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  1. The Boy with a Bandana says 'Where are you going?'
  2. The Green Haired Girl says 'Arrr.'
  3. The Green Haired Girl says 'I hate animals.'
  4. The Boy with a Bandana says 'Is my bandana not badass enough?'
  5. The Green Haired Girl says 'Fuck PETA and all they stand fior.'
  6. The Green Haired Girl says 'I abuse MY pets.'
  7. The Green Haired Girl says 'Arrrrr. Fucking. Spirits. ARRRR.'
  8. The Brown Haired Girl says 'but animals are boss yo'
  9. The Boy with a Bandana says 'Yeah dawg.'
  10. The Green Haired Girl says 'ARRRR YE BE PREACHIN TO ANIMAL SPIRITS LATELY YE BUCKLE-WASHER?'
  11. The Boy with a Bandana says 'Yes.'
  12. The Boy with a Bandana says 'I mean no.'
  13. 18:35:08 <SuperMarioKain> Why did i have to get THIS role...
  14. 18:35:08 <EmikoMae> it could be worse
  15. 18:35:08 <SuperMarioKain> Well, at least i dont HAVE to kill anyone
  16. 18:35:08 <EmikoMae> you could be ibuki
  17. The White Haired Girl waves at the small gathering.
  18. The Green Haired Girl says 'You must die in the name of mi conscrewed outlook on life, because I was fucked by a dog whena wee boy.'
  19. The Boy with a Bandana says 'No really, I meant no. I said yes for shits and giggles, but as soon as you sped walked to me, I realized that wasn't the right answer.'
  20. The Brown Haired Girl says 'Hi.'
  21. The Purple Haired Boy says '...'
  22. The Brown Haired Girl says 'You're a girl though.'
  23. The Boy with a Bandana says 'A wee girl to be exact.'
  24. The Purple Haired Boy says 'So...'
  25. The Purple Haired Boy says 'Whats going on?'
  26. The Green Haired Girl pulls out this sort of. Crossbow thing. She points it in the wrong direction and fires, lodging an arrow right theough her face. This seemed not to phase her. "ARRR, DAMN, GOT MI GOOD EYE."
  27. You equip the spirit crossbow.
  28. The White Haired Girl tilts to the side to look into the room, looking very confused.
  29. The Brown Haired Girl says 'I guess she could have decided she didn't want to be a boy anymore and became a girl after the incident. '
  30. The Green Haired Girl fires a spirit arrow at herself with her spirit crossbow.
  31. The Boy with a Bandana says 'Uhm...'
  32. The Purple Haired Boy says 'Uhm'
  33. The Purple Haired Boy says '...'
  34. The Boy with a Bandana says 'That's my line..'
  35. The Boy with a Bandana says 'Why the fuck do you have a crossbow?'
  36. The Purple Haired Boy says '...'
  37. The White Haired Girl scratches at her head, looking utterly lost.
  38. The Boy with a Bandana says 'A crossbow thing to be more specific.'
  39. The Brown Haired Girl says 'You smell.. interesting. '
  40. The Purple Haired Boy says 'Did you really just shoot yourself?'
  41. The Green Haired Girl says 'Arr, shut yer trap you yellow flute playin' chimey.'
  42. The Green Haired Girl says 'Wait.'
  43. The Green Haired Girl says 'Yer over here.'
  44. The Green Haired Girl says 'ARRR.'
  45. The Boy with a Bandana says 'I'm not yellow. I might be a chimney though.'
  46. The White Haired Girl looks a bit embarassed at the girl's remark and glances down at herself.
  47. The Purple Haired Boy says '...'
  48. The Green Haired Girl says 'GOT MI GOOD EYE, Y'SEE?'
  49. The Brown Haired Girl says 'Its a good smell! Don't worry.'
  50. The Purple Haired Boy says 'Yes...'
  51. The Brown Haired Girl says 'Pretty smelling. Familiar, kind of.'
  52. The Green Haired Girl points sternly at the arrow lodged through her face. It certainly wasn't anywhere near her eye.
