Flowergirls ring hunt

[15:42] <Roo_inline[DM]> ==START==
[15:42] <Roo_inline[DM]> *you hear more distant and or faint words coming from the door*
[15:42] <Roo_inline[DM]> please roll str for door opening
[15:43] <Lily_Palmer> roll 1d20+4
[15:43] <Lily_Palmer> oh
[15:43] <Roo_inline[DM]> oh
[15:44] <Lily_Palmer> where dice @
[15:44] <Iris> We need Dice ;-;
[15:45] <Lily_Palmer> whats the command to get dice? Dice #channelname right
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[15:45] <Lily_Palmer> oh ok
[15:45] <Roo_inline[DM]> alright, its here
[15:45] <Iris> roll 1d20+2
[15:45] <Guest26474> Iris rolled 1d20+2 [ 1d20=1 ]{3}
[15:45] <Lily_Palmer> roll 1d20+4
[15:45] <Guest26474> Lily_Palmer rolled 1d20+4 [ 1d20=2 ]{6}
[15:45] <Lily_Palmer> ...
[15:45] <Iris> That door isn't budging just now, is it?
[15:45] <Roo_inline[DM]> you ram yourself against the door.
[15:46] <Roo_inline[DM]> -THUD-
[15:46] <Roo_inline[DM]> nothing happe-- all sounds behind the door stop
[15:46] <Iris> "Hello! Do not worry, we are here to give aid!"
[15:47] <Roo_inline[DM]> *no response*
[15:47] <Roo_inline[DM]> both of you, roll perception
[15:47] <Lily_Palmer> roll 1d20-1
[15:47] <Guest26474> Lily_Palmer rolled 1d20-1 [ 1d20=3 ]{2}
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[15:47] <Iris> roll 1d20-1
[15:47] <Guest26474> Iris rolled 1d20-1 [ 1d20=12 ]{11}
[15:47] <Roo_inline[DM]> you hear nothing.... a rather lanky guard opens the door
[15:48] <Roo_inline[DM]> iris heard some uncoherent whispering
[15:49] <Iris> "Greetings and salutations to you sir... Is the ah, Queen quite all right? Things were rather loud in there."
[15:49] <Roo_inline[DM]> "uhhhhhh...."
[15:49] <Roo_inline[DM]> "we.... we are kinda busy"
[15:49] <Roo_inline[DM]> "MAURICE, BRING ME THE TASER. THIS ONE JUST WONT SPILL THE BEAN--"
[15:49] <Lily_Palmer> "iris not to alarm you but i think we might have violated some major social protocals"
[15:50] <Roo_inline[DM]> you hear a feminine voice yelling. then you see the queen looking at the door in panic
[15:50] <Lily_Palmer> "like the biggest social protocals"
[15:50] <Lily_Palmer> "well maybe we can help with this busy stuff"
[15:51] <Roo_inline[DM]> "NO YOU CANT" you hear the queen.... yelling?
[15:51] <Lily_Palmer> "i mean we are important people"
[15:51] <Roo_inline[DM]> the lanky man shuts the door
[15:51] == Roo_inline[DM] [[email protected]]
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[15:51] == End of WHOIS
[15:51] <Iris> "Oh dear... Do you think so? I'll start considering a formal apology then. Or yes, that! We could help. We are official dreamers and all. Heroes!"
[15:51] <Lily_Palmer> "wow rude"
[15:51]  * Iris calls out  the last part to the closed door
[15:52] <Roo_inline[DM]> a card slides down from the bottom of the door
[15:52] <Roo_inline[DM]> "busy" it says in rather bold writting
[15:52] <Iris> "Well, we can't truly argue with that. Unfortunate..."
[15:53] <Iris> "Though things did sound a little bit Improper in there."
[15:53] <Lily_Palmer> "man this really peeves me off"
[15:53] <Roo_inline[DM]> please, roll perception again
[15:53] <Lily_Palmer> roll 1d20-1
[15:53] <Iris> roll 1d20-1
[15:53] <Guest26474> Iris rolled 1d20-1 [ 1d20=2 ]{1}
[15:53] <Guest26474> Lily_Palmer rolled 1d20-1 [ 1d20=7 ]{6}
[15:53] <Lily_Palmer> OK FRIEND
[15:54] <Roo_inline[DM]> more whispering
[15:54] <Roo_inline[DM]> "--ring"
[15:54] <Iris> "Hum..."
[15:54] <Roo_inline[DM]> "--rse"
[15:54] <Roo_inline[DM]> "moth---ing --rumbs"
[15:55] <Roo_inline[DM]> "d---t"
[15:55]  * Iris writes down on the card, "We will be awaiting you in case you are in need of heroic dreamers to assist you." and slides it back under the door.
[15:55] <Roo_inline[DM]> the card slides back almost inmediatelly. "go away!!!!!!"
