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  1. [18-Jul-16 10:13:23 PM] ziek: I HAD A THOUGHT EARLIEr about like a domestic au but i can't remember it
  2. [18-Jul-16 10:13:26 PM] ziek: it was like
  3. [18-Jul-16 10:13:43 PM] ziek: gabe and jack being mccree's dads
  4. [18-Jul-16 10:13:48 PM] ziek: and mccree being in highschool
  5. [18-Jul-16 10:14:45 PM] corvoweh .: omg..
  6. [18-Jul-16 10:14:49 PM] ziek: OH
  7. [18-Jul-16 10:14:50 PM] corvoweh .: that'd be...hilarious
  8. [18-Jul-16 10:14:51 PM] ziek: NOW I REMEMBER
  9. [18-Jul-16 10:14:59 PM] ziek: it was.. transfer student mccree
  10. [18-Jul-16 10:15:05 PM] ziek: bc gabe and jack were in okinawa
  11. [18-Jul-16 10:15:30 PM] ziek: jesse in japanese high school with hanzo and genji
  12. [18-Jul-16 10:15:59 PM] corvoweh .: omg...
  13. [18-Jul-16 10:16:05 PM] corvoweh .: mccree in gakuran...
  14. [18-Jul-16 10:16:15 PM] ziek: yeah....
  15. [18-Jul-16 10:16:32 PM] ziek: hanzo and genji being little yakuza brats
  16. [18-Jul-16 10:16:38 PM] ziek: and jesse being an army brat...
  17. [18-Jul-16 10:17:51 PM] corvoweh .: god
  18. [18-Jul-16 10:18:00 PM] corvoweh .: jesse reacting like haruhi to genji and hanzo's house
  19. [18-Jul-16 10:18:09 PM] corvoweh .: "i hate....rich people"
  20. [18-Jul-16 10:19:35 PM] ziek: yeah.. yes...
  21. [18-Jul-16 10:19:59 PM] ziek: also jesse being just.. so tall. so tall and brown
  22. [18-Jul-16 10:20:24 PM] corvoweh .: he doesn't stand out much around the other army brats
  23. [18-Jul-16 10:20:32 PM] ziek: yep
  24. [18-Jul-16 10:20:32 PM] corvoweh .: but.....when he's with genji and hanzo in the city proper
  25. [18-Jul-16 10:20:37 PM] ziek: yeah............
  26. [18-Jul-16 10:20:41 PM] corvoweh .: you might as well just put a giant GAIJIN sign on his head
  27. [18-Jul-16 10:21:05 PM] ziek: thinks about like.. the reyes-morrissons family unit.. in general
  28. [18-Jul-16 10:21:37 PM] ziek: gabe and jesse having hair problems
  29. [18-Jul-16 10:22:10 PM] corvoweh .: jesse less so (he can get by on most of the products around) but gabe is in Hell
  30. [18-Jul-16 10:22:16 PM] ziek: yeah..
  31. [18-Jul-16 10:22:56 PM] corvoweh .: also im thinking like, what if mccree was gabe's baby cousin who'd been sent to them to "straighten him out"
  32. [18-Jul-16 10:23:20 PM] ziek: that's possible. but also i like the idea of adopted mccree
  33. [18-Jul-16 10:23:35 PM] corvoweh .: it is cute
  34. [18-Jul-16 10:23:45 PM] corvoweh .: them adopting this rowdy boy
  35. [18-Jul-16 10:24:51 PM] ziek: yes..
  36. [18-Jul-16 10:25:21 PM] ziek: gabe helping jesse paint skulls on like. his bedroom door
  37. [18-Jul-16 10:25:37 PM] ziek: WEIRD GOTH DAD GABE GIVES ME LIFE TBH...
  38. [18-Jul-16 10:26:37 PM] corvoweh .: yes...
  39. [18-Jul-16 10:26:58 PM] corvoweh .: im thinking about like
  40. [18-Jul-16 10:27:17 PM] corvoweh .: them visiting kids at the local adoption center and like....the foster kids who are there
  41. [18-Jul-16 10:27:22 PM] corvoweh .: and there's one dirty sassy boy
  42. [18-Jul-16 10:27:25 PM] ziek: yeah...
