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  1. [12:20:10 PM] Skilletz: Agape:...*playing an xbox*
  2. Samuel:...It's beautiful...it...it has depth....and..."Sssiiiiiideees"....*starts worshiping the tv*
  3. George:...*facepalm*
  4. [12:21:03 PM] J. the C.: Agape: ... I can't tell if he's worshipping the TV or Boss.
  5. George: Probably both.
  6. [12:21:16 PM] J. the C.: [/clearly Agape plays MGS3]
  7. [12:22:33 PM] Skilletz: ...On the xbox
  8. [12:22:34 PM] Skilletz: clearly
  9. [12:22:42 PM] J. the C.: exactly
  10. [12:22:50 PM] Skilletz: Actually the HD collection had it
  11. [12:22:51 PM] Skilletz: nevermind
  12. [12:22:52 PM] J. the C.: she has the HD remake
  13. [12:23:27 PM] Skilletz: Agape clearly modeled her life on Snake
  14. [12:23:33 PM] Skilletz: and constantly rolls up stairs
  15. [12:23:46 PM] Skilletz: even if she faceplants
  16. [12:23:57 PM] J. the C.: she'll appear in the second Astitva game under a new name
  17. [12:24:10 PM] J. the C.: and help the new protagonist
  18. [12:24:23 PM] J. the C.: [/wrong snake]
  19. [12:24:35 PM] Skilletz: Actually right snake
  20. [12:24:44 PM] Skilletz: MGS3 snake doesn't faceplant if he rolls up the stairs
  21. [12:24:51 PM] J. the C.: oh okay
  22. [12:24:54 PM] J. the C.: then nevermind
  23. [12:25:30 PM | Edited 12:25:43 PM] Skilletz: Agape:....They call me peAga
  24. Alena:....Agape stop.
  25. Agape: peAga. I'm peAga
  26. Alena:...You didn't even change the capitalization.
  27. Agape: D:
  28. [12:25:48 PM] J. the C.: oh god
  29. [12:26:01 PM] J. the C.: what if that's actually Agape's story in Astitva
  30. [12:26:48 PM] J. the C.: she's a super-powerful hero and she's just pretending to be clumsy as fuck to help samuel
  31. [12:26:55 PM] J. the C.: D:
  32. [12:27:03 PM] Skilletz: ...
  33. [12:27:12 PM] Skilletz: I like the idea that she actually is super powerful
  34. [12:27:22 PM] Skilletz: just too clumsy to do anything with it
  35. [12:27:28 PM] Skilletz: =v
  36. [12:28:12 PM] J. the C.: the best story
  37. [12:28:32 PM] Skilletz: I am a little srs about that in a way D=
  38. [12:28:40 PM] Skilletz: but that's just me being silly
  39. [12:28:52 PM] J. the C.: she is supposed to be at least kind of powerful
  40. [12:29:13 PM] J. the C.: though it doesn't really show up except in her level 2 & 3
  41. [12:29:16 PM] J. the C.: moreso the latter
  42. [12:30:22 PM] Skilletz: Agape:...ah'll cawt u m8! *trips past and accidently corrodes the foundation of a city away, causing it to sink into the earth*
  43. Rachel:...*stares and backs away in terror* Okay...
  44. [12:30:45 PM] J. the C.: And that's what happens when you fail a Bros. Move
  45. [12:30:53 PM] J. the C.: don't even ask about when you succeed
  46. [12:30:58 PM] Skilletz: clearly it's better just fail every bro move
  47. [12:31:59 PM] J. the C.: no if you succeed the city gets rolled up in a ball a la katamari and agape & rachel just roll over everyone
  48. [12:32:11 PM] Skilletz: ....
  49. [12:32:15 PM] J. the C.: the entirety of the USA gets steamrolled
  50. [12:32:16 PM] Skilletz: somehow that's more terrifying
  51. [12:32:43 PM] J. the C.: Now the funny part is the Advanced version does less damage
  52. [12:33:02 PM] Skilletz: Rachel: Alright we rolled up the united states!
  53. Agape: Yeah now let's steal that ice cream cone!
  54. Rachel:....Is that what we were doing?
  55. Agape:....D:
  56. [12:33:37 PM] J. the C.: Agape: ................ I just wanna eat some ice cream >:
  57. [12:37:25 PM] J. the C.: And then Rachel lamented the loss of Ben & Jerry's
  58. [12:39:01 PM] Skilletz: they incite the rage of death like
  59. [12:39:04 PM] Skilletz: three years early
  60. [12:39:13 PM] Skilletz: by destroying the last cheetos factory known to man
  61. [12:39:28 PM] J. the C.: to be fair that's not a huge loss
  62. [12:39:35 PM] Skilletz: To stoners that is
  63. [12:39:44 PM] Skilletz: And hipster death will take offence
  64. [12:40:23 PM] J. the C.: Agape gets rid of all the coke factories
  65. [12:40:29 PM] J. the C.: then asks Rachel for a drink
  66. [12:40:55 PM] Skilletz: Agape:.....Rachel what's Pepsi?
  67. Rachel:...D=
  68. [12:41:11 PM] J. the C.: no she knows what Pepsi is
  69. [12:41:25 PM] J. the C.: Rachel hands it to her and she literally just throws it away
  70. [12:41:39 PM] J. the C.: somehow destroying something else
  71. [12:41:41 PM] J. the C.: D:
  72. [12:41:49 PM] J. the C.: [/trying too hard]
  73. [12:41:56 PM] Skilletz: she kills the last known unicorn with a bottle of pepsi
  74. [12:42:42 PM] J. the C.: kills the last dragon
  75. [12:45:38 PM] J. the C.: alloo
  76. [12:45:49 PM] Skilletz: Rachel:...You killed my brother by making him drink pepsi you monster! D=
  77. Agape:....Why are you drinking that thennn D:
  78. Rachel: *sip*
  79. [12:46:13 PM] J. the C.: what makes it worse is Rachel is weak to poison
  80. [12:46:36 PM] Skilletz: Agape no
  81. [12:46:39 PM] Skilletz: traitor
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