[15:55] <Lily_Palmer> "NO"
[15:55] <Iris> "We were absconding already!"
[15:55] <Iris> "Oh wait, no?"
[15:56] <Lily_Palmer> "listen pals if you have a problem we gotta help. its our job"
[15:56] <Roo_inline[DM]> "ROYAL BUSINE-- "
[15:56] <Iris> "Is out job Lily? Have we established that already?"
[15:56] <Iris> *our
[15:56] <Roo_inline[DM]> "FUCK DONT LET HIM ESCAPE"
[15:57] <Roo_inline[DM]> the door slams open as a black shelled carapacian runs down the hall
[15:57] <Lily_Palmer> "whoa that looks like bad news"
[15:57] <Lily_Palmer> "uhh lets chase after him"
[15:57] <Iris> "Please! There is no call for coarse language! I think we might wish to Intercept this particular malcontent."
[15:57] <Roo_inline[DM]> the lanky guard looks to be on the ground and the queen is holding a taser and her face looks like.... "im gonna stab a bitch"
[15:57] <Iris> Is he running towards us?
[15:58] <Roo_inline[DM]> he is running away
[15:58] <Iris> >Give chase!
[15:58] <Lily_Palmer> i follow chase, prepared to engage in fisticuffs
[15:58] <Roo_inline[DM]> you two roll athletics
[15:58] <Lily_Palmer> roll 1d20+3
[15:58] <Guest26474> Lily_Palmer rolled 1d20+3 [ 1d20=3 ]{6}
[15:59] <Iris> Could I use acrobatics?
[15:59] <Roo_inline[DM]> no
[15:59] <Iris> roll 1d20+2
[15:59] <Guest26474> Iris rolled 1d20+2 [ 1d20=2 ]{4}
[15:59] <Iris> Can I never use Dice again ;-;
[15:59] <Roo_inline[DM]> you two forgot the most IMPORTANT rule of running. stretching first
[15:59] <Roo_inline[DM]> you are huffing and gasping for air not even a minute later.
[15:59] <vampsquirrel> hotbits on
[16:00] <Roo_inline[DM]> the man steadily gets away... a group of guards runs after him a few seconds after you fall to your knees for air
[16:01] <Roo_inline[DM]> roll 10#1d20
[16:01] <Guest26474> Roo_inline[DM] rolled 10#1d20 [ 1d20=2 ]{2}, [ 1d20=20 ]{20}, [ 1d20=3 ]{3}, [ 1d20=19 ]{19}, [ 1d20=20 ]{20}, [ 1d20=14 ]{14}, [ 1d20=6 ]{6}, [ 1d20=1 ]{1}, [ 1d20=16 ]{16}, [ 1d20=9 ]{9}
[16:01] <Iris> "Hum... I think this may be a long chase. Perhaps there is a good spot to intercept him. Turn here!"
[16:01] <Iris> >Try to find a shortcut to run into him up ahead
[16:02] <Roo_inline[DM]> the road splits into obviously 4 branches, there's one you came from and the one he is going towards
[16:02] <Roo_inline[DM]> please roll wis
[16:02] <Iris> roll 1d20-1
[16:02] <Guest26474> Iris rolled 1d20-1 [ 1d20=1 ]{0}
[16:03] <Iris> I give up.
[16:03] <Lily_Palmer> i try looking too
[16:03] <Lily_Palmer> roll 1d20-1 dongs
[16:03] <Guest26474> Lily_Palmer rolled 1d20-1 dongs [ 1d20=7 ]{6}
[16:03] <Lily_Palmer> it failed me
[16:03] <Roo_inline[DM]> alright. what path will you two take?
[16:04] <Iris> "Split up?"
[16:04] <Lily_Palmer> "sure, dont get lost"
[16:04] <Roo_inline[DM]> you two take different paths
[16:04] <Iris> "I will take the left path, you take the right."
[16:04] <Roo_inline[DM]> #rpgstuck
[16:04] <Roo_inline[DM]> ((ignore that))
[16:04] <Lily_Palmer> "if you get to a dead end just go back this way"
[16:05] <Roo_inline[DM]> iris finds herself in some sort of market. there are... lots of people here, you can see a few guards running even further into it
[16:05] <Roo_inline[DM]> lily finds herself in.... some sort of comercial district? not quite sure. there is a clothing store right there.
[16:06] <Roo_inline[DM]> and a few guards running into alleys and all that
[16:06] <Iris> >Ask a passersby if there is a better way to catch up to the guards
[16:06] <Roo_inline[DM]> "why would you do such a thing!"
[16:06] <Iris> "Excuse me, pardon me. Could you please assist me? I am trying to help the guards catch up to their miscreant."
