Piss Poor Group Session 23

[18:50] * Mad_Modd  when we last left our group, they had just beat a ambush set by the mad P-86! They are just finishing up scavenging and treating of wounds...
[18:51] * Ragebrew rested Long-shot on the ground, checking over her wounds closely. "Only so much I can do with meds. She'll have to recover a bit on her own..." She looked to the others, holstering her revolver before taking a swig from her canteen.
[18:52] <Ragebrew> "Hope we find some Rad-away... All this dirty water is giving me stomach cramps..." She capped the canteen.
[18:52] * Midnight_Hour chews on the end of a strand of her hair, fatigue obvious on her face. "My carbine's all I got now. I've probably only got the strength for one or two more spells."
[18:53] * Elektron still groaning slightly checks over all the bits and bobs he got from the robots "At least they had lots of salvage, the ones that weren't vapourized that is."
[18:53] * Project_86 shouts out into the stable "Crystal~ The crystals are mine all mine none shall has them but me! Now for something compleatly diffrent. How arte all my wonderfull pawns doing this hour..you seem a bit tired and slugish shuch a shame but carry one! You still must find my pize and win this cheese!!" He chuckles deeply for a moment "Hmm you might could use the autodoc...I think I have one laying around its no fun if I can't kee
[18:54] <Project_86> ep you here for a few years~"
[18:55] * Ragebrew looked around, ears pinned to her head as she growled. "Like hell I'd step into anything you control. Odds are you'd just have it flip out and put parts where they don't belong."
[18:55] * Elektron perks up "Years?! I can't stay here for years! My family might not even have months!"
[18:57] <Project_86> Oh bah, Like I said I plan on keeping you lot around, its too fun~ Oh family? who you looking for I got a bunch in here shineing my metal, keeping my dome nice and clean, maybe they are in here?"
[18:57] * Ragebrew looked to Elektron. "Head steady. He can hope all he likes. I figure a week at most, and that's if we really take our time."
[18:57] <Ragebrew> "And Midnight, stop chewing on yer hair. Ya'll get hairballs."
[18:58] * Ragebrew coughed up a large lump of red hair at that. "Trust me, I know." She kicked it away under some debris.
[19:01] * Midnight_Hour spits out her hair. "Whatever.
[19:02] * Ragebrew chuckled. "Alright, down to what we've found. Elektron, if ya found any crystal packs for Midnight, hoof 'em over. She can use 'em most. I'm gonna take a look about, see if I can't find anything shiny down here." With that, she slipped out, and started moving room to room, looking around slowly.
[19:03] * Mad_Modd  after quickly searching the rooms they found a few useful items, a few stable jumpsuits, a 10mm pistol that had been left under a bed, a carton of cigarettes and a Sparkle-Cola
[19:04] <Ragebrew> "SISTER BE PRAISED!" Ragebrew embraced that pack of cigarettes like a pony possessed. She quickly rummaged out a single pack, staring at it for the longest time. "I...do not have a lighter. FFFFUUUUU-----" That one resounded all the way to the front atrium.
[19:06] * Elektron approaches Midnight_Hour "Your gun uses gem packs right?"
[19:06] * Midnight_Hour nods. "Yeah. More than I'd like."
[19:07] * Elektron hoofs her the 39 gem packs he got from the robots "Then you might as well take these."
[19:08] * Midnight_Hour looks shocked. "You don't need these?"
[19:09] * Project_86 grumbles "Oh hurry up ya buggers!"
[19:09] * Elektron shakes his head "My only weapons recharge themselves, use micro fusion charges or... um... something really really weird"
[19:11] * Ragebrew looks for a camera, gives it a lewd gesture. "And here I was thinking ya wanted us to stay down here, forever. Whats the rush?" She looked to the pair "Please, for the love of the sisters, tell me one of ya has a lighter." She had a cigarette hanging out of her mouth.
[19:11] * Midnight_Hour gives Elektron an appreciative smile that looked a bit strained. This was due to it being something she wasn't used to giving and also her fatigue. "Thank you."
[19:11] * Elektron shakes his head "Sorry."
[19:12] * Elektron smiles back to Midnight_Hour "No problem"
[19:13] * Ragebrew offered the Sparkle-Cola to Midnight_Hour "Here, some sugar and caffine might pick ya up a bit. Won't help with the magic, but it'll keep ya awake at least."
[19:14] * Ragebrew looked to her ammo cases. "And if we weren't pressed for time, I'd see about making that mana potion I had in mind... Hopefully there are green herbs somewhere down here..." She looked at Long-shot, and picked her up, slinging the mare over her back. "We ready? I don't think there is anything else in here."
