_Burr "Well, it just happens we're looking for the same place. Looks like the Goddesses are smiling down on us all today!"
  28. [19:26:43] Midnight_Hour smiles softly. "Really now? Yes. It would seem that fortune is smiling upon us... Not my former escort, but they did their job admirably."
  29. [19:30:54] Long-shot smiles "Hopefully we'll be just as admirable"
  30. [19:33:05] Midnight_Hour adjusts her wide brimmed hat. "Yes, perhaps."
  31. [19:34:18] Saddle_Burr holsters his rifle, nodding at Midnight_Hour. "Well, there's a town not far from here. We can talk more there."
  32. [19:35:05] Midnight_Hour Her smile brightens. "Oh good! I knew there was a town around her somewhere."
  33. [19:38:18] Saddle_Burr smiles, turning to lead the way. "Come on, it's this way."
  34. [19:41:31] Long-shot Pokes Saddle's cutie mark "Hey Saaadle.. wanna make a trade?" she grins
  35. [19:43:12] Saddle_Burr blinks, staring at the gun. "Oooooh...where'd you get that?"
  36. [19:44:36] Long-shot "Found it in a shack, you were there sleepyhead" she giggles "But really tired... anyway if you don't recall I fixed it to look brand new and right from an armory" her grin returns "You can have it and 3 clips worth of rounds... for a price"
  37. [19:46:26] Saddle_Burr oooooohs, his hooves almost reaching for it! "Ummm...I could trade it for this leather armor I used to wear."
  38. [19:47:02] Long-shot "Sounds nice.. but you and me both know what I want... first sniper is mine and this shiny rifle is yours" she smiles
  39. [19:47:27] Saddle_Burr wipes the drool away from his chin. "Deal!"
  40. [19:48:11] Midnight_Hour cocks an eyebrow. "You're trading a weapon now for the chance at a weapon later? That doesn't seem like a very good deal. You might never find a sniper rifle."
  41. [19:48:23] Long-shot giggles and gives him the rifle and 45 .44 rounds with a smile "Any supplies you don't need for trade would be useful too"
  42. [19:50:42] Rabtar the group come upon a small bridge spanning a deep crevice. It is wide enough to not be able to jump and long enough that if the they try to go around would add several hours to the trip, possibly making the group spend the night outside. A very old earth pony stallion with milky white eyes stands in the middle of the small bridge...
  43. [19:51:44] Saddle_Burr pulls open the string that was holding the armor against his saddle bags. "Sorry, don't have anything else to spare. But I'll keep my word about that sniper rifle. But...what's this?" he asks, surprised. "I don't remember crossing a bridge when we last came this way."
  44. [19:53:14] Long-shot blinks and looks around taking the armor "Wait... wha-.."
  45. [19:53:19] Rabtar Saddle_Burr will also remember that he has yet to come this way
  46. [19:56:08] Saddle_Burr glances at the others, then at the blind old pony. "Um...hey there! We'd like to cross the bridge!"
  47. [19:56:09] Midnight_Hour hmms before slowly approaching the old stallion. "Hello good sir, might we pass if it wouldn't be too much trouble?"
  48. [19:56:19] Rabtar the stallion smiles "HALT! Who ever wishes to cross the bridge of death must answer me these questions three, dare the other side ye see!"
  49. [19:57:18] Saddle_Burr blinks in confusion. "The bridge of death? Is this some kinda joke?"
  50. [19:57:42] Long-shot follows and does not like looking down, meeps seeing no bottom
  51. [19:58:14] Midnight_Hour blinks, equally as confused. "Questions? Is this really a pertinent use of your time? Couldn't we just pay a toll?"
  52. [19:59:06] Rabtar he grins manically "This is no joke. Answer my questions and you shall be allowed to pass. I have no need of your caps either"
  53. [20:00:44] Saddle_Burr raises an eyebrow, snorting in amusement. "Alright, ask your questions. We don't have all day."
  54. [20:01:06] Rabtar "What is your name?!"
  55. [20:01:07] Midnight_Hour sighs. "Fine then. Do we do this as a group or one at a time? What are the rules to your silly little game?"
