Jade sat on her bed. Karkat sat beside her. He leaned over to her and whispered "I'm going to explore your jungle." "What the fuck does that mean" she said. "I"m going to fuck you right in your pussy." "Okay." Karkat pushed her down onto the bed and began to remove her skirt. It was a jungle down there. Like, a literal jungle with trees and animals. Karkat gave a look of confusion and terror. He looked up at Jade. "What the fuck," he said. He brushed his hands through the jungle. He found no pussy. He took off her shirt. There was more jungle. He looked up at Jade. She was all jungle. Karkat was freaking the fuck out. What the fuck happened to the girl he was about to fuck. He got off her and walked away from the bed. He was going mad. He cried and sat down. Then, he felt vines wrap around his body. "Rest in piss," Jade said. But, it wasn't Jade. She shed the jungle. Jade was actually... BONZI BUDDY. "Karkat! You owe me your dong! You killed my family!" he said. Bonzi tore off Karkat's clothes and took his dong. He ate it with joy. He threw Karkat out the window, then he leaped through the roof and flew to his home. Karkat cried. "I just wanted to have sex" he said. He bled to death later that day. RIP Karkat Vantas. This is the second timeline of him to lose his dong to a malware spreading, purple monkey. FIN.