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Oh for fucks sake

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  1. [22:28] <voltaireMortis> ==START==
  2. [22:28] <chaturangaCaller> chaturangaCaller has started pestering fashionableLunatic
  3. [22:28] <chaturangaCaller> CC: hey hey! jydbec!
  4. [22:28] <chaturangaCaller> CC: its me, celia!
  5. [22:29] <fashionableLunatic> FL: yes the one who is Jydbecs friend
  6. [22:29] <chaturangaCaller> CC: hehe yep! thats me!
  7. [22:30] <chaturangaCaller> CC: guess what!
  8. [22:30] <chaturangaCaller> CC: im not a troll!
  9. [22:30] <chaturangaCaller> CC: im a human!
  10. [22:30] <fashionableLunatic> FL: eh?
  11. [22:30] <chaturangaCaller> CC: yeah!
  12. [22:30] <fashionableLunatic> FL: that seems like a stupid word
  13. [22:31] <chaturangaCaller> CC: hmm well i do think most words sound kind of stupid when you think of them a lot!
  14. [22:31] <chaturangaCaller> CC: like cheese!
  15. [22:31] <chaturangaCaller> CC: i cant stop seeing cheese as just being really weird!
  16. [22:31] <chaturangaCaller> CC: as a word!
  17. [22:31] <fashionableLunatic> FL: cheese... yes
  18. [22:31] <fashionableLunatic> FL: it is stupid
  19. [22:31] <fashionableLunatic> FL: i shall stop using it
  20. [22:31] <fashionableLunatic> FL: what is it?
  21. [22:32] <chaturangaCaller> CC: what is cheese?
  22. [22:32] <chaturangaCaller> CC: i dont know if your planet has it!
  23. [22:32] <fashionableLunatic> FL: i don't know!
  24. [22:32] <chaturangaCaller> CC: its kinda gross out of context hehe!
  25. [22:32] <chaturangaCaller> CC: like, you squeeze a part of this animal and get this liquid
  26. [22:32] <chaturangaCaller> CC: and then you let that liquid sit for a while!
  27. [22:32] <fashionableLunatic> FL: ah
  28. [22:32] <fashionableLunatic> FL: nono i know whatit is
  29. [22:33] <fashionableLunatic> FL: yeah i have a lot of that around here
  30. [22:33] <chaturangaCaller> CC: really!
  31. [22:33] <chaturangaCaller> CC: well!
  32. [22:33] <chaturangaCaller> CC: it has a stupid name on our planet!
  33. [22:33] <chaturangaCaller> CC: i guess like us humans do!
  34. [22:34] <fashionableLunatic> FL: yes here too for some reason the put two o's in the word
  35. [22:34] <fashionableLunatic> FL: so it just sounds wrong
  36. [22:34] <chaturangaCaller> CC: oh! like chooze?
  37. [22:34] <chaturangaCaller> CC: wow!
  38. [22:34] <chaturangaCaller> CC: vox didnt tell me about that!
  39. [22:34] <fashionableLunatic> FL: yes like chooze
  40. [22:34] <fashionableLunatic> FL: exactly like chooze
  41. [22:35] <fashionableLunatic> FL: wait
  42. [22:35] <fashionableLunatic> FL: hold on
  43. [22:35] <chaturangaCaller> CC: ok!
  44. [22:35] <fashionableLunatic> FL: we have to stop talking dwhauidwhaldyuiaw ABOUT FUCKIG CHOOZE
  45. [22:35] <chaturangaCaller> CC: i know!
  46. [22:35] <chaturangaCaller> CC: there are more interesting things to talk about anyways!
  47. [22:35] <fashionableLunatic> FL: actually we just have to stop talking over all
  48. [22:35] <chaturangaCaller> CC: oh?
  49. [22:36] <fashionableLunatic> FL: Vox says i'm not alowed
  50. [22:36] <chaturangaCaller> CC: argh!
  51. [22:36] <chaturangaCaller> CC: i was wondering if he had spoken to you!
  52. [22:36] <fashionableLunatic> FL: I know right!
  53. [22:36] <fashionableLunatic> FL: he makes such bad decissions
  54. [22:36] <chaturangaCaller> CC: dont worry about what vox says!
  55. [22:36] <fashionableLunatic> FL: i don't!
  56. [22:37] <chaturangaCaller> CC: he keeps telling me not to talk to you as well!
  57. [22:37] <chaturangaCaller> CC: i dont get it!
  58. [22:37] <chaturangaCaller> CC: dont you guys get along?
  59. [22:37] <fashionableLunatic> FL: no we get along perfectly well
  60. [22:37] <fashionableLunatic> FL: he's just crazy
  61. [22:37] <fashionableLunatic> FL: he keeps talking about how people are going to kill me
  62. [22:38] <fashionableLunatic> FL: i think he's trying to scare me
  63. [22:38] <chaturangaCaller> CC: oh god! that sounds horrible!
  64. [22:38] <chaturangaCaller> CC: maybe hes jealous!
  65. [22:38] <chaturangaCaller> CC: like hes doing that thing with the kismessitude!