  56. [20:01:20] Rabtar "One at a time"
  57. [20:01:55] Long-shot tilts her head looking to him "M-Me? I'm Lond-shot"
  58. [20:02:38] Rabtar "What is your favorite color!"
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  60. [20:02:59] Long-shot blinks "OOohh! Blue!" she giggles
  61. [20:04:25] Rabtar he grins manically "And now a riddle young filly. *I never was, am always to be. No one ever saw me, nor ever will. And yet I am the confidence of all, To live and breathe on this terrestrial ball. What am I?* "
  62. [20:07:57] Long-shot blinks "Um...Luna..." she meeps
  63. [20:08:33] Rabtar Long-shot disappears in a bright flash of light
  64. [20:08:52] Saddle_Burr gasps, pulling out his rifle! "What have you done to her?!!"
  65. [20:09:21] Rabtar he cackles "What is your name!"
  66. [20:11:01] Midnight_Hour facehoofs. "Luna? Really? Nopony ever saw Luna? It was the future. How could she have gotten that wrong?"
  67. [20:11:43] Saddle_Burr breathes heavily, sweat forming on his forehead. Finally, he puts his rifle away with a groan. "Alright, I'm next. If I something happens to me, go around the crevasse and continue in the same direction we were headed in."
  68. [20:12:07] Saddle_Burr steps forward and says. "My name is Saddle Burr, foal of Old Boot."
  69. [20:12:30] Rabtar "What is your favorite color!"
  70. [20:12:47] Saddle_Burr "Green."
  71. [20:13:36] Midnight_Hour begins looking around for the source of the Earth Pony's magic.
  72. [20:13:39] Rabtar "What is your quest!"
  73. [20:15:48] Saddle_Burr "To find a water talisman for the town of Busted Flats."
  74. [20:17:24] Rabtar "Ok off you go" and he motions for Saddle to cross the bridge
  75. [20:18:42] Saddle_Burr stops in front of the blind old pony. "Now hold on there a second. What did you do with my friend?"
  76. [20:19:19] Rabtar he looks right at Saddle "You must earn your friend back"
  77. [20:19:47] Saddle_Burr stares right back. "Oh yeah? What's the challenge?"
  78. [20:20:59] Rabtar he cackles and grins "Oh this will be fun! But you must all answer my questions first!"
  79. [20:21:37] Saddle_Burr snorts in his face! "Fine! I'll be waiting!", he says as he moves past him.
  80. [20:22:33] Midnight_Hour steps forward in a huff. "Let's get your through your silly riddles then."
  81. [20:23:44] Rabtar "What is your name Midnight Hour?"
  82. [20:28:17] Midnight_Hour "You know... Wait..." She then stares at him for a moment, appraising the old blind stallion. "It is the designation of personage given to me by my parents."
  83. [20:29:44] Rabtar he grins "Correct. Now what is your favorite color"
  84. [20:30:11] Midnight_Hour "Blue. Be it my own coat color or any lighter hue, I find it pleasing to my eyes."
  85. [20:31:51] Rabtar "Ok off you go!"
  86. [20:32:59] Midnight_Hour narrows her eyes at the blind buck. "That was only two questions. You're trying to trick me."
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  88. [20:33:50] Saddle_Burr blinks in confusion. "Whuh? Was that it? Where's Long Shot?!"
  89. [20:35:16] Rabtar his smile widens literally going from ear to ear "Very clever little filly" it's quite disturbing as his mouth dose not move as he speaks "I have a riddle for you as well"
  90. [20:35:46] Rabtar *"I have a mouth on my head and eat everything. What am I?"*
  91. [20:35:59] Midnight_Hour gasps and her eyes widen. "What are you? Telepathy is something only the alicorns can do?"
  92. [20:37:43] Midnight_Hour puts a hoof to her chin and hmms contemplatively. "That's a tough one."
  93. [20:39:16] Midnight_Hour starts pacing, trying to divine the answer. "A mouth on your head but eats everything. A goat or dragon would fit, but that's too easy. Hmmm."
  94. [20:40:28] Saddle_Burr is getting ready to draw his rifle once again, weighing his chances as he waits for Midnight to answer...
  95. [20:40:55] Midnight_Hour waves away Saddle_Burr's weapon. "No no. I will not be beaten by this thing..."
