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- Abomination Vacation
- >You are Beastmaster Anonymous.
- >You work for your friend Roseluck, and recently, you've prevented a large-scale attack on a bunch of nasturtiums.
- >The leader, was of course, Angel Bunny.
- >That rabbit had the soul of a demon, but with a little display of a cauldron and gravy, you commanded the masses of rabbits.
- >Of course, you forced them back to Yellowshy's house.
- >"Oh, Anon, I don't know what I would have done without you here. I'd probably be passed out on the floor with Lily and Daisy."
- Glad to help, Rose, time to close up for the night?
- >"Oh yes, and come over by my house tomorrow."
- Oh? Why's that?
- >"This is the 11th time you've prevented total destruction to my livelihood, so I had a little reward in mind."
- Ooh, ok, I'll stop by!
- >With that, you pack up everything at the stand for her and go to your house.
- >You plop on the couch, wondering if the reward is what you think it is.
- >Best not think about it too much now.
- >You slowly drift off to sleep.
- >The next morning, you wake up very early for some reason, normally you're up about noon...
- >You down a bowl of Rape-Nuts.
- >A delicious balanced breakfast is your fetish.
- >Oops, Rose must be expecting you by now, gotta go fast.
- >You take a quick shit, you shower, and you shave.
- >Why after cereal? Because fuck you.
- >You rush to her house in your best attire, your black suit and red tie.
- >You knock.
- >Roseluck answers, a smile on her face.
- >She waves two tickets in your face.
- >"Heya Anon, I bought us two tickets to Maredrid! We're gonna stay in a fancy hotel, as thanks for your hard work!"
- >You smile and chuckle, ruffling her mane.
- >A trip with your pretty employer, in a fancy hotel?
- >How could one say no?
- I can't wait, when do we leave?
- >"Tomorrow, be sure to pack and get ready!"
- >You smile down at her.
- Thanks boss, I'll be ready.
- >Roseluck sighs, smiling.
- >"Do you HAVE to call me boss?"
- Just doin' my job. I'll see you later then?
- >"Be at the train station by 10 AM."
- >You run back to your house.
- >You start throwing things into a suitcase.
- >Your Joyboy, games, batteries, swim wear, your suit and tie which you just recently stripped from, everything necessary for an international train ride.
- >Including that strange transformation crystal that Twilight gave to you as a sorry for nearly firin' her lazor directly through your house.
- >Soon you are fully packed, and quite excited.
- >Just to rid yourself of energy, so you can sleep tonight, you beat up that specially made changeling dummy you got from Rainbow Dash.
- >Just think, a chance to maybe have your boss as your lover.
- >You fall asleep when it starts to get late.
- >Next thing you know, you're awake, and rushing to the train station at 9:56 AM.
- >Roseluck notices you at the 9:59 mark.
- >"Jeez Anon, you want to get left behind, you big lazy ape?"
- >You're too out of breath to respond, and the train arrives.
- >You and Rose step in and sit down, preparing for the long ride.
- >And the train finally starts heading northeast.
- >Roseluck starts going on about all the pretty sights to see, the exotic foods, and much more.
- >You hear over radio that the weather will be perfectly sunny there.
- >That's especially good for swimming, it will be hot.
- >You get some steamed vegetables with some rare spice called doogle leaves.
- >The amount of bits you put on that food cart...
- >You buy Roseluck some too, because you are a gentleman.
- >You both chat away about various childhood storiesof yourselves for a while.
- >You have a long 12 hours to go...and Roseluck is asleep on your lap after the first two.
- >She's so adorable...you can't help but scratch her head.
- >She coos in her sleep.
- >D'awwwing at that, but fearing she will wake up if you go any further, you turn your attention to the Joyboy.
- >Besides the clothes on your back, your only possession you managed to bring into this worls was The Legend of Zelda: A Link to the Past.
- >It's miraculous it managed to fit the handheld.
- >You just manage to complete the Tower of Hera, but then, your boss starts to wake.
- >"Mmm...how...how long have i been out...?"
- About 8 hours or so...
- >"Ok...wait...is it raining?"
- Yeah...don't worry, we'll pass it soon...
- >"Alright then."
- >Another 4 hours later, the rain progressively worsens, even though you're at the Maredrid station.
- Awww, God dammit, who was the weatherman this time, Walter Nichols?!
- >Roseluck sighs as a bunch of ponies look at you like 'wtf?'.
- You instantly calm down.
- >"Anon, just let it go, I'm sure it'll be over soon."
- Alright, alright, fine...
