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Sophia's Tour of the City

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  1. May 19 13:56:36 * Kuji read the new issue of "FIGHTING TYPES WEEKLY!" which had a special on Machops. "Hm... interesting..."
  2. May 19 13:57:07 * BigTentacruel is now known as Sophia
  3. May 19 13:57:28 <Kuji> (And yes, he is where he said he was going to meet you.)
  4. May 19 13:57:34 * Botherer (Botherer@sux-8C4833F1.nycmny.fios.verizon.net) has joined #AlthoRegion
  5. May 19 13:57:43 <Sophia> (Very well, then.)
  6. May 19 13:57:46 * Charm (Charm@sux-D295A927.hsd1.in.comcast.net) has joined #AlthoRegion
  7. May 19 13:58:10 <Sophia> "Ahem," a voice says quietly, Sophia standing there patiently.
  8. May 19 13:58:48 * Kuji looked up from the magazine. "Oh, hi Sophia." He put the magazine back in the newsracks and stood up. "So, where do you want to go to first?"
  9. May 19 13:59:17 * Plutonis is now known as Grant
  10. May 19 13:59:40 * Botherer is now known as Trevor
  11. May 19 13:59:47 <Sophia> Smiling brightly, she replied, "I'm afraid I'm not familiar enough to say anything to that. If I was, I wouldn't need a tour."
  12. May 19 14:00:21 <Kuji> "Of course. How could I forget. Anyways, I have something to pick up in the police station. Let's go there first."
  13. May 19 14:01:31 <Sophia> "Very well, I've little to do today. The life of the traveler is often aimless, it seems."
  14. May 19 14:01:37 <Sophia> (What time of day is it?)
  15. May 19 14:01:49 <Trevor> (probably still early morning)
  16. May 19 14:01:53 <Kuji> ...
  17. May 19 14:01:55 <Kuji> 9am.
  18. May 19 14:01:59 * DamienLunas (DamienLuna@sux-B83BB89F.hsd1.wa.comcast.net) has joined #AlthoRegion
  19. May 19 14:02:01 <Kuji> No, wait.
  20. May 19 14:02:02 <Kuji> 10am.
  21. May 19 14:02:04 <Kuji> There we go.
  22. May 19 14:02:24 <Kuji> (One hour to do the moving, one hour to RAGE at Salino.)
  23. May 19 14:02:51 * DistractedYoshi is now known as Salino
  24. May 19 14:03:30 <Grant> Near the police station, you can see Grant standing at a soapbox, apparently doing a speech at the moving masses.
  25. May 19 14:03:35 <Kuji> "Alright then." Kuji grabbed Sophia's hand and led her around the city, pointing out landmarks like the Big Tower, an-
  26. May 19 14:03:49 <Grant> "Listen all! Listen all!"
  27. May 19 14:03:50 <Salino> (where should I be I wonder)
  28. May 19 14:03:57 <Kuji> "...Grant, that isn't an official speaking area."
  29. May 19 14:04:00 <Salino> (you drug me to the hopsital xD)
  30. May 19 14:04:20 <Trevor> (Is drug even the past tense?)
  31. May 19 14:04:31 <Kuji> "The official one is a little bit south of the police station."
  32. May 19 14:04:54 <Salino> (i have no idea, it's weird word)
  33. May 19 14:04:55 <Sophia> Sophia found the hand-holding a bit brazen, but chose discretion at this point. "You have an official speech giving area of this city? Curious."
  34. May 19 14:05:12 <Grant> "For this cursed world is doomed! Men and Pokémon alike are going to be..." He stops as soon as Kuji approaches. He whispers to him: "Oh come on, this is a nice place."
  35. May 19 14:05:18 <Salino> (i'm just going to watch until there's a good point for me to jump in)
  36. May 19 14:05:43 <Kuji> "Well, of course. You can't have everyone speak everywhere. Especially him. Don't make me fetch out the handcuffs."
  37. May 19 14:05:52 <Sophia> (Drug is the simple past tense of drag, actually. </grammar>)
  38. May 19 14:06:02 <Grant> "THE RELENTLESS BATTLING AND FIGHTING BETWEEN SPECIES SHAMES THE GODS, THEY TOLD ME!"
  39. May 19 14:06:26 <Kuji> "...you do remember who you're talking to, right?"
  40. May 19 14:06:29 <Salino> (ohgodgrant)
  41. May 19 14:06:30 <Grant> "MEN AND MON ARE SUPPOSED TO LIVE IN PEACE AND HARMONY, NOT FIGHTING EACH OTHER!"
  42. May 19 14:06:38 <Salino> (inb4 kuji is onyl an intern)
  43. May 19 14:06:42 <Kuji> "..."
  44. May 19 14:06:48 <Sophia> "How bizarre. Is it not that a man can speak where he pleases? Surely he isn't harming anyone."
  45. May 19 14:07:33 <Kuji> "Yeah, but this is for the citizens. Some businesses like to have some quiet around here, like that fancy restaurant that ohgod-"
  46. May 19 14:07:58 * Kuji bows at the restaurant owner, who was ranting at Kuji. "I'm sorry. I'll relocate him immediately."
  47. May 19 14:08:19 <Grant> "LOOK!" he points at Kuji. "ANOTHER SLAVE OF THE SYSTEM THAT PROFITS IN PAIN AND TEARS!"
  48. May 19 14:09:11 * Kuji uses his other hand to grab Grant's arms, pulling him away from the soap box. "That's one count of public disturbance and one count of... oh, wait, there's isn't a count of stealing what people throw out."
  49. May 19 14:09:16 <Salino> (is the hospital near where you are herpdepr)
  50. May 19 14:09:26 <Kuji> (Yes.)
  51. May 19 14:09:37 <Sophia> "Oh my, well, he's certainly opinionated." Sophia is marveling at Grant's attitudes. "Perhaps though he could just be talked down." (I've decided past tense confuses me too much to continue. XD)
  52. May 19 14:09:43 <Grant> "HELP! HELP! I'M BEING OPPRESSED!"
  53. May 19 14:10:25 <Kuji> "Oh, shut up, Grant, you aren't fooling anyone." he said in disgust as he walked towards the police station, pulling Grant along.
  54. May 19 14:10:44 <Kuji> "Oh, yeah. Sophia, Grant. Grant, Sophia. Now, play nice."
  55. May 19 14:10:55 <Sophia> (BLOODY PEASANT.)
  56. May 19 14:11:10 <Kuji> (Who is?)
  57. May 19 14:11:22 <Sophia> (Nevermind. XD)
  58. May 19 14:11:39 <Salino> Salino yawns audibly as he steps out of the hospital. He's been in some type of medical bay twice in the past 3 days, it was a bit ridiculous.
  59. May 19 14:11:40 <Trevor> (Lemme know when you guys move. Trevor'll be found in shenanigans mode)
  60. May 19 14:11:46 <Grant> (Heh, Holy Grail ftw)
  61. May 19 14:12:10 <Sophia> "Oh, nice to meet you. I imagine you're very well known with a voice like that, Grant." Sophia follows Kuji as he drags Grant.