[19:14] * Midnight_Hour shakes her head. "Sorry. I don't want to waste what magical fortitude I have left on lighting a cigarette." She then takes the Sparkle-Cola and grimaces. "I know they named it after Twilight Sparkle, but this stuff is disgustingly irradiated... even before the bombs fell, they purposefully irradiated this garbage... But thank you," she says and puts the drink away for later.
[19:16] * Ragebrew nodded. "Sometimes ya need to soak from rads to stay alive." She jiggled her canteen. "Don't worry, I got a couple recipes for radiation removal. I'll make ya a batch if ya look ill. And I wouldn't ask ya to. Just wondering if ya carry fire is all. If not, ah well. Not like I should pick it back up again."
[19:17] * Ragebrew stepped out of the room. "Now lets get moving before our guest sends another welcoming commitee."
[19:17] * Elektron nods and follows Ragebrew
[19:17] * Mad_Modd as the group move on they come across a line of colorful.... candy leading deeper into the stable
[19:17] <Project_86> Oh damn you saw through my plans!
[19:18] * Ragebrew looks at the candy, looks to another camera, looks back to the candy, to the camera. "REALLY?" She moved over to the candy, picking up a piece and running it through the 'Are you edible' questionarre.
[19:19] * Midnight_Hour blinks. "I guess we could follow it, but I am not eating candy off the floor. Maybe if they were wrapped chocolate truffles, but not these." She sees Ragebrew pick one up and test it. "Really?"
[19:19] * Elektron doesn't trust the candy and stays close to Ragebrew
[19:19] <Project_86> Ja hanzel and en greatel that witch will never fine us. * the robot chuckles and giggles to himself for a few moments*
[19:20] * Ragebrew looked back to Midnight and shrugged. "Might be something useful."
[19:22] * Ragebrew looked at the candy, sniffed the candy, cracked it open, licked it once, and quickly washed her mouth out with a little water. "Anti constipation medicine. I didn't take ya for a scat fiend, 86. But these might come in use." Ragebrew picked up the pieces, stowing them away in a very obviously marked biohazard bag.
[19:24] * Ragebrew looked to the others. "Follow, explore?"
[19:24] * Midnight_Hour frowns. "That's disgusting."
[19:25] * Project_86 grumbles a bit "Oh bah..just follow it maybe the prize is at the end. You never know" he sighs lightly
[19:26] * Ragebrew shrugged. "They have a use as medicine at least. Figure I could use these for a system purger, help cleanse the body of toxins, all toxins. It'll just be... Very, very, very disgusting to go through. But if it's a mess or death, I'll take a mess."
[19:26] <Project_86> Also HEY dave! tell me a bit about your family~ I'm quite intrested!"
[19:27] * Ragebrew shrugged. "Unless one of ya think to go else were, may as well see what he has in store. Rather not annoy our machine overlord right now."
[19:29] * Elektron nods "I guess so, I doubt he made an area of this place that /isn't/ deadly"
[19:29] * Midnight_Hour sighs. "With the way things are going, I'd rather a retreat, but you, Mercy, and Long-shot seem to have a history with this fellow."
[19:31] <Project_86> Hey! I asked questions! DON"T IGNORE ME" D:
[19:31] * Ragebrew nodded. "Aye. And from the sounds of it, he has some other flesh bags stuck in here. Rather see what that's about. Not holding ya to be here Midnight, know ya have one goal in mind and this ain't it, but yer the only one who knows about these places. Could really use yer help down here." Rage followed after the trail of candy, looking around all over as she did. Anything that caught her attention could draw her aside for a mo
[19:31] * Ragebrew her attention could draw her aside for a moment to look it over. They were in no rush, after all.
[19:32] * Midnight_Hour frowns. "I'll help, but if things turn south, I'm teleporting out of here."
[19:33] * Ragebrew nodded. "Hope ya'll be able to. These places might have shielding though." She picked up another piece of laxative candy, putting it in the biohazard bag.
[19:34] * Mad_Modd  the trail leads them to a dead end, a long smashed protectapony propped up against the door of a closet of some kind
[19:35] * Elektron goes to take a look at the smashed protectapony
[19:36] * Ragebrew puts a hoof on Elektron's shoulder. "Wait..."
[19:36] * Ragebrew edged forward, looking at the closest closely, examining everything around her. She smelled a trap.
[19:36] * Mad_Modd  it looks as if it has had it's 'head' smashed in by a wrench or other blunt implement, long before P-86 came to the stable
[19:38] * Elektron shakes his head "This looks like its been out of commission for a long time, before that crazy robot could have taken over according to your timeline
[19:38] <Elektron> "
[19:39] <Midnight_Hour> "It's probably when the previous residents fought back before running away."
[19:40] <Project_86> Hey, its no fun if you don't respond! Davey! I want to know talk to me! talk to me~!" he yells out into the speakers makeing static and a highpitch squeal through the stable.
