Gonzobot Ice Cream command
*Gonzobot gives (person) a (size) (flavor) ice cream with (topping) on top, served (method)


Size:
a tiny scoop of
a massive scoop of
a double scoop of
a single scoop
a triple scoop of
bucketful of
a tiny spoonful of
a thimble of
a dinosaur-worthy serving of
a “starving” grandchild serving of

Flavours
Chocolate
Vanilla
Mint Choco Chip
Butterscotch
Unicorn Rainbow Poop
Double Dutch
Rocky Road
Strawberry
Caramel
Raspberry Ripple
Wild Berry
Tangy Lemon
Chili Chocolate
Vanilla Choco Chip
Green Tea
Mango
Cookies and Cream
Cappuccino
Mocha
Strawberry Shortcake
Blueberry Cheesecake
Fig
Watermelon
Tender Coconut
Pickles
Hummus
Wasabi
Peanut Butter Cup
Bubblegum
Rum and Raisins
Pistachio [inb4 flip makes jokes] (wot why) (OH WAIT OMG HAHAHAHA CHRIIIISSSS)
Pumpkin Spice
Cookie Dough
Chocomel
Baileys and Irish Coffee
Neopolitan
Kit-Kat
Mars Bar
Pecan
Sweet potato
White chocolate and Rose Petal
frozen water
Sweet Red Bean
Cinnamon
Pear Cider and Cinnamon
Chocolate and Banana
Rootbeer

Toppings
gummi bears
Skittles
caramel bits
rainbow sparkles
almonds (HAHAHAH PING DAT BITCH) (there’s a way to give it weighted advantage, so that it appears more often than others :D) pff you troll (DO EEEET AHAHAHA)
chocolate syrup
caramel syrup
strawberry syrup
butterscotch syrup
chocolate bits
brownie bits
mocha crunch
Twix bits
choco chips
whipped cream
peanut bits
Mars Bar bits
crushed Kit-Kat
mini marshmallows
sea salt
spicy chilli pepper bits
pepper
jellybeans



Serving Methods:
in a horribly prepared ice cream container
in a pretty pita pocket
in a chocolatey cone
in a waffle cone
in a waffle cup
in a tiny jar
in an ice cream sandwich
in a crepe cone
in a mug
in a very Pinterest-esque mason jar
in a very shatterable bowl
in an apple cup
in a cookie cup
in a very inconspicuous looking bowl carved from a pineapple
in a very vulnerable appearing bowl carved from a watermelon
on a cookie
on a brownie
on a pancake
on a waffle
on a cake
on a slice of pie
with a Belgian Waffle
with a side of fruit
with a banana
with a stack of pancakes
molten in a shot glass
in a plastic bag (RIP)
in a suspiciously large toilet-shaped vessel
in a perfectly sanitary empty toilet paper roll
in a bowl for ants
in their hands
in a wobbly jello bowl
from his hand
in a lovely crystal bowl
straight to their FACE!! (thisss!)





Discussion shit goes here:

You three are the best <3

no you <3 best idea ever ^^
hey how is the sentence gonna be? I’m thinking about the grammar of the serving variable
Same here. This is gonna be kinda hard this way...

I’m very suspect with this..  so I think we’re going to have to find a way to make all these work..

what do you mean? 4 variables are too much?
more like it will be hard to find a sentence structure that will fit these variables. As in “Gonzobot serves (person) a (size) (flavor) ice cream with (topping) in (method)”  [yeh that’s solid.. I’ll put that at the top of the json] I’ll make some order, it’s too messy
 Wait I guess we can go with that.
Your pineapple won’t work though :P

Poor inconspicuously shoved into a pineapple :’(

Hummus flavor = best flavor

Which one of you goons decided to put in pickles and hummus?!

bet it was flip. :p nope, not me. I did the unicorn poop.



MILKY THAT’S U ISN’T IT

I’m actually tempted to keep hummus and pickle in there just to fuck with everyone


Let it be there, but I swear I didn’t add it

we’ll all blame Pixel

I’m going to add some wonky japanese flavours in there too. poor snoonet

Wasabi flavoured ice cream will be the bomb
omg pls keep it, it’s awesome

guys shouldn’t kitkat and mars be toppings instead of flavors?

v

could be both imo

Fair. I guess I’ll just clarify it then.

Mars on Mars :o

This is getting incredibly varied lmao