  62. May 19 14:12:15 <Grant> "Greetings, m'lady, have you heard about the message of..."
  63. May 19 14:13:00 * Kuji notices Salino and moves his hand towards Grant. "I'm taking him to the station. Mind helping?"
  64. May 19 14:13:20 <Salino> His back was still incredibly tense and sore as he walked towards the police station. The fresh air was nice after being stuck in the hospital for so long only to be given some kind of muscle relaxer. It was then that he noticed Kuji dragging... was that Grant?
  65. May 19 14:13:30 * Gents (Jojo@sux-507521A8.dynamic.ip.windstream.net) has joined #AlthoRegion
  66. May 19 14:13:51 <Salino> "It's gettin' a bit ridiculous running into this often pal. What's going on now?"
  67. May 19 14:14:25 <Sophia> "Oh, Salino, so good to see you again. How are you doing?" Sophia says, waving to her new friend.
  68. May 19 14:14:26 <Kuji> "I caught Grant doing his usual preachin' out in the commercial area."
  69. May 19 14:14:43 <Grant> "I'm a messiah, you know! You should not treat me like this."
  70. May 19 14:14:47 <Trevor> (Usual? Hasn't Kuji only known him for like half a session?)
  71. May 19 14:15:35 <Kuji> (He got an earful back in the medical bay.)
  72. May 19 14:15:44 <Sophia> "Messiah, you say?" Sophia asks Grant, curious as ever, "Why, whatever do you mean?"
  73. May 19 14:15:50 <Trevor> (*shrug*)
  74. May 19 14:15:50 * Ramiel (chatzilla@sux-A23F54CF.lightspeed.wchtks.sbcglobal.net) has joined #AlthoRegion
  75. May 19 14:15:52 <Kuji> "Well, messiah or not, you still have to follow the laws."
  76. May 19 14:16:24 * Salino takes notices of Sophia and waves excitedly. "Hello miss! A pleasure to run into you again! ...And Grant you really should keep your voice down pal. I know it's out in the open but store owners don't appreciate it..."
  77. May 19 14:17:07 * zoofman (durrhurr@sux-D3486381.hsd1.va.comcast.net) has joined #AlthoRegion
  78. May 19 14:17:10 <Grant> "You see, the gods have CHOSEN me for spreading their message of love and open our world for them to bring the million years peace that they promised for us."
  79. May 19 14:17:12 <Ramiel> . . . Are you guys playing right now, or am I just confused?
  80. May 19 14:17:35 <Sophia> (Spontaneous mini-RP is spontaneous.)
  81. May 19 14:17:45 <Kuji> "Anyways..." he said, as he used the hand holding Sophia's to gesture at the police station, "that is the police station."
  82. May 19 14:18:52 <Salino> Salino gave a downright pathetic frown at Grant, "I don't like escorting friends pal but I have to do my job."
  83. May 19 14:19:04 <Sophia> "A fine building. I sure hope Grant here shouldn't have to be there long." Sophia replies.
  84. May 19 14:19:12 <Grant> "Alas, that would be the case if you actually managed to catch me."
  85. May 19 14:19:22 <Grant> "For now i must go."
  86. May 19 14:19:25 <Ramiel> (Oh, it's BT and YellowYoshi. Wondering who exactly it was in here)
  87. May 19 14:19:54 <Sophia> "I have a question though, Grant, if you don't mind staying a moment."
  88. May 19 14:20:08 * Kuji intensed his grip on Grant. "At least get to the speaker's area. I wasn't going to arrest you yet."
  89. May 19 14:20:23 <Salino> 1d20+5
  90. May 19 14:20:24 <DiceMaid-9001> Salino, 1d20+5: 16 [1d20=11]
  91. May 19 14:20:34 <Salino> (cha check for the lulz)
  92. May 19 14:21:02 <Salino> "Look Grant... if you just shut up and come with us it would be a lot easier. I don't want to arrest you pal."
  93. May 19 14:21:41 <Grant> "I guess i'll go with thine words then. And please, my lady, continue."
  94. May 19 14:22:39 <Sophia> "No need to arrest, Officer. I actually wanted to ask him about his message, and perhaps that might keep him from shouting where you don't want him to?" Sophia looks directly at Grant then. "Which gods send you this message exactly?"
  95. May 19 14:22:53 <Ramiel> (Wait, so Kuji, you're in the Ivoryscape Police, right?)
  96. May 19 14:23:15 * zoofman from a walky talky comes a familiar rumbling, "The trubbish are coming, the trubbish are coming!"
  97. May 19 14:23:45 <Salino> (kuji is an intern currently if I'm not mistaken)
  98. May 19 14:24:04 <Salino> (Salino is from Sandstep but he has a minor amount of power depending on the local law)
  99. May 19 14:24:22 <Grant> "The Unown hivemind. They contacted me after i foolishly tried to steal an idol from them in the past. A stupid mistake, although those evil ways are of no more. I'm now a... Pacifist."
  100. May 19 14:24:44 <Kuji> (Official story: Kuji is in training, and that puts him in a lot of positions in the police force. So, yes, he is an intern for Ivoryscape. If he moves out of there, though, his affiliation will just change.)
  101. May 19 14:24:51 <Sophia> "The Unown? I am not familiar with that deity. Tell me of it?"
  102. May 19 14:25:06 <Ramiel> (Ok, just wondering. Jamal would be the main Police guy.)
  103. May 19 14:25:16 <Kuji> (Indeed.)
  104. May 19 14:25:24 <Salino> (in Ivoryscape yes, Jamal is the highest on the totem pole)
  105. May 19 14:25:26 <Ramiel> (Just asking, since anyone in the Ivoryscape Police will definitely know my girl)
  106. May 19 14:26:07 <Grant> "Behold, the runes encarved on my body! Living proof of my trials! And it's no Deity, but one is many, and many is one! My fleshy body is now the place where one of them now lives, and if i prove myself worthy, more power will be lent for me."
  107. May 19 14:27:02 <Sophia> "But you said the Unown were your god, did you not? A god is a deity, good sir."
  108. May 19 14:27:26 * zoofman "light one litwick if they come by land, and two if they try to - OH GOOD JESUS THEY ARE RIDING BRAVIARIES GET IN THE CAR."
  109. May 19 14:27:46 <Grant> "Yes, but it'd be implying it's one of them. As i said, they are many, and one at the same time."
  110. May 19 14:27:59 <Salino> (are we hearing this on Kuji's radio I guess? XD)
  111. May 19 14:28:04 <Kuji> "Um... Salino, can you grab my walkie-talkie and tell Jamal to SHUT UP!?"
  112. May 19 14:28:21 <Trevor> (Throwing Trevor in by Jamal then if he's en route to shenanigans)
  113. May 19 14:28:26 <Sophia> "Ah, so they are many gods but all one god, yes?"
  114. May 19 14:28:30 <Ramiel> (He's probably chasing me or something)
  115. May 19 14:28:59 <Salino> "Well maybe with nicer words..." Salino says as he grabs Kuji's walkie-talkie. "Hey pal, is everything okay?"
