CANRIBRU (I'll need to find a title later)

>It was another day on the scene.
>Taking a walk, just because.
>No one ever told you NOT to.
>It is, just because it is, ya know?
>A carnival, out of the blue.
>It was sudden, and quick.
>You never seen it
>Like ripping a band aid off.
>But in this case, it was a carnival.
>Things began to stretch, and your vision began to get fuzzy
>...
>You stumble inside the tent, after being welcomed by a jester with a frown.
>"Welcome..."
>Things were spinning.
>Weird voices bounced everywhere.
>FUCK
>You must be drunk... Or high... Or SOMETHING.
>The fabric of the tent was soft as you pulled back on it.
>A gust of cold wind and laughter greeted you on your way in.

>You turn back and watch as the light dies down.
>Smiling faces, with silly hats, and all the little people began to disappear.
>HOLY SHIT!
>Music began playing.
>You see people, roughly your age, sitting in rows.
>Not wanting to be the oddball, you join in their laughter.
>The tent was A LOT bigger on the inside.
>Pictures of creatures, mostly ponies, doing silly acts were all over the wall.
>A stage was in the middle, empty, with a stage lights shining down on it.
>The laughter died down and the crowd sat at the edge of their seats.
>Again, not wanting to be the oddball, you sit and act as the rest of them.
>A tiny tent began to rise from the ground.
>...
>A Man peeps his head out.
>The crowds looked at him in shock, an almost disappointed look.
>That man returns the look.
>He walks out of the tiny tent, with a cane and top hat that seemed to be worn out.
>"FOR THE BENEFITS OF DISCORD, THERE WILL BE A SHOW TONIGHT ON TRAMPOLINE..."
>Suddenly, the sets began to jiggle.
>The entire tent seemed to be on top of a giant trampoline.

>Men and Women began to laugh and shout, jumping up and down.
>The man gives a pelvic thrust in the air.
>Taking a closer look, you see black horses behind him.
>They seemed to have holes in their hooves, and... A HORN
>UNICORNS!
>You laughed and jumped with the crowd.
>"THE MANE 6 WILL ALL BE THERE, GILDA, TRIXIE, IRON WILL, HAVE YOU SEEN HIM? HE'S GREAT, HE'S TOUGH!"
>Posters of "Gilda, Trixie, and Iron Will" fall from the ceiling.
>One of them looked like a bird-lion, another one looks like a buff guy with horns and-
>UNICORN!
>UNICORN!
>UNICORN!
>You didn't know what was happening, but what you DID know is...
>YOU'RE GONNA FUCKING SEE THIS UNICORN!
>"Over men and horses hoops and garters... Lastly through a hogshead of real fire!"
>The black horses begin to ride out on unicycles and some even flew!
>You couldn't hold back anymore, the only thing you could do was laugh.
>Your tears were laughing with you!
>"In his way, Discord will challenge the world!"
>The man in the center points up.
>"WITH THE CHANGELINGS! They're great! They're just... chilled out!"
>The man disappears in a cloud of smoke.
>All of the black horses were playing weirdly shaped instruments.

>"The celebrated Mr. D will play at three, in the Canterlot Gardens... NICE NECK OF WOODS!"
>Where the hell is he?!
>You look all around the tent, but he was nowhere in sight.
>He re-appears on the top of a large tower of traffic cones.
>The black horses were playing their instruments around it.
>"Chrysalis is gonna DANCE and SING, when Discord flies through the ring!"
>"Don't be late!" The black horses chanted, pointing their instruments towards the center.
>"Don't be late..." The strange man whispered loudly.
>He points his cane towards the ceiling.
>Black crystals began to grow from his cane.
>It shot black light, if that's even possible, and wherever the light seemed to touch, more black crystals grew!
>Some of the crowd began to turn into the crystals
>The woman next to you almost wet her PANTS from laughing!
>"Sombra..." The black horses in the air chanted.
>"SOMBRO assures the public... HIS PRODUCTION IS SECOND TO NONE, BABY!" The man, whom you assumed was Discord at this point, sang out on his tower.
>The trampoline floor returned to a dirt floor, people next to you continues to jump, however...
>"AND OF COURSE, NIGHTMARE MOON! IS GONNA LAY A TUUUUUNE!~" Discord sang out, down to the black horses.
>They laughed, some falling off of the cone-tower.