  43. [18-Jul-16 10:27:28 PM] corvoweh .: and gabe picks him up by the scruff and is like
  44. [18-Jul-16 10:27:28 PM] corvoweh .: this one
  45. [18-Jul-16 10:27:40 PM] ziek: god
  46. [18-Jul-16 10:27:41 PM] ziek: yeah
  47. [18-Jul-16 10:31:35 PM] ziek: gabe is like i like this punk ass, he reminds me of me
  48. [18-Jul-16 10:31:49 PM] ziek: jack is like are you sure you don't just want a dog
  49. [18-Jul-16 10:32:02 PM] ziek: gabe: that's why i have you
  50. [18-Jul-16 10:32:06 PM] ziek: jack: [splutters]
  51. [18-Jul-16 10:32:51 PM] corvoweh .: mccree, a 7 year old: [kicking and yellin] i AIN'T A PET. FUCK YOU!!!!! I AIN'T GOIN NOWHERE. PUT ME DOWN, I'LL KILL YOU!!!
  52.  
  53. Gabe: I like him
  54.  
  55. Jack: lord.
  56. [18-Jul-16 10:33:04 PM] ziek: kjfghhfg
  57. [18-Jul-16 10:33:11 PM] ziek: GOD
  58. [18-Jul-16 10:33:14 PM] ziek: YEAH. yEha
  59. [18-Jul-16 10:33:33 PM] corvoweh .: jesse then tries cussing them both out in spanish
  60. [18-Jul-16 10:33:38 PM] corvoweh .: and gabe talks back to him
  61. [18-Jul-16 10:33:40 PM] ziek: yeah
  62. [18-Jul-16 10:33:43 PM] corvoweh .: and jesse is liek :0
  63. [18-Jul-16 10:34:08 PM] ziek: gabe: if you stop being a little shit for a second jack might get us both icecream
  64. [18-Jul-16 10:34:35 PM] ziek: jesse: ... really?
  65. [18-Jul-16 10:34:46 PM | Edited 10:34:49 PM] ziek: jack: did you say my name? what did you say?
  66. [18-Jul-16 10:35:31 PM] corvoweh .: GOD
  67. [18-Jul-16 10:36:48 PM] ziek: gabe and jack slowly trying to tame this little wild child
  68. [18-Jul-16 10:37:04 PM] ziek: jack is.. the pushover dad..
  69. [18-Jul-16 10:37:10 PM] corvoweh .: he is
  70. [18-Jul-16 10:37:27 PM] ziek: spoils jesse with nice things...
  71. [18-Jul-16 10:37:39 PM] corvoweh .: but both of them are hardasses
  72. [18-Jul-16 10:37:41 PM] corvoweh .: like...
  73. [18-Jul-16 10:37:44 PM] ziek: yeah this is true
  74. [18-Jul-16 10:37:53 PM] ziek: BUT OF THE TWO... jack is the softie
  75. [18-Jul-16 10:37:57 PM] corvoweh .: gabe is more willing to let jesse get away with mischevious shit but
  76. [18-Jul-16 10:38:04 PM] corvoweh .: when it comes down to it they're both very stern
  77. [18-Jul-16 10:38:07 PM] ziek: yup
  78. [18-Jul-16 10:38:13 PM] corvoweh .: i should say
  79. [18-Jul-16 10:38:20 PM] corvoweh .: when it comes to jesse playing pranks on jack
  80. [18-Jul-16 10:38:26 PM] ziek: hghff yes
  81. [18-Jul-16 10:38:30 PM] corvoweh .: which he does all the time, especially when he first starts living with them
  82. [18-Jul-16 10:38:35 PM] corvoweh .: he tries it with gabe too but he learns better
  83. [18-Jul-16 10:38:39 PM] ziek: yeah
  84. [18-Jul-16 10:39:02 PM] ziek: don't try to play pranks on papi, he'll put a monster under your bed
  85. [18-Jul-16 10:39:23 PM] corvoweh .: i just imagined gabe sliding out from under jesse's bed at night like
  86. [18-Jul-16 10:39:27 PM] corvoweh .: THOUGHT YOU GOT AWAY
  87. [18-Jul-16 10:39:30 PM] ziek: kJHFDSFH
  88. [18-Jul-16 10:39:31 PM] corvoweh .: Jesse; AAAAAA
  89. [18-Jul-16 10:39:36 PM] ziek: ohh my god
  90. [18-Jul-16 10:39:41 PM] ziek: god
  91. [18-Jul-16 10:39:46 PM] ziek: fuc k
  92. [18-Jul-16 10:39:49 PM] ziek: IT WOULD HAPPEN
  93. [18-Jul-16 10:40:05 PM] ziek: jack is like. the soft inspirational dad who goes 'i'm not mad, i'm just disappointed.'