[16:07] <Lily_Palmer> I try to resist the temptation of running into a clothes store and follow the guards
[16:07] <Roo_inline[DM]> please roll wis then, lily
[16:07] <Lily_Palmer> roll 1d20-1
[16:07] <Guest26474> Lily_Palmer rolled 1d20-1 [ 1d20=17 ]{16}
[16:07] <Roo_inline[DM]> most people ignore iris, raising eyebrows and looking at her funny
[16:08] <Roo_inline[DM]> you succesfully resist the temptation
[16:08] <Iris> "Please? It's very important. I'm trying to prove my worth as a hero and help the guards."
[16:08] <Roo_inline[DM]> *no response from the shell people"
[16:09] <Iris> >Make a sad face and try to catch up with the guards by running
[16:10] <Roo_inline[DM]> they dont seem to be purposefully ignoring you, they just have... stuff to do
[16:10] <Roo_inline[DM]> roll athletics again
[16:10] <Guest26474> Roo_inline[DM] rolled athletics again error: malformed expression
[16:10] <Iris> roll 1d20+2
[16:10] <Guest26474> Iris rolled 1d20+2 [ 1d20=18 ]{20}
[16:10] <Iris> Oh hey.
[16:11] <Roo_inline[DM]> you remember to stretch and in a few minutes you reach some of the guards, they seem to be shouting orders and splitting in different directions all over the place
[16:11] <Roo_inline[DM]> what about lily?
[16:11]  * Iris rushes up to a guard
[16:11] <Lily_Palmer> she was following the guards going into the alley
[16:11] <Iris> "Is there anything I can do to assist you all, sirs?"
[16:12] <Roo_inline[DM]> "GET OUT OF THE WAY KID, THIS IS DANGEROUS"
[16:12] <Roo_inline[DM]> lily begins following a few guards into alleys, they eventually stop at a dead end with a cornered dark shelled carapacian holding some sort of serrated knife
[16:13] <Lily_Palmer> "alright buddy"
[16:13] <Iris> "Look! I am tired of being yelled at when I am trying to help!" Stamps her foot, snapping. "I am a Young Lady, not a kid! And I am also a hero. I can fly and everything! Now then, let me help you, gosh darn it!"
[16:13] <Lily_Palmer> "lets do this nice and easy"
[16:13]  * Iris rises a few feet into the air
[16:13] <Lily_Palmer> "i dunno what color ya bleed but id enjoy not getting it on these fancy clothes"
[16:14] <Lily_Palmer> "and im pretty sure you like all those teeth to stay in ya"
[16:14] <Roo_inline[DM]> "I SAID GET OUT OF THE W--" the guard is flanked by another black shelled man and repeteadly stabbed in his chest with a dirk. the dark carapacian breaks into a sprint down another alley
[16:14] <Roo_inline[DM]> wait. cant we break this into two channels?
[16:14] <Roo_inline[DM]> #rpgstuck_caveofmysteries
[16:14] <Lily_Palmer> who joins that
[16:15]  * Iris stares for a moment, horrified, then wings her way off after the carapacian.
[16:15] <Iris> "Someone come and help this gentleman! This is an emergency."
[16:15] <Iris> "And you, that was Very Wrong!"
[16:16] <Roo_inline[DM]> *no response from the carapacian*
[16:16] <Roo_inline[DM]> you begin following after it flying not really that high from the ground, through alleys and down streets
[16:16] <Roo_inline[DM]> the carapacian turns around and throws its knife at you
[16:16] <Roo_inline[DM]> roll 1d20+3
[16:16] <Guest26474> Roo_inline[DM] rolled 1d20+3 [ 1d20=15 ]{18}
[16:16] <Iris> That hits~
[16:17] <Roo_inline[DM]> roll 2d4+3
[16:17] <Guest26474> Roo_inline[DM] rolled 2d4+3 [ 2d4=6 ]{9}
[16:17] <Iris> Can I employ the parasol bop of correction?
[16:17] <Roo_inline[DM]> take 9 damage, the knife strikes you in the leg
[16:17] <Roo_inline[DM]> of course you can, but you are kinda out of melee range
[16:18] <Iris> Well, he's out of knives... Probably.
[16:18] <Iris> I'll just try to close range.
[16:19] <Roo_inline[DM]> you continue closing range, the carapacian continues running
[16:19] <Roo_inline[DM]> roll 1d20+1 wis
[16:19] <Guest26474> Roo_inline[DM] rolled 1d20+1 wis [ 1d20=8 ]{9}
[16:19] <Roo_inline[DM]> the carapacian accidetally corners itself
[16:20] <Iris> "Now then! That was very wrong indeed. Very Bad of you, sir!"
[16:20] <Iris> >Employ the Bop of corrective discipline
[16:20] <Roo_inline[DM]> well, roll for hitting and damage if that succeeds
[16:22] <Iris> roll 1d20+2
[16:22] <Guest26474> Iris rolled 1d20+2 [ 1d20=7 ]{9}
[16:22] <Iris> Of course~
[16:22] <Iris> Can I intimidate him at least?