- >You both get a cab, and pay the pony to take you to the apparently-named Aloha Gardens hotel.
- >Lots of soaking and slipping later, you arrive at the hotel, rushing into the lobby to check in.
- Huh, this looks like a nice place, maybe this won't be a total wreck..
- >"See, this place sounds like fun."
- >Now that you both are checked in, you walk along the path to your room.
- >You stop and stare to your left.
- >"What is it, Anon?"
- >You point to an absolutely filthy pool and waterslide.
- I swear, this pool looks as if someone drank rubbing alcohol mixed with gunpowder and cinnamon, then pissed for an hour, straight into it.
- >Rose facehoofs.
- >"Now come on Anon, we can't have a good time if you're so angry..."
- Fine, only for you, Rose...
- >She looks surprised and blushes the same color as her mane, but hides it and walks on, as the rain gets harder.
- >At least the little yard you got to walk through was pretty.
- >You finally reach your room with her, and after about 5 minutes of struggling with the keycard, you get in.
- Huh...luxurious, and spacious!
- >It had 2 bedrooms, an upstairs, a little courtyard, a kitchen window and barstools, a laundry room, and a large living room.
- >"See? No reason to get angry, stuff happens."
- >Roseluck sat on the couch with you, and as you both sat, it started thundering outside.
- >You sigh heavily, but Roseluck covers your mouth with a hoof.
- >Long ago, when you entered this world by accident, there was barely any earthlike devices.
- >Thanks to you, they now know about the television, which you turn on.
- >Small, but decent quality.
- >It's been 10 minutes, and the commercials show no sign of relenting.
- >Roseluck's belly growls.
- >"Im hungry, what about you?"
- Yeah, same here, just sit on a barstool, I'll go make us something to eat.
- >You go into the kitchen, checking the fridge.
- 4 star hotel, my ass..
- >"What's wrong Anon?"
- Did they say anything about food in the advertisement?
- >"Yeah, they said the pantry and fridge would be chock-full of the best foods."
- It's empty except for potato chips and a bag of sugar.
- >"Are you serious?"
- >She checks the fridge.
- >"....on second thought, I think I'm good ton-"
- >A flash of lightning appears, and just like that, the power is out.
- Well. I guess we head to bed then.
- >"*sigh* i guess so...it's late."
- >You and Roseluck both head up the marble stairs to the bedrooms, but you trip and fall, slamming into your hand.
- GGGGOD DAMMIT!!!!
- >You hold your wounded hand with great care.
- >"Anon!! Are you ok?!"
- FFFFUCKKK...I guess so...
- >You drag yourself upstairs, pitifully into a bed opposite Roseluck's.
- >It's squeaky as hell, and as solid as Third Age.
- >"Good night Anon...I hope..."
- Ugh...night...
- >Every time you or she moves, the bed squeaks louder than those fishing boots.
- >Not only do you have a hurting hand, you're also starting to get an achy breaky back.
- >Plus, the thunder is keeping you up.
- >The next morning, you pitifully dragged yourself out of bed, with Roseluck still sleeping, snoring quietly.
- >Not wanting to wake the sleeping beauty, you creep into the bathroom, which looks quite clean and well maintained.
- >You turn on the hot shower, and get in.
- >As you start shampooing your hair, it becomes obvious that the temperature is dropping.
- Oh...for the love of...
- >Yup, after 5 measly minutes, you are out of hot water.
- >Lovely.
- >You freeze your ass off trying to clean up as best as you can.
- >Your torment is finally over once you get out, shit, shave, and dry off.
- >When you go back into the bedroom, Roseluck is rubbing her back.
- >"Who designed these beds...My back has been through the 7th circle of hell...."
- I don't know, but get yourself ready, we're gonna go out for breakfast.
- >"Ok, I'll go shower then."
- >You say nothing, knowing how miserable that shower will be.
- >After about 5 minutes, you hear a loud 'WHAT THE!'
- >Roseluck exits the bathroom, dripping wet, glaring at you.
- >"That's not funny, Anonymous!! Turn the heat back on!!!
- >You're laughing your ass off at this point.
- Sorry Rose, hotel's fault, not mine!
- >She gets enraged and tackles you hard.
- OOF!
- >Her muzzle is pressing right against yours, forcing you to stare into her angry eyes.
- >You notice she's blushing though.
- >You are too.
- >You scramble off each other, looking away.
- >"Uhh..lets umm...lets get some breakfast now."
- Agreed.
- >You both swiftly get ready.
- >You go down to the hotel buffet, where they have absolutely everything.
- >In silence, you both get some plates of food.