  53. The Purple Haired Boy says 'Well'
  54. The Brown Haired Girl says 'I think it might be your clothes. I wonder what detergent you use..'
  55. The Purple Haired Boy says 'It isnt even near your eye'
  56. The Boy with a Bandana says 'That's gross1'
  57. The Boy with a Bandana says '!'
  58. The White Haired Girl shrugs in response.
  59. The Green Haired Girl says 'You damn chub belly lookin' fosters can't even tell an injury if it were on the back of a whale-enemenaw.'
  60. The Green Haired Girl says 'HAH,.'
  61. The Boy with a Bandana says '¡No hablo ingles!'
  62. The Brown Haired Girl says 'We're speaking japanese though.'
  63. The Purple Haired Boy says '...'
  64. The Brown Haired Girl says 'Not english.'
  65. The Boy with a Bandana says 'Fine.'
  66. The Brown Haired Girl says 'Why are you speaking spanish? '
  67. The Green Haired Girl says 'Damn rookies, I've been sailin' the spirit seas long yonder your birtheses.'
  68. The Purple Haired Boy says 'Erm'
  69. The Boy with a Bandana says '¡No hablo japapapalapenos!'
  70. The Brown Haired Girl says 'Pretty sure thats not how japanese si said. '
  71. OOC: The Purple Haired Boy: WHAT EVEN?
  72. OOC: The Brown Haired Girl: is.
  73. You need the key to lock this door.
  74. The Purple Haired Boy says '...'
  75. The Boy with a Bandana says 'Because I'm from a gang.'
  76. The Boy with a Bandana says 'Of course I can speak spanish.'
  77. The Boy with a Bandana says 'Jesus fuck.'
  78. The Brown Haired Girl says 'Please don't stand that close. '
  79. The Brown Haired Girl says 'You'll get blood on me.'
  80. The Green Haired Girl says 'Listen her', boy. Don't come wankin' round the poop deck unless ya got some LUBE so I can CUT YER FINGERS OFF ya hear?'