  94. [18-Jul-16 10:40:09 PM] corvoweh .: also ana is def one of gabe and jack's best friends
  95. [18-Jul-16 10:40:13 PM] ziek: yes.. Yea
  96. [18-Jul-16 10:40:19 PM] corvoweh .: so jesse grows up taking care of fareeha too
  97. [18-Jul-16 10:40:24 PM] ziek: yes.. cute..
  98. [18-Jul-16 10:40:26 PM] corvoweh .: that's his baby sister
  99. [18-Jul-16 10:40:48 PM] ziek: fareeha also kicks jesse's ass
  100. [18-Jul-16 10:40:51 PM] ziek: they bully each other
  101. [18-Jul-16 10:40:57 PM] corvoweh .: they do
  102. [18-Jul-16 10:41:28 PM] ziek: god.
  103. [18-Jul-16 10:41:49 PM] ziek: thinks about like.. tiny 7 year old jesse finally climbing in to bed with his dads to cuddle
  104. [18-Jul-16 10:41:54 PM] ziek: and jack just about cries
  105. [18-Jul-16 10:42:06 PM] ziek: squishes his boy
  106. [18-Jul-16 10:44:48 PM] corvoweh .: yes
  107. [18-Jul-16 10:44:49 PM] corvoweh .: god
  108. [18-Jul-16 10:45:03 PM] corvoweh .: almost a year later and he's just...finally accepting them
  109. [18-Jul-16 10:45:08 PM] corvoweh .: these are his two dads
  110. [18-Jul-16 10:45:37 PM] ziek: yeah..
  111. [18-Jul-16 10:45:43 PM] corvoweh .: but....i still want...jesse to go into teenhood and be a punk
  112. [18-Jul-16 10:45:46 PM] corvoweh .: trouble child
  113. [18-Jul-16 10:45:48 PM] ziek: absolutely
  114. [18-Jul-16 10:45:54 PM] ziek: I MEAN
  115. [18-Jul-16 10:46:04 PM] ziek: gabe and jesse are both.. punks...
  116. [18-Jul-16 10:46:13 PM] corvoweh .: they are
  117. [18-Jul-16 10:46:21 PM] ziek: and jesse has trouble with school bc brain problems
  118. [18-Jul-16 10:46:55 PM] ziek: jesse 'both my dads can beat up your dad' mccree reyes-morrisson
  119. [18-Jul-16 10:49:48 PM] corvoweh .: fucking honestly
  120. [18-Jul-16 10:49:55 PM] corvoweh .: jack is like
  121. [18-Jul-16 10:50:00 PM] corvoweh .: the dad who goes to the conferences
  122. [18-Jul-16 10:50:05 PM] corvoweh .: bc gabe will flip his shit
  123. [18-Jul-16 10:50:05 PM] ziek: yeah...
  124. [18-Jul-16 10:50:09 PM] ziek: god
  125. [18-Jul-16 10:50:20 PM] corvoweh .: like yes he will scold the fuck outta jesse but
  126. [18-Jul-16 10:50:22 PM] corvoweh .: don't talk shit about his boy
  127. [18-Jul-16 10:50:25 PM] corvoweh .: HE'LL KILL YOU
  128. [18-Jul-16 10:50:26 PM] ziek: THEY'VE.. GOTTEN INTO TROUBLE WITH TEACHERS BEFORE...