[19:40] * Ragebrew just snooped around, not touching anything, using her natural reach to examine everything from what she felt might be a safe distance. Eventually, after looking over it for a few moments, she pulled back. "Looks clean. Doen't mean it is." She looked at the closest, trotted back, and dropped Long off near Midnight. "Opening the closest. Expecting to get boomed."
[19:40] * Ragebrew trotted back up to the closest, pushed the dead robot out of the way, and... attempted to open it. She closed her eyes, expecting to hear beeping very soon.
[19:43] * Mad_Modd  this robot seems to be in good enough shape to be repaired! Just not under current circumstances
[19:43] * Elektron suddenly jumps up and wriggles his way underneathe the bot
[19:45] * Ragebrew just looks at Elektron and shrugs, waiting to open the closest until the nerdy pony had finished.
[19:46] <Project_86> Beep boop bap I am a robot, Magot!" rings through the intercom system as a low thumping can be hurd coming behind them, something large
[19:46] * Elektron speaks up from underneathe the robot "I think other than some... well... significant damage to the head, the rest of the bot is in amazing shape!"
[19:46] * Mad_Modd  the closet is just a supply closet, a few random things and a small medical box being the only things of note
[19:47] <Elektron> "Motor systems are good... sensors are undamaged... weapons systems smooth..."
[19:47] * Ragebrew still gives them a wary looking, checking over the contents inside the closest before taking anything.
[19:49] * Elektron finally finishes squeeing over the robot and sighs "Yes Mr. Overlord? what is it?"
[19:50] * Ragebrew finishes checking everything over, and slings it all into her ammo case. "Alright... Good enough. And here we are, dead ended." She flipped out her revolver and turned around, looking down the hallway.
[19:50] <Project_86> I was asking about your past, You said something about your family, I'd like to know more, maybe a story?" The loud thumbs stop for a moment before growing faint once more
[19:51] * Ragebrew trots forward, looking at Midnight "Think ya can pick up Long with yer horn? Rather not have to carry her into a fight..."
[19:52] * Elektron frowns in confusion "What do you want to know about them?"
[19:52] <Project_86> "What did you mean only months? I may be old but I still had a family once."
[19:53] * Midnight_Hour looks down at Long-shot and shakes her head. "No. Not in my current shape. I used up too much magical energy during that fight."
[19:55] * Ragebrew clicked her tongue and groaned as she lifted the comatose mare back onto her back. "Ah well. Lets keep moving. Unles Mister Wizard has fun planned for us..." She keep her eyes trained down the corridor, watching and waiting till the others were ready to depart.
[19:56] * Elektron frowns "I meant that my family and most of my hometown has probably been sold off to slavers. I don't know how long I have left to find them."
[19:57] * Project_86 hmm "I see, and where is that town from here, I may have seen some slavers come by recently"
[19:58] <Midnight_Hour> "He's probably lying to you, Elektron. From everything he's done, he's ceritfiably crazy."
[19:58] * Elektron perks up a bit "S-scrapyard! Just a little salvage town in the area, I'm not sure where it is from here though."
[19:59] * Elektron shakes his head at Midnight_Hour "But what if he isn't?! This is the only lead I've gotten in a long time!" he said desperately
[20:00] * Ragebrew looked to Midnight "Figure robots are a different kind of crazy."
[20:01] <Project_86> "Oh shit! I just bought some slaves from a place called scrapyard! they are quite handy in here keeping my servos running smooth and my hull nice and shiny!
[20:04] * Elektron stands up and shouts "Do you have Iron_Sight with you?"
[20:05] * Ragebrew just laughed. "Yer really easy to read, Mister Wizard. Pulling on Elektron's heart strings like that and all. Find the first thread to get a responce, and ya start pulling on it hard as sin." She looked back to Elektron. "Don't buy it Elektron. If he had seen slavers, this place would be crawling with looters."
[20:05] <Ragebrew> "Or we would have more guests with us. Come on, we got a Stable to explore."
[20:05] <Project_86> Hmmm Hey you lot! any of you named Iron_sight?" scilence for a few moments  "N...n..no" is only a weak responce"
[20:08] * Elektron sighs and follows Ragebrew, making an attempt to drag the robot along with them
[20:09] * Ragebrew started moving down the corridor, sweeping left and right with her revolver. She didn't believe the bot at all. Still. "Might be so living down here besides us."
[20:11] * Mad_Modd  the group finishes going though the first floor, passing the stable spa and a few small classrooms, not finding anything of note other than a few caps in a trashcan
[20:11] * Ragebrew stops at the spas for a moment, looking inside and checking one of the sinks.
[20:12] <Project_86> NOOO MY acid supply!
[20:13] <Project_86> Hmm....that one must me the nurotoxin instead
[20:13] * Ragebrew clicks her tongue as nothing comes out. "Bugger..." She looked rejoined the group, humming in thought as she looked around further.
