Funny Jokes

FLUTTERSH-- GAHH!
>You are Anonymous
>"I-*mwuh* love yo*mwugh*~!"
>You WERE relaxing on a bench, feeding some ducks, as the lack of internet here gives little alternatives
GET THE OFF OF ME!
>Until Fluttershy's decided to that the best way into a man's pants is to forcefully try and stick your tongue down his throat
>"Give mama some sugar!"
>You're putting up a nice fight against the onslaught of PDA, all things considered
GET.
>here's the windup
OFF!
>You manage to toss flutterbustanut about a good 30 feet until she unceremoniously bounces a couple time off of the ground
>She ambles back over to awkwardly apologize, but a familiar pink poner bounces onto the scene, defusing the entire situation
>"Hiya, Anonnywonny! Hi Fluttershy!"
>"Oh, hello, Pinkie."
Hey, Pinko.
>"Whatcha doin'?"
>"uh-uhm..."
I'm considering a sex harassment suit.
>"What's wrong with your regular suit?"
>You stare idly at Pinkie
>"Aw, nevermind! Anyways, can I have a kiss, Nonny?"
Sure.
>"Gh-WH-- HUH!?"
>Fluttershy gapes with a fearful and confused expression on her face as you lean down and bring your face to Pinkie's, and plant one on her lips as she does to same to yours
>She's almost on the verge of tears at the sheer confuzzlement and percieved unfairness of what just transpired in front of her
>"Mwah! Thanks, Nonny!"
>Pinkie hops away as casually as she came, and you wave bye to her with a neutral expression on your face
>"UHNG.. GH- AH. ANNNAHH--"
>She's struggling to stifle to sobs of frustration
What's the matter?
>"C-ccc.. Can aah~I hhhave a kissss..? N-Nonny..?"
Hm... Nah. You've been pretty rude about just trying to take them from me, I don't think you deserve one. Pinkie was nice enough to ask.
>"HHHHHHH... EHHhhh.."
>Big globs of tears are welling up in her eyes, and she bites her lower lip to try not to look like a crybaby in public
You invaded my PERSONAL SPACE, Flubberwubber, that's like, almost as bad as littering.
>She's shivering with sadness
See you later, rape-a-roni.
>You strut off like a big-dick-G, and Flutterbaby flies off in the other direction at a blistering 4 miles an hour, bawling like an alley cat

>You round the corner into an ACTUAL alley, where Pinkie is waiting for you, chuckling to herself
You check that out?
>"PFF--I SAW THE WHOLE THING--HEEHEEHEEHEEHEE!"
I know right!? That was hilarious, you see the way she just shut down for a second there?
>"YEAH! SHE THINKS WE WERE KISSING FOR REAL! HAHAHAHA!
>Pinking is rolling on her back, holding her gut, laughing
>"When do we tell her it was just a practical joke?"
>She gets up and wipes a tear of joy from her eye
Later, my partner in crime. But for now, let's go joke-fuck in the middle of Rarity's Boutique, Rarity and her customers will feel SO DUMB when we tell them that we're just pranking them.
>"Yeah! And it'll be funnier without a rubber!"
Yeah!
>You two have to be the best pranksters in Equestria


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