"Tea" Afterparty

It was a cold, rainy night.
The same weather of which Patrick had to end his best friend's life.

It was still fresh in his memory, even if it was a year ago.

Patrick was kneeling in rainwater mixed with SpongeBob's mutated blood, the blood that changed his friend into a killer.

He was openly weeping, cradling SpongeBob's lifeless, still-warm body in his arms, pleading with his dead friend to forgive him.

"...I'm so sorry, SpongeBob," he said to himself, beginning to tear up again.

He couldn't live like this any longer.

He got up to the phone, and after some hesitation, he called Squidward.

"Hello?" Patrick asked.

"..Who is this?" Squidward's voice resonated out of the phone, as nasal as it was 10 years ago.

"...Squidward, it's Patrick." Patrick's voice sounded dead and hollow, not like it was before.

"Jesus, Patrick! How long has it been?" Squidward sounded shocked.

Squidward was about to say more, but Patrick needed to tell him.

"Squidward, tell Mr. Krabs I'm sorry."

...

"What?" Squidward, after a few moments of silence on the phone, realised what Patrick was going to do. "No, Patrick, don't do it! We could talk it over! We could-"

Patrick put the phone down.
"...I'm comin', SpongeBob..."

Patrick put his gun to his neck, the very same gun used to kill his best friend.
Tears were rolling out of his eyes freely now.

"I'm comin'..."

A deafening bang was heard throughout the apartment blo-

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"PATRICK NO!"
The Mad Hatter jolted upright in her seat, eyes veiny and red.
"W-w-where's Patrick?"

...
This feels familiar to you.
"Who's Patrick?" You ask.

The Hatter looks around for a bit.
"Nevermind," she says.

"I told you that shit was weird," said yourself, pointing to the purple cocaine.

The Hatter looked around, saw that the Cheshire Cat and March Hare were both sleeping in each other's arms (and covered in each other's cum) on the grass.

The Hatter's eyes widened and licked her lips.
The Hatter looked over to you with puppy eyes.

"Oh, fine. But no drugs this time," you said to her.