  81. The Green Haired Girl says 'Wait.'
  82. The Brown Haired Girl says 'I'm a girl. '
  83. The Boy with a Bandana says 'Did somebody say lube?'
  84. The White Haired Girl just looks baffled.
  85. The Purple Haired Boy says '...'
  86. The Purple Haired Boy says 'She meant me, i think'
  87. The Green Haired Girl says 'I REALIZE NOW.'
  88. The Green Haired Girl says 'YE LAND YUPERS ALL LOOK THE SAME.'
  89. The Purple Haired Boy says 'Yeaah'
  90. The Green Haired Girl says 'WITH YOUR DAMN SKINNY LEGS AND SHAVEN FACES.'
  91. The Purple Haired Boy says 'Sure'
  92. The Boy with a Bandana says 'Is that... A tail?'
  93. The Boy with a Bandana says 'Ewww. A fury.'
  94. The Purple Haired Boy says '...'
  95. The Boy with a Bandana says 'Furry to be exact.'
  96. The Purple Haired Boy Looks at the green haired girl and back at brown
  97. The Boy with a Bandana pokes purples shoulder.
  98. The Purple Haired Boy says 'Yes?'
  99. The Boy with a Bandana says 'Are you okay?'
  100. The White Haired Girl points at the purple-haired boy before miming ears at the top of her head.
  101. The Purple Haired Boy says 'Im fine'
  102. The clock strikes 7PM
  103. Warning:A suspect has been identified; Suspect is believed to have Brown colored hair.
  104. The Purple Haired Boy says 'Welp'
  105. The White Haired Girl taps the green-haired girl on the shoulder and points insistently at the purple-haired boy.
  106. The Boy with a Bandana says 'Oh damn, the announcements are on top of detecting furries.'
  107. The Green Haired Girl says 'DID MI EARS DEVISE A WORD MADE UP A' FOUR LETTERS< A CONSONANT, VOWEL VOWEL CONSONANT?'
  108. The Purple Haired Boy says 'Its either bandana here or the girl'
  109. The Brown Haired Girl says '..Thats some shit. '
  110. The Green Haired Girl says 'Blast? What did that announcement say?'
  111. The Green Haired Girl says 'The arrowe got mi good ear, you see.'
  112. The Purple Haired Boy says 'ITS NOT NEAR YOUR EAR EITHER'
  113. The White Haired Girl turns and walks off, leaving the crazy girl with the boys.
  114. The Boy with a Bandana says 'That someone with brown hair has furry fetishes.'
  115. The Purple Haired Boy says 'Actually'
  116. The Green Haired Girl says 'ARRR YE COULDN'T TELL IF YE MUM WERE A PIECE OF BLUBBER COOKIN' ON THE SANDY BEACHES OF THE BURMUDA.'
  117. The Purple Haired Boy says 'She is an Ookami...'
  118. The Boy with a Bandana says 'Okami? I love that game.'
  119. The Boy with a Bandana says 'I'm not a furry though.'
  120. OOC: The Purple Haired Boy: I FORGOT IF THATS WHAT THE CREATURES ARE CALLED
  121. OOC: The Boy with a Bandana: GOOD FOR YOU.
  122. The Purple Haired Boy says 'Im serious'
  123. The Purple Haired Boy says 'Thats what she is'
  124. The Purple Haired Boy says 'And we are hunting her'
  125. The Purple Haired Boy says 'Well'
  126. The Boy with a Bandana says 'She's Amaterasu?'
  127. The Purple Haired Boy says 'She is hunting her'
  128. The Green Haired Girl says 'Listen here mi boys of fuck, we will go and kill those damn tail-handlin' ear-nibblin' and kind of cute monstrosities so I c'n hang em on mi boat.'
  129. OOC: The Purple Haired Boy: I know the Ookami game but i forgot everything about it
  130. The Purple Haired Boy says 'We have no boat'
  131. OOC: The Green Haired Girl: I don't know what I'm doing anymore.
  132. OOC: The Purple Haired Boy: Lol
  133. The Boy with a Bandana says 'Who are you calling a fuckboy?'
  134. The Boy with a Bandana says 'Inhale my dong enragement pirate.'
  135. The Purple Haired Boy says '...'
  136. OOC: The Purple Haired Boy: This is a fucked up game
  137. OOC: The Purple Haired Boy: And i love it
  138. The Purple Haired Boy says '...'
  139. The Green Haired Girl says 'I'VE SUCKED MANY DONGS IN MI SHIP, MATIE.'
  140. The Green Haired Girl says 'BUT.'
  141. The Purple Haired Boy says 'So'
  142. The Green Haired Girl says 'Y'SEE.'
  143. The Boy with a Bandana says 'I will only assist you on your quest if you are prepared to start a night of debauchery with me.'
  144. The Green Haired Girl says 'THE ARROW GOT MI GOOD MOUTH.'
  145. The Purple Haired Boy says '...'
  146. The Purple Haired Boy says 'Alright'
  147. The Purple Haired Boy says 'We will'
  148. The Boy with a Bandana says 'Wait what-'
  149. The Purple Haired Boy says 'Just help us kill her'
  150. The Boy with a Bandana says 'I said inhale, not suck!'
  151. The Boy with a Bandana says 'Jesus fuck.'
  152. The Purple Haired Boy says 'ITs not near your mouth either'
  153. The Green Haired Girl says 'However, I'm fairly certain this here stick of pain and trouble missed mi mouth down below by an inch.'
