RWR civilian dialogs, concept

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citizen1: so we have soldier helping us now
citizen2: yep
citizen1: so which side is helping us
citizen2: the side not shooting at us
citizen1: oh.
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citizen1: three sides fight over our land and we do what?
citizen2: we shoot the ones losing.
citizen1: but why?
citizen2: cause the ones winning are the good guys.
citizen1: that makes no sense!
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citizen1: Your mom is so...
citizen2: shut up or I will run you down with a technical
citizen1: ok
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citizen1: so I saw a strange guy in the capital before the war.
citizen2: You mean that collector guy.
citizen1: yeah you seen him?
citizen2: nope, just his suit.
citizen1: yeah freaky isn't it.
citizen2: yep, but hey his has a minigun, so lets not bad mouth him.
citizen1: agreed.
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citizen1: why didn't we strap rockets to the technicals?
citizen2: cause rockets are expensive.
citizen1: but the church has a catch of them in the basement.
citizen2: yes but you try talking the pastor out of his explosives.
citizen1: only takes some wisky and a horny mag.
citizen2: why do you know that.
citizen1: don't ask.
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citizen1: so saw a soldier the other day
citizen2: uh, so have I he is standing near us
citizen1: oh.
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citizen1: why are we even fighting these guys?
citizen2: because they have been oppressing us?
citizen1: You sure cause I don't think that is true.
citizen2: neither do I but hell I get to shoot things so.
citizen1: Man you are crazy.
citizen2: so
citizen1: ...
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citizen1: So my dad ordered a golden deagle last week.
citizen2: how much did it cost him?
citizen1: no clue but he sold his farm truk for it.
citizen2: damn.
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citizen1: many I could be playing CaD:MH
citizen2: whats that
citizen1: a generic shooter where you shoot racist people
citizen2: so here last week.
citizen1: yeah, but the game is more fun.