[16:23] <Roo_inline[DM]> sure.
[16:23] <Iris> roll 1d20+3
[16:23] <Guest26474> Iris rolled 1d20+3 [ 1d20=3 ]{6}
[16:23] <Iris> I hate these dice.
[16:23] <Roo_inline[DM]> roll 1d20+1 insight
[16:23] <Guest26474> Roo_inline[DM] rolled 1d20+1 insight [ 1d20=11 ]{12}
[16:24] <Roo_inline[DM]> the carapacian looks midly annoyed. even more than before that is.
[16:24] <Iris> ;-;
[16:24] <Iris> That's all my actions.
[16:25] <Roo_inline[DM]> it runs at you and tries to shove you into the wall as he attempts to grab the knife again [grapple]
[16:25] <Roo_inline[DM]> roll 1d20+1 athletics
[16:25] <Guest26474> Roo_inline[DM] rolled 1d20+1 athletics [ 1d20=7 ]{8}
[16:25] <Iris> roll 1d20+3
[16:25] <Guest26474> Iris rolled 1d20+3 [ 1d20=17 ]{20}
[16:25] <Iris> NOPE
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[16:26]  * Iris squirms out of it, nudging him away
[16:27] <Roo_inline[DM]> you masterfully squirm out of the carapacians grasp, a sharp pain in you leg indicates the place where the knife is still in your leg
[16:28] <Roo_inline[DM]> a guard freaking appears from where you came and slams the black shelled assassin into the ground with one strong shove
[16:28] <Iris> Probably safer there.
[16:28] <Roo_inline[DM]> "GET OUT OF HERE LADY, SHIT IS DEFINETIVELY GOING DOWN"
[16:29] <Iris> "I can help you know!"
[16:29] <Iris> "Let me help, please."
[16:29] <Iris> "As you said, the metaphorical fecal matter is going downwards."
[16:31] <Roo_inline[DM]> the dark shelled carapacian stands up and breaks into a sprint again
[16:31] <Iris> Can I toss my parasol between his legs?
[16:32] <Roo_inline[DM]> roll for it? (str)
[16:32] <Guest26474> Roo_inline[DM] rolled for it? (str) error: malformed expression
[16:33] <Iris> roll 1d20+2
[16:33] <Guest26474> Iris rolled 1d20+2 [ 1d20=18 ]{20}
[16:33] <Iris> YESSS
[16:33] <Iris> FINALLY
[16:33] <Iris> I am all the happy.
[16:33] <Roo_inline[DM]> please, roll damage
[16:33] <Iris> roll 1d8+2
[16:33] <Guest26474> Iris rolled 1d8+2 [ 1d8=1 ]{3}
[16:34] <Iris> I'll take it anyway~
[16:34] <Roo_inline[DM]> the carapacian trips and falls, another dark shelled carapacian jumps from the rooftop and stabs the guard in the back
[16:34] <Roo_inline[DM]> the guard is sort of... impaled into the ground. with a flagpole
[16:34] <Iris> "Oh dear... This is bad."
[16:35] <Roo_inline[DM]> "...oh."
[16:35] <Roo_inline[DM]> "DONT PANIC, PLEASE DONT PANIC, IM GOING *COUGH* GOIN-G TO BE OK!"
[16:36] <Roo_inline[DM]> the carapacian raises a gun and shoots a few stray bullets at the two agressive dark carapacians. they go away running
[16:36] <Iris> "Here, here. Um... I didn't want anyone to get hurt. I'm so sorry."
[16:36]  * Iris tears up a little, running up to him
[16:36] <Iris> "Can I take you somewhere sir? Or um..."
[16:37] <Iris> >Apply a Handkerchief as a bandage?
[16:37] <Roo_inline[DM]> "NO!... its okay, its ok"
[16:37] <Roo_inline[DM]> you begin applying your hankerchief as a... bandage? you just clean the man from blood. smearing some into your sleeves
[16:38] <Iris> "Shhh... It will be all right sir."
[16:38] <Iris> Like, tying it around the wound?
[16:38] <Roo_inline[DM]> how do you tie impalement with a hankerchief?
[16:39] <Iris> Good point.
[16:39] <Iris> And taking it out will make things worse...
[16:39] <Iris> "Lets get you to your friends. I will help you walk."
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[16:40] <Roo_inline[DM]> the guard doubles over and grabs the flagpole. he proceeds to stand up by himself.
[16:41] <Iris> "I'm sorry... I'm being useless, aren't I?"
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[16:41] <Roo_inline[DM]> you two proceed to make a glacial pace out of the alley. sirens and gunfire are the only thing you can hear
[16:41] <Iris> "Are you being attacked by those black chess pieces? Are they invading now?"