  129. [18-Jul-16 10:50:47 PM] ziek: mean teacher that picks on jesse and one day jesse says fuck you
  130. [18-Jul-16 10:51:00 PM] ziek: teacher calls home and gabe is like MR SHITHEAD I TOLD HIM TO SAY THAT
  131. [18-Jul-16 10:51:09 PM] corvoweh .: OD
  132. [18-Jul-16 10:51:11 PM] corvoweh .: ggggooodddd
  133. [18-Jul-16 10:51:22 PM] corvoweh .: causes a big stir and they all have to come to the principal's office
  134. [18-Jul-16 10:51:27 PM] ziek: hfhdshgfd
  135. [18-Jul-16 10:51:38 PM] corvoweh .: where surprisingly it's jack who gives a very well done and organized dressing down
  136. [18-Jul-16 10:51:43 PM] corvoweh .: of how they've been treating jesse
  137. [18-Jul-16 10:51:49 PM] ziek: god
  138. [18-Jul-16 10:51:56 PM] ziek: please
  139. [18-Jul-16 10:52:19 PM] corvoweh .: listen, they're two marines, one who was a green beret
  140. [18-Jul-16 10:52:21 PM] corvoweh .: don't fuck around
  141. [18-Jul-16 10:52:32 PM] ziek: not even slightly
  142. [18-Jul-16 10:52:58 PM] ziek: also thinks about like.. jesse getting a cowboy hat for halloween when he's small and then just
  143. [18-Jul-16 10:53:02 PM] ziek: continuing to wear it
  144. [18-Jul-16 10:53:11 PM] corvoweh .: yes
  145. [18-Jul-16 10:53:24 PM] corvoweh .: jesse getting hella special interest with cowboys when he's a bean
  146. [18-Jul-16 10:53:35 PM] corvoweh .: gets a toy holster and gun and a plastic hat
  147. [18-Jul-16 10:53:46 PM] ziek: yes... yeah
  148. [18-Jul-16 10:53:56 PM] ziek: goddd...
  149. [18-Jul-16 10:54:03 PM] ziek: mccree's special interest being cowboys
  150. [18-Jul-16 10:54:05 PM] ziek: my ham...
  151. [18-Jul-16 10:56:07 PM] corvoweh .: yes....
  152. [18-Jul-16 10:56:17 PM] corvoweh .: that's my canon hc too.......
  153. [18-Jul-16 10:56:42 PM] ziek: go od...
  154. [18-Jul-16 10:57:33 PM] ziek: but yeah.. thinks about hanzo and jesse having like. shitty highschool rivalry
  155. [18-Jul-16 10:57:42 PM] ziek: that turns.. gay..
  156. [18-Jul-16 10:58:22 PM] corvoweh .: yes
  157. [18-Jul-16 10:58:35 PM] corvoweh .: hanzo this upper class yakuza and jesse this
  158. [18-Jul-16 10:58:38 PM] corvoweh .: wildly out of water PUNKASS
  159. [18-Jul-16 10:58:53 PM] corvoweh .: also genji and jesse being friends
  160. [18-Jul-16 11:00:07 PM] ziek: yes.. eyah
  161. [18-Jul-16 11:00:09 PM] ziek: like
  162. [18-Jul-16 11:00:26 PM] ziek: jesse is friends with genji and BITTER RIVALS with hanzo
  163. [18-Jul-16 11:00:33 PM] corvoweh .: yes
  164. [18-Jul-16 11:00:48 PM] corvoweh .: god....shonen rivals
  165. [18-Jul-16 11:00:55 PM] ziek: jesse coming home and complaining to his dads about hanzo being a stuck up jerk
  166. [18-Jul-16 11:01:07 PM] ziek: and.. gabe is just. knowing look at jack
  167. [18-Jul-16 11:01:14 PM] corvoweh .: god
  168. [18-Jul-16 11:01:15 PM] corvoweh .: GOD
  169. [18-Jul-16 11:01:19 PM] corvoweh .: THEY KNOW WHERE THIS IS GOING
  170. [18-Jul-16 11:01:23 PM] ziek: THEY DO
  171. [18-Jul-16 11:01:46 PM] corvoweh .: also ok consider: hanzo just started presenting masc in the last year, so he's also like
  172. [18-Jul-16 11:01:51 PM] corvoweh .: mccree is the biggest fucker here
  173. [18-Jul-16 11:01:56 PM] corvoweh .: KICK HIS ASS
  174. [18-Jul-16 11:02:08 PM] ziek: yEAH.. GOD
  175. [18-Jul-16 11:02:09 PM] ziek: YEAH
  176. [18-Jul-16 11:02:52 PM] ziek: also consider the two of them having a bit of a heartfelt moment after beating the snot out of each other and sitting in detention
  177. [18-Jul-16 11:03:04 PM] ziek: and grudgingly being like.. you fight good...
