Houston, we have a funny problem

Experiment for NASA on the ISS.  Stick a guy in the center of an open space in one of the modules with his velocity matching the station so he is stuck there.  Now try to move him to one of the walls with only peanuts, put this experiment on youtube!

(A conversation about the ISS and how it might look different if it had been constructed directly in space from scratch)
3:03 AM - Vas: So if we could build it from space, from scratch, wouldn't it look much more complex and more roomy for living in? :P
3:03 AM - Dram: If you could build it directly in space my guess would be that it would be spherical
3:03 AM - Dram: That said, you would have to limit open spaces a lot to prevent astronauts getting stuck there
3:03 AM - Vas: Hah, stuck in the middle of a room unable to reach anything.

(Made up some generic names. :P)
Joe: Damnit, Bob, I'm stuck, come get me.
Joe: Bob? BOOOB, where are you!
Bob: I'm getting my camera to put this on youtube because its funny, I'll get you in a bit after we all get a good laugh out of it.
Fred: Guys, lets throw peanuts at him!
Joe: Houston, we have a problem!  The other members of the station won't stop throwing peanuts at me!
Bob: Houston, we're trying to use peanuts to move him closer to a wall!
Houston: Don't worry Joe, you'll eventually make it to a wall assuming they don't run out of peanuts.
Joe: When I get my hands on you guys!
Fred: We ran out of peanuts now, but I found a box of rubber bands and a box of paper clips.
Bob: If you look in my personal belongings, you'll see I also brought marbles.

This is what happens when astronauts run out of crossword puzzles and tasks to do aboard the ISS! Don't let such a hilarious tragedy happen, ship crossword puzzles to the members of the ISS, boredom is a hilarious thing! :O
(Note, this didn't actually happen, I am just being random and thought this would be funny to share)