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  1. #define do_it_over_and_over_again_until_the_condition_is_no_longer_not_false while
  2. #define is_bigger_than >
  3. #define is_bigger_than_is_bigger_than >>
  4. #define go (
  5. #define stop )
  6. #define pointy_go {
  7. #define pointy_stop }
  8. #define please_tell_me_whether if
  9. #define is_not !
  10. #define if_it_an_even_integer_this_makes_it_zero % 2
  11. #define that_statement_is_over ;
  12. #define add_it_on +=
  13. #define the_user_will_now_be_given_the_option_to_enter_a_value_that_will_be_stored_into_the_following_variable cin
  14. #define tell_me_about_it cout
  15. #define store_the_following_value_into_the_variable_before_this =
  16. #define the_aligators_are_heading_east <<
  17. #define ZERO 0
  18. #define it_isnt_true false
  19. #define a_number_which_has_no_fractional_part int
  20. #define whatsit bool
  21.  
  22. a_number_which_has_no_fractional_part this_is_the_variable_which_stores_the_sum_of_the_even_integers_which_are_entered_by_the_user store_the_following_value_into_the_variable_before_this ZERO that_statement_is_over
  23. a_number_which_has_no_fractional_part this_is_the_variable_for_storing_the_integer_which_the_user_enters_into_standard_input store_the_following_value_into_the_variable_before_this ZERO that_statement_is_over
  24. whatsit this_is_the_variable_for_telling_you_when_this_is_the_variable_for_storing_the_integer_which_the_user_enters_into_standard_input_is_even store_the_following_value_into_the_variable_before_this it_isnt_true that_statement_is_over
  25.  
  26. the_user_will_now_be_given_the_option_to_enter_a_value_that_will_be_stored_into_the_following_variable is_bigger_than_is_bigger_than this_is_the_variable_for_storing_the_integer_which_the_user_enters_into_standard_input that_statement_is_over
  27.  
  28. do_it_over_and_over_again_until_the_condition_is_no_longer_not_false go this_is_the_variable_for_storing_the_integer_which_the_user_enters_into_standard_input is_bigger_than ZERO stop
  29. pointy_go
  30.     this_is_the_variable_for_telling_you_when_this_is_the_variable_for_storing_the_integer_which_the_user_enters_into_standard_input_is_even store_the_following_value_into_the_variable_before_this is_not go this_is_the_variable_for_storing_the_integer_which_the_user_enters_into_standard_input if_it_an_even_integer_this_makes_it_zero stop that_statement_is_over
  31.  
  32.     please_tell_me_whether go this_is_the_variable_for_telling_you_when_this_is_the_variable_for_storing_the_integer_which_the_user_enters_into_standard_input_is_even stop
  33.     pointy_go
  34.         this_is_the_variable_which_stores_the_sum_of_the_even_integers_which_are_entered_by_the_user add_it_on this_is_the_variable_for_storing_the_integer_which_the_user_enters_into_standard_input that_statement_is_over
  35.     pointy_stop
  36.  
  37.     the_user_will_now_be_given_the_option_to_enter_a_value_that_will_be_stored_into_the_following_variable is_bigger_than_is_bigger_than this_is_the_variable_for_storing_the_integer_which_the_user_enters_into_standard_input that_statement_is_over
  38. pointy_stop
  39.  
  40. tell_me_about_it the_aligators_are_heading_east this_is_the_variable_which_stores_the_sum_of_the_even_integers_which_are_entered_by_the_user that_statement_is_over