[16:41] <Roo_inline[DM]> "... really... you... you are.... thank you"
[16:41] <Roo_inline[DM]> "dersites"
[16:42] <Roo_inline[DM]> "they... went on a.... a-an attempt for stealing royal... *COUGH* royal artifacts"
[16:42] <Iris> "Artifacts? Like a crown? A staff? A ring? Those are the Crown Jewels back erm, home."
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[16:43]  * Iris pats his shoulder gently, and tries to clean up the blood a little more
[16:44] <Roo_inline[DM]> "yeah. kinda that"
[16:44] <Roo_inline[DM]> you manage to smear some more blood into yourself
[16:46] <Iris> "Did they get them?"
[16:46] <Iris> "Or er... If there is anything I can do to help. I wasn't entirely clear on it all, but people seemed to think that living in those Towers was important."
[16:47] <Roo_inline[DM]> "kind of got them.... as for *COUGH cough* as for the other part. there's.... its a long story"
[16:48] <Iris> "Well, don't worry about it. Lets get you to a medic or er... Something like that."
[16:49] <Roo_inline[DM]> a tall carapacian with a strong jaw and a few cracks in his shell runs into you two. he looks at the scene for what feels an eternity and then goes to help you both
[16:50] <Roo_inline[DM]> you eventually arrive some sort of conglomeraton of tents. there are people running around and a bunch of armed carapacians guarding the perimeter
[16:52]  * Iris stays with the wounded carapacian until he gets help
[16:53] <Roo_inline[DM]> help is almost inmediate for such a grievous injury, they cart the carapacian away, a nurse puts a blanket on your back and sits next to you.
[16:55] <Roo_inline[DM]> *click* "kinda chubby girl with black hair and purple eyes, you seen her? over" an artificial sounding voice comes from somewhere
[16:55] <Iris> "Will he be all right, madam?"
[16:55] <Roo_inline[DM]> the nurse picks up a communicator and answers
[16:55] <Roo_inline[DM]> *click "she's in bay A1. over"
[16:56] <Roo_inline[DM]> the nurse looks at you and kneels so he is roughly the same height as you
[16:56] <Roo_inline[DM]> "we'll do our best"
[16:56] <Roo_inline[DM]> a doctor goes near to you both, cliking of heels are the only indicator you get
[16:56] <Roo_inline[DM]> "is she in shock? injuries anything?"
[16:57] <Roo_inline[DM]> "c'mon AA, we dont have all day"
[16:57] <Iris> "I'm quite fine, it's only a minor wound. A small amount of knife to the leg. I think it tore my stockings."
[16:58] <Roo_inline[DM]> "a small amount of... knife"
[16:58] <Iris> "Minor, really."
[16:58] <Roo_inline[DM]> the doctor sighs and gives a faint chuckle
[16:58] <Roo_inline[DM]> "let me see"
[16:59] <Iris> "I'm sure there are more seriously wounded out there. I could help perhaps. I have er... I don't think I have much of anything here, actually."
[16:59]  * Iris sighs a little glumly and holds out her leg
[16:59] <Roo_inline[DM]> the doctor inspects the wound
[17:00] <Roo_inline[DM]> "AA, put her in medium injury, give her something warm, must be in shock"
[17:01] <Roo_inline[DM]> AA helps you up and puts you in a hospital bed in a tent with a bunch of prospitians that seemed to suffer similar wounds
[17:01] <Iris> "Erm, Pardon me. Mister AA, could I ask you something?"
[17:02] <Roo_inline[DM]> "of course"
[17:03] <Iris> "What does it mean to wake up in one of the golden towers?"
[17:04] <Roo_inline[DM]> "that you are destined to fight against derse, of course. most dont take the whole deal literally but there's always the sort of people with such reckless abando-- dont mind me. im rambling again"
[17:04] <Iris> "Oh no, it's quite all right. It's very interesting. I don't consider it rambling. Do carry on."
[17:05]  * Iris gives him a wobbly smile in encouragment
[17:05] <Roo_inline[DM]> "well... as you can see, prospit is kinda in... agressive terms against derse"
[17:06] <Roo_inline[DM]> "the dreamers, all of them, are supposed to help create the bilious slick"
[17:06] <Roo_inline[DM]> "and defeat the derse army"
[17:06] <Roo_inline[DM]> "that's... about it"
[17:07] <Iris> "Create the Billious Slick?"
[17:08] <Roo_inline[DM]> "uhhhhh..... genesis frog"
[17:08] <Iris> "I am terribly sorry, but that is not much more useful. Though I think I remember reading about frogs..."
[17:08] <Roo_inline[DM]> *click* "hey, AA. where's the girl?"
[17:09] <Roo_inline[DM]> *click* "medium injuries"
[17:10] <Iris> "Genesis... Frog of creation?"
[17:10] <Roo_inline[DM]> "yup"
[17:10] <Roo_inline[DM]> you see lily being carted in a wheelchair into the tent
[17:10] <Lily_Palmer> I barely manage to speak "hey iris, whats up"
[17:11] <Iris> "So we create that and help fight the army, I'm afraid I'm not very good at- Lily! You're all right!"