  116. May 19 14:29:14 <Grant> "Yes, kind of that."
  117. May 19 14:31:12 <Sophia> "Why did they make you their messenger? I have met others who style themselves similar in other lands."
  118. May 19 14:31:59 <Kuji> "Anyways..." Kuji finished dragging Grant and Sophia over to the speaker's podium, where, surprisingly, no one was speaking. "Huh. Weird. Anyways, Grant, there's your stop." he said, letting go of Grant.
  119. May 19 14:34:13 * zoofman "...oh, hi Salino...no, its not...kinda trapped at the moment, gang bust gone wrong, just a second. 'GIVE ME YOUR LIBERTY PASS OR GIVE ME DEATH, YOU INSIDIOUS THIEVES."
  120. May 19 14:34:23 <Trevor> "Oh, for heavens' sake, Abe!" Trevor shouts at the mischievious Donphan, staggering around the corner and after the armored elephant as he tries to bat something out of the grip of its snout. "I really don't wish to restrict you to the PokeBall again..." Trudy and Conor, his Pachirisu and Teddiursa, can be seen trying to help get it, but Abe merely shakes them off as they try to climb up
  121. May 19 14:34:23 <Trevor> its snout, leaving a furry mess in its wake.
  122. May 19 14:35:21 <Salino> 1d20+1
  123. May 19 14:35:22 <DiceMaid-9001> Salino, 1d20+1: 2 [1d20=1]
  124. May 19 14:35:36 <Trevor> (And the hatred is starting once again.)
  125. May 19 14:35:39 <Salino> (THE LEGACY CONTINUES)
  126. May 19 14:36:06 <Grant> "Who am i to ask the designs of the gods? Even a Messiah has their limits of what to know and not to know!"
  127. May 19 14:36:10 <Salino> "Oh alright pal, good luck." And with that Salino turned the volume down on the radio with a shrug.
  128. May 19 14:36:32 <Sophia> "Oh, very well. What message are you trying to send us from this Unown?"
  129. May 19 14:36:40 <Ramiel> (Oh man, I'm gonna have fun tormenting Jamal)
  130. May 19 14:36:46 <Kuji> "Oy there! At least keep the volume on. You never know when you'll be needed."
  131. May 19 14:37:21 <Grant> "Of salvation and peace! Have you not hear me speaking about it before?"
  132. May 19 14:38:09 <Grant> "I shall be the gate which the Unown will enter to this world and bring happiness and everlasting peace to all living things. It shall be PARADISE!"
  133. May 19 14:38:21 <Sophia> "I don't believe s- Oh my."
  134. May 19 14:40:02 * zoofman suddenly, a masked man riding a braviary swoops by, as a police cruiser rounds the corner. A...pokemon, appears to be driving. A tall black man crawls from the window to the hood of the car, with a GRAPPLING KNIFE CROSSBOW in hands, aims it at the fleeing bird and....
  135. May 19 14:40:10 <zoofman> 1d20+3 FOR JUSTICE
  136. May 19 14:40:11 <DiceMaid-9001> zoofman, FOR JUSTICE: 17 [1d20=14]
  137. May 19 14:40:21 <Trevor> A loud thumping can be heard as the Donphan barrels down the street, flailing something about in its arm. Trevor chases after him as best as he can.
  138. May 19 14:40:41 * zoofman nails the bird, and drags it to the ground.
  139. May 19 14:40:48 * zoofman is now known as Jamal
  140. May 19 14:40:52 <Jamal> "NICE TRY, CRIMINAL SCUM."
  141. May 19 14:40:57 <Sophia> "How do the Unown plan to give us happiness? I'd like to think I'm happy now."
  142. May 19 14:41:23 <Kuji> "There's always something better. Happiness is just the ignorance of it."
  143. May 19 14:41:52 <Kuji> (WHY DID I HIT THE ENTER KEY! No, Kuji, you are not my philosophical character!)
  144. May 19 14:41:55 <Grant> "Ah, you are happy. But think you that everyone is that way too?"
  145. May 19 14:42:17 * Jamal the car stops, and the man runs over to apprehend the fleeing criminal, and his pet. he returns to the car, loads them in, and takes control of the wheel, and drives off.
  146. May 19 14:42:31 <Kuji> ...
  147. May 19 14:42:49 <Salino> Salino looks on in astonishment as the scene plays out in front of him. It was none other than Jamal. It was like watching an action movie. "I've never had THAT kind of adventure before..."
  148. May 19 14:42:51 <Grant> "The world is filled with evil and selfishness, Pokémon attacking and eating humans, humans eating and enslaving Pokémon."
  149. May 19 14:43:09 * Kuji grabs the walkie-talkie from Salino with his free hand. "Sir, you just passed us. We are next to the police station."
  150. May 19 14:43:27 <Jamal> 1d20 did he notice
  151. May 19 14:43:28 <DiceMaid-9001> Jamal, did he notice: 20 [1d20=20]
  152. May 19 14:43:33 <Trevor> (He SO noticed.)
  153. May 19 14:43:50 <Salino> 1d20 herpderp
  154. May 19 14:43:51 <DiceMaid-9001> Salino, herpderp: 19 [1d20=19]
  155. May 19 14:43:54 <Grant> "While i and my companions are as one, i've met many who do not do so, not to mention those who were born in poverty, pain and misery!"
  156. May 19 14:43:56 <Jamal> "Oh, I noticed, but unless you want to share a seat with a big angry bleeding bird and it's criminal trainer..."
  157. May 19 14:44:03 <Sophia> "Such is the nature of our world. I do not think it would be kind to force a change upon an unwilling mind. Shouldn't we change things for our own selves?"
  158. May 19 14:44:07 * Charm (Charm@sux-D295A927.hsd1.in.comcast.net) has left #AlthoRegion
  159. May 19 14:44:12 <Salino> "Tell Jamal I want his autograph when I see him."
  160. May 19 14:44:33 <Kuji> "Jamal, you are planning to arrest them, right? YOU JUST PASSED THE POLICE STATION."
  161. May 19 14:44:36 <Grant> "You say that because you are content with the world as it is. But i see the greater picture."
  162. May 19 14:45:05 <Salino> 1d20+1
  163. May 19 14:45:06 <DiceMaid-9001> Salino, 1d20+1: 8 [1d20=7]
  164. May 19 14:45:20 <Trevor> Eventually, the Donphan comes to a stop, conveniently in the middle of the area, where he continues to torment and taunt Trevor and his other Pokemon with whatever it is he has in his possession.
  165. May 19 14:45:47 <Kuji> "Oh, hi Trevor. Lovely day for a group hang-out, huh?"
  166. May 19 14:46:00 * Ramiel is now known as Rachel
  167. May 19 14:46:06 <Sophia> "I did not say I am content with how our world is. I do believe that change for some is necessary, but it should be willing, should it not?"