- >You both sit at a booth with a large breakfast each and some water.
- >You both start eating.
- >"Uhm...sorry about this mo-"
- >You wave your hand around.
- Don't worry, let's just not speak about it..
- >In the middle of the meal, you run out of water.
- >You stand up, get another glass, and go look for any signs of the drink bar, as you forget where it is.
- >You see a green bottle on a side table.
- >Being the autist you are, you think it has water in it.
- >You open it up and pour liquid into your glass.
- Hey...this isn't water...oh well...
- >You leave your glass there and go back to the table.
- >Roseluck saw, and she looks pissed.
- >She keeps her voice low and harsh.
- >"Anon...why did your pour someone's wine into your glass...?"
- >You're genuinely scared for your life now, as a hotel employee asks you the very same thing.
- >Apparently, that wine was the hotel's most expensive.
- >After quite a tongue lashing from both the employees and Roseluck, you finally hear the end of it.
- >Very luckily the owner of the wine didn't decide to demand 1000 bits as compensation.
- >You're now on your way to the grocery store.
- >Roseluck is sighing and facehoofing the whole way.
- >"Anon, you idiot...you need to pay attention, for Celestia's sake..."
- I know, I know, I fucked up...
- >You get to the grocery store and both buy a bunch of vegetables and assorted other things, and you buy some chocolate eggs that are supposed to have Power Pony figures in them.
- >Of course, you're the one to carry the groceries.
- >It feels like cannon balls are in the bags.
- >After a grueling 40 minute walk with the groceries, you slam them on the table and collapse from exhaustion.
- >"Anon, I hear they have an indoor pool somewhere here, want to go swim?"
- Aghh...alright, gimme some time to get ready...
- >She does not listen, and grabs her strangely human-like bathing suit, and yours. and drags you until you stand up.
- >You walk across that garden mentioned earlier into a white arch-shaped house.
- >Inside there is a pool, a hot tub, palm trees, and lawn chairs.
- >And a changing room, which Roseluck runs into.
- >Despite the rain still falling, you feel this will be ni-
- >You see a bright flash coming from the changing room.
- Roseluck?!? What happened?!
- >She opens the door calmly, and what you see before you is absolute perfection.
- >She is a human now.
- Her dark red bikini looks immaculate on her flawless hourglass figure.
- >Her belly is perfectly toned, her breasts are just the right size, and her feet look smoother than humanly possible.
- >She is only a few inches shorter than you, and has a face that looks like it was carved by the gods themselves.
- >"Uhh, hello? Anon?"
- Whuh? How did..?
- >"I touched that crystal you packed, and next thing I know, I'm your species...how do I look?"
- >Your body refuses to work, all you can do is stare.
- >She giggles.
- >"I'll get back to you later, then."
- >She takes a graceful dive into the pool, which is surprisingly clean.
- >Of course, you follow.
- >You both spend time in the pool, flirting to some degree, but neither of you realize you're serious.
- >Eventually, you get out of the pool.
- >"Ooh, I'm cold now...wanna go in the hot tub?"
- Yeah, of course!
- >You both run to the hot tub, fuck pool rules.
- >You jump right in, only for your balls to nearly be shriveled off.
- GAH!! That's freezing!!
- >You scramble out of the hot tub.
- >"Oh, quit whining, it can't be that bad..."
- >She dips one of her toes in the water.
- >"Not bad at all, s-"
- >She gets into the water waist deep and scurries right back out.
- >"Ok ok ok!! You're right!!"
- Told you so.
- >"Enough of this, I'm freezing, I don't have fur now."
- Let's go back to the room then, we can warm up there.
- >You and her return to the hotel room, to find a pony with a toolbox exit.
- >"Your room has power again, sorry about that."
- Thanks.
- >You both enter the room once again, and put your clothes in the washing machine.
- >Might as well wash them, no one would mind if you wore swimwear for now.
- >You try to turn it on, but all it does is make a hissing sound, then let out steam.
- Are. You. Kidding.
- >"Huh?"
- We need a new WASHING MACHINE now.
- >Roseluck sighs heavily, then calls a maintainence guy to install a new one.
- >You just walk over to her.
- What did we do to deserve such a miserable hotel...
- >"I don't know, but im sor-"
- >You cannot help but wrap a blanket around you both to keep warm, and drape one arm around her shoulder.
- >She's blushing furiously, and so are you.
- >You both stay silent, looking into each other's eyes.
- >You can't hold back, you take one little kiss of her lips.
- >And surprisingly...she doesn't resist.
- >"Umm...you...you can do it again...if you want..."