  96. [20:41:34] Rabtar the stallions grin widens more, almost wrapping all the way around his head
  97. [20:41:34] Saddle_Burr sighs, sweat forming on his brow.
  98. [20:42:07] Midnight_Hour shudders. "That's not helping."
  99. [20:42:10] Saddle_Burr whinnies and takes a step back! "Gyaah!"
  100. [20:46:34] Rabtar "The clock is ticking!" his head twisting upside down
  101. [20:47:13] Midnight_Hour sits down, rubbing her temples with her forehooves as she wracks her brain. "Is it... a saddlebag? The have openings on top of them and you can put anything in them, I.E. a mouth and 'eating' everything?"
  102. [20:47:39] Saddle_Burr "Midnight, get away from it. It's a sphinx!"
  103. [20:48:19] Midnight_Hour stares back at it, determination in her eyes. "I said I wouldn't let it beat me. Now am I correct?"
  104. [20:49:04] Rabtar he cackles "What fun! Yes!"
  105. [20:50:18] Midnight_Hour smiles at her own superiority. "Alright then, Trickster. Where is my escort?"
  106. [20:50:43] Rabtar one of his eyes rolls around and looks at Rage and Mercy "They are not here"
  107. [20:51:07] Rabtar "One last riddle to get your friend back!"
  108. [20:51:21] Midnight_Hour scoffs. "Bring it on."
  109. [20:51:31] Saddle_Burr "Bah, riddles after riddles!"
  110. [20:53:19] Rabtar "One last riddle! *Tear one off and scratch my head. What once was red is black instead. What am I?* "
  111. [20:55:43] Saddle_Burr groans. He was not at his best at this time of day.
  112. [20:58:38] Midnight_Hour is completely stumped, she looks to Saddle_Burr with actual fear in her eyes. She knew that saying she didn't know would be a death warrant.
  113. [20:58:52] Saddle_Burr blinks! "A matchstick! You scratch it against the box and the red tip becomes black as it burns!"
  114. [20:59:45] Midnight_Hour swallows hard and takes a deep breath. Then, Saddle_Burr yelled an answer that actually seemed plausible and holds her breath.
  115. [20:59:56] Rabtar he cackles as he fades away
  116. [21:00:19] Saddle_Burr just stares! "Huh? Where'd he go?"
  117. [21:00:40] Midnight_Hour "Was... was that correct? Where is your friend?" asks, feeling stupid that she didn't know the answer.
  118. [21:01:15] Rabtar there is a bright flash and Long-shot appears over Midnight, falling ontop of her
  119. [21:01:35] Saddle_Burr gasps! "Long-Shot! Are you alright?!"
  120. [21:01:47] Saddle_Burr pounces on the ponypile to huggle them both!
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  122. [21:02:08] Long-shot wriggles away muttering something to herself with a sniffle
  123. [21:04:16] Midnight_Hour is crushed under the sudden pony pile and lets out a yelp. "What!? Augh! Get off me!" Then Long-Shot gets off her and she pushes Saddle Burr away. "No No No!" She starts trying to brush the dust and dirt off her. "Get off. Don't! Don't you dare stain!"
  124. [21:05:10] Long-shot trots across the bridge silently
  125. [21:05:35] Saddle_Burr huggles Long-shot! "You're okay!", then finally opens his eyes, looking at Midnight. "Oh, let it go. It's just dirt and we're all alive."
  126. [21:05:56] Midnight_Hour follows, floating her hairbrush out and traying to fix her hair. A few strands were OUT OF PLACE!"
  127. [21:06:40] Rabtar there is yet another flash of light, but in front of the group. Now standing before them is a very tall pony. She it at least twice as tall as the average pony with elegant long legs and a green flowing mane and a lighter green coat. She has wings *AND* a horn!
  128. [21:06:56] Long-shot runs up and hugs her
  129. [21:07:21] Long-shot "Please don't hurt them"
  130. [21:07:55] Saddle_Burr stops, drawing his rifle! "Get back!", he yells at Midnight!
  131. [21:08:15] Midnight_Hour "No! Stay back! You'll not get me like you got my father's employees!" She shouts, her horn sparkling with magical energy, readying herself to strike the alicorn.