  168. May 19 14:46:08 <Salino> (oh screw it) Salino turns from Kuji to see an angry Donphan waving something around. Is that... "Oye pal! Trevor!" Salino runs over to the scene.
  169. May 19 14:46:18 <Kuji> "These are my friends, Salino, Sophia, and Grant."
  170. May 19 14:46:38 <Kuji> "Oh, wait, you know Salino."
  171. May 19 14:46:43 <Trevor> "Oh, don't mind me. Just having a... Please return that right now, Abe!" He jumps up and down, albeit feebly so, and the Donphan responds by just raising its trunk out of Trevor's reach.
  172. May 19 14:47:13 <Salino> 1d20+5
  173. May 19 14:47:13 <DiceMaid-9001> Salino, 1d20+5: 16 [1d20=11]
  174. May 19 14:47:23 <Grant> "Ah, but how will anyone be willing if they do not know what will happen?"
  175. May 19 14:47:26 <Kuji> "Anyways," he said, slightly shaking both of them, Sophia by shaking her hand, Grant by bumping into him slightly, "this is Trevor."
  176. May 19 14:47:38 <Grant> "And alas, more newcomers."
  177. May 19 14:47:49 <Salino> "Hey Abe! It isn't nice to taunt Trevor like that you know! He's not very amused!"
  178. May 19 14:48:01 <Grant> "Perhaps you are more willing to convert?"
  179. May 19 14:49:24 <Jamal> "..."
  180. May 19 14:49:37 <Trevor> "I apologize... But this isn't a... very good moment... for me!" Trevor takes the time to pause between each little hop to say this as he attempts to knock the ... Thing... out of Abe's arm.
  181. May 19 14:49:38 <Jamal> "Are you SUUURE I did?"
  182. May 19 14:49:47 <Trevor> (Abe's snout*)
  183. May 19 14:49:49 <Sophia> "Greetings," Sophia says, waving happily at them. "Grant, sir, I do not believe fear is a good method of inducing behaviors that are desired from people."
  184. May 19 14:50:07 <Jamal> (this is a pretty funny occurence considering I had no idea where the fuck you guys are.)
  185. May 19 14:51:04 <Kuji> "Yes, Jamal. We're standing right next to the police station."
  186. May 19 14:51:06 * Zuphyr has quit (Quit: )
  187. May 19 14:51:15 <Rachel> A short ways down the street, a teenage girl can be seen slowly making her way down the sidewalk, family of Smeargle in tow. She pauses to watch the show.
  188. May 19 14:51:39 <Rachel> "Hmm, seems to be quite the commotion at the Station today."
  189. May 19 14:51:50 <Salino> "I wish I could do something... anything..." as if in response to that statement, Salino's back rang out ina surge of pain and he had tos tretch and readjust to subside it. "Abe may just kill me if I try anything with my back in the condition it's in."
  190. May 19 14:52:24 <Grant> "Fear? But it's enlighnment i seek! Can't you see? The world is rotting!"
  191. May 19 14:53:08 <Sophia> "It's enlightenment YOU seek, but is that what motivates others? You seem to be convinced inciting fear in others will bring them to your cause, but that will not work with everyone."
  192. May 19 14:53:22 <Kuji> "...Salino, do you need me to hit your back again?"
  193. May 19 14:53:51 <Salino> 1d20+5
  194. May 19 14:53:52 <DiceMaid-9001> Salino, 1d20+5: 13 [1d20=8]
  195. May 19 14:54:14 <Grant> "Then what would bring YOU to my cause? Nobody cares for anything if it doesn't affect them directly."
  196. May 19 14:54:27 <Salino> Salino gives a half-heartedly evil glare at Kuji. "If you touch me again I will make sure you regret it. I'm still feeling that last hit you gave my back."
  197. May 19 14:54:30 <Trevor> "That's... Quite alright... Now, Abe, could you at least... Move this somewhere... Less open?" He pushes against the Donphan to get him to move, but just gets batted away and knocked to the ground with what else but that weird thing he's holding.
  198. May 19 14:55:31 <Kuji> 1d20+10 shakeitoff
  199. May 19 14:55:32 <DiceMaid-9001> Kuji, shakeitoff: 13 [1d20=3]
  200. May 19 14:55:52 <Sophia> "That's a good question. I'm afraid that much is going to be unsolvable for you. You see, some, like myself, simply won't believe as you do, or well, not exactly as you do."
  201. May 19 14:56:08 <Sophia> "I do not suggest altering your faith to suit others, but rather your approach."
  202. May 19 14:56:09 <Salino> (Sophia is a cool chick)
  203. May 19 14:56:19 <Sophia> (She tries to be.)
  204. May 19 14:56:21 * Kuji glares back at Salino, and grabs his shoulder, squeezing it hard. It looked like he cracked a little, but he was still intense. "Salino... are you threatening me?"
  205. May 19 14:56:58 <Salino> (ohgodimgonnadie)
  206. May 19 14:56:58 * Jamal THE CRUISER RETURNS, and parks outside the station.
  207. May 19 14:57:14 <Grant> "Perhaps you are right. It has been two years since i started praying through all of Altho and yet i found only two converts."
  208. May 19 14:57:35 * Kuji threw on a fake smile for Jamal. "Hi Jamal! Glad you're back!"
  209. May 19 14:57:37 <Rachel> "Ooh, the police are fighting amongst themselves, this ought to be goo. . crap, it's the chief! Let's hide, guys"
  210. May 19 14:57:52 <Grant> "And those two are my loyal Pokémon companions."
  211. May 19 14:58:12 * Topic for #AlthoRegion is: Welcome to the Altho Region, Wanderers! Fortune cookie says "Something exciting will happen to you Friday" and I don't intend to disappoint it. http://i69.photobucket.com/albums/i61/GarlyleWilds/AlthoChart.png
  212. May 19 14:58:12 * Topic for #AlthoRegion set by Garlyle at Wed May 18 13:43:22 2011
  213. May 19 14:58:15 <Salino> "I was in the hospital all morning thanks in part to your stunt Kuji. You will NOT be getting another chance."
  214. May 19 14:58:48 <Trevor> "I... I apologize, but could someone help me up?" He flails about on the floor almost helplessly as Abe laughs at him.
  215. May 19 14:58:54 <Sophia> "Indeed. Preaching upon the soapbox will only reach so far. In my village, our proactive actions towards our neighboring tribes is what brings them into our fold."
  216. May 19 14:59:07 * Jamal walks out of the cruiser, as a little bear and a sneasel escort the two fugitives inside the station, a scyther stands guard beside them.
  217. May 19 14:59:08 <Rachel> The group ducks for cover, non-nonchalantly taking a seat at a nearby cafe to watch the show.
  218. May 19 14:59:24 <Sophia> "Some take it in a hostile manner, but many see my people as peaceful and look for that sort of lifestyle."