[17:11]  * Iris hobbles up to her and gives her a hug
[17:11] <Roo_inline[DM]> ((gotta go for a few minutes))
[17:11] <Iris> "What happened? What did they do to you?"
[17:11] <Lily_Palmer> "as alright as i can be"
[17:11] <Lily_Palmer> "there was a bomb"
[17:11] <Lily_Palmer> "weak shit"
[17:11] <Iris> "That seems bad..."
[17:12] <Lily_Palmer> "i made bigger explosions in the toilet"
[17:12]  * Iris puts a hand over her mouth, letting out a shocked giggle
[17:12] <Iris> "Oh heavens..."
[17:12] <Lily_Palmer> "next time i see that guy im gonna show him what its really like to explode"
[17:12] <Iris> "I'm afraid I've only been running around being useless."
[17:13] <Lily_Palmer> "nah nah"
[17:13] <Lily_Palmer> "you arent useless"
[17:13] <Lily_Palmer> "think of it more like"
[17:13] <Lily_Palmer> "moral support"
[17:13] <Iris> "I feel as if that is a more polite way of saying useless and in need of protecting, so people work harder to fight to make up for me..."
[17:14] <Lily_Palmer> "dont beat yourself up over it kid"
[17:14] <Lily_Palmer> "no seriously"
[17:14] <Lily_Palmer> "i dont think you could survive another hit"
[17:15] <Iris> "I'm quite fine. It was only a minor hit. I'll need to fight more and get better at this..."
[17:16] <Lily_Palmer> "im glad you are fine though"
[17:16] <Lily_Palmer> "better you only take a minor injury and not fight"
[17:16] <Lily_Palmer> "than fight and take an explosion to the face"
[17:16] <Iris> "I need to fight eventually."
17:16] <Lily_Palmer> "now hold on"
[17:17] <Lily_Palmer> "dont get all"
[17:17] <Lily_Palmer> "fight obsessed"
[17:17] <Iris> "I'm not becoming obsessed. But apparently it is part of our duties here. I need to be at least a little bit not horrid at it."
[17:17] <Lily_Palmer> "i guess"
[17:17] <Lily_Palmer> "just"
[17:17] <Lily_Palmer> "dont go out looking for fights"
[17:18] <Lily_Palmer> "let the fights come to you"
[17:19] <Iris> "And if none do?"
[17:19] <Lily_Palmer> "then progress"
[17:19] <Lily_Palmer> "this game isnt all about fighting"
[17:19] <Iris> "It sounds as if it's rather important. Don't worry, I'm not going to simply aggress every beast I see."
[17:19] <Lily_Palmer> "you can explore and talk to people and train in ways other than fighting"
[17:20] <Iris> "I have not met anyone yet."
[17:20]  * Iris sighs and huggles her
[17:20] <Iris> "I want to be able to help."
[17:21] <Lily_Palmer> "you met me" i smile meekly
[17:21] <Roo_inline[DM]> you accidentally brush against the knife stuck in iris' leg
[17:22] <Roo_inline[DM]> roll 1d4 damage for iris
[17:22] <Guest26474> Roo_inline[DM] rolled 1d4 damage for iris [ 1d4=1 ]{1}
[17:22]  * Iris winces a little, shuddering
[17:22] <Iris> "Ah ayes... I did. That's true."
[17:22] <Lily_Palmer> "whoa whoa whoa that things still fucking attached to you?"
[17:22] <Lily_Palmer> "someone should probably get that out"
[17:22] <Iris> "Oh er well... A little bit, yes."
[17:22] <Lily_Palmer> "who knows if dersites carry any diseases on their knives"
[17:23] <Roo_inline[DM]> "they shouldn't"
[17:23] <Roo_inline[DM]> says AA, tending to a guy with a fork stuck in his eye
[17:24] <Iris> "There you go. Perfectly fine for now. I'm not sure if this sticks with us when we wake up anyway."
[17:24] <Roo_inline[DM]> a doctor approaches and helps iris back to her bed
[17:24] <Lily_Palmer> "it shouldnt"
[17:25]  * Iris shuffles over to bed with him
[17:25] <Lily_Palmer> "i hope we heal soon"
[17:25] <Lily_Palmer> "i HAVE to talk to the queen"
[17:26] <Lily_Palmer> "roland is still counting on me. what sort of friendleader am i if i fail"
[17:26] <Iris> "About Roland? I think she's occupied with the situation right now. We may need to wait until next time."
[17:26] <Roo_inline[DM]> "alright deary, do you want anestethic?, this is going to... kinda hurt, dont worry about meeting the queen just yet, she may be angry" the doctor from before says, whispering the last few words
[17:26]  * Iris shakes her head stubbornly
[17:26] <Iris> "It's quite all right."