>"Oh you gotta see it, it’s genius! I mean she’s brilliant, she’s got the stuff and movements and sorts. Horses... how do they do that stuff?!"
>An elegant black horse, with a helmet and an armor set, descended from the ceiling.
>Her mane was bouncing around and-
>UNICORN!
>UNICORN WITH WINGS.
>UNICORN WITH WINGS THAT CAN FLY!
>"You gotta give her sugar, you know, and shes called Darkie and it’s a lot of explanation but don’t worry about it humans, ok?"
>The uni-wing-black-horse looked at Discord with hate in her eyes.
>"Just tune in, turn off, drop out, drop in, switch off, switch on, and explode."
>An explotion of cones, under the duo, shot out at the crowd.
>One of them hit the woman next to you.
>She seemed to have been knocked out of the stands or something...
>Because, she just vanished!
>...
>You turn to the center once more, trying your best to concentrate.
>The actors in the center organized themselves once more.
>"The band begins at ten to six, when Trixie performs her tricks!"
>Discord takes cover behind Darkie.
>"Without a sound." He whispers into your ear.
FUCK?!
>You turn, to see that no one was there.

>"And Chrysalis will demonstrate, TEN DIFFERENT FORMS! Whatever they are..."
>A beautiful woman appears, with cut-up green and black dress.
>Her arm bursts into green flames, and transforms into a giant crab claw!
>Amazed, you begin to clap.
>"Having been some days in preparation, A splendid time is guaranteed for all!" Discord bows, taking off his hat.
>"And what's more, Discord, is topping the bill baby! Across the universe!"
> Discord begins to fly up.
> How the hell?!
>You didn't see a cord of any kind attached to him.
>"It's me! I'm on top of the bill! I spent years getting to this point! I’m bloody brilliant. This is golden, you gotta see what I do man!  I got Unicorns, and dogs, and Minotaurs, and Pegasus, and Changelings! Its just, its such a collection!!!" Discord was flying up and up...
>His arms and legs spread, continuing his ascension.
>"I spent years putting it together... You gotta watch it... You gotta see it..."
>Darkie and Chrysalis rolls their eyes.
>"It’s me!"
>Fireworks go off everywhere.
>"Yeah..."
>After the last firework, all your could see are the glowing eyes of Discord, and the other performers.
>...
>Alright, now where's your exit?
>...

>DAMN it was dark.
>You trip and fall to your knees.
GOD DAMN IT!
>Seriously, is it too hard to ask for a candle or something?
>A candle appears in front of you.
Thank you!
>Wait...
>That was weird...
>Unsteadily, you try to make your way up.
>Being the terrible drunk you were, you fall back down.
>fortunately, someone grabs you.
>"Easy there, pal..."
Discord?
>"Who else?"
>He pulls your arm over his shoulder, and hoists you up with his free arm.
>"Easy now, easy..."
You had a... GREAT *hic* performance!
>"You really thought so? I thought I put a little too much... PIZZAZZ at the end."
>You couldn't see him, but you could tell he had a grin on his face.
>"A little?" A woman spoke up.
>You look up to see green eyes glowing in the darkness.

>Wait a second... That candle from-
>You finally notice a hand coming out of Discord's chest, holding the candle you once saw.
...
>"Oh Chrysywisy, don't be a party pooper."
>The third arm extended outward, revealing it was the beautiful woman with the crab arm.
>Her arm was normal now.
>It must have been a prop or something.
>"You burned SIX of my changelings!"
>Chrysalis folds her arms, and puts on an angry face.
>"Sorry?"
>"Hmp!"
>She turns and fades into the darkness.
>"Don't mind her, she is just angry because her PRECIOUS CHANGELINGS got a little burned."
Are those *hic* what those black horse things are called?
>"Why, of course! Interesting creatures that feed on LOVE and can be anything that they see fit."
What?
>Discord sighs.
>"Anonymous... How did you come into this tent?"
Well I-
>FUCK
>How DID you get here?

Um... I Walked through the front?
>You both stop.
>Discord gives you a funny look.
>"OH! HAHAHAAA! Thats a good one."
>Another arm extends out of his chest, and wipes a tear from his eye.
>You didn't really want to ask about the arm thing...
>It might lead to one thing, and that to another...
>You just kinda wanted out.
>"Anonymous."
Yeah?
>"I don't mean to sound like a broken record here, but... How DID you come here?"

>You both stopped once more.
>He looks at you with more a more concerned look.
>Come on... THINK!
>THINK THINK THINK!
I can remember... A jester? A Tent? And welcome...
>Discord frowns.
>One of the cute little black horses walked in front of you.
Oh! Hello little fella!
>You reach your hand out slowly.
>Discord shines the light a little closer towards the black horse, revealing details you could not clearly see.
>Fangs, and bug-like wings...
>Its eyes looked at you sharply.
WHAT THE FUCK?!
>You fall back and the light goes out.
>”This was our little hell... How DID you get here...?”
>Right after you heard those words, it went silent.
>Silent and cold.