  219. May 19 14:59:25 * Jamal looks to the scene where the arrest occured, then back to the station, then back to the spot...this repeats for a while
  220. May 19 14:59:58 <Kuji> "Oh, really? Whatcha gonna do about, punk?" Kuji's mannerisms were... unfitting for a police man, to say the least. "Now, go help Trevor." he ordered, letting go of Salino.
  221. May 19 14:59:58 <Grant> "Proactive actions, you say?"
  222. May 19 15:00:17 <Salino> 1d20+10 cha check mofo
  223. May 19 15:00:18 <DiceMaid-9001> Salino, cha check mofo: 19 [1d20=9]
  224. May 19 15:00:30 <Jamal> "..."
  225. May 19 15:00:46 <Kuji> "And yes, Jamal, you did pass by us. Nice job."
  226. May 19 15:01:02 * Jamal starts looking to the crowd, then to the scene, then to the police HQ"
  227. May 19 15:01:03 <Salino> "I'll be sure to have a conversation with your superiors Kuji. It will not be a good one." With that he walked over to Trevor. "Looks like you could use some help man."
  228. May 19 15:01:18 <Kuji> 1d20
  229. May 19 15:01:19 <DiceMaid-9001> Kuji, 1d20: 19 [1d20=19]
  230. May 19 15:01:20 <Jamal> "...This, does not make sense."
  231. May 19 15:01:26 <Sophia> "Of course. My people work very hard to obtain food. Our work brings us discipline. Our discipline brings us patience. Our patience brings us kindness. In that respect we share our food, whatever is not needed to survive, with villages that cannot provide for themselves."
  232. May 19 15:01:31 <Rachel> (Wait, non-nonchalantly? I just noticed that. Whoops)
  233. May 19 15:01:34 <Jamal> 1d20 mymindisfulloffuck
  234. May 19 15:01:35 <DiceMaid-9001> Jamal, mymindisfulloffuck: 5 [1d20=5]
  235. May 19 15:01:46 * Kuji smirked. "Heh. It's not like I'm going to be sticking around. Your talk will do nothing."
  236. May 19 15:01:51 * Jamal kinda just stands there in confusion, "How the hell DID that happen?"
  237. May 19 15:02:18 <Trevor> "I hate to be a burden, but... I do need the assistance at the moment."
  238. May 19 15:02:35 <Kuji> "You arrested someone on that spot. It was quite a show, I assure you. Now, hurry up and take the criminal to the police station!"
  239. May 19 15:02:38 <Grant> "And that doesn't sparks greed or envy from them? There are many who'd attack a rich and peaceful village to take their goods."
  240. May 19 15:03:04 <Salino> (Trevor I walked over to you to help *points up*)
  241. May 19 15:03:13 * Jamal points to the bladed entourage currently escorting the fiends, "Deputies Alpha, Bravo and Charly got that handled."
  242. May 19 15:03:16 <Trevor> (You actually helped him up?)
  243. May 19 15:03:20 <Kuji> "I'd have to concur with Grant there."
  244. May 19 15:03:37 <Kuji> "That's why people like me exist."
  245. May 19 15:03:43 <Salino> (ohright, my mind is distracted my apologies)
  246. May 19 15:03:53 * Jamal starts to draw a diagram....he's just not getting this.
  247. May 19 15:04:24 <Salino> Salino grabs Trevor by the hand to help him up. "I think Abe could use some training."
  248. May 19 15:04:32 <Rachel> "Hm, what's that Jet? . . . Good idea, I like the way you think. Let's go while they're distracted"
  249. May 19 15:04:34 <Trevor> (Which arm? Left or right?)
  250. May 19 15:04:42 <Salino> (The one that's there? XD)
  251. May 19 15:04:50 <Salino> 1d2
  252. May 19 15:04:50 <DiceMaid-9001> Salino, 1d2: 1 [1d2=1]
  253. May 19 15:04:53 <Trevor> (>implying you know his second arm's not in there)
  254. May 19 15:04:53 <Salino> (left)
  255. May 19 15:05:02 * Jamal throws the paper back into the cruiser, "I give up. Must be more mind voodoo..." walks over to the station entrance, already filling out another form of sorts.
  256. May 19 15:05:05 <Rachel> Carefully, without drawing attention, Rachel and gang approach the station and, more specifically, the freshly parked cruiser
  257. May 19 15:05:29 <Sophia> "Their greed and envy is not because of our actions. It is because of a spiritual conflict in their hearts. We approach them too with peace and generosity. One catches more flies with honey than with vinegar, you see."
  258. May 19 15:05:34 <Rachel> (Close Watch/Silent Study, It's meant for pokemon but I figure it helps here)
  259. May 19 15:05:38 <Kuji> 1d20-4 >=11 I notice
  260. May 19 15:05:40 <DiceMaid-9001> Kuji, >=11 I notice: 6 [1d20=10]
  261. May 19 15:06:12 <Sophia> "Ones who abstain from violence, any and all, including self-defense, are highly revered in my village."
  262. May 19 15:06:15 <Trevor> Trevor reaches up and grabs at Salino's arm to hoist himself up. "Much appreciated... Now to deal with Abe." He pulls out his PokeBall. "I said I didn't want to do this, Abe, but you've forced my hand."
  263. May 19 15:06:25 * Jamal simply opens the door, "Charly, deliver this form!" The scyther...somehow takes the paper without shredding it, wtfamiwriting.
  264. May 19 15:06:51 <Kuji> "...that's an amazing Scyther you got there."
  265. May 19 15:06:53 <Grant> "That's your problem. Your actions confort the earthly needs of the others, but not the soul!"
  266. May 19 15:07:01 <Trevor> He recalls the Donphan in hopes that doing so will cause the ... thing... to drop, but it just gets sucked inside with Abe. "Well, that's not going to work..." He releases Abe once more, who taunts the boy even further.
  267. May 19 15:07:10 <Jamal> "Even I don't know how he does that."
  268. May 19 15:07:26 <Jamal> "you should see him use chop sticks, that's a show"
  269. May 19 15:07:29 <Sophia> "We do what we can for the flesh, such that the spirit may follow. A soul who sees kindness may learn to return kindness."
  270. May 19 15:07:46 * Kuji lets go of Sophia's hand and starts climbing up Abe. "Now, now, Abe, let go of the boy's thing."
  271. May 19 15:07:53 <Rachel> (I need a name for my gang of Smeargle)
  272. May 19 15:07:57 <Salino> 1d20+1 herpderp missing arm?
  273. May 19 15:07:58 <DiceMaid-9001> Salino, herpderp missing arm?: 18 [1d20=17]
  274. May 19 15:08:24 * Jamal finally turns around, and inspects the company of the area.
  275. May 19 15:08:27 <Trevor> Abe swings his arm about as Kuji tries to climb up him in hopes of shaking him off and retaining what Salino now realizes is a plastic mannequin's arm.