[20:13] * Elektron continues struggling to push along the dead robot
[20:14] * Mad_Modd  the even pass a gym
[20:14] * Ragebrew looks over at the classrooms for a moment. "Such a waste. Hope we can get those in use again..." She kept moving forward, looking around slowly through the area.
[20:15] <Project_86> Hello and welcome to the Barntech Science Achievement center, please step into the testing area~
[20:15] * Ragebrew blinked at that, looking back to the others. "Oh this doesn't bode well..."
[20:17] * Elektron nods in a agreement from behind the bot
[20:18] * Ragebrew looked back at the gym, clicking her tongue some more. "Odds are, if we don't, he'll just get pissed and throw something worse at us won't ya, Mister Wizard?"
[20:19] <Project_86> Please step into the Sciencenasium and into your assigned spots. Males to the left and mares to the right and then lets get some science done.
[20:20] * Elektron sighs "you're probably right"
[20:21] * Ragebrew trots into the room, looking around slowly before moving  to one of the spots on the right. No need to give the machine more reason to be pissy. "Come along class. Lets see what horrible fun Mister Wizard has in store for us. I'd rather not see what he throws around when he isn't looking for a laugh..."
[20:22] * Mad_Modd  the classrom yields nothing but a stack of old Equestrian textbooks, they look unused
[20:24] * Midnight_Hour returns from searching the classroom with some new Equestria Textbooks in her saddlebags. "Barntech? Don't you mean Stabletech?"
[20:25] * Elektron shakes his head as he follows Ragebrew "I'm not sure" he said as he took a spot on the left
[20:25] <Project_86> Quickly every one to their places and we shall begin, the fist excersize is.....* dun dun dun* running in place"
[20:26] * Elektron says flatly "Thats not science!"
[20:26] <Project_86> Science!
[20:26] <Ragebrew> "I have an unconscious mare. Is she exempt from this for now?"
[20:27] <Project_86> No all must take the essesment! There are no exemptions
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[20:27] * Midnight_Hour growls. "I am not running in place for your amusement, robot."
[20:28] * Ragebrew groaned and undid the latch on her ammocases, letting them fall to the ground with a heavy thud before she started trotting in place. "Ya need the exercise Midnight. That pie went right to yer hips."
[20:30] <Project_86> Yes yes Wonderful, Keep it up we neeed you to work up a bit of a sweat!"
[20:36] * Midnight_Hour glares at Ragebrew as she starts jogging. "What!? It has not!"
[20:36] * Elektron starts to jog as well, noting this has nothing to do with SCIENCE!
[20:36] * Ragebrew grinned. "Oh, I noticed a little extra squish when I was applying yer bandages. Not too much, but a lady must keep her figure, after all."
[20:40] * Ragebrew waited for the first bead of sweat to roll down her muzzle, which she flicked aside. "There, worked up a sweat. Next?"
[20:40] <Project_86> Scilence lasts for about 15 mins of so untill static buzzes and another squeal rings out "Ah wo wo wo wo Ok that was annoing I hate it when...What the hell are all you running in place for? You wanting to get a work out? bah save that for later you idiots."
[20:41] * Ragebrew wasn't even sore after only 15 minutes of a slow trot in place. "Huh, guess yer not in full control of everything."
[20:41] * Elektron stops running in place and pants a bit, glaring at the camera
[20:42] <Project_86> Oh no no no I am in control...there are just alot of me in here~
[20:43] * Ragebrew nodded. "So yer not in control then. Just like I'm not. Fun. This makes things interesting." She picked up her ammo cases again, groaning slightly under the weight. "Well, guess that was pointless. Although a little cardio never hurt any pony."
[20:44] * Midnight_Hour is glistening, not sweating, and her legs are throughly sore. "I hate all of you..."
[20:44] <Project_86> Oh you silly ponies, Listenign to number 7, she like science alot that one but she goes a little heavy on the Toxins"
[20:45] * Elektron is not used to lots of excercise. Is sweating a fair amount
[20:46] * Ragebrew shrugged. "What else is new Midnight." She pulled the cork out of her canteen, taking a swig before recapping it. "I really need to take ya two out galloping some time. Is good for ya."
[20:52] * Midnight_Hour growls. "I'd rather eat a bug..."
[20:52] <Project_86> Well carry on and find me booty, it was lost somewhere out there....and I really need to go!
[20:53] * Elektron pants "This science... sucks."
[20:54] * Ragebrew chuckled, looking at Midnight with another grin. "Oh, I think ya have. Ya are eating my cooking after all." She laughed heartily, looking out to the corridor. "Well, this place is amusing at least."
[20:55] * Midnight_Hour blanches. "You wouldn't..."
[20:55] * Mad_Modd  we'll be leaving our group there for now, the mad robot having made them do calisthenics...
[20:56] <Project_86> *staic* APPLES!?!