  154. The Purple Haired Boy says 'It wasnt even close'
  155. The Green Haired Girl says 'AN INCH.'
  156. The Purple Haired Boy says '...'
  157. The Purple Haired Boy says 'It was in your head'
  158. The Boy with a Bandana says 'An itchy inch I suppose.'
  159. The Purple Haired Boy says 'And you probably should be dead'
  160. The Purple Haired Boy says 'I mean your forehead'
  161. The Purple Haired Boy says '...'
  162. The Green Haired Girl says 'YARR WE DON'T MENTION THE CRABS THAT LIVE WITHIN MI HAIR BOY.'
  163. The Purple Haired Boy says 'Crabs?'
  164. The Boy with a Bandana says 'Yeah dude, we're sensitive about that.'
  165. The Purple Haired Boy says 'What crabs?'
  166. The Boy with a Bandana says 'That's exactly why I wear bandanas.'
  167. The Purple Haired Boy says '...'
  168. OOC: The Purple Haired Boy: Wot
  169. OOC: The Boy with a Bandana: hue
  170. OOC: The Purple Haired Boy: Just told my little bro that i have a pirate and freddy fuckboy on my team
  171. The Green Haired Girl says 'I once had a man in mi cabin lookin' fer trouble. And by trouble, I mean mi underside blaconey, if you get what I'm sayin'.'
  172. The Green Haired Girl says 'He was lookin' for some.'
  173. OOC: The Boy with a Bandana: <3
  174. The Green Haired Girl says 'V-legs.'
  175. The Green Haired Girl says 'Ar ar ar.'
  176. The Purple Haired Boy says 'Yeah yeah yeah, lets just GO already'
  177. The Boy with a Bandana says 'What.'
  178. The Boy with a Bandana says 'Engage the furry motherfucker?'
  179. OOC: The Purple Haired Boy: Me, The Brains
  180. OOC: The Purple Haired Boy: And the idiots
  181. OOC: The Purple Haired Boy: XD
  182. OOC: The Boy with a Bandana: u wot m8
  183. The Purple Haired Boy says 'Yes'
  184. OOC: The Green Haired Girl: I can be smart, but I'm tied.
  185. OOC: The Green Haired Girl: TIRED.
  186. OOC: The Purple Haired Boy: I did m8
  187. OOC: The Boy with a Bandana: I can be smart, but I'm a fuckboy.
  188. The Purple Haired Boy says 'LETS G-'
  189. The Purple Haired Boy says 'Wait'
  190. The Boy with a Bandana says 'Ok.'
  191. The Purple Haired Boy says 'Do you even have a weapon, Bandana?'
  192. The Green Haired Girl says 'AH SAY WE HIT EM FROM BELOW, RIGHT WHERE IT HURTS. GET 'EM IN THE ASS AND MAKE SURE IT COUNTS.'
  193. The Boy with a Bandana says 'No. I have my dong, and a lot of money.'
  194. The Boy with a Bandana says 'Bitches love dongs and tons of money.'
  195. The Purple Haired Boy says '..'
  196. The Purple Haired Boy says 'Just find a knife or something'
  197. The Boy with a Bandana says 'What the fuck, are you mental?'
  198. The Purple Haired Boy says '...'
  199. The Purple Haired Boy says 'Maybe'
  200. The Purple Haired Boy says 'JUST FIND A KNIFE OR SOMETHING'
  201. The clock strikes 8PM
  202. The Boy with a Bandana says 'Just give me a hydro dragon dildo, or a microphone.'
  203. The Purple Haired Boy says 'There are none here'
  204. The Boy with a Bandana says 'For fuck sakes'
  205. The Purple Haired Boy says 'I think'
  206. The Boy with a Bandana says '.'
  207. The Boy with a Bandana says 'Then I will have to go in'
  208. The Boy with a Bandana says 'Dry.'
  209. The Green Haired Girl rubs her eye a bit, flinching. Blood slowly oozed from her face-wound as she wobbles forward. "Arrr, I had money once. But I lost it all, due to an unfortunate event with a one-eyed snake. Vemon spit right into mi GOOD EYE. ARRRR....rrrr....gnegnr" She falls face first onto the ground, the arrow shoving itself mostly through the backside of ehr head. A pool of blood begins collecting on the ground. Lovely.
  210. The Purple Haired Boy says 'Ew'
  211. The Green Haired Girl tears at her throat with her spirit crossbow until blood is drawn.
  212. The Green Haired Girl collapses to the ground and stops breathing!
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