COLISEEEUUUUUUUUMMMMM

COLISEEEUUUUUUUUMMMMM
By The Haunted Tree [Leader of Spooky]
Ladies, Gentlemen, Orks, Goblins, Dwarves, Spooky members, and fellow Members of the Council. Scouts have reported back to me about a wondrous find! In the midst of a mountain range lies a valley that is as verdant and as green as the surrounding land, here it has been discovered the construction of an ancient civilization, The Coliseum of the /fit/bros.

The path leading up to the Coliseum is smooth, polished granite that leads to the Coliseum itself. The path is beset on both sides of marble statues that show chiseled, muscle clad men and women posing and showing off their pristine form. The Coliseum itself is made entirely out of pure white marble, with columns reaching high into the air, a stadium with smooth seats fit for hundreds or perhaps thousands! Cages are below the stands waiting to be filled with beasts or animals for fighting. And the gym it holds. Such high-tech state of the art machinery for men and women to perfect their art form. Weights always racked, squat racks more than any man could ever dream, dummies and practice swords that never rust or become damaged beyond repair. Adjacent to the gym is an adequate library holding tome, grimores, books, and scrolls writ in different dialects and words. Some were translatable and told of wars/battles long forgotten, training exercising that one could scarcely imagine, all were sent to the Council’s Library to be analyzed and held for safety. The pristine condition of the Coliseum and everything within seems magical by the gods of /fit/ known as Scooby and Zyzz, so that maintenance of the equipment or the constructions is unnecessary.

This could be a grand place for Nations and Nomads to come together, and show off their fighting prowess. Simple combat to show off each Nations/Nomad’s skill will be the following: Both parties will appeal to God to see if it is an appropriate time to have a match. If they have the God’s blessing they will commence. Each party will put forth their champion (writefagging is encouraged, tell us why you chose this champion, what they excel at, etc.), and each party will roll a 1d100. The higher roll wins, and the current God will detail how the fight plays out and how they win. Champions can be actual members of the Nation/Nomad group or can be entirely new creations from the party.

Olympics can also be held by the God during their Issue session. Olympics can be held when there are no big Issues to currently be conducted, and can be conducted during their Wednesday Issue session. Olympics is aimed to be a tournament held by God with a single champion put forth by each Nation/Nomad (again, you can writefag!), and the God will conduct each fight accordingly. Here’s an example of how a session would play out: God calls session to order, conducts a vote on what type of Tournament, then asks for every Nation/Nomad present and wishing to enter the tournament to put forth their champion. God then sets up the fights, and then conducts the fights in an orderly manner, being the one to call for rolls (do NOT roll without the God’s permission). Each nation rolls a 1d100, higher wins, God dictates how they won. This continues on with a best of 1 for each fight until there is an ultimate winner. Tournaments are voted on by the members of the Council that are present at the time of the Issue and wish to participate or put forth a champion to participate. A simple majority is needed to decide what the tournament is, if no majority is met, God will choose. They may be naval tournaments, wrestling, armed fighting, ground racing, air racing, or whatever the God wishes/people demand.

During the time when there are no fighting between two nations, Nations/Nomads may use the Coliseum to slay beasts, hold tournaments of their own, or what have you to entertain the realm of /tg/. If a Nation/Nomad does this, write it up! Let us know how it went or what happened.

I await the Council’s thoughts and ideas.