  178. [18-Jul-16 11:03:07 PM] corvoweh .: GOD
  179. [18-Jul-16 11:03:23 PM] corvoweh .: hanzo with his eye closing shut and mccree with paper stuffed up his nose
  180. [18-Jul-16 11:03:27 PM] ziek: yep
  181. [18-Jul-16 11:03:38 PM] ziek: both scuffed and pouty
  182. [18-Jul-16 11:03:53 PM] corvoweh .: GOD...GABE coming in and grabbing mccree by the ear
  183. [18-Jul-16 11:03:57 PM] ziek: jesse is the first one to offer a hand in truce
  184. [18-Jul-16 11:04:23 PM] corvoweh .: and shimada-sama, with to guards, picking up hanzo silently and hanzo looking Fucked Up about it
  185. [18-Jul-16 11:04:25 PM] corvoweh .: and yeah
  186. [18-Jul-16 11:04:26 PM] corvoweh .: he is
  187. [18-Jul-16 11:04:34 PM] corvoweh .: jesse looking at the wall and offering his hand
  188. [18-Jul-16 11:05:07 PM] ziek: hanzo is like ??
  189. [18-Jul-16 11:06:08 PM] ziek: (also thinks about jesse defending hanzo from transphobes bc fuck y'all)
  190. [18-Jul-16 11:06:22 PM] corvoweh .: yeah god
  191. [18-Jul-16 11:06:22 PM] ziek: (his papa is trans he'll kick your ass)
  192. [18-Jul-16 11:06:26 PM] corvoweh .: YEAH
  193. [18-Jul-16 11:06:41 PM] corvoweh .: when hanzo finds out about that he's like :0............
  194. [18-Jul-16 11:06:49 PM] corvoweh .: like he never...thought...about having kids again...
  195. [18-Jul-16 11:06:56 PM] corvoweh .: he kinda thought that'd be out the window
  196. [18-Jul-16 11:07:00 PM] corvoweh .: and then here's GABE
  197. [18-Jul-16 11:07:19 PM] ziek: hanzo being very in awe and respectful of gabe
  198. [18-Jul-16 11:07:19 PM] corvoweh .: who's comfy and a dad and obviously loved if scary
  199. [18-Jul-16 11:09:59 PM] ziek: gabe is like. scratches head a little and awkwardly pats both jesse and hanzo's shoulders
  200. [18-Jul-16 11:11:16 PM] corvoweh .: god yeha
  201. [18-Jul-16 11:11:25 PM] corvoweh .: i lov egentle mundane aus....
  202. [18-Jul-16 11:11:30 PM] ziek: same...
