Sony's Tripe AAA Next Gen Game

(Seller)
Hardcores and casuals
Your attention for a moment or more
Do you shed tears because of the game industry
That for years now seems to plummet in quality
Poisoned by corporate greed

Well Gamers and Gamer Gurls
After this your faith will be restored
You’ll never lament that the industry’s dead
After this experience of the next gen
Loyal fans, you’re about to see a game never before conceived
On the screen behind me

Buy Sony’s
Triple AAA Next Gen Game
Ain’t nothing quite the same
It’s the tops
Truth I exclaim
On its way to great fame
Looks great at sixty frames
And never drops

Wanna buy a copy mister
Only cost you half of your paycheck

Worth the full prize
Just look at the map size
P’ordering would be wise
Believe you me

Here at Sony
All your wishes we fulfill
Promise you this one will
See release

(Critic guy)
Pardon what’s with all that brown on screen?

(Critic girl)
They showing a game or a movie?

(Critic guy/with girl)
They showing a game or a movie?

(Critic girl/with guy)
Pardon what’s with all that brown on screen?

(Seller)
Preorder Sony’s
Triple AAA Next Gen Game
When purchased you can claim
A free shirt

Preorder Sony’s
Exclusive skins are many
With which you’ll be the envy
Of the noobs

Wanna place an order mister?

(Guy)
What is this?

(Girl)
What is this?

(Guy)
Looks like shit

(Girl)
Looks like UGH

(Guy/with girl)
What’s this shit. Plays like shit. Ain’t buying it

(Girl/with guy)
I would just pirate if I was you dear
(Seller)
Trust Sony
We ain’t telling no lies

(Guy)
Keep it off your hard drive
I warn you

(Seller)
Yes Sony
Buy a copy of it
Reviewers, they all love it

(Girl)
Fags do too