Bugs Bunny and Pieri

Pieri giggled as she dashed through the battlefield, looking for more soldiers to play with. "Hehehe! Pieri can't wait to have some fun those big strong men! Here I come~!" Suddenly, she tripped over a hole and landed flat on her face. "Ow! That hurt!"

"Eh, what's up, doll?" A loud and obnoxious voice rang from behind her. Pieri picked herself up and turned around to see a grey humanoid rabbit chomping on a carrot. "Huh? What are you? Are you some kind of weird weasel?" The pigtailed girl tilted her head in confusion.

"Weasel? Miss, I think you need some glasses. Do I look like a weasel to you?" The rabbit put his hands on his hips. "I am one hundred percent American bunny! And speaking of America, I must have ended up at one of those... reenactment sites. I knew I should've taken that turn at Albuquerque!"

"Hahahahaha! Pieri thinks you're funny!" The girl fell on her ass, laughing. "You're gonna be Pieri's new pet!"

"What? Oh, no! No, no, no, no! I am not gonna be your pet! No, sirree!" The rabbit shook his head firmly. "Out of the question! Bugs Bunny ain't gonna be your baby bunny boy- OOF!"

Pieri tackled him and rubbed her cheek against his face. "You're so soft, Mr. Bunny! Pieri can't wait to play with you!"

"Oh, brother! How do I get stuck with the looney ones?" Bugs groaned, trying to push the smiling girl off of him. "Okay, doll, ya talked me into it. I'm gonna be your cutesy-wutesy pet.

"YAAAAAY! PIERI'S GOT A PET! PIERI'S GOT A-"

"But first! There's something ya gotta do for me." Bugs smiled, motioning the girl to come close to him. Pieri walked over, a curious look on her face.  "What does Pieri have to do, Mr. Bunny?"

"Okay, first..." Bugs grabbed her and spun her around, so that her back was facing him. "And then..." He pushed her into a bowing postion, her butt sticking out in front of him. "And theeeen..." The rabbit began to undo her clothing to show her bare butt in front of him. "Voila! And now for the finishing touch!"

"W-What are you going to do to P-Pieri?" Pieri's face was adorned with a bright red blush on her face, the look in her eyes had a mixture of fear, excitement, and lust. "Pieri is starting to get nervous, Mr. Bunny..."

"Don't worry, It'll be all over in just a minute..." Bugs pulled out a notepad and began drawing something down. "Hmmm... Let's see, carry the 2, divide by 3..." He tossed the pad aside, took several steps back, got into a running position, and dashed towards Pieri.  "HERE I COME! YAHOO!"

"What? What are you talking about, Mr. Bunn-EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!"

Pieri went flying over the horizon as Bugs lowered his foot down and brushed his hands. "I knew I should've signed up for the Cowboys. Ain't I a stinker?" He let out a chuckle as he munched on his carrot.