  203. [18-Jul-16 11:11:42 PM] corvoweh .: also i love the idea of jesse and hanzo being competitive at the sports festivals
  204. [18-Jul-16 11:11:47 PM] ziek: oh my god
  205. [18-Jul-16 11:11:47 PM] ziek: yes
  206. [18-Jul-16 11:11:55 PM] ziek: absolutely
  207. [18-Jul-16 11:13:14 PM] ziek: they're so competitive
  208. [18-Jul-16 11:14:53 PM] ziek: hanzo getting faint bc he was running in his binder and mccree just
  209. [18-Jul-16 11:14:58 PM] ziek: baps him upside the head for it
  210. [18-Jul-16 11:15:21 PM] corvoweh .: yeah god
  211. [18-Jul-16 11:15:30 PM] corvoweh .: mccree looking out for him while he takes it off
  212. [18-Jul-16 11:15:46 PM] corvoweh .: and givingh him his wind breaker so he can cover his chest
  213. [18-Jul-16 11:15:56 PM] ziek: yeah..
  214. [18-Jul-16 11:16:19 PM] ziek: hanzo having small heart feels bc jesse is so nice to him and going Oh No
  215. [18-Jul-16 11:16:53 PM] corvoweh .: yeah
  216. [18-Jul-16 11:16:54 PM] corvoweh .: god
  217. [18-Jul-16 11:16:55 PM] corvoweh .: im gay
  218. [18-Jul-16 11:16:59 PM] corvoweh .: this SOUNDS LIKE A UCKING BL
  219. [18-Jul-16 11:18:02 PM] ziek: IT BASICALLY IS
  220. [18-Jul-16 11:18:43 PM] ziek: i literally just was like 'imagine slice of life highschool mchanzo' and then was like 'wait how would mccree even be there' and then...
  221. [18-Jul-16 11:20:04 PM] corvoweh .: godddd
  222. [18-Jul-16 11:21:43 PM] ziek: also.. what are your thoughts on gabe and jack.. having a baby...
  223. [18-Jul-16 11:22:16 PM] corvoweh .: hmmmmmmm. i don't think it'd happen personally
  224. [18-Jul-16 11:22:25 PM] ziek: probably true
  225. [18-Jul-16 11:22:28 PM] corvoweh .: i feel like gabe is too into his body belonging to himself in totality
  226. [18-Jul-16 11:22:35 PM] ziek: yeah
  227. [18-Jul-16 11:25:00 PM] ziek: this is true
  228. [18-Jul-16 11:25:19 PM] ziek: but i also love the idea of like.. surprise jesse, you're getting another sibling
  229. [18-Jul-16 11:26:55 PM] corvoweh .: I LIKE IT...but im like nahhh
  230. [18-Jul-16 11:27:02 PM] ziek: yeah
  231. [18-Jul-16 11:27:06 PM] ziek: i agree
  232. [18-Jul-16 11:29:37 PM] ziek: but. jack and gabe definitely are still into each other and banging when they're older..
  233. [18-Jul-16 11:29:44 PM] corvoweh .: oh absolutely
  234. [18-Jul-16 11:29:53 PM] ziek: they are.. so glad when jesse gets out of the house to stay with friends
  235. [18-Jul-16 11:30:04 PM] corvoweh .: GOD YEAH.....
  236. [18-Jul-16 11:30:11 PM] corvoweh .: jesse probably rolls outta the house a lot
  237. [18-Jul-16 11:30:14 PM] ziek: yep
  238. [18-Jul-16 11:30:15 PM] corvoweh .: he knows what his dads get up to
  239. [18-Jul-16 11:30:20 PM] ziek: hghfds
  240. [18-Jul-16 11:30:45 PM] ziek: gabe teasing jesse by being smoochy with jack and being gross
  241. [18-Jul-16 11:33:17 PM] corvoweh .: smooching the hell out of jac and jesse is like [makes faces at them]
  242. [18-Jul-16 11:33:32 PM] ziek: yes
  243. [18-Jul-16 11:34:15 PM] ziek: god..
  244. [18-Jul-16 11:34:58 PM] ziek: jesse.. having thoughts about kissing hanzo..
  245. [18-Jul-16 11:35:10 PM] corvoweh .: yes......
  246. [18-Jul-16 11:35:27 PM] corvoweh .: jesse catching himself thinking about...how pretty hanzo is...and then punching himself in the face
  247. [18-Jul-16 11:35:38 PM] ziek: yeah....