  132. [21:08:40] Long-shot stands in front of her "NO DONT!" she shouts
  133. [21:09:10] Rabtar the alicorn hugs Long-shot back "You missed me already?" her one eye rolling around lazily "That was so much fun! I haven't had this much fun since Chicacolt!"
  134. [21:09:47] Long-shot nods "I am glad you did" she smiles
  135. [21:09:49] Saddle_Burr quietly hears his jaw hit the ground, shortly followed by his new rifle.
  136. [21:09:51] Midnight_Hour blinks and her jaw drops. "What?"
  137. [21:12:05] Long-shot giggles looking up to her "So since I made it out can I get one of their mean play things?"
  138. [21:12:40] Rabtar she boops Long-shot "I told you I broke there mean toys"
  139. [21:12:54] Saddle_Burr shakes his head! "Wait, WHAT?! Who is this...pony, and why are you hugging her like she was your mother?"
  140. [21:12:59] Long-shot nodnods "Okay" keeps hugging her
  141. [21:13:42] Long-shot smiles to Saddle "Cause she may be, you don't know but you need to stop shooting every new pony you see.. and she is an alicorn" nods holding her
  142. [21:16:12] Rabtar she grins wide "I hit my head a long time ago then everything got better!" giggling madly as she finishes
  143. [21:17:22] Saddle_Burr stares, looking confused. "Uh huh...and now you're riddling ponies on a bridge out here?"
  144. [21:17:32] Midnight_Hour feels like her brain has just died a little.
  145. [21:18:54] Rabtar "What bridge?!" the bridge is indeed gone as is the chasm, it's like they were never there to begin with...
  146. [21:19:30] Saddle_Burr turns around, looking shocked! "I...it was...gahblah?"
  147. [21:19:38] Rabtar she picks up Long-shot and cradles her like a small filly, brushing her tail with a comb
  148. [21:19:54] Long-shot purrs and nuzzles her belly eyes shut
  149. [21:19:59] Midnight_Hour looks back and forth. "But... but alicorns can't do this... can they?"
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  153. [21:24:49] Ragebrew crawls in, covered in sawdust, fiberglass, and concrete fragments.
  154. [21:25:12] =-= Ragebrew is now known as Pony_37365
  155. [21:25:42] =-= Pony_37365 is now known as Rage-Brew
  156. [21:25:50] Rabtar the green alicorn turns and grins at Ragebrew "He's here!" still hugging Long-shot as her one eye rolls around
  157. [21:27:52] Rage-Brew coughs, a piece of insulation flying out of his mouth. "I go off to check a crawl space for good shrooms, and ya..." He blinked at the alicorn for a moment. "Right, so that mold was psychoactive..."
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  160. [21:29:51] Saddle_Burr turns to look at Ragebrew. "...riiiiiiight." Turning back to the alicorn, he says "So, uh...you're teasing ponies here in the middle of nowhere? Why?"
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  162. [21:30:10] Midnight_Hour stares at the alicorn and then the disgusting fluffy pony. "I don't know which is crazier. Please tell me the filthy powderpuff is with you."
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  165. [21:30:54] Rabtar "I wish he would stop that... oh there he is again!"
  166. [21:31:13] Saddle_Burr scritches the back of his head in confusion...
  167. [21:31:53] Long-shot continues to nuzzle her and get petted
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  171. [21:33:30] Rabtar the alicorn clears her throat "Well I guess he's feeling sick. Now where was I? OH RIGHT!"
  172. [21:34:32] Ragebrew looks to the party. "The hell did ya'll get into while I was scavving?"
  173. [21:35:05] Rabtar she raises an eyebrow at Ragebrew "Do you like riddles!?" grinning manically
  174. [21:35:43] Ragebrew looks up, grinning back. "Depends on the riddle, and why I'm being asked it."
  175. [21:36:26] Saddle_Burr "We, uh...met this mare here and she offered to pay us to find the MAS hub we've been looking for. Then we found a...canyon with a bridge over it in the middle of the desert, and this...alicorn here started asking us riddles. Now she's apparently taken a liking to Long-Shot, so we're trying to get along with her."
