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- >You are Gilda.
- >You go to the shitbucket of a high school that is Canterlot High.
- >Every single pretty-toed bitch in school has a problem with you, because you are too fucking awesome for this ratty town.
- >You drive to school on you badass motherfucking Harley.
- >Why the fuck would you give a shit what some prissy sluts in pink think about your ride?
- >Driving around the back off the school, you drop your Harley off in a secluded pile of wet leaves, where nobody would ever think to look.
- >As run run off as quick as you can towards the front, you here an alarm rattle off it's cry of bullshit.
- >It was loud blaring noise that sounded a lot like a police car.
- >All to familiar for the most rebellious motherfucker out there.
- >Rushing towards the front of the building, you see the asshole who you always expected to be on his way into the back of a police car.
- >Flash Motherfucking Sentry
- >"Flash Sentry, you are under arrest for possession of alcohol, both as a minor and on school grounds. You have the right to remain silent."
- >Fucking idiot. Who brings beer to school?
- >Ignoring the scene, you walk up the stairs and see the shit's prissy ass girlfriend.
- >Sunset Motherfucking Shimmer
- >By the look of her face, she had a part to play in Flash Sentry getting arrested.
- >She has a knack for that kind of bullshit.
- >Triumphantly, she walks off into the school, headed for the end of the hallway.
- >As if the fact that it was fucking Monday wasn't bad enough.
- >You walk into the school, ready to fuck a bitch up.
- >You see that whore down at the end of the hallway, hitting on your man Anon.
- >Sunset might have already been a total fucking bitch, but she should know better than to try to fuck with you on this level.
- >You stomp down there, barely able to control yourself exploding.
- "Hey, Sunslut Shimmertits, what the fuck are you doing with my man?"
- >Anon's eyes widen with fear, as he grabs his shit and makes a fucking run for it, in hopes of escaping the serious shit that was about to go down.
- >"Do you know who the fuck you're talking too? I can have whoever I want, whenever I want, because unlike you, I'm not some slobbering pig who rolls around in her own dirt."
- >Unable to tolerate her bullshit, you grab her by the shoulders and violently shove her up against a locker, as you slap her silly until her cheeks are bruised and bleeding.
- >With a finishing blow, you slam her down to the left, watching as she cries in pain on the ground in a pool of her own blood.
- "You've been Gildominated. Now shut the fuck up and stay with your own deadbeat of a boyfriend."
- >At this point, half the fucking school was staring at you as if you just killed her.
- >Probably should have, but you walk off to your locker, grab your shit, and head off to chemistry class with Anon.
- >Throughout the hall, you get sneers from more prissy 50 cent whores who probably didn't see what you did to their Queen.
- >Not like any of them fucking mattered.
- >Every girl in this fucking school is a two-faced shit eating prissy anorexic whore, and every guy is a swagmongering douchebag who listens to Lil' Wayne and sucks dick an average of two times a day.
- >Except for your sweet little Anon.
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