  276. May 19 15:08:32 <Trevor> 1d20+4 SWING IT ABE!
  277. May 19 15:08:33 <DiceMaid-9001> Trevor, SWING IT ABE!: 17 [1d20=13]
  278. May 19 15:08:34 * Jamal starres at Sophia.
  279. May 19 15:08:40 <Kuji> 1d20+10 Let's see this.
  280. May 19 15:08:42 <DiceMaid-9001> Kuji, Let's see this.: 16 [1d20=6]
  281. May 19 15:08:51 <Grant> "Not if you just provide them without making them do something in return."
  282. May 19 15:08:58 <Trevor> (You get flung off, if barely.)
  283. May 19 15:09:01 <Salino> Salino looks at Abe inquisitively and manages to finally see just what it is that he has taken from Trevor. "H-- Hey pal that's not nice! Give that back!"
  284. May 19 15:09:08 <Jamal> "I don't believe we've met."
  285. May 19 15:09:27 * Kuji falls off, but manages to land perfectly.
  286. May 19 15:09:30 <Rachel> Now safely hidden behind the cruiser, the group begins their work
  287. May 19 15:09:35 * Garlyle (464dd8bc@sux-775C1CDB.mibbit.com) has joined #AlthoRegion
  288. May 19 15:09:35 * UboaServ sets mode +q #AlthoRegion Garlyle
  289. May 19 15:09:35 * UboaServ gives channel operator status to Garlyle
  290. May 19 15:09:37 <Salino> (ohwhat he swiped at me?)
  291. May 19 15:09:40 <Grant> "Were i at your village, the food would be given yes, but those who wanted it would need to help plant, collect or at least learn our ways."
  292. May 19 15:09:40 <Salino> (meep)
  293. May 19 15:09:43 <Trevor> "Abe, must you insist on these shenanigans?"
  294. May 19 15:09:52 <Kuji> "Alright, Abe. Give the thing back,"
  295. May 19 15:09:53 <Rachel> (And our illustrious leader is here)
  296. May 19 15:10:21 <Kuji> 1d20 CHA check
  297. May 19 15:10:23 <DiceMaid-9001> Kuji, CHA check: 20 [1d20=20]
  298. May 19 15:10:28 <Trevor> He jumps up, trying once more to bat the mannequin arm out of Donphan's grip... With no such luck.
  299. May 19 15:10:30 <Sophia> "We ask that those who can do but with those who refuse, we continue our efforts. One cannot force belief, no matter the attempt."
  300. May 19 15:10:32 <Kuji> (...)
  301. May 19 15:10:42 <Trevor> (How do you CHA a Donphan?!?)
  302. May 19 15:10:53 <Kuji> (By MANLY STRENGTH.)
  303. May 19 15:10:55 <Trevor> (That's, like, not even fair.)
  304. May 19 15:11:05 <Kuji> (Among other things.)
  305. May 19 15:11:30 * Kuji pats the Donphan a little. "There, there, now. I think Trevor wants his thing back."
  306. May 19 15:11:35 <Sophia> Sophia notices suddenly her hand has been released and that a man is staring at her. "Oh, greetings, sir. I am Sophia Weaver."
  307. May 19 15:11:43 <Salino> Salino pulls out a lollipop from his trench coat, just how many does he have stashed in that thing? "Does Abe like candy?"
  308. May 19 15:11:50 <Trevor> The Donphan looks at Kuji and, remembering what happened last time, attempts to pelt him with the arm.
  309. May 19 15:12:05 <Grant> "If you can't teach a children that jumping from a Cliff is not wrong, it will try to do so. Better to prevent them from doing evil and hurting themselves and others. Than letting it happen any.. Oh great, the 'Janitor'."
  310. May 19 15:12:11 <Kuji> (...roll the AC.)
  311. May 19 15:12:13 <Trevor> (Also, Kuji still doesn't know it's an arm because no WIS identification yet)
  312. May 19 15:12:18 <Trevor> 1d20 Arm throwing
  313. May 19 15:12:19 <DiceMaid-9001> Trevor, Arm throwing: 17 [1d20=17]
  314. May 19 15:12:21 <Jamal> "I am Captain Jamal Jenkins, of the Ivoryscape Police force, at your..."
  315. May 19 15:12:28 <Kuji> (...and damage.)
  316. May 19 15:12:28 <Jamal> 1d20 wtfishappeningtomycar
  317. May 19 15:12:28 <DiceMaid-9001> Jamal, wtfishappeningtomycar: 10 [1d20=10]
  318. May 19 15:12:35 <Jamal> "service."
  319. May 19 15:12:44 * Jamal he notices nothing.
  320. May 19 15:13:01 <Rachel> (Oh, yeah)
  321. May 19 15:13:03 <Trevor> Kuji is, needless to say, slapped across the face with it.
  322. May 19 15:13:07 <Sophia> "Oh, Captain, so you work with Kuji here?"
  323. May 19 15:13:26 <Grant> "You got any lead from yesterday's case?"
  324. May 19 15:13:28 <Jamal> "Indeed I do, he's an intern of the force."
  325. May 19 15:13:53 * Kuji staggers back. "Okay, Abe. Don't make me have to hit you. Just put the thing down."
  326. May 19 15:14:14 <Trevor> "Abe..." Trevor glares at the Donphan. "I told you to return it. Not use it as a weapon."
  327. May 19 15:14:29 <Trevor> (Also, he threw it, so it's on the ground now.)
  328. May 19 15:14:31 * Grant stares at Jamal. "The clowns, you know."
  329. May 19 15:14:42 <Jamal> "unfortionately, no. we've heard nothing of the sort."
  330. May 19 15:14:49 <Kuji> "Oh, and Christoph, while we're at it."
  331. May 19 15:15:10 <Jamal> "Nothing about him either."
  332. May 19 15:15:11 * Frostfire (Tentacruel@sux-ECDFEFD1.hsd1.ga.comcast.net) has joined #AlthoRegion
  333. May 19 15:15:17 <Grant> "Ah glorious."
  334. May 19 15:15:33 <Jamal> "we do, however, get free dinner at Joe's Diner on 5th street. some show your badge special."
  335. May 19 15:15:44 <Salino> Salino returns the candy to wherever inside his trench coat he pulled it from and walks off to retrieve the arm. "That is one feisty Donphan you got Trevor. I believe you'll be happy to have this back."
  336. May 19 15:16:27 <Jamal> "and by the way Kuji," he gets up really close, "that voltorb thing? worked TOO WELL."
  337. May 19 15:16:29 * Frostfire is now known as SophiaWeaver
  338. May 19 15:16:34 <SophiaWeaver> (Derping Derps)
  339. May 19 15:16:41 <Kuji> "Oh, shoot!" Kuji turned his attention to Jamal immediately. "FREE FOOD? WHERE!?"
  340. May 19 15:16:46 <SophiaWeaver> (Did my last message get through?)
  341. May 19 15:16:55 <Kuji> <Sophia> "Oh, Captain, so you work with Kuji here?" <- last message
  342. May 19 15:16:59 <Salino> (negatory)
  343. May 19 15:17:01 <SophiaWeaver> "Intern?" Sophia looks very surprised to hear that and is about to say something but appears to think better of it. "I see. Well, he has been very kind to me. We were actually touring the city before we stopped here."