[17:26] <Roo_inline[DM]> "are you sure?"
[17:27] <Iris> "I'm sure."
[17:27] <Lily_Palmer> "id be fucking furious too"
[17:27] <Lily_Palmer> "in fact i am fucking furious"
[17:28] <Lily_Palmer> "once i get as strong as i possibly can im going to find the black king and everyone responsible for this and snap their necks"
[17:28] <Lily_Palmer> "err"
[17:28] <Lily_Palmer> "sorry"
[17:28] <Lily_Palmer> "kind of vented a bit there"
[17:29] <Iris> "Not at all... I think I may have grown accustomed to vivacious language today."
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[17:30] <Roo_inline[DM]_> ((bluh. what did i miss?))
[17:30] <Lily_Palmer> [17:28] <Lily_Palmer> "once i get as strong as i possibly can im going to find the black king and everyone responsible for this and snap their necks" [17:28] <Lily_Palmer> "err" [17:28] <Lily_Palmer> "sorry" [17:28] <Lily_Palmer> "kind of vented a bit there" [17:29] <Iris> "Not at all... I think I may have grown accustomed to vivacious language today."
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[17:31] <Roo_inline[DM]_> "alright, miss.... lily? do you want to stay?"
[17:31] <Lily_Palmer> "yeah"
[17:31] <Lily_Palmer> "i mean"
[17:31] <Lily_Palmer> "im not going anywhere else fast"
[17:31] <Roo_inline[DM]_> the doctor takes a pair of scissors and cuts the cloth around the wound, leaving a nice free place to work on
[17:32]  * Iris takes a deep breath
[17:33] <Roo_inline[DM]_> "alright. as a doctor im not responsible for any deaths or similar things that happen in uncontrollable situations
[17:33] <Roo_inline[DM]_> the doctor begins examining the wound, writting some stuff into a notepad
[17:34] <Iris> "Taking out a knife isn't usually fatal, right?"
[17:34] <Lily_Palmer> "i dont think a knife wound to the leg should cause any sort of death, right"
[17:34] <Roo_inline[DM]_> she takes a few bandages from under the bed
[17:34] <Roo_inline[DM]_> "of course, but you never know"
[17:34] <Iris> I am so boned~
[17:34] <Roo_inline[DM]_> she grips the handle of the knife, you feel pressure around the wound
[17:35] <Roo_inline[DM]_> "alright... you WILL want to grip something"
[17:36]  * Lily_Palmer wheels up and grabs Iris's hand, opposite to where the doctor is
[17:36]  * Iris holds her hands tight and keep her mouth closed.
[17:37] <Iris> "It is fine... I need to be used to this. Carry on please."
[17:38] <Roo_inline[DM]_> "hmmm...."
[17:39] <Roo_inline[DM]_> the doctor ties around your leg a bit up from the wound, and takes a deep breath
[17:39] <Roo_inline[DM]_> please roll con
[17:40] <Iris> roll 1d20
[17:40] <Guest26474> Iris rolled 1d20 [ 1d20=18 ]{18}
[17:40] <Iris> phew..
[17:41] <Roo_inline[DM]_> the knife comes out, you feel a freaking lighting of pain shooting from your leg, yet, you stay calm enough, you realize you were gripping lily's hand so hard your knuckles where white. the next few seconds go in a blur, bandages, cleaning and all that jazz
[17:42] <Lily_Palmer> I wince a little at her grip.
[17:42] <Iris> "Hah hah..."
[17:42] <Roo_inline[DM]_> you feel your heartbeat all over your body
[17:42]  * Iris breathes heavily
[17:42] <Iris> "There we go. I'm quite fine."
[17:42] <Iris> "Only a little bit of knife in my leg."
[17:43] <Lily_Palmer> "you sure?"
[17:43] <Roo_inline[DM]_> the doctor is still working on the wound, a slightly worried face, as usual for medical staff
[17:43] <Iris> "Quite sure. I'm a Proper Hero, this is all minor, I'm certain."
[17:44] <Roo_inline[DM]_> "how where you EVEN WALKING!"
[17:44] <Iris> "Erm. Hero?"
[17:44] <Roo_inline[DM]_> "sigh. this kids are going to kill themselves..." the stuff the doctor is saying devolves into rambling
[17:46] <Roo_inline[DM]_> "alright, you can do so"
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[17:47] <Roo_inline[DM]_> "but after you wake up ok?"
[17:47] <Iris> "We'll talk to her next time Lily. Can you please schedule an appointment for us?"
[17:47]  * Iris looks over to the doctor.
[17:47] <Lily_Palmer> "it would be helpful"
[17:48] <Iris> "We really would like to speak to her."
[17:49] <Roo_inline[DM]_> "sigh.... ok, but keep in mind the queen will not be happy for the next few days"
[17:49] <Iris> "Maybe we can make her happier?"