  176. [21:36:57] Long-shot nods into her soft chest purring with a giggle
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  180. [21:37:35] Rabtar "Oh yay! More fun! *Voiceless it cries, wingless flutters, toothless bites, mouthless mutters. What is it?*"
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  184. [21:38:10] Rabtar she grumbles "Well fine then! Be that way!"
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  189. [21:40:19] Saddle_Burr "Be careful, Rage. She might do something bad if you answer wrong."
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  193. [21:41:33] Ragebrew scratches his mane for a moment,releasing a normal sized rat that got stuck in it. "What is the Wind."
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  198. [21:43:55] Rabtar she sighs and rolls her eye "Forget it you need to get going" turning to Long-shot, Saddle_Burr and Midnight_Hour "I look forward to playing with you all again!" pulling the three of them into a big hug and deeply kissing each of them in turn on the mouth in turn, Midnight getting a little tongue "Specially you smart filly" and she is gone with a flash
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  200. [21:44:53] Saddle_Burr stands there, looking into emptiness. "...what just happened?"
  201. [21:45:05] Long-shot blinks and blushes hard "Awww..."
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  203. [21:45:26] Midnight_Hour feels the alicorn's tongue in her mouth and then drops to the ground, stunned. "I think I'm going to be sick."
  204. [21:45:57] Ragebrew puts his hoof up between his lips and her's. "Not on the first date, sugar cube...."
  205. [21:46:43] Saddle_Burr shakes his head, trying to clear it. "What happened to you, Long-Shot? Where did she take you?"
  206. [21:47:25] Long-shot shakes her head getting up and trotting a little away "She took me too.. a room with toys.." she says softly
  207. [21:47:40] |<-- Ragebrew has left irc.canternet.org (Connection closed)
  208. [21:48:20] Saddle_Burr blinks. "...toys? What in the hay...?"
  209. [21:49:32] -->| Ragebrew ([email protected]) has joined #piss_poor_group
  210. [21:49:41] Ragebrew looks at the group, plus a new face. "I live for a few hours, and ya get into a riddle contest with an insane alicorn... And I thought I was ill omened..."
  211. [21:49:54] Long-shot nods "She needed a friend.. she was lonely... there were blocks toy cars and teddy's.. I hope she is okay"
  212. [21:50:06] |<-- Ragebrew has left irc.canternet.org (Connection closed)
  213. [21:54:15] Rabtar a small metal box drops and lands right in front of Saddle_Burr, landing with a loud *clang!*
  214. [21:54:40] Midnight_Hour drinks the rest of the water Long-Shot gave her, first washing out her mouth. "I can't believe that thing slipped me the tongue!"
  215. [21:54:45] Long-shot looks over jumping from the sound
  216. [21:54:50] Saddle_Burr acks, taking a look at it after a moment's surprise.
  217. [21:56:28] Long-shot trots closer hoping its from her alicorn friend
  218. [21:56:52] Saddle_Burr tries opening it
  219. [21:59:50] Rabtar a cream pie fly's out of the box, hitting Saddle_Burr in the face with a *Splat!*. A faint giggling can be heard for a few moments shortly there after.
  220. [22:00:40] Saddle_Burr grrrrs, wiping his face clean. "Gah! Let's go before she decides to drop an anvil on someone."
  221. [22:01:57] Midnight_Hour looks into the box beneath where the pie was.
  222. [22:02:01] Rabtar there are a few items in the box though
  223. [22:02:19] Rabtar a small pistol and some random ammo
  224. [22:03:00] Long-shot blinks "Should I?" she looks to the group
  225. [22:03:54] Saddle_Burr "Sure, whatever...let's just go already..."
  226. [22:03:58] Midnight_Hour waves a hoof dismissively. "By all means. I perfer a good magical energy weapon myself."
  227. [22:04:09] Long-shot nods and takes the item and ammo
  228. [22:09:15] Long-shot smiles and loads her shiny black .45
  229. [22:09:37] Rabtar our group sets off once more for Newton, arriving at the gate with out further incident
  230. [22:10:25] Saddle_Burr bangs on the front gate. "Open up, we're here to see our friend in the hospital!"
  231. [22:11:02] Rabtar Midnight_Hour, Long-shot and Saddle_Burr receive 200xp for dealing with the mad alicorn in a peaceful manner
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