  66. [22:38] <fashionableLunatic> FL: what ew no
  67. [22:39] <fashionableLunatic> FL: he's just a sea dweller so he thinks dwauidbwaldgywabdhjw that he's better than everyone
  68. [22:39] <chaturangaCaller> CC: umm i dunno
  69. [22:40] <chaturangaCaller> CC: hes weird
  70. [22:40] <fashionableLunatic> FL: yeah yeah yeah trust me
  71. [22:40] <chaturangaCaller> CC: he came off pretty strongly at first!
  72. [22:40] <fashionableLunatic> FL: the guy's nuts
  73. [22:40] <fashionableLunatic> FL: he has control over all these people
  74. [22:40] <fashionableLunatic> FL: and he just sends them on suicide missions for fun
  75. [22:41] <fashionableLunatic> FL: i mean come on you have to be pretty nuts to do that
  76. [22:41] <chaturangaCaller> CC: that also sounds horrible!
  77. [22:41] <chaturangaCaller> CC: im wondering if vox has been acting differently to me than he really is!
  78. [22:41] <fashionableLunatic> FL: yeah he's pretty awful
  79. [22:41] <chaturangaCaller> CC: i always thought him telling me not to talk to you was kind of obsessive!
  80. [22:41] <fashionableLunatic> FL: he keeps trying to steal my stuff
  81. [22:41] <fashionableLunatic> FL: like one time
  82. [22:42] <fashionableLunatic> FL: i had these really nice forks
  83. [22:42] <fashionableLunatic> FL: made good hair combs
  84. [22:42] <fashionableLunatic> FL: but nooooo the brownblood can't have forks
  85. [22:42] <fashionableLunatic> FL: so he sent some men over to take them
  86. [22:43] <fashionableLunatic> FL: he thinks he can just control everything
  87. [22:43] <fashionableLunatic> FL: but i don't listen to him
  88. [22:43] <fashionableLunatic> FL: you shouldn't listen to crazy people it's bad practise
  89. [22:44] <chaturangaCaller> CC: good!
  90. [22:44] <chaturangaCaller> CC: listen jydbec i hope everything turns out alright!
  91. [22:44] <chaturangaCaller> CC: talk to me if you want to vent or something!
  92. [22:44] <chaturangaCaller> CC: based on what vox said he sort of implied that you get bullied in the pit...?
  93. [22:45] <fashionableLunatic> FL: bullied, what noooooo, everyone here is my friend
  94. [22:45] <fashionableLunatic> FL: we have tea parties together!
  95. [22:45] <fashionableLunatic> FL: <:O
  96. [22:45] <fashionableLunatic> FL: CELIA
  97. [22:45] <chaturangaCaller> CC: WHAT
  98. [22:45] <fashionableLunatic> FL: you have to come to my tea party
  99. [22:46] <chaturangaCaller> CC: i totally do!
  100. [22:46] <fashionableLunatic> FL: i'm inviting everyone in the pit to this one
  101. [22:46] <fashionableLunatic> FL: EXCEPT FOR HAROLD!
  102. [22:46] <chaturangaCaller> CC: oh wow! is that a lot of people?
  103. [22:46] <fashionableLunatic> FL: uh like 20 i threw a bunch out last night
  104. [22:47] <chaturangaCaller> CC: oh, why did you throw them out?
  105. [22:47] <fashionableLunatic> FL: well they can't just freeload now can they, also they really stunk dgwyaigdywagywa and wouldn't bathe when i asked them to
  106. [22:49] <chaturangaCaller> CC: well ill help you throw them out if they start freeloading again!
  107. [22:49] <chaturangaCaller> CC: but i look forward to meeting you and your friends!
  108. [22:50] <fashionableLunatic> FL: oh jolly you'll help throw them out
  109. [22:50] <chaturangaCaller> CC: yeah!
  110. [22:50] <fashionableLunatic> FL: that's good they are really heavy
  111. [22:50] <fashionableLunatic> FL: anyways
  112. [22:50] <fashionableLunatic> FL: gotta run
  113. [22:50] <chaturangaCaller> CC: ok! bye jydbec!
  114. [22:50] <chaturangaCaller> CC: take care!
  115. [22:50] <fashionableLunatic> FL: i'm finishing this seacret dress I'm making for you
  116. [22:50] <chaturangaCaller> CC: oh!
  117. [22:50] <fashionableLunatic> FL: don't tell anyone about it
  118. [22:50] <fashionableLunatic> FL: i don't want you to find out
  119. [22:50] <chaturangaCaller> CC: especially not celia!
  120. [22:51] <fashionableLunatic> FL: exactly
  121. [22:51] <chaturangaCaller> CC: my lips are sealed!
  122. [22:51] <fashionableLunatic> FL: that would be terrible and ruin the surprise
  123. [22:51] <chaturangaCaller> CC: wouldnt want that!
  124. [22:51] <fashionableLunatic> FL: chao!
  125. [22:51] <chaturangaCaller> CC: hehe ok cya later!
  126. [22:51] <chaturangaCaller> chaturangaCaller has ceased pestering fashionableLunatic
  127. [22:52] <voltaireMortis> ==END==
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