1.	Ah, Do or Deer, a name synonymous with abject failure among /mlp/. A long standing tradition of why Tumblr needs to burn to the ground. A stirring tale of betrayal, drugs, and love. Oh wait, those last two only happened in my mind. This is a guide on how to fuck up a good idea in no time.
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4.	Way back when, during Season 3, the anons of our fair board were so thoroughly disgusted by the train wreck that the show had become, they came up with a wonderful idea: “If the show writers can’t make a good episode, then we’ll make one ourselves!” And so, betwixt a few threads, an idea was born, ripped from the mind of Mother Faust herself.
5.	It was a rejected idea, an entrancing story of the girls and Spike meeting a pony orphaned in the White Tail Woods, raised by deer, whom fought hard to fit into a society that he didn’t belong in. It was great idea, even if it already stank of liberal transgenderism already, which should have sent warning flags up already, but it was all great fun, and content producers flowed freely into the threads, creating and moving towards a goal.
6.	        It was glorious; daily threads, status updates and even board participation happened frequently. But then IT happened. Like with all things good and pure, Tumblr saw it and became jealous, drooling from its fanged maw as it sought another tasty morsel to consume. And so it set its sights on Do or Deer.
7.	        It happened ever so slowly, one or two Tumblrites contributing here and there. But they kept growing, like some bizarre parasite, leeching more and more off the project, slowly replacing higher members one by one in the production team, slowly pulling them away from the homeboard that had so graciously leapt to the projects aid to begin with.
8.	        It was a slow death for the most part, as the threads slowly petered off of /mlp/ day after day, less content being shown at home, as these graven parasites leeched more and more of the free spirit and fun from the project, in the name of creating a “better animation”. But it all broke down, a schism forming between some of the original /mlp/ producers and these corrupters, their fanged jaws still wet with the lifeblood of the bloated corpse that had been Do or Deer. It all fell apart overnight, the project breaking away from /mlp/ altogether and becoming something different, corrupt, and wholly tainted by Tumblr, once again.
9.	        And so, it died, wasting away under the control of liberal retards with sensitive feelings and their trigger warnings, until Do or Deer was naught but a memory, a joke, to be called upon whenever we need a reason to say “fuck Tumblr”.
10.	But hey -- that Rarity vs. The Giant Crab thing looks really cool. What ever happened to that?