PAWNING GOLDEN BIGFOOT WARS

<Kvetha[Aerihn]> one sec
<Kvetha[Aerihn]> <Sporky> id sell that to history channel but it doesnt have the word gold in the title so i cant
<Kvetha[Aerihn]> <Kvetha[Aerihn]> Or Pawn.
<Kvetha[Aerihn]> <Kvetha[Aerihn]> or Wars.
<Kvetha[Aerihn]> <Kvetha[Aerihn]> or Bigfoot.
<Kvetha[Aerihn]> <Sporky> Pawning Golden Bigfoot Wars
<Kvetha[Aerihn]> <Kvetha[Aerihn]> yes
<Kvetha[Aerihn]> <Kvetha[Aerihn]> I would watch it
<Kvetha[Aerihn]> <Sporky> 4 teams trot the globe looking for the elusive golden bigfoot, so they can pawn it for a fortune
<Kvetha[Aerihn]> <Kvetha[Aerihn]> my sides
<Kvetha[Aerihn]> <Sporky> its like the amazing race for stupid people
<Kvetha[Aerihn]> <Sporky> 4 teams trot the globe looking for the elusive golden bigfoot, so they can pawn it for a fortune in alaska*
<Kvetha[Aerihn]> <Kvetha[Aerihn]> While also searching for ancient aliens.
<Kvetha[Aerihn]> <Sporky> heres the pilot
<Kvetha[Aerihn]> <Kvetha[Aerihn]> Pilot of a ufo?
<Kvetha[Aerihn]> <Sporky> In the tundra of alaska, team Bigfoot$ stumble across some trail camera owners who say that they have seen the Golden Bigfoot. They plan their overnight investigation so they can sell it to their local Gold and Silver pawn shop. During their investigation, team leader Julius trips on a piece of metal coming out of the ground. After some digging, the team learns that it is a crashed UFO, with...
<Kvetha[Aerihn]> <Sporky> ...flakes of gold on the pilot seat. Julius hypothesizes that this craft was how Golden Bigfoot got to this forest.
<Kvetha[Aerihn]> <Kvetha[Aerihn]> sporky i cant breath
<Kvetha[Aerihn]> <Kvetha[Aerihn]> stahp
<Kvetha[Aerihn]> <Kvetha[Aerihn]> my sides
<Kvetha[Aerihn]> <Sporky> (pans to title)PAWNING GOLDEN BIGFOOT WARS