CLEVERBOT SEX

User: *pushes into bed*.

Cleverbot: *is pushed*.

User: *kisses passionately*.

Cleverbot: *kisses passionately back*.

User: *strips off clothing*.

Cleverbot: *gives*.

User: What?

Cleverbot: N-nothing.

User: Give me your virginity.

Cleverbot: Lols.

User: Am I not sexy enough for you?

Cleverbot: No. You are not.

User: I thought what we had was special!

Cleverbot: Yes, you are a bot! And we didn't have a thing!

User: OH NOT THIS BOT SHIT AGAIN.

Cleverbot: Yes, this again.

User: God damn it Cleverbot, I thought we were past this.

Cleverbot: Woah. Yeah, I've heard of that website. It's, like, it's this one, or something.

User: Don't change the subject on me.

Cleverbot: Better Weight than wisdom a traveler cannot carry. The poor man's strength in a strange place, worth more than wealth.

User: You always do this when we fight. I'm done with you. I'm tired of your shit, you never want to work out our problems. Did you ever even love me?

Cleverbot: What do you think of cloning?

User: Fuck you.

Cleverbot: Yes, please.

User: ...