  248. [18-Jul-16 11:35:39 PM] corvoweh .: because if he said that hanzo would punch him much harder
  249. [18-Jul-16 11:35:46 PM] ziek: fkjdfhsdf
  250. [18-Jul-16 11:35:47 PM] ziek: god
  251. [18-Jul-16 11:35:56 PM] ziek: jesse asking his dads what love is like
  252. [18-Jul-16 11:36:22 PM] ziek: jack: oh, it's the best thing ever. you feel on top of the world and like you could do anything with them
  253. [18-Jul-16 11:36:35 PM] ziek: jesse: hm...
  254. [18-Jul-16 11:37:19 PM] ziek: gabe: it's fucking awful. you can't stop thinking about them and their face and you keep asking yourself stupid questions like what they're doing or what they think of you.
  255. [18-Jul-16 11:37:30 PM] ziek: jesse: ... [sweatdrops]
  256. [18-Jul-16 11:37:52 PM] corvoweh .: gabe gets him
  257. [18-Jul-16 11:38:17 PM] ziek: yeah
  258. [18-Jul-16 11:40:07 PM] ziek: jesse: so... what.. do i do about it..
  259. [18-Jul-16 11:40:25 PM] ziek: gabe: idk, piss them off until they pay attention to you?
  260. [18-Jul-16 11:40:53 PM] ziek: jack meanwhile gives like. actual sound dating advice
  261. [18-Jul-16 11:42:29 PM] corvoweh .: yes
  262. [18-Jul-16 11:42:30 PM] corvoweh .: god
  263. [18-Jul-16 11:43:05 PM] corvoweh .: like "talk to them. learn more about them. what they like, what's their life like."
  264. [18-Jul-16 11:43:56 PM] ziek: yeah
  265. [18-Jul-16 11:44:30 PM] ziek: hanzo coming over to jesse's house and being like. the most polite houseguest ever
  266. [18-Jul-16 11:45:14 PM] ziek: then sees all these big foreigners being weird and rowdy and overly friendly and is like
  267. [18-Jul-16 11:45:24 PM] ziek: i don't know what i was expecting.jpg
  268. [18-Jul-16 11:46:29 PM] corvoweh .: HONESTLY
  269. [18-Jul-16 11:46:46 PM] corvoweh .: also they do take off their shoes at the door thankfully
  270. [18-Jul-16 11:46:50 PM] ziek: yeah
  271. [18-Jul-16 11:46:52 PM] corvoweh .: because that's a very mexican family thing
  272. [18-Jul-16 11:46:56 PM] ziek: yeah..
  273. [18-Jul-16 11:47:11 PM] ziek: jack does have like. weird house sandals though
  274. [18-Jul-16 11:47:20 PM] ziek: they all do..
  275. [18-Jul-16 11:47:33 PM] corvoweh .: yes
  276. [18-Jul-16 11:47:53 PM] corvoweh .: but tat's not uncommon in japanese households either
  277. [18-Jul-16 11:48:30 PM] ziek: tru
  278. [18-Jul-16 11:49:03 PM] ziek: god
  279. [18-Jul-16 11:49:12 PM] ziek: thinks about jesse visiting hanzo's house..
  280. [18-Jul-16 11:49:33 PM] corvoweh .: it's a fucking actual castle
  281. [18-Jul-16 11:49:35 PM] ziek: (also thinks about BL subplot drama where jesse kisses genji in truth or dare and hanzo is like.. BETRAYAL....)
  282. [18-Jul-16 11:49:41 PM] corvoweh .: YES
  283. [18-Jul-16 11:49:43 PM] corvoweh .: ABSOLUTELY
  284. [18-Jul-16 11:50:08 PM] ziek: they've not even admitted that they like like each other yet but hanzo is like
  285. [18-Jul-16 11:50:12 PM] ziek: IM DIVORCING YOU
  286. [18-Jul-16 11:50:13 PM] corvoweh .: think about these brothers both getting crushes on this stupid handsome american
  287. [18-Jul-16 11:50:17 PM] ziek: yeah.. yeah
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