  344. May 19 15:17:09 <Jamal> "Joe's Diner, on 5th street."
  345. May 19 15:17:44 * Sophia has quit (Ping timeout)
  346. May 19 15:17:54 * Kuji hops onto Jamal's car when suddenly... "Hm? What are you doing here?" he asked Rachel.
  347. May 19 15:17:56 <Trevor> Trevor turns towards Salino as his name is mentioned, then looks down at the mannequin arm he's holding. It's only at this moment he realizes how large a crowd he must have gathered before his face turns a shade of red you thoought was only imagineable in the cartoons. "Well, I... Err... This is most certainly discomforting."
  348. May 19 15:18:04 <Kuji> was going to hop*
  349. May 19 15:18:15 * Jamal the pokecop entourage exits the station just as this occurs.
  350. May 19 15:18:27 <Rachel> "Aaand they noticed. Let's go, guys!"
  351. May 19 15:18:36 <Rachel> Rachel and co. take off full speed down the street.
  352. May 19 15:18:38 * Jamal COP SENSES TINGLING + 15
  353. May 19 15:18:46 <Jamal> 1d20+15 rather.
  354. May 19 15:18:47 <DiceMaid-9001> Jamal, rather.: 25 [1d20=10]
  355. May 19 15:18:55 * Jamal notices car, and the gang, and Rachel
  356. May 19 15:19:06 <Jamal> "FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF- APPREHEND THEM, DEPUTIES!"
  357. May 19 15:19:09 * SophiaWeaver is now known as Sophia
  358. May 19 15:19:10 <Rachel> (Note: Anyone who's in the Ivoryscape Police will know who I am, as well as most of the local citizens)
  359. May 19 15:19:15 * Damien (DamienLuna@sux-B83BB89F.hsd1.wa.comcast.net) has joined #AlthoRegion
  360. May 19 15:19:26 <Salino> Salino leans closer to Trevor as he hands him his arm to talk quietly to him. "Don't worry too much, these people are all way too distracted. Kuji? He's already forgotten."
  361. May 19 15:19:29 * Jamal the Teddiursa, Sneasel and Scyther all chase
  362. May 19 15:19:43 <Grant> "Oh well, in any case, i shall leave for a while. This will be the last speech i will make, so it will be special."
  363. May 19 15:19:50 <Kuji> <Rachel> (Note: Anyone who's in the Ivoryscape Police will know who I am, as well as most of the local citizens) <- intern
  364. May 19 15:20:10 <Kuji> "What? What? Why?"
  365. May 19 15:20:16 <Sophia> "What in the world is happening here?" Sophia says, oblivious to what has been going on so far.
  366. May 19 15:20:31 * Jamal Jamal bolts to his car, egets the tranciever, "That Rachel girl and her gang just PAINTED MY CAR. WITHOUT A PERMIT. THE HUMANITY! Apprehend them, they are heading down toward...<wherever you are going>"
  367. May 19 15:20:38 <Rachel> Painted on the side of the cruiser is a beautiful, grand mural . . . of Smeargle painting a police cruiser, and some fairly dopey policemen standing to the side arguing, derping, and just not noticing in general.
  368. May 19 15:21:01 * Grant stands on the speaking area and again starts preaching about how evil is ruining the world and yadda yadda...
  369. May 19 15:21:02 * DamienLunas has quit (Ping timeout)
  370. May 19 15:21:05 <Jamal> "Oh, hey, she at least got the sexy beard right..."
  371. May 19 15:21:05 * Grant is now known as Plutonis
  372. May 19 15:21:19 <Jamal> "BUT IN ANY CASE."
  373. May 19 15:21:19 * Plutonis is now known as Awaytonis
  374. May 19 15:21:24 <Kuji> "...you have to admit, that's a pretty good painting. I'm glad they got my muscles right."
  375. May 19 15:21:29 <Trevor> This statement doesn't seem to alleviate Trevor's embarrassment any less. "I... I honestly hope such is the case."
  376. May 19 15:21:50 <Salino> 1d20+10 all the charisma
  377. May 19 15:21:50 <DiceMaid-9001> Salino, all the charisma: 25 [1d20=15]
  378. May 19 15:21:52 <Rachel> After making it a short distance down the street, the group ducks into an alleyway and heads off into the shadows.
  379. May 19 15:21:55 <Jamal> "We're in a pickle now, free dinner or JUSTICE."
  380. May 19 15:22:16 * Jamal the knife fighting trio bundles by, cause none of them have tracker :E
  381. May 19 15:22:24 <Sophia> "Oh, my, you must be... quite busy. I had better go. Kuji, we can continue this some other time?" (I legit have to go now actually.)
  382. May 19 15:22:32 <Trevor> (You sure Teddi doesn't have Tracker?)
  383. May 19 15:22:34 <Kuji> "And it seems the culprit has gotten away. It's free dinner time!" He said, reaching over and grabbing Salino.
  384. May 19 15:22:40 <Jamal> (actually he might, but it's funnier this way)
  385. May 19 15:22:51 <Kuji> "Yeah. I want some of that free dinner, anyways."
  386. May 19 15:22:56 <Salino> "Don't worry about it, pal! It's not a problem whatsoever! Don't worry about it okay?"
  387. May 19 15:23:03 <Trevor> (Incoming awkward. Please don't stare please don't stare.)
  388. May 19 15:23:05 <Rachel> Another victory for . . . whatever the gang's name is! Celebrations for all!
  389. May 19 15:23:06 <Trevor> (xD)
  390. May 19 15:23:07 <Jamal> "...fine," he gets out a horn of sorts. "JUSTICE TEAM, ASSSSEMBLEEEE", and he blows it.
  391. May 19 15:23:11 <Sophia> "Very well. Enjoy that. Salino, it was good seeing you again."
  392. May 19 15:23:26 * Jamal the trio return promptly, and stand at an attention w/ a salute.
  393. May 19 15:23:38 <Sophia> With that Sophia walks away, the wind blowing dramatically in her hair as I cheesily exit the channel.
  394. May 19 15:23:42 * Kuji grabs Salino's collar and drags him to the police cruiser. "Come on, there's nothing like a free dinner."
  395. May 19 15:23:47 <Salino> 1d20-4 none of the strength
  396. May 19 15:23:47 <DiceMaid-9001> Salino, none of the strength: 5 [1d20=9]
  397. May 19 15:23:52 <Jamal> "Nice attempt, men, but chasing further would be a wasted effort. FOR DINNER."
  398. May 19 15:24:09 <Sophia> (Isn't it still only like 11 AM though?)
  399. May 19 15:24:18 <Jamal> -"FOR LUNCH"
  400. May 19 15:24:22 <Jamal> (I have no idea, lol)
  401. May 19 15:24:28 * Jamal they bundle into the car and drive off
  402. May 19 15:24:28 <Trevor> (It's hardly past 10 or so.)
  403. May 19 15:24:32 <Kuji> (Yeah, it's supposed to be 10.)
  404. May 19 15:24:35 <Salino> Salino is dragged forcibly by Kuji for a bit before he erupts into the loudest yell that anyone has heard from the man "I TOLD YOU NOT TO TOUCH ME PAL!"