[17:49] <Iris> "I have been told that I am cute."
[17:50] <Lily_Palmer> "you are cute"
[17:50] <Roo_inline[DM]_> "..."
[17:50] <Roo_inline[DM]_> the doctor leaves
[17:50] <Lily_Palmer> "we'll.... worry about it the next time we wake up on prospit"
[17:50] <Lily_Palmer> "for now"
[17:51] <Lily_Palmer> I lean over and kiss Iris in the cheek.
[17:51] <Iris> "See you again soon Lily."
[17:51]  * Iris smiles gently
[17:51] <Lily_Palmer> "ill catch you on the flip side, iris"
[17:51] <Iris> "I'll be more useful next time."
[17:52] <Roo_inline[DM]_> the doctor comes back carting another wheelchair, she helps iris onto it
[17:52] <Iris> "Good night Sir Doctor, Mister AA. And thank you very much."
[17:53] <Lily_Palmer> "thanks doc"
[17:54] <Roo_inline[DM]_> "miss* doctor. do i really look like a guy to you?"
[17:55] <Iris> "Oh well... Lady Kensington's said to always address a doctor as sir."
[17:55]  * Iris leans forward, somewhat conspiratorially
[17:55] <Iris> "Between you and me, I think she might be a little bit old fashioned at times."
[17:55] <Iris> "Ever so slightly."
[17:56]  * Lily_Palmer looks at iris shocked
[17:56] <Roo_inline[DM]_> please, roll deception or carisma
[17:56] <Iris> "I might have to just use Lady Doctor in the future, even if it is against the rules of the book."
[17:56] <Iris> roll 1d20+3
[17:56] <`DICE> Iris rolled 1d20+3 [ 1d20=20 ]{23}
[17:56] <Iris> There are the crits~
[17:57] <Roo_inline[DM]_> "oh.... al...right then?"
[17:57] <Roo_inline[DM]_> "i guess so"
[17:57] <Iris> "We will make adjustments to the rules of Propriety slightly, in the face of modern times."
[17:57] <Roo_inline[DM]_> you begin getting carried in the wheelchair, next to lily.
[17:58] <Lily_Palmer> "where are we going, by the way"
[17:59] <Roo_inline[DM]_> "your towers, or one of them if you prefer it that way, you are going to be safer there
[17:59] <Lily_Palmer> "take me with iris"
[18:00] <Iris> "I guess one of our Towers then. That would be lovely."
[18:00] <Lily_Palmer> "her tower is nice"
[18:00] <Roo_inline[DM]_> the doctor rolls her eyes then smirks
[18:01] <Roo_inline[DM]_> "well then, to the girl's tower it is"
[18:01]  * Iris nods, entirely oblivious
[18:01] <Iris> "Thank you very much Miss Doctor."
[18:02] <Roo_inline[DM]_> "as a doctor, i have to remind you. dont overexcert yourself after this kinds of wounds, remember to eat properly, drink lots of water. usual procedure"
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[18:03] <Iris> "I can assure you, we will be safely asleep. Or awake? This is somewhat Metaphysical."
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[18:03] <Lily_Palmer> "we'll be safe either way"
[18:03] <Roo_inline[DM]_> "that's good to know"
[18:04] <Roo_inline[DM]_> before you know it. you find yourselves at the feet of the towers, an armed guard opens a heavy door and you are carted into... an elevator
[18:04] <Roo_inline[DM]_> what?
[18:04] <Iris> "We had these?"
[18:04] <Roo_inline[DM]_> you come out of the ground in iris' room, on a free corner, with clear markers on the ground in case of stuff
[18:05] <Roo_inline[DM]_> "yeah"
[18:05] <Lily_Palmer> "oh wow"
[18:06] <Lily_Palmer> ((ok lets wrap up i gotta eat dinner))
[18:06] <Iris> "This might be useful later. For now, I think I need to get back to my proper home. Hopefully it has not been invaded by imps."
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[18:07] <Lily_Palmer> "i have to get back to my jellyfish"
[18:07] <Lily_Palmer> "make sure they are still chill"
[18:07] <Iris> "Oh er... Of course."
[18:07] <Iris> "Logical."
[18:07] <Lily_Palmer> "ill tell you about it when we wake up"
[18:07] <Lily_Palmer> I stick my tongue out at iris.
[18:08] <Iris> "All right. Talk to you soon~"
[18:08]  * Iris giggles
[18:08] <Roo_inline[DM]_> everyone leaves. everything seems quiet
[18:09]  * Iris snuggles up into her large bed, closing her eyes
[18:09] <Iris> "Good morning Lily."
[18:09]  * Lily_Palmer snuggles into up onto iris
[18:09] <Lily_Palmer> "good morning iris"
[18:10]  * Lily_Palmer closes eyes and goes to sleep
[18:10]  * Iris hugs her and falls asleep
[18:10] <Lily_Palmer> ==END==