- >You kiss her again, this time harder and holding her head for a while, and she kisses back passionately.
- >You break the kiss slowly with her, a trail of saliva connecting your lips.
- Rose...I...I-
- >She puts a finger to your lips.
- >"...love you?"
- >You simply nod.
- >"I love you too Anon...I really do..."
- >"Even if you are an idiot sometimes..."
- >You embrace each other, relaxing on the couch.
- >All you can do is enjoy her warmth and her smooth skin.
- >"You have to teach me to walk on two legs as well as you can though..."
- In time Rose, in time...
- >At that moment, there is a knock at the door, ruining the moment.
- I'll get it...
- >You get off of Rose and answer the door to find a pony with a washing machine.
- >"Hey, I'm here to install this.."
- Sure thing, cmon in.
- >You let him get to work.
- >You go back to relaxing with Rose, and let the pony install the new washing machine.
- >By the time he's done, it's very late, and you two decided to try the master bed, the one that doesn't break your back.
- >Again, the power goes out due to a huge lightning storm.
- >You feel Rose grab onto you.
- >"Anon, I'm scared! Protect me please!"
- >You instantly wrap your arms around a quivering Roseluck.
- >You must admit, feeling her bare skin up as you rub her back to calm her...it's getting you hot down there.
- >You feel something very smooth on your leg.
- >Sweating and looking downwards, you see it's her foot.
- >You're now completely erect, pressing between her legs.
- >"Anon..? What are you doing?"
- >You quickly shift yourself away, but she won't let go.
- >"Is this what I think it is..?"
- >Her voice has developed a sultry tone.
- >Her dexterous hand starts feeling down your body, eventually coming to a stop to massage your length.
- >You can only moan in bliss.
- >"Somepony likes that...I wonder..."
- >She pulls down your swim trunks and starts pulling your cock up and down gently.
- >Even though you can't see it, you know she's smiling deviously.
- >She takes her hand off your cock, and you hear her lick some pre off her fingers.
- >Suddenly, the room lights up.
- >They must have fixed the power.
- >Now you can see that beautiful body of hers, and her seductive smile as she slowly pulls off her bikini.
- >Words cannot describe how perfect her breasts are.
- >She grips them both, wrapping them around your throbbing length, staring into your eyes the whole time.
- Ungghhh...R-Rose...
- >She takes her immaculate breasts off of your length, sitting back and crossing her legs.
- >Her perfectly-sized feet curl up and toes wiggle for you.
- >"Ohh, Anon, I've been gardening all day...as your boss, you will massage my poor, tired feet..."
- >You instantly oblige, grabbing one foot, and feeling it between your fingers as it curls and uncurls.
- >It feels flawless in your hands, no callouses, no smell, no nothing.
- >You massage that foot carefully, and slowly tongue it up and down.
- >She giggles softly as you do, but keeps her foot still.
- >You grab the other one and bring it next to her other foot, tonguing both soles simultaneously.
- >"Heh, I know you liked my feet, you looked at them all night..."
- >You nod and grow harder as her toes twitch.
- >"I think its about time for the real reward for all your good work..."
- >She pats your head and gently pushes you so you lay back on the bed.
- >She presses her now-slickened feet on both sides of your cock, forcing a loud moan from you.
- >In an amazing display of flexibility, she bends down, and takes your tip into her mouth, suckling it slowly as she moves her feet back, so her toes can stroke it.
- >She swirls her tongue all around the tip, and starts massaging your length between the balls of her feet.
- >As Rose stares up at you seductively, you don't feel like you can hold on much longer.
- >She strokes your cock between her arches faster than before, and sucks on your tip very hard.
- >This is too much for you, and you shoot a massive load into her mouth.
- >Spurt after spurt fills her mouth as you cry out in pleasure.
- >You finally finish cumming, and she gulps down every last drop of your seed.
- >She pulls off of your softening member, and lays next to you.
- Thank you...Roseluck...I love you...
- >"I love you too, sweetie..."
- >You both get a much better night's rest than last night.
- >When you woke, it was time to pack up and head home to Ponyville.
- >You sigh.
- Well...it still may be raining, and the hotel was miserable...but at least I found my love...
- >Roseluck walks with you to the cab to the train station.
- >"I'm sorry about all this...hey, at least it'll make a funny story, right?"
- Yeah, I guess you're right!
- >You both arrive at the train station.
- >As soon as the train sets out, you notice something.
- >The pegasi are clearing the clouds, and it's nice and sunny again.
- ......FU-
- Based on an all too true story.
- -End
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