  405. May 19 15:24:35 <Sophia> (Oh, alright. Well, see some of you in a couple hours.)
  406. May 19 15:24:58 * Sophia has quit (Quit: Leaving)
  407. May 19 15:25:03 * Kuji forces- "...Jamal, those Pokemon just rode off without you."
  408. May 19 15:25:18 <Trevor> (Oh God what.)
  409. May 19 15:25:34 <Jamal> "..."
  410. May 19 15:25:46 <Jamal> "I should have never have taught Bravo how to drive."
  411. May 19 15:25:56 <Kuji> "...nice job. It looks like we'll have to walk."
  412. May 19 15:26:05 <Jamal> "don't worry, he has a learner's permit."
  413. May 19 15:26:12 <Salino> 1d20-4
  414. May 19 15:26:13 <DiceMaid-9001> Salino, 1d20-4: 15 [1d20=19]
  415. May 19 15:26:17 <Kuji> "Come along, Salino." he said, dragging Salino along the way.
  416. May 19 15:26:25 <Kuji> 1d20+10 Opposing
  417. May 19 15:26:27 <DiceMaid-9001> Kuji, Opposing: 30 [1d20=20]
  418. May 19 15:26:34 <Trevor> Trevor tries to take the moment of their distractedness by the Teddiursa driving off in the cop cruiser to quickly slip his arm back in.
  419. May 19 15:26:38 <Trevor> 1d20-3 Fumblan'
  420. May 19 15:26:39 <DiceMaid-9001> Trevor, Fumblan': 15 [1d20=18]
  421. May 19 15:26:40 <Salino> Salino clocks Kuji in the face for trying once again to drag him. "GET OFF ME PAL!"
  422. May 19 15:26:51 <Trevor> 1d20-3 Moar'
  423. May 19 15:26:52 <DiceMaid-9001> Trevor, Moar': 6 [1d20=9]
  424. May 19 15:26:54 <Rachel> (Poor, poor Salino)
  425. May 19 15:27:37 * Kuji backs Salino up a wall and yells, "OH, YEAH! DON'T YOU DARE DO THAT AGAIN, DO YOU UNDERSTAND ME!?"
  426. May 19 15:27:39 * Jamal leaningawayfromcopfight.jpg
  427. May 19 15:27:40 <Trevor> He's able to get his blazer off surprisingly well and quickly for having only one usable arm at the moment, but it's surprisingly a chore to plug the mannequin arm back into the ... Wait, how does that even work?!?
  428. May 19 15:27:50 <Salino> 1d20+10
  429. May 19 15:27:50 <DiceMaid-9001> Salino, 1d20+10: 30 [1d20=20]
  430. May 19 15:27:54 <Jamal> "What the shit"
  431. May 19 15:27:58 <Trevor> Oh God.)
  432. May 19 15:28:27 <Salino> Salino glares straight into Kuji's eyes with a look of a warrior. "You will unhand me right now INTERN!"
  433. May 19 15:28:38 <Rachel> (20's, 20's everywhere)
  434. May 19 15:28:38 <Salino> (all of the charisma ALL OF IT)
  435. May 19 15:29:21 * Kuji lets go... a little sheepish. "Don't you dare hit me again, or else I'll hit you back..." he said, meekly. "Anyways, let's go get free food..."
  436. May 19 15:29:28 * Jamal takes out a big ass law book, and starts to flip through it. "Moral compass is confused, it hurts itsself in confusion"
  437. May 19 15:30:02 <Kuji> 1d20 ohgodgetbacktogether
  438. May 19 15:30:04 <DiceMaid-9001> Kuji, ohgodgetbacktogether: 3 [1d20=3]
  439. May 19 15:30:32 <Rachel> (Haha, this is great. I love you, Dicemaid)
  440. May 19 15:31:10 <Salino> Salino is quite visible PISSED but the prospect of food entices him. "...right... free food! Let's go then!" He's still half-yelling.
  441. May 19 15:31:29 <Kuji> 1d20+3 getbacktogether
  442. May 19 15:31:30 <Salino> (also I have to go for dinner so autopilot for a bit or something)
  443. May 19 15:31:30 <DiceMaid-9001> Kuji, getbacktogether: 23 [1d20=20]
  444. May 19 15:31:58 <Jamal> "...tldr." he tosses it aside with a comedic THUD.
  445. May 19 15:32:16 <Kuji> "Alright... let's go..." Kuji is visibly better, but still a little shaken. "Alright, let's get going, Jamal."
  446. May 19 15:32:49 <Trevor> After enough fumbling about, Trevor at last finally has his damned arm back in place and is sufficiently covered up. He looks around to make sure no one was staring.
  447. May 19 15:33:17 <Kuji> (Sorry, Trevor, no one cares about you that much.)
  448. May 19 15:33:33 <Kuji> (Also, now would be a GREAT time to draw a Loyalty Card.)
  449. May 19 15:33:42 <Trevor> (Thankfully. xP Too much "Cops Killing Each Other!")
  450. May 19 15:33:53 <Trevor> (But you can't blame him for being paranoid, can you?)
  451. May 19 15:33:54 <Kuji> (*shuffles the deck and draws one*)
  452. May 19 15:34:08 <Kuji> ...
  453. May 19 15:34:09 <Rachel> (What's a Loyalty card?)
  454. May 19 15:34:16 * Jamal walks down the street with a puzzled expression, "Wait a minute, I never gave them the car keys..."
  455. May 19 15:34:35 <Kuji> (It's a system I use for making sudden changes in loyalty.)
  456. May 19 15:34:51 <Kuji> (And... I drew... the D****)
  457. May 19 15:35:11 <Jamal> (the dumbo?)
  458. May 19 15:35:17 <Kuji> (The Doubt.)
  459. May 19 15:35:20 <Jamal> (donut, daisy..)
  460. May 19 15:35:34 <Kuji> (Relations between Salino and Kuji are going to be very interesting.)
  461. May 19 15:36:12 <Gents> (If only Hayate wanted to converse with you all hahah)
  462. May 19 15:36:37 <Kuji> "...oh. Where are the car keys?"
  463. May 19 15:37:21 * Kit (kittrezz@sux-77D64B5F.hsd1.md.comcast.net) has joined #AlthoRegion
  464. May 19 15:37:26 <Jamal> "<dangle dangle> right here." BUTWHOWASKEY?
  465. May 19 15:38:27 <Kuji> "..." Kuji reached for his walkie-talkie and said, "Um... we have a missing police cruiser. Look for one with a great mural on it."
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