I don't even...

>Day disgusting in Equestria
>You are Anon
>And gosh darnit you feel happy today
>The sun shines apon your face and you greet the day with a smile
>You jump out of bed and skip to the bathroom
>You shower with rainbows and happiness
>You skip down the stairs after you get dressed and have a bowl of Cheery O's
>The name makes you feel warm inside as you crunch them up and swallow
>There's a knock on the door
I wonder who that could be?
>You skip over to the door
>You open it and see Fluttershy
>You give her a big smile
>She gives it back
>"Oh m-my someone's happy today..."
Oh yes! I'm the happiest guy in the world!
>You pick Fluttershy up and run outside
>You spin with her and gaze into her beautiful teal eyes as you fall on the grass
>You both laugh for a while
>Then it gets quiet and you both stare into each others eyes
>She leans in
>You do too
>Your lips meet with a passionate kiss

>Day happiness in Equestria
>You wake up in cold sweat and run to the bathroom
>You flip up the toilet seat and throw up all in the toilet
>You look down and see Fluttershy's face covered in vomit
>"Is vomit your fetish?"
>You stare at her for a second
>She licks her lips
>Your face becomes devoid of emotion
>You stand up and walk out of there
>You go into your room and she follows
>"S-so is that a yes?"
>You open your balcony door and step outside
>She stands inside
>You turn around
>She still has throw up on her face
>She licks it again
>You turn back around and stand on the rail
>You dive off

>Day scary in Equestria
>You wake up with your heart racing and run outside
What the fuck is happening?!
>You see Fluttershy but smaller and poofy
>Aw that thing is cute
>You pick her up
>She's so fucking cute
>You bring her inside and snuggle the fuck out of her
Who's a cute wittle thing? You are!
>You boop her nose and she makes a scrunchy face
>Then you feel a sudden tingly pain in your arm
>And then it feels like an elephant is sitting on your chest
>You can't breath
>You die from a heart attack

>Day cute in Equestria
>You wake up slowly
>You look at your hands
I need to stop this madness...
>There is a knock at the door
>You walk downstairs and open the door
>"Hey Anon is sex your fetish?"
>You stare blankly at her
>Then you grab her and throw her inside
>She hits her head against the wall and struggles to stand as you grab a knife from the kitchen
>She looks up and sees you with a knife staring back at her
>"Is cutting you-"
>You silence her with a quick stab to the head
>She drops dead instantly
>Suddenly the world fades away
>You are typing words on a laptop in notepad
What the fuck?
>Is this your life?
>Yes
>And it's a hell of a lot better than
>Fucking Fluttershy